#simonposts

[petroglyphy]

betty grof kins do NOT interact. your very presence drives this simon back into the depths of despairing madness. there are only so many times one can endure the torture labyrinth nexus

you are a ⚠ COGNITOHAZARD ⚠

[gin-juice-tonic]

Okay well maybe he's cool in the way where you want to study him, but NOT in the way that makes you want to be his eternal cuckoo bananas roommate!

[poolboy-at-the-vampire-mansion]

I feel like this sums up the fanbases/Petriblr’s reaction towards Simon

[simononthemoon]

more screenshots

[wizard-enthusiast]

someone undoom this man’s narrative and give him some warm soup

[chibishortdeath]

I have bedazzled his card protector :3

[staypuff]

youre always watching that damn centipede

[wanderingxmoth]

what if we both put on silly hats and became silly insane wizards together?

[everythinginyou]

Everything In You: A Petrigrof AU

Now that the Fionna & Cake is over, I know a lot of long-time petrigrof fans are underwhelmed or outright sad about how things turned out in the finale. Regardless of how it turned out, I'd like to interest you in an 18+ fanfic I've been writing since the first episodes dropped, where after a thousand years of longing, Simon Petrikov and Betty Grof are returned to their respective human bodies again.

Simon has succeeded in his mission to retrieve Betty from the cosmic mind-prison of her fusion with GOLB. The only remains of the magic that once consumed them are the memories of what it took to get here. The long fight is over, the tears were shed, the cheers and sentimental reunion words were shared, and now it's time to get on with the rest of their lives. Here is the Happily Ever After they've been waiting for. What happens now?

CHAPTER SELECT:

[Chapter 1]

[Chapter 2]

[Chapter 3]

[Chapter 4]

[Chapter 5 (COMING SOON!)]

Tags/CW & More Info under cut:

[Read on Ao3]

Future themes to explore: founding a university, academic life, married life, archaeological research, travel, managing work/life balance, rediscovery (of the world & each other!), dealing with trauma, hurt & comfort, managing expectations & boundaries, physical & emotional intimacy, future-planning, family-planning, pregnancy, parenthood, found family, etc.

Tags/CW: age difference(?), light angst, hurt & comfort, first time (sort of), dry humping, unprotected sex, missionary position, creampie, impregnation, breeding, cowgirl position, tent sex, quiet sex, femdom

[petroglyphy]

FUCK ok perhaps someone pointed it out already but watching f&c, this part, where cake bites the heads off the vamps

reminded me of.....charlotte the desserts witch

like instantly thought of charlotte killing mami

[pinguelitist]

"not all men…" you’re right, lord simon duxbury: econ major, cunning scoundrel, redeemed bad boy would never do this to me

[poolboy-at-the-vampire-mansion]

GUYYYYYYSSSS

[potatoesandsunshine]

he was crazy for 50 ways to leave your lover

[wizard-enthusiast]

did the adventure time and fionna & cake writers even consider what they were unleashing upon their transmasc fanbase when they made simon petrikov like that™️ or were they oblivious to the consequences. how many of you guys are named simon now be honest. how many of you absolutely theived that man’s name guys are the simon levels rising do we have an epidemic on our hands

[chibishortdeath]

WHY IS SIMON ON MOEGIRL.ORG? WHY ARE OTHER BELMONTS LISTED AND THEN DON’T HAVE PAGES??? AND NONE OF THE GIRLS OF THE SERIES ARE ON THERE???????????????? I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES I JUST— CASTLEVANIA AS A SERIES DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PAGE THERE???????? WHO PUT HIM ON MOEGIRL.ORG?????? AND WHY IS THIS WEBSITE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS A NO BACKGROUND PNG OF THIS ART??? THE PAGE ONLY HAS LIKE A COUPLE SENTENCES???? AND HALF OF THEM AREN’T EVEN LIKE A PROPER SYNOPSIS??????? “MOE POINTS: WHIP” ???????? LMAOOOOOO

So anyway, I drew Simon in moe anime style because of this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[staypuff]

quick simon after seeing a nice palette i liked and thought "simon" on that color palette account