#sir crocodie

[wordy-little-witch]

Anyone ever think about Buggy being like. 6'5. Like bro is BIG. He's so tall. He's probably used to being on the taller end of those around him, bc he specifically recruits folks who don't have some ungodly drive, some excess power in the back pocket, just typical ass people with a certain set of skills that can be expanded on.

Then Cross Guild happens.

And Buggy is... looking up to meet eyes.

Mihawk and Crocodile are arguably gargantuan. Buggy in comparison looks TINY.

And now think for a minute. Buggy may not he built like a body builder, but he's got circus skills. He's often depicted with aerial gear. He fights with KNIVES okay he's specifically bringing knives to a knife fight with interest. Bro isn't LACKING in muscles. He's probably pretty freaking sturdy, all things considered.

But Mihawk is used to swinging Yoru around like she's weightless.

Crocodile is easily over a head taller than Buggy, and nearly twice as wide.

They could both pick him up like it's nothing.

And if you try to say that smth like that doesn't do things to Buggy D. Clown, you're a liar.

Buggy deserves princess treatment and pretty boy privileges, including boyfriend shirts and being carried around, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[i-have-a-mouth-so-i-must-scream]

I imagine the first few months of Crocodile realizing he caught the feels for the clown were really something considering the way he treated him at the start of their partnership. The uphill battle of getting the clown to even relax in his presence without him bolting at the earliest convenience is gonna be the least of his problems, 'cause there is no way on god's green earth is Buggy going to think any form of courting/flirting from that 8ft pile of sand be anything but a death threat after the beatings he'd been subjected to when Cross Guild was just starting out 😭

Croc's gonna have to win him over like a feral cat 😂

[ideas-4-stories]

Cross Guild romance AU -

Buggy makes his own explosives, which doesn't sound all that important until you sit back and think of the ramifications and knowledge required for that. Buggy is damn good with chemistry, math, physics, and I bet he was the brain to Shanks's brawn on the Oro Jackson; he'd probably have been all over Crocus whenever he could to learn more about anything and everything.

Crocodile and Mihaw don't really put the two together, given that they see Buggy primarily as an idiot and coward. It's when an epidemic spreads on the island that some odd things click into place-

Buggy has forgone the big costume, is in comfy and sturdy clothes. His face is painted minimally, hair tied into a tight bun, bandana on, and he's working side by side with the medical professionals. He's elbows deep in checking vitals, organizing charts, and even synthesizing medications. More members are sick than not, and they go under a near-quarantine lock down to handle the illness. Between working in the medical tents and taking care of his people, Buggy has also had a hand in organizing for resources to be sent and delivered.

Neither Croc nor Hawk had even considered some of the balls Buggy has gotten rolling. They both have very strong immune systems, so they rarely face or think of illness or sickness as something to prepare for or to account for, but this just exploded one day seemingly without warning, and the clown had a plan in motion by eevening.

It's at this point that they begin to wonder if maybe there's something more to their Chairman than they first thought...

((Bonus points, they catch Buggy coming back from a long shift at the medtent, sent off by the other's to get some rest, so he's just at that sweet spot of tired enough to lose filter. They ask about the medicines, and Buggy goes on a mini infodump about chemicals, hormones, enzymes, antioxidants and antibiotics, mentions that he and a few others already have a few batches baking, and sleepily chuckles about how "the simpler ones seem to work well so far, thank goodness. I was worried... *yawn* that I'd have to dip into my supplies for my testosterone... *falls asleep at the table*.

Croc just becomes the Spiderman meme of "TRANS???" when Buggy wakes up))

I LOVE this is an understatement, this is so good!!! I love Competent!Buggy so much!!! Why can't the clown be a fucking genius while being clown-failure babygirl he is?

Buggy having a plan by evening is because he has so much anxiety, I mean, look at the poor clown! It's always the things that he didn't think of that happens that gets him in trouble. But this, he can do this. I also love the headcanon, that Buggy learn a lot of things from Crocus, so he has this in the bag!

It would be funny if Buggy could be fine in a really bad pandemics, but the flu and whatever the happened near Laugh-Tale is his biggest sickness problems. What am I saying, back to this cool ask!

Buggy being competent because he doesn't want his crew to die or get really ill, not because he needs them to work, but because he wants them healthy and happy. Buggy forgoing the pillow onesie for something better, and not taking that much time on his makeup is so good, that just shows how he priorities his Nakama before himself is so cute! I have a headcanon that Buggy has a least a Field Medic degree or a Nurse one. Mihawk and Crocodile watching at the sidelines is what I see them doing, because like the clown's being competent and they see there's not much they can do in this.

Yes, on Buggy rambling on and on about things he does, I want Buggy to infodump so hard. Like really really hard, Buggy could go on and on about things that interests him for a while.

Buggy is every gender and nothing at all to me, and the spiderman meme with Crocodile is the only one pointing at Buggy while Buggy is confused and sleepy, while Mihawk is just there on the sidelines. Is really funny to me.

[skyghoul]

[beanghostprincess]

Reason I love Buggy Nr 67:

The use of flashy as a derogatory as well as positive term.

It’s just so funny how he use that word constantly both in the „We are going to make a flashy entrance“ type of positive description, meaning he will arrive at a place with style and steal the show, as well as „That flashy bastard is getting on my nerves.“ which just means he thinks someone is a complete and utter idiot.

It’s probably even more of an insult if he calls something „Unflashy“ like „Not only is this not good, it doesn’t even have the decency to be mildly interesting to me.“ love how Buggy has a way of describing people as a basic bitch.

And now I’m considering it bleeding over into other people’s vocabulary. Shanks uses it without thinking these days and it doesn’t happen too often, but it’s a neutral to positive to him in most cases. „That sure is a flashy hat“ or „That’s the flashiest ship I have seen in a while.“ usually either means it just got his attention or he’s legitimately enjoying something grand or over the top.

Crocodile has started to use it and it only rarely slips into his vocabulary, but when it happens he immediately notices and grows more irritated at the clown for tainting his phrasing. He only uses it in a derogatory way. When he looks at new bounty they are putting out for a marine and he scoffs and says „Flashy imbecile.“ it not only means he thinks that person is worthless or annoying, when he calls them that he thinks that this person is in completely over their head, extremely loud and irritating and on the far end of insanity while still accelerating. (May have called Buggy that once and then just immediately dropped him from his hook, hoping the clown would dismiss it as a simple turn of phrase instead of Buggy influencing him. Buggy didn’t. Crocodile had the nagging feeling the clown was looking at him just a tad more smug after that and that he stretches the word now just ever so slightly and with intent when he uses it now…. Until he shoots him a look and Buggy will suddenly turn into the most polite little lad once again, no sir he didn’t say anything please don’t pierce me with that thing please.)

This is amazing, help, I love him so damn much. He's so silly. And the people around him starting to use the word too is so cute,, Crying shaking sobbing. I genuinely use this word daily btw.

[impel-clown]

So seeing as the villain wiki has this as the list of Crocodile's hobbies:

And the first two are The Same Thing

I've decided that my depictions of Crocodile are gonna take inspiration from his original concept and have his hobby be puzzles and riddles

(because yeah he was originally going to have a question mark shaped hook and would ask people hard riddles)

His tent on Karai Bari? Always has at least one ongoing puzzle

Cross Guild Meetings? Buggy's not allowed to leave til he gets the riddle right

Modern AUs? This man has an unbroken streak at wordle

Sure he still smokes and does all the scheming synonyms you can think of, but also, yeah a little bit of soduku too, as a treat

[kuroosdarling]

aims, beautiful!!! did you see this new(i think?) nsfw crocodile figure?

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LOTUS OH MY GOD !!!! IM SCREAMING !! i love u thank you for showing me this (*/∇＼*) i am going INSANEEE !!! i need this fr i-

[bekaroth-reads]

Crocodile x Reader

The sea air felt nice as you sat at the little cafe on the island you were on. You had been trying to stay out of the Marines' attention so you had to bounce around from island to island from time to time to keep your trail cold. The problem was that you didn't have your own ship, or any kind of boat to speak of, so you just had to convince people to take you with them or sometimes even stowaway on whatever boats you could find. This left you with not much of a choice of where you would end up.

The whole reason your life had been this way for the past few years was because you had taken a job from a former warlord known as Sir Crocodile. Although you weren't ever part of his actual organization(in fact, you didn't even know he had one until it was discovered by the Marines) you often did work for him, for what you now guessed were things that he didn't even want his underlings to know about. You did the job and got your pay, extremely good pay you might add, but you also got the attention of the Marines. And, when Crocodie was arrested and stripped of his title, you didn't have much of a place to fall back to for work.

Almost as though he heard you thinking about him and he came to confront you about it, you suddenly smelled something akin to burning grass and cedar; the exact smell of the cigars he alway smoked. You shook it off. There was no way that he was here; the last you heard he was sent to one of, if not the most secure prisons, well, ever! Besides, it's not like he's the only person in the world that smokes that kind of cigar. The small clink of a plate being placed on your table pulled you from your thoughts. There was a small, but fancy looking piece of cake there that previously wasn't. "Excuse me, miss. I didn't order this."

"It's a gift from the man in the corner." She went back to her work before you could ask her anything else.

There was no way that cake was getting eaten. Most people in this area weren't to be trusted for one reason or another. Who knew what he could have put into the thing befor he sent it over. You also decided not to even look at the guy as you didn't want any form of communication with him. Soon, however, you felt like this might have been a mistake and that you had upset him as the sound of shoes clicking on the cobblestone of the patio of the cafe's outdoor section was headed in your direction. By the time the man stood next to you, you were amazed to find that it was indeed who you were thinking of just a few minutes ago; Sir Crocodile!

"Awfully rude to not accept a gift."

His voice was as gravelly as ever and the scent of his cigar was even more potent now that he was right next to you.

"I try not to eat things given to me by strangers, especially in this area."

"Kuhahaha, that's probably a smart idea."

Crocodile walked around the table and sat in the chair across from you. He was sat pretty far away from the table, however, because the furniture here wasn't built for someone as tall as he was.

"What are you doing sitting out in the open like this anyway? I'd be laying low if I were you."

As stupid as you knew it was, you had to snort back a laugh. This caused him to quirk an eyebrow and question, "What was that supposed to mean?"

You looked at him michiviously.

"Oh, nothing, except that one of us has been to prison and the other hasn't."

He grumble and growled, giving you a deadly glare as he started to fidget with the massive hook on his arm.

"You better watch yourself, smart ass!"

Seeing as you had no intention to die, you didn't push the subject farther.

"So, what do you want? Was this just a chance meeting, or do you have a job to offer me?" You questioned, causing his trademark smirk to stretch across his face once more.

"Well, it started as the former, but turned into the latter. You see, one of my men from a few years ago and I were planning on heading to the New World; see what it has to offer us. I was wondering if you would like to come along."

You had to think about this. Sure there were a lot of positives to the situation like actually having purpose in life again, or the fact that you knew working with him would ultimately pay well. But, you also had to think of the things like the Marines being after you more than ever, and that if you failed him badly enough, Crocodile would have no problem killing you. Entering into a partnership with him was no small thing!

"An answer today would be nice, kid." Crocodile snarked as he took another puff on his cigar. You just sighed.

"Alright, I'll do it. But, first I want to know why."

He grunted in acknowledgment and thought a moment before he took his cigar out of his mouth and leaned a bit more forward in his seat.

"Well, let's just say that after everything that happened to me a few years ago, I feel that there's not many people I can actually trust. Daz- the man I mentioned earlier- is one of them, and you are another."

You didn't know how to handle hearing something that sentimental(well, as sentimental as Crocodile could be, anyway) coming from him. So, you just mumbled, "Uh, thanks..." and started to drink your coffee in an attempt to hide the tension. Crocodile leaned even further in and gave you a look you couldn't quite explain.

"Not to mention you're not half bad to look at."

You about shot coffee out of your nose. That was not expected! Did his voice sound even more gravelly then usual? It was definitely in a deeper register. Crocodile let out a belting, rumbling laugh at your reaction.

"Kuhahaha! Look who can't take a compliment."

Your attempt to protest his jests were cut short when he started to speak again, this time with what was probably supposed to be a serious tone, but there was still a hint of playfulness in it.

"Now, I paid good money for that cake there. So, either you are going to eat it, or I'll make you wish that you did."

You could honestly say that you've never been threatened by cake before, but there was no way that you weren't going to eat it.

[opotakuism]

I watched Disney's Descendants a few days ago and I came up with One Piece Descendants AU:

   "Long ago, well... more like twenty years ago. The recent Pirate King, Monkey D. Luffy obtained the treasure; One Piece, and ruled over the seas along with his crews, allies, and his fleet pirates led by Bartolomeo, Cavendish, Sai, and others yadda yadda... Not only that, but the Pirate King he, let's just say he had a treaty with the marines and managed to abolish the World Noble/World Government system and everyone gets to have a peaceful life. Meanwhile, his enemies...well basically every single one of them, by the order of World Government, were banished to the uncharted island close to the Impel Down where there are no mystic power sources, Den Den mushi Wi-Fi and no way OUT, or so everyone thought. Little did he knew, everything has changed when our favorite pirate king and his children makes up the crazy idea."

First, I created the descendants of the top 4 strongest villains (in my opinion).

From Left the Right:

Marshall D. Angelina (17): Daughter of Marshall D. Teach. Known as a gypsy girl due to her identity. No devil fruit power at all, but she have a unique ability; ability to see the mystic or paranormal creatures. She lives with her father who was banished and she wants to get out for adventures. She is sometimes tired of her father's antics and his overprotective fatherly behaviors, but nonetheless she cares about him. Loud-spoken, independent, and a little bossy, Angelina loves to dance and not caring about any strifes. Thanks to the pirate king's children, she and her allies get to see the world outside and she just can't wait to explore~! Due to her friendly and fun-loving nature, she had managed to get along with Strawhat pirates and became friends with the Captain's children who was about her age.    Fun Fact(s): Angelina has an endless stomach as she eats a lot.

Sakurazaki (19): Son of Sakazuki, also known as. . . Akainu. The prejudiced and antagonistic fleet admiral is now gone (dead) with unknown cause. One thing about that news, is that Sakurazaki didn't like his father. What would you expect from the father who always abused him and attempted him to learn the absolute justice (just look at the burned scar on his upper chest...)? Some says that he swore or openly insulted at his father's grave and GUESS WHAT, he has his father's devil fruit power (mainly because he wants to prove that he can be better than his father). He is not quite sure if he could wither be a marine or a pirate (though he likes the idea of joining the crew to spite his father). Among the others, he is mature and very serious one who never had been smiled before. He tends to get irritated by his gangs silly/unusual antics. However, things get complicated when he met the Pirate King's twin daughter.    Fun Fact(s): He was once asked by Luffy's daughter to join her crew and he unexpectedly replied: "Give me some time to think."

Lady Gustavia (20): Daughter of Sir Crocodie...named after real life largest crocodile, Gustave, from Burundi. No devil fruit eaten. Just like her father, she is a heavy smoker. Her only interest is to creating her own syndicate, or whatever that relates with business. Gustavia doesn't know whether her father cares about hims and she just doesn't give a CODFISH about it. Despite her short height, she is actually oldest of the gang. She tends to get snap when she was either insulted or humiliated. Whatsmore she despise the certain crossdressing ruler of Okamaland. She remained indifferent when she get out of the island, but she is REALLY interested of seeing the Pirate King, who won the heart of every people in the world. She can be more of a tsundere when she gets complimented by Luffy as she begins to see him as a family figure.    Fun Fact(s): She seems to have a childhood crush on Luffy.

Donquixote Alonso (16) & Rosi (8): The two sons of the infamous Heavenly Demon, Donquixote Doflamingo. The elder Alonso, looks and acts just like his father but is less evil/insane. He would have been mistaken as his father when he wears the shades and heck, he also laughs like him. Even some Stawhat pirate members mistaken him as Doflamingo. Alonso is extremely tired by his father's eccentric behaviors, but he barely knows about his father's misdeeds. As a older brother he takes a great care of his younger brother Rosi and is EXTREMELY a brother complex, always freaking out when he trips or when the younger is not on his sight for LESS than ONE MINUTE. He knows Rosi is not his brother by blood, but nonetheless, he cherishes his little Rosi as much as his father. Alonso is the one who is very attentive with fashions and tends to boast off his new outfits, much to Doflamingo's delight and proudness. Alonso ate Gumo-Gumo no Mi (meaning Spider) and is able to transform into a spider-like appearance and has similar ability as Doflamingo's devil druit powers.    Fun Fact(s): Alonso suffers from SPD (Sleep Panic Disorder; try watch the clip of Bedtime Stories:www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbXT6N…)

Rosi, the younger son, has an uncanny resemblance of his uncle, Rosinante, who was known as Corazon (including his clumsiness) AND because of that he was somewhat favoured by Doflamingo. He doesn't speak much, but he is really a sweet boy always caring about others more than himself. He also believes there are goodness in his father (which may be proven when he comforted his father from his nightmares). It is implied that he wasn't even related to neither Alonso, nor Doflamingo. But, he deeply appreciates both of them to accept him as a family. Among the gang, he is loved by Strawhat members due to his cuteness, especially Robin and Nami. He became friends with Nami's adopted daughter who she named after Bellemere.    Fun Fact(s): He knows Law's full name, birthday, his favorite and lest favorite food before Rosi even met him.

Straw Hat Next Generations: https://opotakuism.tumblr.com/post/157607900046/i-now-introduce-you-the-descendants-of-strawhat

Another Generations: https://opotakuism.tumblr.com/post/157608120811/another-new-ocs-more-from-left-to-the

[onepiece-otakus]

[wordy-little-witch]

Cross Guild Poly concept where the WG makes Seraphims of all the warlords - and I mean ALL of them.

Including Buggy, short tho his stint was on the register.

The idea had been that he must be a huge threat and so would have workable skills. They thought he would have a more malleable basis to expand on and turn into a mega weapon or, at the very least, an acceptable soldier.

They didn't account for his current persona being a fabrication, a performance, forged in fire and effort to show what he wants to show and to hide what he wants to hide. There is a reason Buggy went so long without being IDed as a Roger Pirate, why he lacked a bounty poster even on the most infamous crew of that era, how he survived that ship as a child.

Buggy has traumas and secrets he was ready to take to his grave.

Now there's a little white haired boy flanked by two other older boys on his island, drudging up any and every memory he wanted more than anything to leave in a dark corner of his mind.

Mihawk and Crocodile are in a similar boat, but they are not quite certain what to make of Buggy's reaction.

Nor, it turns out, the respect, care and adoration of their seraphim counterparts to the clown's.

S!Buggy, new name pending, is quiet, eyes sharp, voice hesitant. He's clingy, yes, but his gaze is is cold and assessing. He often times tucks himself being Angel, Croc's counterpart, or snuggled to Sparrow, Mihawk's, with golden eyes that feel frozen. He looks at people as threats, as prey, and Buggy does not flinch when that gaze hits him. He simply sighs.

He does not answer when asked about it.

Buggy just arranges for a room to be prepared for them. He also gives an order for extra blankets and pillows to be given as well, and for the location to have no more than two entry ways. He does not explain. The children just meet his gaze with something almost like understanding.

It breeds more questions than answers

[i-have-a-mouth-so-i-must-scream]

You've asked, and now you shall receive. (Please be gentle, I haven't drawn anything like this since highschool and my anxiety was starting to give me palpations 😅✨)

Buggy in Lace, from @blackroseraven2023 wonderful fic "Lace Covered Love Connections" on Ao3

I tried to make the lace details as close as possible to the ones on Mihawk's coat, but I did the best I could with the references I could find 😅

I hope you folks like it! 🙂✨

@blackroseraven2023 @ideas-4-stories

[ideas-4-stories]

Cross Guild romance idea: Buggy is stunned when in the middle of the night someone climbs into bed with him and it is none other than Mihawk. Mihawk is fully within his faculties, not drunk or sleep walking. When Buggy quietly asks him why he's here, Mihawk honestly says " I am lonely." When if that doesn't actually shatter Buggy's heart. He gathers Mihawk in his arms and they fall asleep together. Next day they act like nothing ever happened. Then a couple of nights later Buggy is woken up again by someone climbing into bed with him except they are way bigger than Mihawk. It's Crocodile and he's somehow fitting in Buggy's bed. He stays tight lipped when Buggy asks him to explain himself, just holds Buggy tight and they fall asleep. So begins the pattern of Mihawk and Crocodile randomly climbing into bed with Buggy, both getting closer to him, both oblivious to the other until one night they both show up to cuddle their clown and Buggy takes charge and declares they will all go to Crocodile's since he's got the biggest bed. What Mihawk and Crocodile thought would be awkward with them sharing Buggy ends up becoming the best night's sleep the three of them ever have and they progress all the way to getting married from there lol!

Buggy be like 'WTF!?!' and freezes for a bit before asking, then him cuddling Mihawk in his arms!!! That's so cute, like really cute!!!

The nothing happened, oof. Buggy is so confused and just goes on his day, then Buggy might think it's Mihawk again, but it's Crocodile!!! He not saying anything and barely able to stay on the bed.

Then not realizing each other are snuggling the clown is top tier. I can imagine the awkwardness of the situation with Crocodile and Mihawk, but Buggy is so done. Bro's like 'My bed will fucking break, Croco we're going to your bed. Let's go, come come. I'm not sacrificing my bed for this to happen.' Maybe someone watching as Buggy drags their asses to Crocodile's room. Maybe Alvida and Galdino, that would be funny.

They being married is so nice, even though they will never get out of the 'Newlyweds' stage or they're bickering like they've been with each other for a long time... These are the only stages for them and it changes, there is no in-between.

[skyghoul]

[ideas-4-stories]

Tw drugs

What are the odds Mihawk and Crocodile have done weed before because I think they’re like zero just because they’re them but I also think they’d stumble into the accident of “I didn’t know they were edibles and ate three” like they see some cookies at a cross guild party and do a little“don’t mind if I do *grabs a couple*” and Buggy has to come take care of them because Croco keeps disintegrating and Mihawks breathing on manual. They’re fine afterwards but Buggy has to give them the edible talk which mostly boils down to him saying “try one or half and wait, so you don’t end up feeling like davey jones is trying to steal your kneecaps.” It could be pre relationship and they’ve been asses to buggy but he still stopped to take care of them, or during and they’re Struggling but they’ve got heart eyes for him and pull him down with them when he’s trying to get them into bed to sleep if off. They have to do the sheets after tho because the beds full of sand in the morning.

These powerful men falling for the trick brownies or cookies is so fucking funny. I'm sorry I couldn't stop laughing for a bit at your ask.

Poor Crocodile and Mihawk they didn't know, good on Buggy for taking care of them. Buggy giving the edible talk to Crocodile and Mihawk sounds so funny to be happening because it's usually them having a stern talking to him. Bonus Funny Points if Buggy is talking calmly to them and treating them like they would explode at any moment.

Poor Buggy, have to get them into bed. I don't know which one to pick, the pre-relationship or already in it.

[ideas-4-stories]

Cross Guild Romance idea: Mihawk and Crocodile wake up in an alternate universe where they are married to Buggy. They freak out, Buggy is confused by his husbands but shrugs it off and loves on them hard. Mihawk and Crocodile tell Buggy what's going on and he's heartbroken, but still treats them with love. Mihawk and Crocodile actually start to like having Buggy for a husband. Then they get yanked back to their own reality where they barely have any relationship with Buggy. They are miserable and Buggy's avoiding them like the plague. One night Buggy finally comes to them and explains that their alternate selves were here with him, and treated him like a treasure, and he misses them, because now he's stuck with HIS Mihawk and Crocodile who don't even like him. He is hurt and he is angry and it is not fair. Buggy's in tears and Mihawk and Crocodile are actually upset too. Can they actually make it in their own reality and have even a little bit of what the versions of the three of them in that AU have?

That's such a good idea!!!

Both universes which Mihawk and Crocodile are switched, one that's much like the canon one and then one where they are married!!!

The Married!Buggy still showering them with love!!! And the twist in the end when they go back to their world with Buggy telling them the Married!Crocodile and Mihawk treated him with love like Married!Buggy did with Mihawk and Crocodile!!!!

Are they goanna get married as well!!! This is so cute and good!!!!