#simmons i really want to be a human who just wants to be a werewolf

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RvB Fanfic Ideas

Tuckington

Fake Dating

Werewolf AU (specifically teen wolf but that’s not too important)

BDSM PWP

Fuck Buddies

Catfishing

Jealous Tucker

Bodyguard

Grimmons

Temple of Procreation PWP

Romcom

Everybody Bets

Girlfriend

Churbex (Church/Caboose/Tex)

I kissed you and your girlfriend at a party

Quick Summaries under the cut!

Fake dating:

This is actually Texas-Hates-Taxes-Too’s idea who wrote that the Lieutenants keep trying to set Wash up on dates and eventually he just gets fed up enough that he just says he’s with Tucker to get them to back off. Then he asks Tucker to pretend for him just until they go to Iris. In my interpretation Tucker only agrees after Wash offers throwing knives lessons and the lieutenants keep trying to make good dates for them in apology. (Hopefully it’s ok for me to take this idea and run with it.)

Werewolf AU:

If you’ve seen Teen Wolf (the tv show) this is based kinda on that. Tucker is Stiles a human with a little something extra who runs with werewolves. Wash is a hunter who comes to investigate the nemeton (an old tree thats power has been regained and is calling supernatural creatures to the town). I guess for a werewolf au it’s a bit different cause neither of the two love interests are werewolves lol. This one would be a big one when I get to writing it, so I have a lot of thoughts on it if you wanna chat lol.

BDSM PWP:

I feel like this one is pretty self explanatory, but the little plot that there is is that Sometimes Tucker can’t take being in charge anymore, being the reason some people live or die? It can be too much sometimes and he just wants to go a little mindless; Wash can help with that.

Fuck Buddies:

Tucker realizes his attraction to Wash and wants to fuck but he doesn’t think he can do relationships and they actually agree on just a friends with benefits thing. However, Wash grows feelings and decides to end it to save himself from pain. For some reason this hurts Tucker more than he thinks it should and goes about figuring out if he can actually do relationship.

Catfishing:

Tucker and Wash meet online playing video games and for some reason Tucker thinks that Wash is a girl. They do a lot of flirting and decide to meet in person, but when they do Tucker realizes the truth. Once he knows this he says he just wants to stay friends, Wash is a bit disappointed but ok with it. But even as friends Tucker falls in love with Wash all over again.

Jealous Tucker:

Doc, Locus and Donut all fall for Wash at different points and Tucker doesn’t understand why the idea of Wash with any of them makes him want to rip his face off.

Bodyguard:

Tucker’s name gets added to a hit list and needs a bodyguard, enter agent Washington who some (not many) call the best in the business. Having a bodyguard wasn’t new for Tucker, as Church had been his for a while, but there hadn’t been any danger before now and Tucker has to adjust to this new hardass who won’t let him screw around. (Not sure if I want to make this full on mafia au or just Tucker heard something he shouldn’t and now his life is in danger kind of thing)

Grimmons

Temple of Procreation:

Aka what really happened in that closet. Literally just a PWP but maybe with an extra chapter of ‘hey should we talk about this since we almost died. Again!’

Romcom:

Grif may love romcoms but he doesn’t love when he’s accidentally pulled into one and his love interest appears to be Simmons. It’s not the fact that he has to have meet-cutes and flirt with Simmons but that it isn’t his Simmons. And he thinks the lovey-doveyness of it all may kill him if he can’t get back to reality.

Everybody Bets:

Everybody bets on how and when Grif and Simmons will finally get together and they’re all so invested in it that they keep setting up their own version of the bet. Told from each other characters’s pov. Haven’t decided how to end it (either they’re already together or it was one of cabooses wild stories that didn’t seem physically possible to work).

Girlfriend:

Simmons gets a girlfriends and Grif is kinda heartbroken because thought they were solid, not necessarily together, but surely they didn’t need anyone else. Now though if he hopes to get back to normal he may have to actually talk about his feelings, even if it kills him.

Churbex:

(Idk if this is the ship name for Church/Caboose/Tex but I like it and wanted to do at least one story with them)

I kissed you and your girlfriend at a party:

Basically that tweet where someone kisses a girl at a party and to make sure her boyfriend isn’t mad, kisses him too, but it’s Caboose kissing Church and Tex. Except in this case Caboose thinks he’s ruined their relationship and doesn’t know how to tell them, even though they’ve already accepted him into the polycule. Misunderstandings ensue.

[morfinwen]

For the ask: Drops of Jupiter, King and Lionheart, If My Heart was a House, and No Light, No Light, if you please. (Have I mentioned lately how much I love your ship names? :D )

Thanks, i’m really happy with how that whole using song names for ships has worked out so far!

drops of jupiter (fitz/simmons)

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Simmons is the scientist who is absolutely fascinated with recent evidence suggesting the existence of werewolves, and doesn’t quite realize her eagerness to find out the truth can be a bit … alarming. Especially for the Scotsman, living on his own in somewhat remote circumstances, whom she keeps dragging along on her fact-finding mission, who is secretly, constantly worried that some full moon he’s going to lose control and hurt someone.

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

If Fitz had grown up in a bigger village, then maybe he could have done something with his life instead of just fishing like everyone in his family before him, but then this curious mermaid starts visiting him whenever he’s out fishing on his own, asking him all kinds of questions about everything in the human world. No one believes him about her, of course, but maybe it means being a fisherman isn’t terrible? … No, it’s still terrible, but less terrible.

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Fitz is Jemma’s familiar. They constantly bicker with each other, disagreeing over the proper way to use magic to handle a conflict, but no matter how many times he refuses to answer her summons or she bans him (temporarily), they are both willing to die for the other.

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

Simmons falls in love with this adorable little coffee shop that is the perfect distance from work to get a cup before going to work. She always chats up barista Fitz, completely oblivious that he barely talks to anyone except for her, and that he’s rapidly developing a massive crush on her.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

See, this could go either way – Simmons as the eager student who starts off the relationship by stepping on Fitz’s toes, and she didn’t mean it like that, but seriously how is he a professor when he’s only as old as she is? or Fitz as the student who worked so hard to be good enough to be a TA for the brilliant professor Simmons.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Simmons is proud to be one of the first to be breaking all these expectations about female knights, and Fitz isn’t all that embarrassed at being rescued by a woman, but they both grew up on all those stories about princesses being saved by heroic knights and getting married, and frankly it’s a little awkward to be living out those stories flipped.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Simmons is the teacher who dotes on the tiny Scottish boy in her class, and wonders exactly how long it’s going to take his dad to realize that half the reasons she asks for all these parent-teacher meetings is to see him.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Fitz is the writer who wants so badly to put the stuff in his head into words, but the concepts are so intense it’s hard to put them coherently. Simmons is the editor who loves his work, but if she has to use up another whole pack of red pens editing his next manuscript, she’s sending him the bill.

king and lionheart (peter + neal); all platonic, thank you

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Neal is the werewolf who doesn’t mean any harm, but every full moon winds up stealing chickens and scaring cows. Peter is the beleaguered hunter who wishes that he could go just one month without having to talk down irate villagers, but never lets anyone lay a hand on Neal.

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

Peter is the fisherman who doesn’t get why this merman has suddenly decided he must be lonely out there, and is always showing up to talk to him. Not that he wants him to stop, but sometimes quiet is nice, Neal.

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

It would just be Neal’s luck that he gets the grumpy, law-abiding familiar who refuses to help him perform any sneaking, invisible, thief-friendly magic, and is always lecturing him about using his powers for good. 

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

Neal is a barista at the coffee shop Peter always goes to before work. He does his best to get Peter talking about whatever case he’s working on, and secretly imagines they’re actually partners working on cases together.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Peter is the professor. Neal is the TA who offers lots of wonderful professional assistance, and lots of totally unnecessary personal advice. Unnecessary in Peter’s mind, at least. Neal isn’t sure how Peter has managed to stay alive all this time, even with his beautiful, attentive wife.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Neal is the prince who grew up following Sir Peter around all the time, because being a knight is so cool and Sir Peter is the best, and Sir Peter pretends to be annoyed but everyone sees right through it.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Peter is the teacher who lends a hand to an overwhelmed Neal so often he sometimes wonders if he’s doing more for Neal than for Neal’s kid.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Neal is the writer who loves needling his grumpy editor. Peter is the editor who constantly talks about dumping Neal but buys like twenty copies of every book he writes and talks him up to anyone who’ll listen.

if my heart was a house (chuck/sarah)

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Sarah is the hunter who was raised her whole life to believe werewolves were universally dangerous and need to be wiped out, and really doesn’t appreciate having the foundation of her entire belief system shaken by this sweet, adorkable nerd who also happens to be a werewolf.

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

Sarah is the mermaid who finds herself inexplicably fascinated by this one lanky fisherman, and follows him whenever he goes out, taking care not to be seen. She’s not quite as good at it as she thinks; Chuck isn’t sure if he actually saw that gorgeous mermaid following him, or if maybe he’s losing his mind, but either way suddenly it doesn’t matter so much that every other career plan fell through.

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Chuck is the struggling warlock who feels like he’s ruining … whatever kind of future a familiar could have by having Sarah work with him, but she thinks he’s sweet and deserves so much more respect than anyone’s giving him, and determined to see him become accomplished.

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

Sarah is not a morning person, so she’s always three-quarters out of it when she comes into the coffee shop, but after all these weeks, everyone (the other employees, the friends or coworkers who come in with her sometimes, the other coffee shop regulars) is starting to wonder how she hasn’t noticed that that one barista has a major crush on her.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Chuck is the professor who, when not lost in thought about the computer sciences, wonders when and how he got the most beautiful woman on campus to be his TA. Sarah is the TA who can’t believe she went and fell in love with the professor she’s working for, what a cliché, oh lord please don’t let him notice …

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Sarah is the knight, who wishes the prince would remember that she’s supposed to be the one rescuing him, because if he ever gets hurt trying to help her she is never going to be able to forgive herself.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Chuck is the single parent who wonders if it’s fate that he’s fallen head-over-heels for his child’s favorite teacher, or just the lead-up to another disappointment.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Sarah is the editor who is totally not spending more time with this one author than any of the others, and Chuck is the writer who is totally not fabricating writer’s block or technical difficulties as an excuse to call her for help more often. 

no light, no light (peeta/katniss)

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Katniss is the hunter who doesn’t realize that the golden wolf that follows her some nights, never interfering but always watching, and the baker who gives her discounts are one and the same. 

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

Peeta is the merman who doesn’t care that there aren’t any happy stories about merfolk and humans, he’s going to make friends with the beautiful, lonely fisherwoman he’s fallen in love with, no matter how hard she makes it.

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Katniss is the witch who wonders if something’s wrong with her that she ended up with a healing familiar, because in what imaginary world does fire magic heal anything?

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

The obvious answer is Katniss is the addict and Peeta is the barista, but i’m gonna mix it up a little. Peeta runs the bakery across the street, and at first his regular visits to the coffee shop are solely for his caffeine fix, but then he starts bringing over various pastries for Katniss to “test”.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Katniss is the professor who does not need her TA to take care of her, thank you … but it is nice that he tries.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

I’m gonna mix this up too – Katniss is the princess who feels overwhelmed by all the fancy parties and diplomatic meetings she keeps getting called to, and Peeta is the knight who is somehow always at her side, whispering advice when she needs it.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Peeta is the teacher who wishes he could do more for the clearly overworked single mom Katniss, whose world is so wrapped up in her daughter she can’t see him clearly.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Katniss is the editor who wonders why Peeta keeps asking for her when he doesn’t really seem to need one.

…. wow, that was way easier to answer than anticipated. I’m still amazed.

Thanks for asking!