#sinsworld pat

[totally-a-different-person]

If ur still taking requests can I get uhhhhhhh paultryck with uhhhh petplay, overstim and orgasm denial ty

sure, honestly I think this one's gonna be a lot of fun so I'm excited to write it and I think it's gonna be pretty good but I'll try not to jinx it, I'm also excited to write top Pat for once (nsft past this point, proceed at your own risk)

Paul had never seen this side of his boyfriend. When he brought it up he didn't expect Patrick to say yes. He was had to wear nothing but his boxers, these clip on puppy ears, and a large collar with some small dull spikes, Patrick holding the leash. Speaking of which, he was sitting on the bed with Paul's legs around his waist, leaning down a bit to kiss him deeply, pulling on the leash just a bit. He melted into it right away, grabbing Pat's arm with one of his hands. This may be unfamiliar territory for them but he'd be lying is he said he wasn't into it. Sure he loves getting to see Patrick under him, moaning and gasping for him, but he had to admit the lack of control he had of the situation was thrilling. He almost wanted to ask Pat if they should switch more often.

Patrick deepened the kiss and ran his free hand down Paul's body, landing in between his legs. Paul let out a low moan, pushing his hips forward while he was palmed, wanting more friction. Pat moved back away from the kiss, taking his hand back as well getting nothing but a desperate look from Paul. He chuckled softly and moved Paul off his lap. "Tell you what, be a good puppy and do as I say and I'll make sure you get to feel good~" he said sweetly placing his hand on his boyfriend's head for a moment before moving it away to take off his own boxers. Paul staring clearly made him flush a bit, but he kept up his cool tone and attitude. "C'mere love" Paul did0s he was told, getting down to eye level with Pat's member.

Pat let his hand slowly grab onto the chocolate brown hair as Paul slowly and gently licked all the way up his shaft, eyes now looking into up Patrick's green ones as he took a moment to run his tongue over the head. The green eyed male shivered a little at the action, slightly tightening his grip. Paul took it into his mouth, slowly going down on it. Patrick pretty much let him set his own pace, occasionally pushing him a little further. His other hand pulled the leash a little bit as he gasped. Paul looked up at him as he ground down against the mattress as he did so, groaning quietly. Pat blushed darker as something between a sigh and a moan got out. He watched for another moment as Paul moved a hand down to palm the lump in his pants. Patrick swallowed thickly and rubbed Paul's head a little before having him stop and gently pulling him off "you want me to touch you?~" he asked sweetly. "Yes." Paul whispered.

"Ok," He let go of Paul's hair and had him sit back "but you're not aloud to cum, ok? I mean it~" Paul just nodded, spreading his legs, cleary sort of excited. "o-ooh~" He moaned quietly as Pat stroked his clothed dick. The taller man smiled and placed his other hand on Paul's cheek and kissed his neck. Paul shrived as he slipped down the waistline of his boxers, now directly touching and stroking it. "F-fuck, Patrick~" he held onto Pat's shirt, breathing heavily. He smiled a little seeing the pre oozing onto his hand. He used his thumb to smear it over the head of Paul's cock, making him gasp "P-pat!~" He groaned and burried his face in Patrick's chest. The taller clicked his tongue "Remember what I said love~" Paul looked up at him, giving a desperate expression.

"But Pat-" "No buts," Patrick pulled his collar just a little, tightening his grip on his partner's shaft and jerking him a little faster "I told you no, so you won't. Understand?" For the first time that night Patrick got the little shiver of being completely in control over his boyfriend as Paul let out a little moan and grabbed onto him. "Pat- fuck please" He asked softly pulling on the black fabric a little, doing his best to keep his voice steady. Pat didn't say anything, using his free hand to fully pull down the dutch man's underwear, letting them fall over the side of the bed. Paul was trying as hard as he could, grabbing and scratching at his partner's back, but Patrick could tell he was close and struggling to keep a level head, so he went faster, leaning down a little more to bite into his shoulder making him gasp. It was only a matter of second before he came in Pat's hand, shoving his face into the taller man's chest and giving a loud muffled moan. Pat clicked his tongue, shaking his head a little as he continued softly stroking his now panting boyfriend. This is exactly what he wanted and what he had planned. "Bad puppy, very bad." He said smearing cum over the head of Paul's cock with his thumb, making the man shudder a little. "What did I tell you? I'm going to have to teach you what happens when your bad. Clean this up." He spoke sternly, now holding his hand in front of Paul's face. He tentatively liked the salty substance from Pat's thing boney fingers. Once he had decided it was good enough he pushed Paul onto his back so he was fully on top.

"You're going to take your punishment like a good boy and learn your lesson, understand?~" Pat asked as he pulled his shirt over his head and grabbed onto the leash. Paul nodded, looking up at him with a big, soft look. Patrick pressed their lips together for a second before pulling away and sitting up, enough to reach their bedside table and grab the bottle of lube sitting on it. He opened it with one hand and spread Paul's legs with the other. He poured it onto two of his fingers, bringing them down and rubbing it onto Paul's entrance, making said man squirm a little. He smiled at the way he melted when he dipped his two fingers in, not even too deep, but enough to catch his boyfriend off guard. He took his hand back and wiped it off for a moment before pouring more into his hand and then set the bottle aside, quickly lubing himself before pressing himself against Paul's hole.

Paul took a deep breath as it slowly pushed as deep as it could in their current position. His whole face was red and he was pretty much panting at this point. "Have to teach you what happens to bad puppys" Patrick mumbled. He waited only few moments, staring at his boyfriend's flushed sweaty face as he squirmed under him, before he started moving, fucking him in hard, deep thrusts right away. Pat couldn't help moaning quietly as well, Paul was so tight it felt amazing around him. He started speeding up, the frantic moans and yelps from his lover only encouraging him to go harder. Paul really really didn't expect the polish man to be this rough with him, it was shocking but he couldn't really think about it. Patrick grabbed his dick and started pumping it at the same pace he was thrusting. It was overwhelmingly amazing, he was pretty much on cloud nine. He tried to put his hands on Pat's sides, but before he could Patrick cought on and grabbed his wrists with his free hand and pushed them up above his head and thrusted harder, as if wanting to get his attention and show him his place.

Paul could feel another orgasm quickly building, but his head was so fuzzy it felt like it was tied in a knot and he couldn't think at all. Without any warning, he came with a loud yelp on his stomach and Pat's hand. He was gasping and panting as Patrick fucked him through his orgasm. Patrick didn't stop for a second, still pounding into his teary eyed boyfriend, watching him writhing and whimpering under him. It was fun to see the usually tough and dominant man so vulnerable and helpless in his arms. It was only a few more minutes before Paul felt himself nearing another climax, this time he was coherent enough to form a sort of sentence. "P-pat, I'm close~" He breathed out, looking up at his partner. Pat just let out a quiet hum, pressing even closer to Paul. He squeezed his cock a little tighter before kissing him, swallowing all the loud muffled moans as he came again, starting to feel properly overstimulated. He really didn't think he could take much more, it was so overwhelming and he was so over sensitive. "P-pat please-" He choked out before grunting as it was shoved into him again. "I don't think so, bad puppies don't get breaks." He thrust hard into Paul's sweet spot, making him yelp. He could actually also feel himself nearing his peak, he wanted to fill the brunette up as much as he could. He moved him onto his side and let go of his leash to hold onto his leg, opening him up more and going even deeper. Paul could feel it so much deeper inside of him he was seeing stars every time, and he was so oversensitive he ended up climaxing at almost the same time as Pat, finally stopping for a moment. Paul had cum four times, the overstimulation was beginning to feel like actual pain was pretty much dine, panting heavily.

Pat could tell his boyfriend was pretty out of it and decided this was more than enough for tonight. He took the collar and puppy ears off of him before tossing them away then slowly pulling out, Paul giving a small satisfied sigh. Pat got up and went away for a few minutes, and the shorter man started peacefully dozing off, eyelids feeling heavy. Patrick came back with two warm dap towels, handing one to Paul and using to other to sweetly and gently wiping and cleaning him up, then leaning down a little to give him a soft, tentative kiss before moving away again. "Do you wanna take a warm shower? It will probably help you be less sore in the morning." He offered, placing a hand on Paul's leg. He sat up and kissed his boyfriends for head then shook his head a little "No, I'm alright, I just wanna sleep for a little while." He gave a light chuckle, making Pat smile. "Ok." He gave paul a pair of his boxers and put on a big shirt then got into bed and snuggled up to paul. They stayed like that nice and comfortable. Paul was out like a light right away, Pat following soon after.

[aftermathworld]

Oof damn

Pat and Pau, other then doing army duties,

What do y’all love to do?

Pat: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pau: dont be gross pat -_-

[obsessivelyloved]

if possible, how about some Pat and Pau (separate) yandere hcs? maybe SFW and NSFW if that's okay with you!

Thank you for the request! <3 I decided to split the nsfw and the sfw headcanons since this is the second ask I've gotten for Paul and Pat. The sfw headcanons are here. I've only got like a few nsfw headcanons right now but!

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- Paul would take his time wrecking his s/o. He'd mummer praise and sweet nothings until he has them a crying mess.

- Both of them have an overstimulation kink where they like to push their s/o to their limits. Mostly because neither Pat or Paul want their s/o's to forget why they love their respective boyfriend while out of town so they both make sure each round is memorable enough to kinda. Ruin their s/o from seeking out other people.

- Pat tries to take things slow but often doesn't have the time. He often has to spilt his time between casually being with them and fucking their brains out and doesn't want his visits to just be rounds of sex. So he'll often aim for making his s/o cum as quickly as possible as many times as he can on his tongue or fingers before he properly takes them. Also praises them as much as he can.

[aspiring-harpoon-gun]

Ayooo! Anybody wanna give me a ship or a character and I'll give you a couple of headcanons? Whether it be dating headcanons, friendship headcanons, and even NSFW headcanons.

There are no limits.

I will do:

Ellsworld

Sinsworld

WTFuture

Edd

Power Edd

Tom

Monster Tom

Matt

Vampire Matt

Tord

Edwardo

Jon

Mark

Pat

Paul

And pretty much any ship.

My inbox is open so don't be afraid to request something. Make sure to specify!!

[blackpeachy]

!SINS!

[marrow-arts]

Idk some crossdressing and bunnies

[ritsu-isara]

Types of Eddsworld fans:

The harasser:

No one likes them  

No one wants to talk about them

They’re a dick

Needs to learn difference between fiction and reality

Probably ships TomTord

The rare:

Edd is BUFF

Tord is either a bear or a twink

Edd is technically the tallest

Doesn’t draw a lot of Matt or A LOT of Matt

Edd is the top 

Lots of Edd and or Tord

90% of the time they’re 18+

The amino lurker:

TOMTORD TOMTORD TOMTORD TOMTORD TOMTORD

Probably roleplays a lot as Tom

Says they can relate to Tord even though they can’t

Often -10 years old

Says they’re depressed because they think it’s cool

Probably also fucking loves Paultryk

Who the fuck is Edd and Matt?

The mature:

Always 18+

Either ships nothing or everything

Probably roleplays

A rare kind

Thinks the fandom is pretty dumb

The Eddsworld kin:

Part of the LGBT community 

Nickname is a person you kin with

Can be a dick but more then likely isn’t

Draws a lot

Great at drawing and everyone tells them that

The fanartist:

Either draws no ships or only ships

The reason this fandom is still alive

Memes a lot too

Jokes about being a furry

Draws Edd super buff or as a fucking twink

Maybe draws NSFW in their free time

The sinsworld lurker:

Sad there’s not enough porn

Favorite is probably Tord or Matt

Often actually underaged

Has no shame

Sad there’s not enough porn of Paul and Patryk

The 9 year old:

“JON EDD AND MATT ARE INNOCENT AND PURE”

Ships TomTord and Jonduardo

Thinks it’s all fluff and angst

“Tom is depressed and Tord helps!”

“THIS IS MY OC AND SHE’S MATT’S SISTER AND TOM AND TORD FIGHT FOR HER” (This is an actual OC that exists btw)

Just came to the fandom

Has never watched an episode actually drawn by Edd

[sonagenixart]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TORD!!!

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i’m so happy the day is come, i really prepared this from one week ago ahhhkk// i’m crying- /QvQ)/

[slaughterhouseclub]

“Jeez Pat… you’re making my face hot-”

//this is old but maybe someone will like it!

[totally-a-different-person]

Since another anon asked about the main four and neighbors kinks, I'm curious on what kinks your take on the side characters have (Bing, Paul, Patryck, etc.)

sure man! if there's anyone I forget to talk about but you wanna know about feel free to ask I don't mind at all

I'm gonna start with bing like you did, I feel like I should state the obvious, he also has a thing for cameras but it's a full on kink with him, unlike Tord though he prefers actual videos, even having a full recording of the whole thing if he can, that's definitely his biggest, he's also got a pretty solid choking kink, sort of just the idea of holding someone throat or hads in general but specifically choking

Larry is nothing. I headcannon him to be asexual so like, there's nothing lmfao, you can still request stuff for him obv but like I've got nothing on him lol

Kim loves being absolutely tortured, degraded, overstimulated, made to beg and squirm, pretty much you name it man, she doesn't like actual pain she just really enjoys being teased, she actually also experiences sub space pretty heavily

Katya is pretty into bdsm, and I wouldn't say she's into orgasm denial, but she's very much into orgasm control, "I'll let you cum when you do x", "maybe you'll get to cum if you convince me", "I don't want you to cum until I get to 3, understand?" sort of stuff is really really the kind of control she finds super sexy, she adores it

Pat really likes having his hair pulled, he would probably be a little nervous to ask his partner to but even if they tease him about it a little it's worth it, and since he's pretty straight laced on a regular basis he gets really flustered pretty much anytime his partner would bring that up or make some comment about how they never expected him to be so lewd and sweet during sex

Paul likes echabitionism a lot, he loves the idea of doing stuff in a place or situation they definitely shouldn't be and could get in trouble if they get caught, he's also really into dirty talk, the idea of just saying something and it having such an effect on his partner is so appealing in his mind

if you want stuff for like laurel or diwi as well I'd be happy to provide

[drewachlu]

i did this on one layer… also sorry for not posting much… I am trying

blehblahblehblahurjrhriqobwbfjockwoqpevrboxjxbklqndbfu (FOR A REQUEST AGAIN)

[obsessivelyloved]

Sinsworld Masterlist

This took me forever but I hunted all of these down and added a bunch of fics to the sfw masterlists.

Minors do not interact with any of these posts or you WILL be blocked.

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Tord/Red leader

ꨄ︎ Headcanons + drabble with short fem s/o

ꨄ︎ Jealous headcanons

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “You’re mine. All mine.” + “Tell me you love me as I fuck you into the mattress.”

ꨄ︎ Dry humping + making out

ꨄ︎ (CW: predator/prey) Tord hunts reader down

ꨄ︎ Tord teases male reader

ꨄ︎ Self indulgent Red Leader overstims reader idea (+Future Edd)

ꨄ︎ Not sinsworld but Tord spanks reader as punishment

ꨄ︎ Tord lovingly takes care of his spouse

ꨄ︎ (CW: stalking) Tord jerks off to the thought of reader

ꨄ︎ Reader's first time with Tord

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "Oh god Tord, please harder."

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "C'mon baby please..I'm desperate."

ꨄ︎ Tord baby traps reader

ꨄ︎ Kinktober day 4: Dry humping

ꨄ︎ Kinktober day 5: Office sex (+Future Tom)

ꨄ︎ Alternate day 5 drabble from Future Tom's pov

ꨄ︎ Kinktober day 10: Size kink

ꨄ︎ Tord continuously finds reader self pleasuring and rails them drabble

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “I want to know what makes you squirm, what sounds you make if I touched you here—”

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “Oh, can’t find your clothes? Wear mine, they look better on you anyway.” (+Edd)

ꨄ︎ (CW: somnophilia) Tord fucks reader's thighs

Edd/Future Edd

ꨄ︎ (CW: Consensual somnophilia) Edd gives reader a sweet wake up

ꨄ︎ Future Edd with past reader

ꨄ︎ Edd learns he has a breeding kink

ꨄ︎ Edd promises reader that he'll breed them (+Tord)

ꨄ︎ Self indulgent Future Edd overstims reader idea (+Red Leader)

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "you've been behaving so well lately. i think a reward should be given, don't you?"

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “Oh, can’t find your clothes? Wear mine, they look better on you anyway.” (+Tord)

Matt/Future Matt

ꨄ︎ General headcanons

ꨄ︎ Vampire and Zombie drabbles

Tom/Future Tom/Monster Tom

ꨄ︎ Headcanons with fem s/o

ꨄ︎ Jealous headcanons

ꨄ︎ Sub headcanons

ꨄ︎ Tom's reaction to his s/o self pleasuring and moaning his name

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "fuck babygirl, just a little taste. Can't stand not having you on my lips. Just spread your legs a little and I'll do the rest, Sweetheart."

ꨄ︎ (CW: public sex) Future Tom possessively rails fem reader against a wall

ꨄ︎ Body swaps with reader

Main Four

ꨄ︎ Poly headcanons after reader confesses

ꨄ︎ Catching their s/o self pleasuring

ꨄ︎ Polyworld keeping Tom locked in their home

ꨄ︎ Kinktober Day 2: Overstimulation (w/ saloonatics guys)

ꨄ︎ Polyworld 'breeds' Tom

ꨄ︎ Aftercare

Paul

ꨄ︎ headcanons

Pat

ꨄ︎ headcanons

Four Robots au

ꨄ︎ Tord and Tom overstim reader (with Edd and Matt joining in later)

ꨄ︎ Scheduled pounding

[cola-losers]

Alright let's get this started

Eddsworld has come back and there's obviously going to be some new fans

So I'll repeat myself

Do not tag your art of the characters with the actual last names of the characters, especially ship art or not sfw art

It's #eddsworld tom, #ew tom, #tom eddsworld and stuff along those lines

NOT #tom ridgewell or #tomska

The character is not the person and especially now that he's not involved

This goes for the other guys too

And now, since I know I'll get some comments or messages about it like I did last time, here's some answers:

"Zombie Attack 2 had Matt & Tord's actual last names"

That video is from 14 years ago and before the move to youtube where Eddsworld got super big. Ever since then the actual last nes of the characters have not been used

"But the credits say they star as themselves!"

Most of pre-legacy says that, from Fan Service onward it says "X as Y" instead of "X as themselves"

Last episode to say that was Hammer and Fail which was almost a decade ago guys

"Is it really why actual Tord left?"

Apparently, and I can't verify this, he did because of unwanted attention

Furthermore Patryk Dudulewicz (voice of Patryck note the c in the name which is on the character's name card and credit) did have a long ass rant due to all the tagging stuff since he couldn't google his actual name without seeing it

and yes I'm aware of irl patryk but the statement still stands

Paul ter Voorde also asked to stop using his actual last name

You could call these two Pau and Pat as an alternative if you would rather use different names all together

"What about ships?"

Tag your ships, that's it, any of these are cool

#tomtord #tordtom #tomxtord #tordxtom etc. Just ya know, don't use actual last names or youtube handles

The shipsworld tag is a great tag honestly as a collective

as for your rule 34 art, sinsworld is always the sneaky tag. sin isn't referring to shipping it just seems to be the lemon tag

Anyways this isn't me trying to be rude or fandom policing but it's a thing that's been said over and over yet it doesn't stop

[sailorbaga-blog]

Tom x Reader ( Sweet Lovin')

⚠️THIS CONTAINS SWEARING AND SEXUAL This has a bit of humiliation and overstimulation. And of course, Tord being the pervert he is, this contains hentai. Anyyhoww, this is female reader thanks, Ill make the other as gender neutral as posibble. Cuz I suck. __________________________________ It was 7 A.M. when your alarm on your phone ear raped you. What's worse is that you slept with headphones on. You groaned in defeat as your alarm rings. You picked your phone and switched it off. It has been almost a year since you decided to move in with Edd, Matt, Tom and of course, the red-hooded devil you never really get to know. He's there to sleep. Most of the time he likes to spend his time outside the house. But when he does stay, he locked himself in his room, comes down only to eat. Since your room is next to his, Guess who's stuck with sounds of Hentai moans and groans all night long? The fuck is wrong with that stupid guy? Is it his lullaby or somethin'? And thats why you are now stuck in the situation on why you always put on headphones before falling asleep. Seriously. This happened since the first time you got here. You groan as you sit up on your bed. You walked over to a full body mirror, and glanced yourself on the mirror. You were wearing your favorite shirt and only in your (f/c) underwear. Your (h/c) hair was messy and sticking out. You grabbed a comb and fixed it, then finally went to your bathroom and do your morning routines. ... Not long after you slipped on your (f/c) hoodie and black pants. You grabbed your phone and snuck it in your hoodie pocket. You went downstairs to see if the others had woken up yet. Apparently not. You walked yourself to the kitchen and lead yourself to the fridge. You opened it to see some eggs, flour, milk and vanilla extract. You grinned to yourself, Perfect. You're going to make pancakes for breakfast. As you grab a bowl and put the ingredients in, you heard a clicking door sound coming from upstairs. Probably Edd is up! You thought to yourself, smilling as you mix to make the batter. Not long after, you heard someone cleared their throat behind you. You look around to see, no other than the devil himself. "Oh, Hey Tord." You smilled and keep it as friendly as possible. To your experience, this is actually the first time you actually having a conversation with him. "Hey, (y/n)..." He say lazily as he yawned stretching his arms to the air. Since he was only wearing boxer and a t-shirt, his t-shirt got a little bit lifted up as he stretched. Giving you a little sneak peak of his abs and sexy V-line. You caught yourself staring and immediately turn your head back to what you were doing, stirring the batter nervously as you swallowed your saliva. "Ah, what are you making?" He asked, with a hint of his accent, probably due to his husky voice, since he just woke up. "Making pancakes, do you want some?" You gladly replyed. "Yes please," He answered in an almost amused voice. ... It was a silent and tense atmosphere as you cook, nervously dripping sweat as you tense up. You took the last piece of pancake that was cooking on the pan and stack it with the last plate. You eventually end up making breakfast for all of your housemates. "Finished!" You exclaimed, wiping the sweat of your forehead. You put the plate on the table in front of him. And he smilled. "This smells good (y/n)! Thanks!" He complimented you, and he doesn't take anymore time to taste the masterpiece you made him. You smiled and eat as well. As you both eat, he finally breaks the tense atmosphere. "So, uh, how are you?" He asked you in a nice soothing voice. You looked up to him, who is seating across the table. "Uh, I'm okay... I guess? How about you?" You replied with a hint of worry to your tone. "I'm-" He was suddenly cut off by a voice from the entrance of the kitchen. "Heya (y/n)! Hiya Tord!" Edd smiled as he greeted us. He was wearing the famous 'smeg head' shirt. He seems to never take those off. Or he just have stackes of them in his room..? You put your attention to Edd, smiled and wave back,"Hey Edd." You replied with a calming voice. Tord waved his hand to Edd. Then continued eating. "Ooo Pancakes!" Edd exclaimed and quickly found himself grab a plate which you already prepared. He sat between you and Tord. And eat the pancakes immediately. ... You three talked about how your week was going. And as you finish your plate, you took their dirty dishes aswell and wash them. "Wow, seriously (y/n)? You dont have a boyfriend?" Edd asks curiously and his eyes glistens. "No, Edd." You answered as you sigh, "Really? But would you consider?" The norwegian asks you and you felt his face turned into a smirk as he looks at your ass, sending shivers down your spine. "I would, it depends on how good he is on bed." You smirked, feeling dominant and proud. He chuckled. Edd walked outside the kitchen to watch some TV show. You knew deep inside you liked him, but your mind kept on denying it. I mean, who wouldn't like him? He's attractive, nice, and of course, sexy. You can still feel his smirk on you. You wanted to tease him. As you finish washing, you bent over the counter to reach one of the cupboards, to grab a glass. You would swing your hips now and then, taking your time to grab the glass. But too bad you couldn't reach them. He clears his throat, and rubbed the back of his neck. You turned your attention to him and smirked. "Yes?" You replied "Do you need help with that?" He asked, giving you a friendly gesture. He was smirking though. You knew what he was after. He stood up and walked closer. He was now behind you. His height compliments his muscular body perfectly as he grabbed the cup, resting it on the kitchen counter. He was still behind you. You could feel his breath on your neck. Giving you a fuzzy nice feeling on your stomach. Shivering as he blows air to your neck. You tensed up, shivering. Letting out a whimper. "Oh, sensitive.. Nice." He whispered to your ear. You could feel something wet form on your lower half. As he puts his crotch on your ass and grinds. "Sexy." He compliments. "T..Tord." You breathed out between mewls and whimpers. Then he suddenly stops, leaving you panting. "I'm free today, would you perhaps want to watch my favorite show with me?" He asks as he released his grip on your ass. You were flushed. Panting on the kitchen counter. You turned around to him and nod. He smirked, "Alright, today's shopping day so, maybe you could just chill at home with me?" You nodded again, unable to look at his eyes, because you couldn't take the heartbeats. You felt like you were going to explode. He gave you a peck on your cheek and left the room. Leaving you a blushing mess in the kitchen. You slapped yourself. You filled the cup with tap water and drank it. Come On! I Can do this. You left the kitchen and went straight upstairs. You met Tom and Matt on the way. Giving them a little greeting and told them that you made pancakes for breakfast. They thanked you and went straight to the kitchen. You went to your room to grab your laptop. You plugged your earphones to it and started to listen to music, but not too loud. A knocking sound was heard as you tell them to enter. You looked to see Edd. "(Y/n) Are you coming to the store? Its shopping day, we need stocks for food. Also I ran out of Cola." He stated. "No Edd, I'd rather stay." You refused. He looks at you suspiciously but shrugged it off. He closed your door and went downstairs. As you heard the front door closing, you went downstairs to see if they're really gone. As you went downstairs you notice that Tord was laying on the couch playing with his phone. "Oh hey (y/n), come on, lets watch." He grinned, you nodded and smiled. He played the DVD as you were watching and got really into it. It was an anime, about a high school of some sort? Until, it began to do such lewd acts. Moans and groans were coming from the TV as the girl was naked and wrapped in slimy purple tentacles. You did a face that made Tord laugh. "What.. What is this shit?" You rubbed your eyes to see if you were dreaming, and you werent. "Do you like it? Its one of my favorite episodes." He chuckled. "Dude, you're into twisted shit. She's not even doing it right." You exclaimed. Making him raise his brow and smirked. "How do you know that?" He asked you. Teasingly. You twitch at this and bit your lip. You're still looking at the screen. And the tentacles were bursting out white sticky substance. "I.. I uh.." You answered nervously. He laughs. Making you blush. You tried to hide your embarrassment, but your face were already redder than a tomato. "See? Its not like you know how to do it right." He chuckled. You faced him, "Excuse me, I do know how to do it right. In fact, I'm good at it." You smiled, feeling proud, although you lied You've never done that. You subconsciously knew that. You knew you are a virgin. He chuckled, but this time, it was a low chuckle. It made you feel tingly. "Aight, then, but to know that you're not lying..." He looked at you while biting his lip. Fucking godamn sexy demon You waited for him to continue his statement as you stare at his lip. "-Why dont you... Show me?" You felt your cheeks burn up as you started to stutter. "I.. I uh.." He was enjoying this. Seeing his little prey stutter at his words. He was loving everything about this. That godamn fuck. He knew this! He was planning this all along! You bit your lips nervously. "What's wrong? Are you scared?" He mocked. You stood up and walking your way towards his seating place. He grinned at you. His grin grew wider as you place both of your legs each on his side. You were sitting on his lap. Facing him. You swear that you could feel yourself trembling above him. "Well?" He cooed. You leaned your face to his. Leaning closely as you can practically feel his hot breath. He smells like fancy ciggars. You cupped his face and kissed him, slowly. You could feel him smirk under you. You tilt your head to deepen the kiss, slowly but passionately. You felt his tounge brushing your lower lip. Asking for entrance. You denied. Then you felt his hands grab your ass. You let out a gasp, this allows him to enter. You could feel his tounge swirling with yours. Moving in a rather fast sync. He explores every inch of your mouth, tasting it, marking it his new territory. You moaned to the kiss. You were trembling. Do you want this? Is this how I'm going to lose my virginity? Am I sure he's the man I would give it up to? Then it doesn't take long for you to answer those questions when he pulled away and leaves trails of kisses on your cheeks, down to your jawline, down to your neck. Making you gasp as his gentle touch. Yes, yes I wanted him. But deep in your mind you still thought him as a sick pervert. And you loved it. He grabbed your sides and caressing them as he sucks on your collarbone leaving hickeys and love bites. You were panting, and your legs were trembling. You wanted to feel him too. So you grind for a bit. He was surprised at your sudden gesture, but then smirked. "Eager aren't we?" He chucked and continued to suck on your neck. You were beginning to feel needy. So you cupped his face and leaned forward to kiss him, sweetly. He was taken back by your kiss, but quickly melt into it. As you kissed, you felt Tord take off your hoodie, leaving you in your favorite T-shirt. He tugged down your pants aswell. You groaned. You pulled away "Hey.. You too.." You manage to speak. He smirked and took off his red hoodie. Scattering it around the living room somewhere. You tugged at his pants. As he slowly removes it with your help. He was now in his white shirt and his boxers. You could see that its a bit too tight. You got off his lap and kneeled infront of him. Hi spreads his leg. His arms went to the back of his head. He was given the VIP seat. "Now, you said you could do it better. Now's your chance princess." He grinned. You twitched at the given nickname. You trace your fingers along his boxers, tracing the bulge. He let out a groan. You were feeling bold. You took off his boxers as his member playfully springs up. You gasped. He is Big. So very Big. You took no time to lick the tip of his shaft. Making it twitch. Precum was already dripping from it. You then started to bob your head on the tip. Then slowly goes down. You were now deep throating him. Tears was forming in your eyes as you tried to hold back your gag reflex. "Oh.. (Y/n)." He was a moaning mess above you. His shaft twitch. You could feel him getting close. "Agh.. I..Im.. Close.." He whimpered out. You stopped bobbing your head only to hollow your cheeks and licked the bottom of his shaft to the tip. Massaging his balls as you do so. You bobbed yourhead again. Earning mewls and moans. "(y/n) I'm... I'm.. Agh!" Before you could pull away you felt his hand gripped your head as he shoved himself in you, cumming in your mouth. "That was.. Sexy." He panted out, a hint of his accent was there. You felt him pulling himself out of your mouth as some of his semen dripped from your mouth. You panted and gulp, you took your fingers to take some of his cum of your face "What a waste.." You sighed as you lick your fingers clean. He was watching you drink his juices like a mad man. He was blushing crazy and his mouth was slightly parted. He smirked. "Come, A good girl will recieve a reward." Patting his thighs gesturing you to sit on his lap. "But first, Clothes off." He commanded. Your core twitched at the sudden dominance. You took your clothes off and for your damp panties, as you took it off, a string of liquid was formed. "So wet already? By what? My voice?" The norwegian stated, Chuckling. Teasing you. It was no lie though. You did got wet from his voice only. You straddled his hips and place each legs next to them. You aligned your throbbing pussy to his cock. You slowly slid in. "Ah! Fuck! So tight!" He groaned. You moaned as well. Feeling stuffed by just the tip of his cock. "Wait.. You're a virgin?" He said between groans. You nodded, trying so hard to not scream in pain. You lost your balance and plop right in. "Ah! Fuck!" You screamed in pain. Tears were rolling down your cheeks. You sniffed. It hurts like hell. He grunted, the feeling of your tight pussy around his cock was overwhelming. He's trying so hard not to cum. You adjusted yourself. "Faen! Augh!" He was blurting out words that you probably dont understand. "Agh! Jentebaby, try to relax, you're gonna break my cock." He hissed. "H-how?!" You were frustrated. You didn't know how. This was your first. He leaned forward and kissed you. Giving sloppy kisses all over your shoulder. Tenderly bite you. Then give your breast a massage, before licking its sensitive buds. Twirling and sucking it. Distracting you from the pain as you try to relax. He keeps on going. You were getting used to the feeling, your pussy twitched in anticipation. Sending Tord a groan "Are you okay?" He asks lovingly before planting a kiss to your forehead. You nodded. Pouting. "Hehe.. I'm going to start to move okay baby?" He gave you a signal. As you nodded. Hugging his shoulders for support. He lifted your hips and started to thrust slowly. "Ah! T.. Tord!" You moaned. You cried out, not in pain, but pleasure. This feels amazing. Soo.. Soo good! You were soon a moaning mess. Leaving tord proud of himself. He was proud because he made you like this. Moaning out his name in ecstasy. Sending you waves of immense pleasure. The thrust was getting sloppier. The room was filled with skin slapping and grunts. You could feel your pussy twitched as he rammed into a spot where you would let out choked moans. And he loved it. He kept on ramming to that one spot. Sending you shivers. He pulled out of you, leaving you whimpering. But only to switch positions. He was now on top of you. Your legs were cradling this waist as his cock found its way back in your pussy. He was mewling and grunting words like ,"Vakker", "Så trangt", "Jeg elsker deg." You didnt know what they were but it sounded sweet in your ear. You could feel a knot on your abdomen. It feels like its about to explode anytime soon. You screamed his name like it was prayer as that rope snapped. Squirting onto his dick. He watched in anticipation and awe. You never thought that you could cum that hard. He keept on thrusting to you as you rode off your high. Not long after, he cummed inside you. Giving you a warm feeling in your belly. He flopped onto you. He was weighing you down to the sofa. You wrapped your arms around his back. He lifted his body a little. Looking to your eyes. As the gap between you fade. The kisses were sweet and loving. He pulled away "I.. I like you, (Y/n)" You giggled and kiss his forehead. "I noticed." "By the way, you are certainly good at it. Better than I thought." He smirked and winked You giggled, then you continue to kiss his face, admiring every inch of beauty. Tasting them. You pulled away and smiled. "I love you.." You trailed off, not realizing what you said. "I.. I mean.." You looked away from him. You gave a peek on his reaction. His eyes widened as he blushed. "I.. I love you too.." He replied. Nuzzle his nose with yours. Giving you loving kisses. You kissed him on the lips once more before shifting yourself to sit up. You stood and grabbed your clothes putting them back on as he did too. You both snuggled on the sofa when the front door swung open. Tom was the first to enter and he had a disgust look at us. "Smells like sex in here." He blurted out.

[drake-the-incubus]

Say what you want about fandoms, I still think Eddsworld for how small the fandom is, has done some pretty shitty things, and it’s hilarious to see stuff go on still now but some past highlights,

- literally calling Patryk n Paul horrible things and dragging the EW crew through the mud for, not wanting their full names used. Leading to the request it be Pau/Pat, or Patryck. No last names of the real people. And even on a reasonable request like that, people STILL use their last names n shit.

- A callout post 2 years old that reposted “child porn” and it was held up as objective fact. Like say what y’all will, but if that was CP posted/reblogged by delphyxion then whinesworld taking screenshots was redistribution. But anyone mentioning that they redistributed it was harassed too. Lead to around 5 or more creators leaving the fandom because of the harassment campaign. Later when whinesworld deleted their second account/abandoned it, it was found out they just hated Tom/Tord and was upset at no Tord/Edd content being made

- The stalking and harassment of Tord, the real person, not once, BUT TWICE! To the point where it’s still going on, someone was still stalking Tord in 2018- lost sight of the blog when I got deleted.

- On That Note, “Tord was bullied and abused, we need to find him to help him out” with pictures from his very old accounts he got rid of or wasn’t associated with. Some of it from being from 2005 I think. And everyone just reblogging that around until someone pointed out that it was very stalkerish behaviour.

- The violent attack on the use of sinsworld to Eddsweenie, until someone pointed out that’s kinda really disrespectful to Edd

- “Happy Edd’s Day” to people who knew Edd, on the day of his death, still prevalent. Also drawing Edd as an angel on Edd’s day, and involving his family/friends by showing them.

- Harassment of people for not shipping tomtord/loving dear Starboy/enjoying mo/ho

- constant insistence of calling anyone out for bullshit, and never supporting nice creators, like, there’s a constant “ooh there’s X bad creator, why can’t we have good content” and then nice unproblematic content comes out, and it’s never really supported

- “Eddsworld creators aren’t watching every second to keep up with the TBATF situation, they’ve ruined Eddsworld and Edd would be disappointed in them”, “Oh Eddsworld is dead, Matt hasn’t released another episode so he’s not going to” even though he let us know why production was so slow (also making fun of TBATF isn’t really that bad, but the actual constant “EW crew is horrible and awful” is kinda outrageous, not to mention if you keep talking about them they’ll get more traction and essentially y’all are still helping them be supported by constantly talking about them)

- Once again, harassment over the EW official accounts and creators- because we sure learned from the first time, like, fandom dead? We sure will make it so no one wants to create for us

- Harassing content creators out and then begging for their friends to stay to the point where y’all harassed them to the point of anger

All in all, one day when I make enough money, I’m donating $5 for every bullshit thing that went on in this fandom, to the cancer foundation EW crew donates to. Cause at this point, I’m sure to be giving over 200 dollars in the next year.

[eddsworld-fic-recs]

Nsfw paupat oneshots?

hmmm lets see what we have..

SINSWORLD RECS UNDERCUT

FOETUS YEETUS bypatryckisbestboye | cam-boy pat | 563 words | 

For the better part of the night, Paul had been out, and Tord was asleep, so Patryck had taken the chance to record.

MILE HIGH CLUB byMorpheel | 2,489 words |

Things get awfully boring when en route on a long flight. What’s a better way to pass the time than messing around with your co-pilot?

Of course, nobody meant that literally. Guess Pau and Pat didn’t get the memo.

DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL byMorpheel | a/b/o AU | 2,487 words |

While taking a break from his own paperwork, Pat decided to pay his co-pilot a visit. At first he’s baffled by the large stacks of untouched documents- until he smells the scent of an Omega coming from his friend’s room. Leave it to the Beta to abandon his work in favor of getting laid.

Yet when Pat goes to confront him about sleeping around on the job, he’s left reeling when there were clearly only one set of moans behind the door. Now that he thinks about it, that Omegian scent smells awfully familiar…

THEY DON’T CALL IT “COCKPIT” FOR NOTHING byorphan_account | 1,547 words | 

Paul and Patryk merely fuck on a plane.