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[arwbela]

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[kxsagi]

I love your content and your writing sm it hurts, but if you don’t mind I request for a super popular reader that knows every possible person alive and when she goes out to a crowded place she starts to talk to everyone that comes to talk to her (because they’ve met before) and the boys are like🧍‍♂️(maybe Rin, Sae, Nagi and any others you want)

(Btw english is not my first language so I don’t know if I explained well— love youu)

“𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲”

a/n: thank youuu and girl your english was so perfect

(could not choose a header HELP)

ft. itoshi rin, itoshi sae, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, kaiser michael, karasu tabito, isagi yoichi

itoshi rin

rin already doesn’t like going out, so imagine his utter horror when he agrees to a date at a festival and watches you get stopped every five seconds. 

“wait [name]?? is that you?? we were in the same preschool class!” 

and you’re just like “omg yes!!! no way how are you!?” and launch into a 15-minute catch-up while rin stands next to you with the coldest, most judgmental face known to mankind. 

one guy you met in line was like, “you’re still as beautiful as i remember…” 

rin activated his eye twitch death stare. 

the only way he can keep you moving is by grabbing your hand and just dragging you along while muttering, “you don’t even remember half those people.” 

and you go, “of course i do! we were all in the same kumon class!” 

he doesn’t know what that is. he doesn’t care. he wants to go home. 

rin is convinced you’re in a secret cult at this point. how do you know so many people? how is everyone on earth your old neighbor? 

itoshi sae

sae doesn’t even react anymore. he’s just like 🧍‍♂️with his hands in his pockets as you wave to some barista you “shared a sociology class with once in 11th grade.” 

someone walks up and goes “[name]? from taekwondo camp 10 years ago?” 

sae blinks. “you did taekwondo?” 

“just for one week. i made friends though!!” 

he just side-eyes the person and then side-eyes you like you’re the main character in a sitcom he didn’t sign up for. 

the only time he says anything is when someone hugs you too long. then he magically appears beside you and is like, “that’s enough.” 

he absolutely roasts you for it afterward though. 

“do you just… exist in every country? were you a celebrity in a past life?” 

“no i’m just friendly :)” 

he’ll never admit it but he lowkey thinks it’s cute how loved you are. he just doesn’t want to meet your tap dancing club from third grade again. 

nagi seishiro

the way this man zones out IMMEDIATELY. 

you’re in a mall and someone runs up like “[name]!!! remember our volleyball tournament in middle school??” 

you immediately launch into a memory about how she sprained her ankle and you carried her off the court and the coach cried– 

meanwhile, nagi’s just standing there staring at the gacha machine nearby, debating if he has enough coins to pull. 

“sei. sei. sei??” 

“hm? oh. cool story. can we eat now?” 

he doesn’t mind at all, he just never remembers any of their faces. literally none. 

you’ll be like, “remember the girl from the dog park?” and he’s like “what dog park?” 

but he’ll always be next to you, low-effort but loyal. someone gives him weird vibes? arm’s around your waist. casually. but firmly. 

“are you her boyfriend?” 

“yeah. move.” 

mikage reo

reo is SHOOKETH. 

at first, he’s all smiley and impressed like “wow, you’re popular haha!” but it doesn’t stop. 

“wait, you knew the waiter?” 

“yeah! i helped him with his resume last year :)” 

“and the DJ?” 

“oh she was my nail tech’s cousin’s girlfriend!” 

“AND THE MAYOR?!” 

you wave at the mayor like you’re besties and reo is literally gripping his wine glass like it’s the only thing keeping him upright. 

he starts wondering if you’re secretly royalty or an ex-influencer or something. how do you have this much social capital?? why does everyone like you??? 

he doesn’t get jealous per se, but he does start going out of his way to one-up everyone else. 

someone’s like “she helped me build a shelf once!” and reo goes “well i bought her a summer home in italy. next.” 

kaiser michael

oh he’s jealous immediately. 

you get stopped in the street and the guy’s like “i remember you! you helped me with a flat tire once!” 

kaiser’s already inserting himself in the convo like “cool story. anyway we’re busy, tschüss.” 

you keep trying to explain like “no no! this is the guy whose grandma’s bakery i used to volunteer at!” and he’s like “okay well now he’s irrelevant sooo can we go?” 

he’s 100% convinced you’re some international socialite and starts demanding answers. 

“did you go to school with everyone? are you a clone? do you have diplomatic immunity???” 

he calls you "main character.” 

“ugh, main character energy again? fine, go greet the people like it’s your coronation or something.” 

you think it’s funny but he’s dead serious. he holds your hand the whole time. like a watchdog. 

also constantly brags: “yeah everyone knows her. but only i get to kiss her. sucks to be you, huh?” 

karasu tabito

karasu agreed to go to a cafe date with you. simple. quiet. cute. 

until someone from across the street yells, “WAIT, [NAME]?? IS THAT YOU FROM THE YOUTH ORCHESTRA SUMMER TOUR FOUR YEARS AGO???” 

karasu doesn’t even get the chance to sip his overpriced coffee before a guy in plaid pants runs across the street and hugs you like you're long-lost soulmates. 

you light up, “oh my gosh!! you play the oboe, right?!” 

karasu blinks. “you dated a guy who plays the oboe??” he already hates it here. 

“no,” you laugh. “we were roommates on that UK tour. i clogged a toilet and he helped me fix it. long story.” 

“... long story that i don’t need to know, thanks.” 

he watches you two chat like it’s a high school reunion, and his brain is buffering. how do you know so many people? why are all of them strangely attractive? why is the barista giving you a free cookie? 

finally, that oboe guy leaves. and before karasu can make a joke about it, a girl walks by. stops. blinks. 

“[name]?! oh my GOSH. do you remember me? we were in the same SAT prep course and you let me cheat off your vocab list!” 

you squeal and hug her, and karasu just stares at his coffee like he’s been personally attacked. 

he leans over, deadpan: “are you secretly the queen of england or am i on some hidden camera prank show?” 

when you finally sit down, you giggle, “sorry! small world, right?” 

karasu sips his coffee slowly and says, “babe, at this point, the entire world is your neighborhood block party.” 

isagi yoichi

he thought you two were going out for a quiet day downtown. just you, him, and maybe a crêpe. but five minutes in– “[NAME]?? it’s me! from that one volunteer beach clean-up??” 

“omg!! how’s your turtle rescue going??” 

isagi blinks. turtle rescue? 

okay. cool. you know a lot of people. no big deal. 

but it doesn’t stop. 

someone else waves. then another. then a group selfie happens. then a guy hugs you and calls you “sunshine.” 

isagi’s standing there like 🧍‍♂️ holding your purse. just smiling through the social apocalypse. 

he leans in mid-conversation and whispers, “... be honest. were you in a cult? like a really friendly cult?” 

you laugh. you call him dramatic. 

“no because how do you know a guy who sells handmade leather belts and someone who trains therapy goats?” 

every new person that recognizes you, his ego takes psychic damage. 

“do i even know you?? or are you secretly the mayor??” 

by the end, he’s fully spiraling. ‘is this what it’s like dating a celebrity? should i start networking too? maybe print business cards?’ 

you: “sorry, that was the last one, i swear.” 

guy #17: “[name]?! from that flash mob in shibuya?!” 

isagi: “IM LEAVING. I’M GOING HOME.” 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[mia-can-yap-too]

synopsis:- Jean Kirstein is in love. You just think he's very supportive. It's been three years. Pray for him

warnings:- fluff, crack, sfw, groupchats and google docs, memes provided by connie, a lotta mentions of salted caramel lattes, yearning, longing, eren being a hater, not-so-good advice, two (2) mentions of horses cuz come on, its Jean

pairing:- Jean Kirstein x Fem!Reader

🌺:- special shoutout to @satorus-princess for helping me out with the coffee order cuz idk batshit about that. I hope Marco comes in your dreams and gives you life-changing head <3 also thank you to @jeonwiixard for beta reading, ily ho

divider credits to @uzmacchiato, header by me, do not steal

ACT I :- THE SIMP AWAKENS

Jean remembers exactly when he became a simp. 

June 16th. 4:28 pm. Exactly 36°C. 

His attire consisted of a band tee that stuck to his chest and some random bottoms he borrowed from Reiner. He was on the way back to his dorm after spending the day swimming with the others at Historia's. 

You were wearing a baby blue tank top and white shorts, ready to karate chop the fuck out of a vending machine.

It had eaten your dollar, and you stood in front of it like an exasperated god deciding whether to smite it. 

When Jean, stunned by either your chaotic rage or accidental beauty, offered you the ice-cold Red Bull he had been saving for later, you casually said, “Oh my God, are you an angel? Thanks, dude. I was about to go all WWE on this junk.” 

Perhaps it was your nonchalance (nonexistent) or maybe it was the way the evening sun shone down on you that made even the sweat on your forehead look otherworldly, but Jean fell. 

Emotionally. Spiritually. Metaphysically. Hard. 

And from that moment, Jean embarked on a soul-crushing, three-year-long campaign of flirtation, longing, and enough failed romantic attempts to qualify as a sitcom side character. 

He complimented you constantly, with the confused sincerity of a teenage boy who had just discovered poetry. “Y/n…are you a…chandelier? Because you light up my world. N-not that you would be one of those ugly chandeliers they have in motel lobbies or something. But like a good chandelier… a medieval one, you know?” 

You just snorted and replied, “L-O-L. You're so weird, man. You would make a great cashier, though!”

Jean died a little. 

Your friends noticed. Loudly.

Armin started a Google Doc titled ‘Jean's Emotional Spiral’. Everyone added regular live updates. 

Mikasa stared at you every time Jean flirted like she was watching a toddler walk into traffic. 

Sasha and Connie started hiding the ‘Jean X Y/n' ship shirts they had made. 

Eren and Reiner just laughed. 

Ymir deemed you a certified dumbass. She's planning on trademarking that. 

ACT II :- A DUMBASS GUIDE TO FLIRTING (by Jean) and a cameo by @satorus-princess 

But Jean was nothing if not stubborn. Jean doubled down. 

Every morning, he brought you coffee. Your exact order. A salted caramel latte. Exactly 3 pumps of syrup, any more or less and you would notice. Oat milk. And only half a cup of ice because you said, “Too much ice means less drink. And I like drink, thank you very much.” 

Hell, he even pays the local barista, Hazel, extra to make it before she takes any other orders.

Hazel is very happy with the extra pay. 

Anyway, you always just take the drink with a grateful grin and say, “Thanks, Jean. You're like my emotional support coffee machine!” 

Jean considered flinging himself off a balcony. Hazel doesn't mind the discredit. 

He also started absentmindedly sketching you during class. Except it wasn't absentminded.

He actually takes pride in the amount of attention he pays to get your hair right. 

One day, you flipped through his sketchbook and paused on a drawing of you on horseback, your hair flying like you were leading an army after a Titan. (Not that that would ever happen, of course. That's Erwin's job.)

“Why am I on a horse?” you asked. 

Jean blinked. “You're majestic. It's a metaphor.” 

You just patted his head like he was a particularly sensitive child. 

In a desperate attempt, he even said, and this is a real quote, “If I had to build a perfect person on Sims, it'd be you.” 

You nodded solemnly and replied, “I'd make you too! As the Sim who's the nice coworker!” 

Jean hit his head on the wall. 

Your friends tried to help. They really did. 

Armin cornered you in a room and spoke in a slow voice as if he were talking to a toddler. “Okay, Y/n, he may want to be more than friends with you. What comes after being friends?” 

It took you a minute to say, “Oh, I know!”

Everyone was hopeful.

Connie was screaming, “SHE FINALLY GOT IT!” 

Before you continued with, “Best friends! :)” 

All hope was lost. 

Historia suggested he fake-date the barista Hazel to make you jealous. 

Connie proposed memes with heinous captions like ‘I crave that poosay’. 

Marco advised him to switch to interpretive dance. 

Eren just… laughed, cuz he's a hater. 

Mikasa was the only one who said something normal. “Just tell her. Straight-forward. You can't go wrong with that.” 

ACT III :- CLOWN TO LOVER PIPELINE

Jean tried to take Mikasa's advice. The universe, however, was committed to making him suffer. 

His first attempt was in a library.

The two of you were taking a break after a gruesome study session. He leaned in close and said, “Hey, Y/n… I really need to tell you something…” 

You leaned back and whispered, “I swear if you fart right now, I'm dropping out.” 

The second attempt was at your birthday party. 

He handed you a carefully written letter somehow comparing you to both the moon and a raccoon. His literacy skills are unmatched. 

You read it. Blinked. Sniffed a little too. “This is so nice. Did you have something to drink already, though?” 

Third was via a meme. Connie's idea. He sent you an image with that one dilf smurf in the background captioned, “Would you love me if I were a worm?” 

Three minutes later, you answered, “You'd be the sexiest worm I've ever seen. Bros for life. 💪.” 

Jean spent the next three minutes screaming into a pillow. 

He was one poorly timed romcom montage away from snapping and writing slam poetry. 

The emotional support group chat created for him is now divided into two groups.

Team “She has GOT to be doing this on purpose” consisted of Historia, Connie, Ymir, Eren and Bertholdt. 

Everyone else was on Team “She's just THAT dense.” 

ACT IV :- THE REALIZATION

It all clicked when you overheard Jean talking to Mikasa in the kitchen. 

“I don't even care if she doesn't like me back,” he lied, voice all raw and dramatic as if he were aiming to get an Oscar. “I just want her to be happy. Even if it kills me.” 

You, crouched behind the fridge, had an emotional implosion. 

Wait… Was she you? Were you she???

Cue a full-on spiraling montage. 

Every compliment he ever gave replayed in your head with dramatic music and subtitles. 

You googled ‘how to tell if someone is in love with you and you've been blind since 2023.” It didn't help. 

You stared at your ceiling. 

You stared at your walls. 

You also stared at your mirror, cuz you're fine shyt. 

You kept looking at Jean's contact, hoping desperately to get a text or call from Tall, Employed and Feminist.

Realization hit you like a brick to the frontal lobe.

 You showed up to his house at 11:47 pm with two salted caramel lattes, courtesy of Hazel.

Jean opened the door with the dead-eyed look of someone who'd thought you were finally returning his sweatshirt. 

“So, like,” you began, eloquently, “If I hypothetically realized that you may be hypothetically into me and I may hypothetically be into you too, hypothetically, what would you say?” 

Jean blinked three times. 

It was finally happening.

Three long years. He couldn't afford to lose his cool just yet. 

“I would hypothetically kiss you so hard that time rewinds and my past self gives up sooner.” 

“Cool,” you said. Then you kissed him so hard the smoke detector went off. 

ACT V :- POST-KISS APOCALYPSE

The next morning, you soft-launched your relationship via Instagram story. 

The picture was of you, in Jean's hoodie, both of your legs tangled on his couch, his sketchbook on your lap. Captioned ‘plot twist:- he wasn't joking’.

Sasha called you. Screaming. 

Connie posted a Tiktok eulogy. 

Armin updated the Google Doc with a celebratory meme. 

The group chat became a shared grocery list. 

Eren hated from a corner. It was all so perfect. 

You and Jean became that couple. He called you ‘babe’ in increasingly ridiculous accents. You replied by stealing his clothes and turning his dorm into a nest of your socks. He's still drawing you with horses. Except now you also get a sword and lightning for special effects. 

At your six month ‘I guess we're dating now’ party, Connie raised a glass and said, “To the girl who missed every sign in the universe and the guy dumb enough to keep trying.”  

And that, is how Jean Kirstein became the ultimate simp. 

🌺:- bet you wish he was real rn huh 🫵🤣

masterlist

[itspheenixbaby]

my grp variety shows in my kpop dr ;;

in my idol dr, seven minutes to heavens variety shows arent just a show. its an experience. a social experiment even. you put fourteen delusional people with big ass personalities in a group, what else do you expect? imagine five minute arguments over nothing, random weird tangents and extreme unprofessionalism. and you best believe most of them have an intro sequence.

01. clean up on aisle 7

opening ; references to various spy media, including (but not limired to) archer (2009), charlies angels, james bond films, & austin powers.

basically an extremely over-the-top spy parody show. including physical, social and intellectual based challenges. the type of show where you wonder what exactly the budget is every episode.

02. business as usual

opening ; us posing to a house rmx of one of our songs, but its clear nobody knew exactly what to do.

the entire group participates in intellectual and charisma based challenges parodying running a business in semi slutty non-work appropriate self-styled outfits. random, chaotic events every few episodes to shake shit up. lots of backstabbing, manipulating, double crossing, subtle shade and playing dirty. filmed in the signature sitcom shaky camera style with a few talking head segments.

03. pillow talk

opening ; direct refrence to pillow talk (1959)

1960s themed. battle of the sexes heavy. on this show, the group does everything expected from a sleep over, but ofc bigger. including reenactments of our actual dreams, giving fans terrible advice on their irl drama, reading actual fanfic of each other aloud, competitive flirting and retelling pre-debut romantic / platonic drama.

04. 7 minutes to solve it

a random member is chosen as a “killer” and gets to orchestrate their own murder scene. the rest of the group has to solve it, while the killer saves face. if the killer gets caught the members get to choose literally any embarrassing punishment for him or her. all of this is done in costumes, a gimmicky set and a fake persona.

woooow i just figured out how to get these lil header thingys.

[mysterycat-isstillme]

Mysterycat

They couldn't keep me down

Prizes, giveaways, untold riches. None of them are found here I just make posts.

Lesbian

grown up adult

english, trying very slowly and badly to learn Russian.

Things i love a lot:

Games:

Skyrim

animal crossing

modded minecraft

fallout (All games. including 76)

Sims 1,2,3. 4 never happen

Baldurs gate 3

Tv:

Sitcom of all kinds. Literally my favourite media.

Some faves are: Its Always sunny in Philadelphia, Peep show, The Simpsons, Father ted, Black books, It crowd, Seinfeld, Red Dwarf, Fraiser, Futurama, American Dad, My name is Earl and Malcolm in the middle.

Cartoons: Adventure time, Foster's home for imaginary friends, Phineas and Ferb, Spongebob.

A few extra: Killing Eve, Sweet Home.

Movies:

Wall-e, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Django Unchained, What we do in the shadows, the Big Lebowski, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Books:

Discworld, Bill Bryson, His Dark Materials, American Psycho, Frankenstein and Dracula.

Music:

Jesse Welles, They Might Be Giants, The Hoosiers, The Chats, Therapy?, System of a Down, Louie Zong, Tally Hall, Jack Stauber, Lemon Demon, Kirsty MacColl, The Beatles, Artic Monkeys, The Inkpots, Ella Fitzgerald, Grizzly Bear, Weezer, Green Day, The Kinks, Hard Life, Phoenix, Beck, Soft Play, Credence Clearwater Revival, Blur.

Other hobbies: Gardening, pressing flowers, sewing, Drawing, painting.

Random:

Threatening to take over the world, roleplaying stupid things with my mutuals, Puns, Posts with the word mystery in (all of which are about me), spelling things terribly on purpose, Twitch streamer Joov, who will be tagged simple #joov if you want to filter this content.

Anyone can interact with this account, I literally don't care. If you annoy me I will block you. I like posting funny things, stuff about my hobbies and very cringey posts or images I find. These will not be tagged because I can't be bothered with it so just beware.

header and pfp by @mysterycat-isstillme thats right i made them get fucked

tags I actually bother with:

Goodnight refers to posts i make announcing I'm going to bed. I like to do this because i think its nice :)

[wolfiemcwolferson]

"watching a movie or show that they know they're interested in" for piarles ofc :)))

Well.

Part two of this....

It's selfish.

It's completely and totally selfish.

Ferrari lines up a list of people they've vetted and approved and Charles smiles at them and says no to each and every one until they throw their hands up and ask him what he wants - who he wants.

The phone call is probably all of five minutes of Charles talking too fast and Pierre humming any second that Charles is not speaking, but he agrees at the end of it and Charles promises him the money will be good, and then he feels bad about it for a whole ten days.

Because Pierre is proud of the life he clawed out for himself after and he has a lot of pride in his job and it's never been about the money, but Charles knows that it will be nice for Pierre to not worry about things so much...and also it's selfish.

Charles doesn't see him enough - talk to him enough - and maybe it's ridiculous or childish that he is 27 and still fully in love with someone that has no idea and will never love him back, but he thinks he deserves to be a little selfish after last season.

Pierre returns the signed contract and Charles spends the two weeks before their arranged pre-season training camp trying to make everything perfect.

He has so many opinions about the branded Ferrari gear that they send for Pierre, he ends up ordering some himself in the designs and sizes he wants.

Charles gets in an honest to god shouting match with the hotel because they tell him they have no adjoining rooms when Charles knows that's not true, and Joris looks at him so sharply that Charles goes to his room to hide and when he comes back out, Joris has booked them a house.

He triple checks with the rental company that they have all of Pierre's listed foods that he wants to incorporate into Charles' diet and he downloads roughly 280 hours of US American sitcoms because that used to be the way Pierre liked to unwind.

Charles has no idea if he still likes that because the last two years...well, the last two years have been about Charles.

Charles losing the championship, Charles in the bad car, Charles dealing with an injury.

And when Pierre would come to a race, it was about Charles. When Charles would call Pierre, it was about Charles.

That's why it's so selfish. Because this is still about Charles.

He has nothing to offer Pierre except for a little bit of money and paddock passes for all of his brothers at any race they want and 280 hours of various sitcoms that hopefully will be a balm for Pierre after a turbulent flight or a long triple header or Charles being a little shit in the gym because he's tired.

my flight got cancelled, Pierre texts as Charles is googling where he can buy Season 1 of that one show with the lesser Chris from those Marvel movies. I can hop on one to nice tonight instead? get on the jet with you tomorrow? let me know

yes, Charles texts back faster than he ever has, I am just downloading sitcoms for you

Pierre doesn't text back for a long time. For so long that Charles is considering using that silly unsend option in imessage, but finally he responds.

I think I am the one meant to be taking care of you this season? but thank you, cha and then there's a screenshot of his new flight that lands in six hours

Charles is trying to determine if he can go get him - if he can risk going to get him, or maybe Joris, he could work that out, surely. He could work that out.

I am looking forward to watching sitcoms with you on planes

It's not much - it's hardly anything. But, Charles is looking forward to the long season with many planes and a lot of Pierre.

[nachocheezos21]

give me the sebcho content rn

[“Shopping lang?” “Yeah.”]

"Alright," Elizah hums as she looks at the small, handwritten note on her hand. "We can go to the meat stalls and check for stuff there, unless you guys have your own preferences or whatever.." she remarks, while mumbling more stuff to herself as she guides the shopping cart with her free hand.

It was supposed to be a small favour from Sebastian; poor dude realised that he and his dormmates were running out of stuff to eat, hence why he dragged her alongside. And while their roles eventually switched once they actually entered, with the biologist pretty much leading the way, he couldn't help but appreciate how...domestic things felt. Like your typical married couple in sitcoms and shows, of sorts.

"Eres tan adorable, es increíble," the engineer mumbled as he stared at her with a hint of adoration.

Of course, the biologist turned to look at him with an embarrassed pout on her face. He might be wrong, but Sebastian swore he could see pink tinting her cheeks.

"Umayos ka," she scolded, lightly smacking her friend on the head.

[Notes from the author//artist]: i have an assignment due tomorrow so instead of doing notes/writing my answer on my notebook, i ended up drawing the header for this drabble lMAO. also this is like a few days old, i’ve been sharing some small scenarios to my friends bc i got bored. erm .. i’m so embarrassed !!!!!!!! i have like more of this on the back burner, but i’m only giving them to the privileged only (aka my moots and pookies ily guys mwah). ALSO!!! ISKOLAR AU BC THIS IS MY COPING MECHANISM AAAAAAGGHHHHHH 💥 💥 💥

[arwbela]

olsen twins headers

● like if you save;

[sitcomsedits]

i know this has nothing to do with sitcoms, or even tv shows, but i wanted a place to post these maisie header because i love her so that's it.

@sitcomgirI or like  :)

[hannie-dul-set]

what if i told u all i finished writing the first chapter.

why do i always get new fic ideas in the bathroom this is absurd!!!!!!!

[rawiswhore]

Fem Reader- "Girl in WWF Magazine"

Rewriting a fanfiction I deleted last year.

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In 1996, the World Wrestling Federation would launch WWF Raw magazine.

At the end of that year, the WWF’s currently most popular woman and female sex symbol Sunny would have an issue of that magazine dedicated to her, where she posed in lingerie on the cover as well as in her article.

For your up-and-coming wrestling gimmick, at the end of 1997 you posed in WWF Raw magazine for a photoshoot that was like a mixture of Sunny’s end of 1996 Raw magazine photoshoot and the sitcom “Three’s Company”.

One photo of you had you laying on your stomach on a bed wearing frilly pink panties with a matching pink camisole.

The panties and camisole you wore was a replica of what Suzanne Somers is wearing in this gif

Another photo had your legs laying horizontally across a chaise couch while one of your forearms was propped on the arm of this couch.

In this picture of you sitting on a chaise couch, you were wearing that same pink camisole with matching frilly pink panties.

Another photo had you standing up wearing this same short white negligee:

Like Suzanne Somers in that gif, you weren’t wearing a bra under your nighty.

There was also 2 pictures of you wearing this negligee with matching white panties underneath:

One photo had your back turned in front of the camera while your head was turned sideways.

Whereas the other photo had you pictured wearing that negligee yet that photo was taken in front of you and not behind you.

The last picture had you standing in a locker room naked with a cream colored towel covering your naked body.

The towel in that picture was the same color as the towel the woman in my header image is holding, not to mention your arms and hands were holding the towel the same way that woman in that picture is holding that towel, where your hand was placed at the top of your towel whereas your opposite forearm and other hand were positioned at your stomach.

That towel was even positioned the same way that woman in that picture is holding the towel, the towel covering your breasts and vagina.

You could’ve worn that see-through negligee in this photoshoot that John Ritter is holding in this gif:

There’s other things you could’ve worn in this photoshoot, like towels.

[trulybetty]

Sunday Week in Review XI

This week's header is dedicated to @legendary-pink-dot for the idea of Dieter being his own 80s sitcom 😝💕

Is everyone okay this morning? Have we all recovered from last night? Do we need to hydrate, grab a snack (not that kind of snack) and recoup? Any welfare checks we need to send out? Phew 🫠

It's been a slog to get through this week, and I didn't get to as much reading as I wanted, which you'll see below. These daily prompts have been taking up more time than I expected and work has picked up (rude). But I'm also realising as I read through people's weekly round-ups, that I've missed a lot this week that I haven't seen come across my dash.

So if you've posted something this week (fanfic, thots or anything else) and you'd like to share it - feel free to drop it in my DM's or as an Asks!

T R U L Y  U P D A T E S . . .

oct' x 15 - first wine (sequins!joel x reader)

oct' x 16 - flying kites (frankie x reader)

oct' x 17 - whispers (chiffon!dieter x bryony)

oct' x 18 - picking apples (sequins!joel x reader)

oct' x 19 - ghosts (dieter x f!reader)

oct' x 20 - sweater weather (chiffon!dieter x bryony)

oct' x 21 - acorns (tim rockford x f!reader)

birthdays, besties & bravos (celebrating the lovely @wildemaven)

W H A T  I  R E A D . . .

A Safe Haven | Chapter 9 (Joel) (Check TW’s) by @joelsgreys This was the update I've been so patiently waiting for and it did not disappoint! This is a fantastic series that I never thought I'd get so emotionally invested in - but that's how good Vee is! This is always one of my top recommendations when suggesting Joel fanfics to read!

Working Title | Chapter 14 (Dieter) by @rhoorl Another great update for Dieter and Belle - I'm rooting for these two from the sidelines and I'm exciting to see how things play out for them!

Delta Landscaping | Chapter 8 (Triple Frontier + Pedro Characters) by @rhoorl Okay, there's not one, but two Pedro Character appearances this week and I'm trying to figure out how I can move to Mule Falls Court like yesterday - because it's all going down over there and I highly recommend this be added to your reading if you haven't read it yet. A Month of Sundays (Various) by @gnpwdrnwhiskey I'm living for all of these prompts and I can't choose one or two because they've all been soooo good!

M E M O R A B L E  P O S T S . . .

I'm on edge as @for-a-longlongtime shares more of their WIP that is Peña x Rockford x Reader, with that line up you know it's going to be good!

Self Care with Dieter & Jett (@morallyinept) - this week it's emotions and highlights some important stuff!

More Dieter and his hippo table shenanigans delivered by @i-love-movies to @gnpwdrnwhiskey, this made my week 🤣

B R O U G H T  T H E  J O Y . . .

Bit of a personal one, but we got to do a little Halloween festive trip out yesterday with the little Truly's. Something you're not always able to do when you have a child with extra needs, as events such as these can be a bit overwhelming for a multitude of reasons. So when we're able to attend ones that are specially catered for families like ours, it's always a special occasion - even if it does make you realise how unfit you are wrangling two kids 🤣 Also, keeping on brand, Baby Truly adored all the Halloween decor and was waving and saying hello to her minions the props.

Watched the new Goosebumps on Disney+ not expecting much, and I actually enjoyed it. Little Betty would have been all over this as a kid.

Also, watched my annual viewing of Practical Magic, which thanks to the wonders of the digital age I own to stream to my heart's content regardless of the season.

T H I S  W E E K ' S  J A M . . .

Back in my Matchbox Twenty feels this week 💛 - this one has been in heavy rotation while writing!

Hope everyone has had a great week! Here's to a new week ahead! Hopefully, if Pedro makes another appearance we'll all be ready for it, or at least recovered by then! 😝🫠

Happy Sunday all! ☀️💛

[batswithsillyhats]

Hi, I’m Gaby! I’m a 22-year-old artist and writer. I’ve been on Tumblr since 2012, but recently made this new account to organize my art and writing. I’m a child care worker and I live in the Western US. I have a cat named Oregano and I spend most of my free time playing video games. I write WLW fan fiction and original stories. All my works have tags and warnings at the top. I reblog fanart and stuff too :> I use tags to organize all my posts; #gabgabs = random thoughts/posts #reg post = pictures of Oregano (the cat) #gab poetry = My personal poetry #gabfic = fanfictions #gab headcanons = headcanons #gab art = Original art #reblog = reblogged posts #original = original works #oc stuff = Original character posts #Yorrow = Yorrow lore and related posts

Requests are - Open!

I will write WLW fics for the following fandoms; RDR2 | BG3 | SotF | Arcane | Stardew Valley | RE8 | Dungeon Meshi | Agathario

Feel free to ask about other fandoms.

Themes I will write; Fluff/Domestic fluff | Angst w/ a happy ending | Slow burn/Yearning | Smut/Porn without plot | Period typical homophobia | Enemies to lovers | X reader

Explicit themes I will write; Dubious consent | Bondage | Light pet play | Knife play | Biting/marking

Themes I WILL NOT write Noncon | Pure angst | Major character death (Unless canon) | Incest

Stardew Valley Married Women Relationship HCs [SFW] Stardew Valley Married Women Relationship HCs [NSFW] Potionomics Roxanne (& Sylvia) HCs [SFW]

˚₊𓆩༺ Spoiled ༻𓆪₊˚ Stardew Valley [NSFW]- Caroline/Fem!Reader ˚₊𓆩༺ The Flannel ༻𓆪₊˚ Stardew Valley [SFW] - Robin/Fem!Reader ˚₊𓆩༺ Protect My Love Till Break of Day ༻𓆪₊˚ Baldur's Gate 3 [SFW] - Minthara/Alfira ˚₊𓆩༺ Kissing in the Shadows ༻𓆪₊˚ Baldur's Gate 3 [NSFW] - Shadowheart/Fem!Tav ˚₊𓆩༺ Throw Me to the Lycans ༻𓆪₊˚ Resident Evil Village [NSFW] - Alcina Dimitrescu/Fem!OC/POV Reader

˚₊𓆩༺ untitled ༻𓆪₊˚ Post-AAA [SFW] - Agathario, sitcom 50s uhhh

˚₊𓆩༺ The Shadow over the Pridelands ༻𓆪₊˚ Lion King [SFW] - Fem!Oc/Fem!Oc (UNFINISHED) ˚₊𓆩༺ A New Addition ༻𓆪₊˚ Resident Evil Village [SFW] - Dimitrescu Family (UNFINISHED) ˚₊𓆩༺ Ain't Supposed To Feel This Way ༻𓆪₊˚ Read Dead Redemption 2 [NSFW] - Sadie/Fem!Reader (FINISHED) ˚₊𓆩༺ Minthara/Tav Fluff Collection ༻𓆪₊˚ Baldur's Gate 3 [SFW] -Minthara/Fem!Tav (FINISHED) ˚₊𓆩༺ Unveiling Secrets ༻𓆪₊˚ Baldur's Gate 3 [NSFW] - Minthara/Fem!Tav (UNFINISHED) ˚₊𓆩༺ Pocket Full of Spiders ༻𓆪₊˚ Baldur's Gate 3 [NSFW] - Minthara/Fem!Tav (UNFINISHED) ˚₊𓆩༺ I Fell in Love with A Mutant Girl ༻𓆪₊˚ Sons of The Forest [SFW] - Vargina/Fem!Player (UNFINISHED)

Credits; Header - @youokaymilo | Ao3 | ToyHouse |

[montparnasse]

intro post

hi i'm mel and this blog is a nightmare. i will post way too much about things you don't care about but the good news is that i will tag it <3

(header is cute art my sister @asliceofpumpkinpie drew of us!)

(previous urls -> montparnasse, reversecarebeartrap)

my aesthetic/pictures blog -> @lace-eater

my poetry/quotes blog -> @hamratio

my letterboxd -> montparnasse

my fics -> provocation

my (defunct) witcher fandom blog -> @lambden

some of the nonsense that i will post about: gay shit. good movies and bad tv. also bad movies and good tv. current hyperfixation is SAW. i also love dbd, john wick, my tabletop campaigns, sitcoms (especially veep), the killers, funny posts, and oversharing. mwah

[ocalaghan]

──🍓 𝐞𝐯𝐞. 29. she/her.

>> former bandom blog, current multi-fandom, multi-shipping, multi-mess blog. you're in the adult section, expect to see 18+ content. 🎶 the maine, ariana grande, all time low, halsey, paramore, sabrina carpenter, and various other alt & pop musicians 📺 stranger things, avatar: the last airbender, friends, disney/pixar/dreamworks films, and other sitcoms or whatever i've recently been watching 🎮 dragon age, stardew valley, pokemon >> lastly, antis can fuck off.

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