#sir allium goldring

[emptyjunior]

An onion ring knight to match my radish from the other day.

Also wow that's quite a wiki entry

[balleater]

this onion ring motherfucker made me choke on absolutely nothing when i saw him. a sincere guffaw. Immediately obsessed.

[islandoforder]

wow raphaniel how come your dm lets you have two knight boyfriends??

[chexingtonmixalot]

😐😑😐😯

👀👀👀👀

🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀

🫵😍😍😚😚🥰🤭

😜🤪🐕😜🤭🗣️🗣️🫂🧅💍

Yknow?

[klowncrunch]

I need more people to be obsessed with the fuckinh onion ring man. I need IT. I NEED IT. PLEASE. SPECULATE ON HIM. PLEASE. PLE

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Round One Masterpost

All of the Brackets have now been posted (Sirley Haig vs Limon was late because I somehow queued it for 9:35 instead of 8:35 but in my defense I was tired).

Reminder that votes close around 8am on the 31st July

Round two will be posted at some point on the 1st August (I'm on holiday then so I have no idea what time I'll be free to post them but *fingers crossed*

Tom Thumb vs Gilear Faeth

Aurora Nebbins vs The Galactic Girl Guides

Baba Yaga vs Wallace

Loose Duke vs Mark Ronson

Calroy Cruller vs D'Hamia

Chungledown Bim vs Primsy Coldbottle

Ox vs Laertes

Alphonse the Mule vs Wuvvy

Jessa vs Pizza Rat

J'er'em'ih vs Raymond Zam

Mira vs Garthy O'Brien

Sir Allium Goldring vs Aelwyn Abernant

Darren 'Dishless' Quichei vs The Hangman

Fathethriel vs Swifty

John Feathers vs Alvin

Alejandro Ortiz vs Rococoa Rocks

The Albino Alligators vs Sadie Zeb

The Big Bad Wolf vs Orlando and Rovias

Lowell Masters vs Buddy Bear

Dale Lee vs Arcadia Prime

Jawbone O'Shaughnessey vs Marina Astrovsky

Citrina Rocks vs Nurse Stitchnit

Orange Top Hat vs Hilda Hilda

Rosalind Crumb vs The Junkmother

Florina Astrovsky vs Bill Seacaster

Ayda Aguefort vs La Gran Gata

Boggy vs Avanash

Bump Williams vs Nod

Candlewick vs Arthur Aguefort

Perry Pidgeon vs Esther Sinclair

Belizabeth Brassica vs The Sugar-Plum Fairy

Cinderella vs Baron from the Baronies

The Cubbys vs Sexy Rat

Cinnamon vs Sprinkle

Wally Kugrich vs Stephan

Limon vs Sirley Haig

Spalding vs Annabelle Cheddar

Dr Lugash vs Deus-Pa'Zuul

Norelle Blaze vs Ragh Barkrock

Holly vs Stimey

Dimitri vs Plug

Wilma Thistlespring vs Mrs Molesley

Stephan Sondheim vs Zelda Donovan

Plinth vs Caramelinda Rocks

[islandoforder]

obsessed with that onion ring knight design like go off sir allium

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Sudden Death Mini-Round Three [D20 NPC of All Time]

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Tournament Two

Congratulations to Esther Sinclair for winning her mini-sudden-death round and being the first NPC to progress to Tournament Two. My inbox is open so PLEASE keep submitting. I've actually had very few submissions so far so if you have been holding out don't delay.

Submissions close at 8pm BST on the 24th of September. The new series will be posted on the 1st of October to give me more time to actually put the brackets together.

Rules:

Any NPC from any Campaign, Sidequest or One-Shot up to and including Mentopolis is allowed.

Familiars / animal companions are accepted

NPCs from this tournament CAN be sumitted. However they must have lost in ROUND ONE. For example Nurse Stitchnit who fought valiently but lost by less than 1% to Citrina Rocks. If you are unsure there is a list of eligible losers under the cut.

All sumbissions should include propaganda. This is not essential but where propaganda is not provided I have to make it up and while I try not to show bias this is much harder for NPCs I don't know / like.

Anyone can submit as many NPCs as they like, there is not a limit on how many can be submitted by a single person.

A submission of any NPC who won Round One but lost later on WILL NOT COUNT.

However, they have a chance at redemption in the Sudden Death Mini Rounds which are being uploaded throughout September. See here for more details on those

You may submit any of the following losers from Round One of the original tournamen

Tom Thumb

The Galactic Girl Guides

Wallace

Mark Ronson

D'Hamia

Primsy Coldbottle

Ox

Alphonse the Mule

Jessa

Raymond Zam

Mira

Sir Allium Goldring

Darren ‘Dishless’ Quichei

Fathethriel

Alvin

Rococoa Rocks

The Albino Alligators

Orlando and Rovias

Lowell Masters

Arcadia Prime

Marina Astrovsky

Nurse Stitchnit

Hilda Hilda

Rosalind Crumb

Florina Astrovsky

La Gran Gata

Avanash

Bump Williams

Candlewick

Perry Pidgeon

The Sugar-Plum Fairy

Cinderella

Sexy Rat

Cinnamon

Stephan

Sirley Haig

Spalding

Deus-Pa'Zuul

Norelle Blaze

Stimey

Dimitri

Mrs Molesley

Stephan Sondheim

Plinth

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Round One - Bracket Twelve [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

Sir Allium Goldring vs Aelwyn Abernant

Descriptions under the cut

Sir Allium Goldring - He/Him

Campaign: The Ravening War

Who is he?

Allium is an knight, and protector of House Cardoon. While he is pious, he is known to be an occasionally troubled man. He is incredibly loyal to the Bulbian Church, but is known to stumble and fall victim to pleasures of the flesh. Physically, he is primarily an onion ring.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

Because apparently people are inexplicably horny for the Onion Ring Knight?

Submitted by: @xvynth

Aelwyn Abernant - She/Her

Campaign: Fantasy High, Dimension 20 LIVE, The Seven

Who is she?

Aelwyn Abernant is a high elf abjuration wizard and the antagonizing older sister of Adaine Abernant. She goes to Hudol College, unlike her poor younger sister.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

She has an intense, antagonistic relationship with her sister fostered by their parents desire for competition and perfection from their daughters, but ultimately they reconcile and begin to work on their relationship in a stable and loving environment and honestly we love to see not only a redemption arc but a healing arc too.

Submitted by: Anonymous