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rigor-x-mortis · 8 months
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𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙧 - 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙖.
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rigor-x-mortis · 1 year
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Mortimer's like Bigfoot - he hates having his picture taken.
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rigor-x-mortis · 9 months
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I love you, to the moon and back. 🌙
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rigor-x-mortis · 1 year
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𝚈 𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚘 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚒 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚚𝚞é 𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚞 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎. 𝚃𝚊𝚕 𝚟𝚎𝚣 𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚝𝚛𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚡𝚒𝚊 𝚜𝚒 𝚏𝚞𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎, 𝚃𝚊𝚕 𝚟𝚎𝚣 𝚊𝚑í 𝚜𝚒 𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝚕𝚘 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚘𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚎.
Girls kiss other girls and no one bats an eye... But when I kiss my homies goodnight... Society...
SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY.
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rigor-x-mortis · 1 year
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Reason for detainment: aggravated assault in the local Wendy's parking lot.
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rigor-x-mortis · 1 year
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⟡ 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐝. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝.
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rigor-x-mortis · 1 year
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Just one kiss before you go.
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rigor-x-mortis · 1 year
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𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯. 𝘈 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴.
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