#skrill.txt

[villafordefeatedvillains]

good morning internet i have drank a cotton candy bang energy and now i am seeing capcom's true original plan for resident evil village and that plan is just "yeah make a weird lumpy fish man who turns into an even bigger and lumpier fish man. now make him FUCK." i know that the one nine inch nails song about fucking like an animal came out before resident evil village however they travelled forward in time and saw re village and went "i need to write a song about moreau from resident evil village." just like the original doctor moreau (known for his island), everybody want him. tumblr slept on him in favor of heisenberg and lady dimitrescu and even donna whateverthefuckherlastnameis. but the REAL residetn evil sexyman is SALVOATR MOREAU. he gets SO MUCH BITCHES it is UNRRAL. yes i have been awake since 230 morning my time. and yes i did just chug a bang energy. and yes i may be losing my mind but the truth COME OUT. SALVATORE MOREAU *DOES* IS GET BITCHES. not me. i dont want him carnally or in any other way he is my least favorite character not just in resident evil village but in the series asa whole. he's so narsty and slimy. however i think in universe he gets so much bitches. and i think that should extend to out of universe. everyone wanted to fuck the duke when resident evil village came out. or maybe there was like one very vocal person that i s

post cancelled the person who wanted to fuck the duke also had the hots for moreau iirc. ok cool post cancelled i can rest in peace knowing SOMEONE sees my vision of moreau getting mad bitches. i dont even know if tehy still have a tumblr but i remember seeing selfship moreau art on my dash and i didnt know who he was but fuck yeah you go you fucking funky litele fish fucker. i guess.

[villafordefeatedvillains]

leon @purrtal2 : thinking salvatore moreau resident evil village should have been a tumblr sexyman makes you a freak! me: **growls really hard** moreau: it's ok they're just mad because you're right skrill me: i know sal, i know albert wesker: **slaps my fat juicy ass** me: NOT NOW WESKIE SALVATORE AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT albert wesker: You're so boring. **releases uroboros into the atmosphere, ensuring complete. global. saturation.** me: **sighs** BSAA: **en route** resident evil: **village**

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twirls hair.... haha anyone wanna admit they have a crush on us?

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the duality of man: wanting to eat a muffin because we are hungry and chocolate muffin good VS we drank a singular cup of coffee and our esophagus is trying to escape via our mouth

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we were too hot to handle so god nerfed us by giving us seasonal allegies including allergic conjunctivitis. in other news im going to kin the onceler and destroy all of nature so that no more eye ouch

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love thinking a mutual is intimidating and then it turns out they are a kindred spirit in midwestern gogurtism. whats next. is one of my mutuals gonna turn out to also be a massive fan of jrr tolkien or something.

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being accused of heinous crimes rn. cannot tell you what crimes but theyre bad.

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send us resippys (i am aware i spelled that wrong. it's on purpose) for weird fucked up non alcoholic drinks and we may try them eventually alternatively send us brands of energy drinks that will Fuck Us Up. our dad banned us from bang because he caught on to how wired it makes us.

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you're telling me that coriander and cilantro are the same thing?????

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moreau resident evil character playlist but its all shit like "WAP (b52's style cover)" and also CPR but like the version with misery by maroon 5 and reeses puffs added and also the one sir mix a lot song you know the one its about ass. and yes i know that character playlists are not stuff the character would listen to because he would not listen to this stuff. i KNOW its songs about the characters what i am getting at here is that moreau does like big butts and cannot lie and that he does have a WAP (b52s style cover specifically because fred whatshisface from b52s singing that song is so absurdly funny to me) and also that he IS in misery but he still serves customer service right and also he WOULD eat reeses puffs. post cancelled someone get this man a bowl of reeses puffs. i just kNOW that if he didnt live in the village hed be slonking those reesespuffs like a starving animal.

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smash or pass:

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Mossy moss and babybel wrapper (:

good. the crimes we shall commit are numerous, so it's good to stay aware. also FUCK YES FROLICKING IN THE WOODS!!!

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for the colours ask game its all of them except for rose and blueberry . OH and bubblegum you are not That stupid usually/LHLHLHLH

i give you sky blue and sunny d in particular though. and ourple

i scare you??? good :3 i'm going to get scarier /j the world will never know how fucked up my brain is and yes ik im funny :] thank you btw leon (you are also all the colors except rose blueberry and bubblegum to me)

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mutuals talk to us? mutuals is for us??

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ok discworld fans we’ve all heard of the multiple wuffles theory. consider: drumknott keeps replacing wuffles whenever the old ones passes, and he always picks an identical dog because he’s convinced himself that vetinari Will Not Know The Difference. he knows deep down that he’s wrong, of course. vetinari knows. everyone knows that that little tiny hyperactive puppy is not in fact the old and jaded dog that was there yesterday. vimes keeps trying to tell vetinari that wuffles has been replaced but never gets around to it. vetinari honestly thinks it’s funny that everyone knows that he knows except for vimes. it’s just a whole mess.