#silly reader... and even sillier price.

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hold on i got this idea randomly and its like past midnight so yeah... bear with me.

thinking about reader who works at a local cafe, and might be just a little crazy about price who's new to the area, slowly becoming a regular customer of this cafe.

it wasn't as if you weren’t freakily obsessed with him or anything. you were just too infatuated with him, having memorised his order by heart, memorised the way his eyes would crinkle in delight whenever he’d find out that you already had his tea all prepared, nice and warm — just the way he likes it. wait, how did you know he was going to come at this exact same time?

you couldn’t help it. he was a walking distraction — always sitting at the far edge table in the cafe, absorbed in some paperwork or just simply staring out of the window, looking so unreal. you needed to read him, learn everything about him, learn all of his schedule and stuff.

you’d accidentally forget to add a thing or two in his orders sometimes. he ordered a cookie? oops, you forgot it. but it’s okay, you wanted him to approach you and start a conversation, even if it's over some missed cookie.

sometimes he’d have a woman next to him, discussing some stuff very quietly, making it quite obvious that it was over whatever their job was given how he always handed her those papers.

you had to be rational, you had to. but how could you when he was always smiling so brightly at her? especially when she herself was so pretty. were you really getting insecure during your shift? yeah.

you couldn’t start a ruckus here by doing something impulsive, but you’d be lying if you said that you weren’t tempted to.

you were too nervous to start a conversation on your own too. not even a proper “how’s your day going?”

your obsession stuck with you staring at him throughout your work shift as long as he was there, carefully looking at the watch on his wrist and the case of his phone, figuring out all the brands in your head.

you had even figured out what perfume he wore during one encounter when you caught a whiff of his cologne — not strong and quite masculine. it suited him so much. you remember spending an hour in the male perfume section in a local store that day.

and oh, price knew all of it. he wasn’t stupid. he was too smart in fact, always feeling your scrutinising and curious gaze on him, filled with an odd longing. he had noticed the way your hands would accidentally brush against his sometimes when giving him his order, the way you would shyly hand him some extra stuff for free sometimes.

heck, he even noticed the way you gave him one of your napkins once, saying that he might need it. what were you even trying to do, claim him? yeah, that was your little way of leaving something of yours to him.

you’d feel sick sometimes, all head over heels over just a regular customer, writing letters and letters over him, simply rambling about how nice his voice was and how warm he seemed, just wanting those strong hairy arms of his to cradle you against him. sometimes you’d also just write about all the interactions you had with him. your favourite memory was when he first told you his name, resulting in you squealing into your pillow the whole night happily. john.

of course, you were never going to send these letters to him.

unbeknownst to you, price was always staring at you too whenever you were distracted by some other customers, his fingers lightly rubbing against his beard. who knew a sweet thing like you could be so... eager? you were like some desperate starved puppy to needy for something, anything.

and maybe he needed to do something about it. he might even dig some information of you through some people, who knows? maybe keep you all to himself.

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UH OH ! — cl16. [ series masterlist . part ii . ]

CHAPTER ONE / gorgeous.

❛ you should take it as a compliment, that i got drunk and made fun of the way you talked. ❜

summary : usually, birthday parties are supposed to be a close friend's and family celebration, so why on earth are you being dragged along as your friend's plus one?

warnings : implied references to cheating. food mentions. vomiting mentions but not explicitly written. sexual themes, inuendos. a purposeful choice to refuse to write without capital letters. too many taylor swift references. google translated french. no use of y/n but reader is referred to as soleil by charles and that transfers on through all the fic. charles leclerc's toxic relationship. alcohol consumption, drink responsibly. suddenly charles leclerc is actually decent at flirting. inaccurate storyline of pierre's birthday. 2023's silly season just got sillier. live laugh love kika gomes. word count : 1.7k

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THE STREETS OF PARIS , were lively enough that you could blend in seamlessly, everyone else dressed essentially to the nines in their finest attire, walking in and out of all the restaurants in the vicinity. you want to cower, wrap the shall around yourself tighter and hide away; you'd never felt more insecure and out of place in the entire month you'd been vacationing in france, until this very moment.

everyone around you exudes the amount of confidence that comes naturally to them that you wished you had, even if you felt genuinely good in the outfit Kika had practically forced you in when you'd briefly mentioned having nothing to wear to the event she'd asked you to tag along to. a part of you wants to remind yourself that you knew better than to expect things to play out differently, it wants to ridicule you for going back on your usual stance of always expecting disappointment to no longer feel disappointed.

you wave off a taxi that pulls beside you, you're already at your destination, and a fleeting wave of nausea makes you want to clench your gut, and hurl what little you'd eaten earlier throughout the day into the hedges beside you; you don't, thankfully. instead, you resort to the safety of your phone, back-and-forth bickering between your best friend and Kika to work up your nerves to get yourself inside the building.

you feel wobbly on your feet, something you will also plan to blame on Kika when you find the courage to get yourself to walk in through the door of the Laperouse, a considerably more elegant spot to eat at than you would have picked, you only dread the fear of looking over the menu and bearing witness to the prices of the food.

the ding of the bell above the door pulls your head out of your phone when you're met with the silhouette of quite possibly the most attractive man you'd ever had blessed your gaze — excluding that one time you'd run into lorenzo zurzolo on a girls trip to madrid and fumbled the whole ordeal so embarrassingly you had to block him on instagram to keep from ever seeing him.

his actions are almost more exaggerated in frustration than you'd plainly described to your friend, his hand is constantly dragging down his face when he pulls the phone away from his ear, promptly allowing you to hear the snippets of french being, basically, screamed through the phone at him. yikes. the phone call seems to drag on and the amount of time you've been staring at this man can be somewhat considered borderline stalking if he wasn't uninterested in the world outside the french screaming match on the phone.

deciding you'd done enough oogling to satiate for the brieft maladaptive day-dreaming you'll experience during mundane errands. with the very little courage you had, you wipe your hands on your dress, pitifully, and tuck your phone into the clutch before making your way inside. you're blissfully unaware of the way the man had turned towards the noise the heels of your shoes had made against the pavement, his attitude doing a complete 180 had him disregarding the remainder of the phone call before finally giving up, a defeated sigh follows the silence of the call being ended.

'i told you so. . .' your brain supplies when you feel even more out of place being inside said restaurant than how you were simply just standing outside of it, you felt both over and under-dressed watching the mass of patrons standing at the front bar along with the glimpses you could get inside the dining room from where you wait at the hostess stand.

"can i help you?" the hostess asks, words sleek with her french accent as she flicks her gaze up towards you before down at the booking book in front of her. you fiddle with your fingers, white-knuckling the black clutch, suddenly unable to find your own words. the woman rolls her eyes, and taps her perfectly manicured finger against the book and you visibly shake.

"elle est avec moi et la réservation Gasly" a voice speaks, standing behind you, close enough to be flush against you, but remaining a finger length away from you, refusing to lift your head, you don't dare look at who's just saved yourself from any more bouts of unwavering embarrassment for the night.

"profite de ta soirée" the hostess grins, it doesn't shine in her eyes and it's clearly a put-on customer service smile, forced to maintain a friendly atmosphere within the restaurant, you're allowing yourself to be lead through towards the private dining room, stepping away from the man, you mumble a simple thank you in your own butchered french pronunciation as you spot kika and find yourself attached to her hip for a majority of the night.

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now, see if you weren't the type of person to be so easily persuaded into joining in on the drink festivities, you wouldn't have ended up with kika as one of your closest friends. you were never one to turn down alcohol, especially open bar alcohol; which is perhaps why you'd found yourself in a state of being a social butterfly, you'd floated around the room, meals long since eaten and cleared by the wait staff left people standing around and conversing.

mixtures of english, french and portuguese filling the room, bits and pieces of conversations you were picking up, but with your minimal understanding of french you found yourself avoiding anything beyond "hi how are you?" and introducing yourself, aside from that you smile and nodded before politely excusing yourself to float around once more.

"are you purposely ignoring me?" there it is, the sound that would haunt your best dreams and your worst nightmares; the shiver that runs up your spine makes you inadvertently cringe at yourself, how were you this reactive to a voice, you're going to blame the entire thing on the amount of sparkling moscato you'd been drinking by the glass.

"hm? no, no i'm not ignoring you?" you mock his accent, turning around to finally make eye contact with him, lips pursed into a line to keep yourself from giggling, the bubbles in your stomach is either your own nerves, the bubbly alcoholic beverage you'd consumed or a mixture of both — either way you feel content enough to be less than self-aware of the situation.

you can almost see the way he visibly lights up at the interaction, the way can't hold himself back from laughing at your attempt to mock his accent, the way his eyes crinkle and the laughter that follows the expression leaves you virtually speechless, you'd never been in a situation where someone, especially not a man. had ever laughed at you in a way that didn't feel the least bit mocking towards you; his laughter subsides and you feel yourself mourning the noise, head tilting to the side before he's taking a sip from his own glass.

"how do you know pierre?"

"through kika, she's the sole reason i'm here" you explain, gesturing with your hands as you talk, the conversation carries on throughout most of the night, new drinks replacing old ones all whilst the distance between the two of you closing inch by inch and shamelessly, perhaps even a little selfishly you allow it.

you allow more than just close proximity, you allow his knee to knock against your own, the hand to graze your waist as his arm moves around you to put his empty drink on the bar. you allow yourself to meet his gaze, hold it and find yourself lower and lower your own inhibitions. the good, the bad and the ugly of a man who hasn't asked for your name and whose name you hadn't bothered to ask for either.

perhaps, it's the events of the night that led you to here, in this heat of the moment pursuit of pure guiltless drunk happiness, lips against the nap of your neck in the back of a taxi, a hand dragging dangerously up your thigh, closer and closer to a spot you hadn't known longed to be touched until now. you're mutual shouts of laughter are shared through the streets of paris, leading into the hotel room you'd been staying in for the week, you're set to check out the next morning, but realistically, what's one night of parisian fun to end your trip with a bang, literally.

"soleil, fuck, the things you are doing to me right now" his voice comes out like a growl against your ear, his teeth dragging along your ear lobe and further down your neck, never biting, just allowing the feeling to pull the breathless noises out of you. your hand finds its way to nestle into his hair, grip tight and pull him away, the way he looks at you, a gaze you're all far too familiar with, lust.

god, had you wished you knew life wouldn't feel so horribly if you'd felt like this the entire time, the way the man finds himself home between your thighs, even as they clench around his head as soon as his tongue flicks against your abused and overly sensitive clit, fingers working their way in and out of your as you're pushed to complete your third orgasm — your hands griping the pillow behind your head, back arching as you moan out breathlessly, the needy coil in your stomach untangling once more as he pulls the orgasm out of you; your left breathless and shaking as your ride out the orgasm on his fingers.

his face is glistening with your juices; god if you were brave enough to take a picture you would have, he looked effortlessly pretty as he wiped his face with the back of his hand and finally pulled his fingers out of you to lick them clean.

you were royally screwed. even after you woke up in the morning, he was still asleep, but check-out was soon and there really wasn't any need to actively remain in the hotel room bed any longer, even if the man sleeping beside you was dreamy, even asleep, you knew alcohol-influenced one night stands were less than impressive to boast about the next morning. so you do the easiest thing to bypass awkward morning conversations, you leave a note with your number and leave.

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user girl, what is that on your neck in the second pic?? ⤿ yourusername the question is are you a narc?

francisca.cgomes paris couldn't handle us for longer than a week ⤿yourusername where too next gf x

yourbestfriend i miss you come home ! ⤿yourusername i think i might find a new home ⤿yourbestfriend you're really gonna abandon our kids like that?

user since when have her an kika been friends? ⤿user since like forever, they grew up together

yoursisteruser look at you being a slut pookie, we love to see it ⤿yourusername get out of my comments blocked and reported ⤿yoursisteruser can you answer my facetime now, you got a lot of catching up to do, this is new name lore !!!

authors note : hi oh my god, so i'm absolutely nervous to actually have this be posted, it's not been beta read so i apologise in advance trying to edit this myself was the longest task i've come to find myself tethered to. i really like the plot of this story, the smut a lil dry because my smut writing is dry, we gotta work ourselves up to that, later chapters pookies, later chapters. i would have added more to the story, i'm like super inspired by this, but alas the 30 image limit said, no. so we gotta listen !

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Megapost 08/05/18

Anna:  Apologies that I’m doing another megapost with asks, but the Eurovision semifinal is starting in 18 minutes, and I can’t wait to start reblogging about glitter bombs, silly presentations of songs and even sillier outfits.

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Nonny Nr. 1:   Re BC's varying "wealth". Wealth is broken up into how much you have in checking, savings, CDs, deposit boxes, etc. (i.e. "liquid" funds, readily available). Then there's the price of real estate owned, investments in companies, stocks, companies owned, and on and on. It all depends on what you count as "wealth". I don't think any one person ever investigated all of those and then added them up to come up with a public statement of how much BC would be worth if he cashed in and sold out.   Although some people would argue that he has already sold out! LOL!!!

Anna:  I don’t care about Ben’s wealth in the least.  All I care about is what roles he’s cast in (if any), what roles he casts himself in, and how desperate he is to sell the unsaleable showmance.

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Nonny Nr. 2:   How would that mess Melrose up? He's super posh in the books LOL

Anna:  I don’t know what you mean about messing Melrose up Nonny, but in case you haven’t heard, Ben had to posh up to play Patrick Melrose, because... disregard everything you know about Benedict Cumberbatch  :P

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Nonny Nr. 3:   "I just can't", he says pleadingly! From, Caitlin Moran article for Radio Times. I guess it's a whole different thing when you have to talk about your family to someone's face. You can't trust yourself not to say the wrong thing. Better to let your PR team speak for you. They can get the story straight. 🙄 And PS, I just saw the photos from the NYTimes. They say children age you. So does keeping your story straight.

Anna:  At least Caitlin Moran asked him about his family and he refused to talk about them Nonny.  That’s a change from what he’s been doing on interviews lately, where he pre-emptively refuses to talk about his private life because he’s so very private without anyone asking him about it...   ;o)

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Nonny Nr. 4:   BC had to posh it up for Melrose? Come on, intern, he's chilling the old IOW ancestry of miss fetchless, £12,000 watches, say things like he is above everybody because he is a descendant of Richard III, he buys a huge house at a few doors from politicians and trot his inflating hot air balloon of a wife to see royals or fetch his OBE. Don't make him play the working class actor when he forced Hiddles to wear Harrow's colours at his IOW secret not secret fakeding.

Anna:  No Nonny!  All of that is not posh.  And Ben doesn’t come off as being out of touch with reality with such quotes   :P

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Nonny Nr. 5:   OMG I just read his quotes about being posh. he needs to stop talking. there is something so weird about him that he can't accept that he was born w a silver spoon. no one says you aren't dedicated ben, but he really cannot accept that he is just not someone who has had to work very hard in life. that doesn't mean he isn't talented and devoted, but long hours on set does not necessarily= hard work.farm hand is hard work. He has never had to work hard in his life and he is super insecure about it

Anna:  Karon should really give him some notes for his next interview.  Especially if it’s taped and is aired in the US.  For reasons...

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Nonny Nr. 6:   ben, you aint working class mate. you came out of the womb and promptly had your ever want and need placed before you. oh? you paid granny back the tens of thousands of pounds your family had access to to see to it you were served the best of everything w no work on your part at the time? thats nice. most people have debt like that over their head for the rest of their lived and cant wipe it out w millions. ben, you've been a millionaire you whole life. you were born 30 steps ahead of everyone

Anna:  And yet I’mNotAPoshTottyBatch strikes again....   :o/

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Nonny Nr. 7:   Honestly, I thought it was ok. I can’t agree with all your bullet points either. If the lunchbox statement were more recent, ok, but it’s been years and his life and career changed since then. I read a lot and can read all the Melrose novels in one day (It’s around 880 pages total combined, they’re short books—for reference that’s just 10 pages longer than the fourth Harry Potter paperbook book). He’s not UK upper class, Patrick really is, so yeah, he needed to posh it up.

Anna:  We’ll have to agree to disagree Nonny.  Both when it comes to lunchboxes, as well as when it comes to poshness.  Especially when it comes to a posh man who wants to sell lunchboxes despite his aversion to them because they didn’t suit his aesthetic back when his career hadn’t exploded yet.

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Nonny Nr. 8:   Didn't Ben have scenes in Melrose where he was smoking cigarettes? Or do they use fake cigarettes during filming? I honestly don't know how that works so I'm a bit curious.

Anna:  They might have been using nicotine-free cigarettes for filming like the ones that William B. Davis was smoking while filming The X-Files Nonny. 

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MFA:   I could be wrong, I suppose, but I feel Benedict Cumberbatch is mansplaining feminism and pay disparity to readers because he wants to promote an upcoming project "produced" by his wife. It doesn't sit well with me. It feels opportunistic and patronizing, and he's late to the table. I'm similarly unimpressed to read his comments about diversity. He should just do the right thing, and not lecture readers about longstanding, complex issues in a sanctimonious effort to bolster his image.

Anna:  I couldn’t possibly agree more with your assessment MFA.

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Mom Anon:   Ah yes, Caitlin and “the collection of kids”. She keeps writing about him in a way that makes one suspect she wasn’t around when they sought a RC gf or she would have jumped at the chance. That no drugs bit made me snort too. I read @khanspets comment and I got the impression that he was flirting with the waitress too. Although I’m not sure Una Stubbs hair is a compliment. And what about his disinterest in new technology? He prooves that he can’t work it but he still bought it. Ah well, she seems to bring out WaffleBatch and that alone is worth it!

Anna:  Mom Anon, quick question: how many times have you referred to your three children as a “collection”?  :P

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Anna:  And now.... EUROVISION SILLINESS!  :D

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It’s nice to see it explicitly said that there are clearly impressive things that can be done in a team battle in order to stand out from the crowd, and some mutants really do bring their A game when it counts. I’m not sure that Jean is entirely taking things seriously- do you really want to encourage more X-Men to be experimenting with being eaten by dinosaurs so that they can also demonstrate their determination? There’s coaching the team and then there’s just setting impossibly high standards...

You know that when there’s a dinosaur, we’re talking high stakes X-Men combat (well, as long as it’s not one of the sillier Savage Land adventures, where Tyrannosauruses are as common as the next dinosaur), but the book is also clearly trying to be fun as well, aiming for a nice balance between the two, avoiding the trap of being too one note (usually either ‘mutants are all doomed’ or ‘lots of soap opera’). I have no idea how multiple writers works in this sort of set up, but there’s no clear split between sequences, to my mind, suggesting it works well regardless of the mechanics of the process. Quite how long the book can maintain a weekly momentum, I’m not sure, but there are definitely enough plot threads and promised returns of characters to keep readers guessing for the time being.

The downside to a weekly book is the cost (not helped by a double priced first issue), since a month’s worth of books could buy you a trade- the same amount spent for the one series spread over a few months tricks you into thinking you’re not spending that much on all these comic things- but at least it’s preferable to multiple X-Books in one month. I suppose that has been standard since X-Factor and Uncanny X-Men shared the stands, and definitely since the 90s X-Men and Uncanny X-Men double bill (and don’t even think about the not X-Men but very much linked to them books that further add to your spending, like X-Force and X-Factor and Wolverine and Cable. At least we don’t have the 90s thing of Wolverine plus Marvel Comics Presents plus Wolverine one shots and mini-series and guest appearances. A Wolverine interest back then could not be funded by an after school job I soon learned!), so everyone is used to it, but it’s nice to only have the one main title to follow at the moment. The current frequency would allow similar levels of creator and story telling diversity as two different titles would, but without any need need for the reader to jump between books (or choose one over the other if money is tight). I doubt Marvel will leave it this way, but it would be a nice change of pace, I think.

(Oh, by the way, yep, we're still doing weird legacy numbers- this is apparently 621... I don’t think they ever gave the Legacy breakdown of how they got to this number, but it looks like it’s pretty easy if you add all the volumes of Uncanny X-Men together. Except... OK, I get that at the most basic level, they’re just using the original consequently numbered series as the starting point, but if you think about it too much: It was only Uncanny X-Men from 114, and it was The X-Men at the start, before dropping the definite article after a while, and was only reprints for five years in the early 70s. And Giant Size X-Men 1 should perhaps be counted if we’re counting books called X-Men since it was the start of the team that brought the book back and allowed it to last long enough to become Uncanny... And, yeah, so, should the X-Men book, the 90s one that became New X-Men and then Legacy, get to count those 113 issues (with or without the reprints) since it shared an exact name match for a period? And it got legacy numbering so it could be X-Men: Legacy 300 instead of X-book called Legacy number 90-something? Or should this be called The X-Men for Legacy numbering purposes? Or should we just stop with this whole silly numbering nonsense as it is just pointless- either accept that new number ones every few months is your strategy, or stop with the renumbering, because I really doubt it’s working as an ‘appeal to readers new and old’ strategy, and everyone knows it’s just a ploy so that you can have an issue 700 soon enough.)

From Uncanny X-Men 2, by Ed Brisson, Matthew Rosenberg, Kelly Thompson, R.B. Silva, Adriano Di Benedetto, Rachelle Rosenberg & Joe Caramagna

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

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Dragons LOVE Farts: A Review of the Funniest Fart Book for Kids Looking for a book that will make your kids LOL? Look no further than Dragons LOVE Farts, the hilarious and delightfully stinky book that's perfect for any young reader. From the colorful and dynamic scenes featuring silly dragons in even sillier situations, to the detailed illustrations that will have even the poutiest youngster giggling with glee, this book is a Fart-O-Rama for the whole family. And while fart jokes may seem like lowbrow humor, Dragons LOVE Farts takes it to the next level by cleverly weaving in historical places and events, classic literary works, and nods to fables and nursery rhymes. Who knew farts could open the door to so much worldly knowledge? But don't worry, as much as this book is educational, it's also just plain fun. From a cheese-loving dragon trying to blend in among a pasture of flatulent dairy cows, to a pirate adventure gone awry thanks to a well-timed fart, the dragons in this book will amuse your kids right into a little dose of worldly wisdom. And it's not just for kids either. Dad jokes, gag gifts, you name it – there's simply no end to the usefulness of this hilarious book. Plus, the last page even ends like a bedtime story, making it the perfect bribe for a quick and easy bedtime routine. With lively illustrations, clever humor, and plenty of fart jokes to spare, Dragons LOVE Farts is the perfect book for any young reader looking for a good laugh – and let's be honest, probably some grown-ups too. So why not give it a try and see if those dragons can make you ROFL too? Don't wait any longer to dive into this incredible story! Buy the book now or get a 30-day trial of Audible and lose yourself in the captivating world of this must-read tale. Don't miss out! Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)