Mortimer's like Bigfoot - he hates having his picture taken.
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𝚈 𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚘 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚒 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚚𝚞é 𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚞 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎.
𝚃𝚊𝚕 𝚟𝚎𝚣 𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚝𝚛𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚡𝚒𝚊 𝚜𝚒 𝚏𝚞𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎,
𝚃𝚊𝚕 𝚟𝚎𝚣 𝚊𝚑í 𝚜𝚒 𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝚕𝚘 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚘𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚎.
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Girls kiss other girls and no one bats an eye...
But when I kiss my homies goodnight... Society...
SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY.
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⟡ 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐝. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝.
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𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯.
𝘈 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴.
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