#slash jay but also idk it might be funny

[codgod]

i’m bored does anyone wanna start fake beef with me or something

[survivorbouvetisland]

Episode #2: “Cheers, To Cursing Greediness, Slashing Throats And Wearing Ugg Boots!” - Kelsey

Cole

PUZZLES SUCK ASS. I just hope everyone fucking sucks

Trixie

I was worried the girls wouldn't want to do an alliance bc they were inactive all day, but then Regan shared with me her immunity clue, and Kelsey said that we three should stick together. It's official then. I was trying to see if Bodhi would be a good ally but it's hard to tell. He doesn't trust Regan. All I know is that if it comes to it, Cole or Nehe's gotta go.

Opinions on people change so much but one thing I know for certain is that the only person I can trust fully is Porcupine. I'm working to get Cole out and I know I have Nehe's vote, now to see what Kelsey thinks. 

I'm debating whether to tell Porcupine about Regan's Immunity clue, but I don't want him to think I'm working exclusively with her and him lose his trust in me. I'll wait until tomorrow, and if Regan gets a second clue and shares it with me I'll let Porcupine know. I think he is a genuine ally and am glad to have him on my first tribe! 

Regan says she hates to do it but will vote Cole. It's funny to know that Cole wasn't as reluctant to take out her or Kelsey. Porcupine won't vote Cole but he says it's a smart move. Hopefully this works out and with mine, Nehe's, Regan, & Kelsey's vote Cole will be gone

Andrew

Sorry I've been inactive with these but um thots on the tribe. I'm with Nicholas and Jay rn, idk what a Jacob is, Austin can go 10/10 times, and Quillyn is literally a catfish like. How are you gonna be like I never played before in our first convo and then be like "our tribe is inactive." BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT TERM. Also I volunteered for the captain thing bc idgaf and I'm not letting these people make decisions no ma'am I'm playing an everyone can go fuck themselves game

Austin 

Paul is winning BB19 and that's the tea

Jacob

  I just hope they don't send me home for missing one thing and then flopping another. either that or I somehow have like the best score on my tribe.

Kelsey 

What IS happening! Coming to you live and in colour, my name is Kelsey Mikaelson and I'm so happy to be here on Bouvet Islands! So far, the game has been rather kind to me. My tribe seems to be really nice all the way around, and I've been blessed to be placed on a tribe with someone greener than me with miss Trixie Steele. Trixie is a really nice gal but I can tell she's making some choice moves with being as open as she is and being so aggressively strategic as she is. Those are usually things I tend to avoid, but it's very good for me because I don't think I'll get blood on my hands. We have an alliance with Regan, but I'm not too sure if I trust her dedication to the game. She seems a little...lopsided, so when she offered to be the team captain, aha...I voted for her...but she might be in it more for the self gain than the team gain, and I do not inherently trust her. As for the other members of our team, I feel good vibes from them. Cole is very sweet to me and checks up on me even when there is no immediate reason that demands his attention. I know Nehe outside of this competition, so my relationship with him is secure. Bodhi is also very nice and very good at listening, I feel. I really hope this tribe of romantics never has to go to tribal, otherwise, it's going to get veeerrryyy gaggy and I like this good ol' stasis we have right now. Ah well. I'm banking on us being spectacular in the future! And that's all there is to it~! Cheers, to cursing greediness, slashing throats and wearing ugg boots! Canada's Favourite Houseguest, Kelsey Valentina Mikaelson

QuilLynn

surprize surprize, i'm pissed. I mean i'm happy we won the challenge (again) and Jacob seems nice and all, but i wanted the highest score on my team! Not because i'm an egotistical control freak or anything its just i've been working my ass off looking for this idol and thought if i got the highest score maybe I'll get a second clue! Now i gotta suck up to jacob and hope I can convince him to share if he does get one. Hopefully he does and I can make an ally, but we'll see where things go.

I can't stop thinking about this stupid idol. I've decided that its in my best interest to share my clue with jacob even if he doesn't have a clue to offer in return. I just have to figure out the right time to tell him 

Nehemiah 

The immunity challenge had to be a damn Puzzle. I strongly dislike puzzles and it proved yet again tonight in which my tribe lost with me having the highest amount of time taken on it. Tho it wasn't a really bad time anyone tries to find a way to vote someone out and I hate that gameplay but it's fair too. I just got voted out of Tumblr Survivor Cutthroat cause my tribe volunteered myself to do 4 straight puzzles for immunity which I asked not to. I failed horribly taking up to 4 hours and we obvi lost and then they fed me bullshit the entire day before tribal and then voted me out. I don't want this to be a repeat I really wanna play this game. I am using the sympathy card as first strategy this upcoming tribal because I need these people to feel for me. I can not have these people vote me out so feeling bad about the puzzle thing with me is a good strategy to play off. Second Trixie came to me about voting out Cole cause she likes me which shocked me seeing  I didn't even make effort for that to happen. She says her, Kelsey, and maybe Regan would do it and i'm like yeah for sure. i don't know what i'm gonna vote but I just need to play up to people's ego and game plans right now.

Bodhi

Trixie is going to make a great player some day. But not today. She has no sense of moderation. We have a 3 person joke alliance with Cole, which isn't all that significant, but she wants to take him out NOW?! We have an alliance, but it's mostly just her saying "I trust you more than anyone." We haven't really developed much of a bond outside of that, and if she doesn't calm down and try to play quietly she's gonna be out soon. I'm going to try to encourage her to play smarter because I want her to succeed in this game.

Zack

So I have an alliance with Roxy, Shea, and Ali. Next time we lose, Linguini will hopefully leave. But if our tribe loses again, then I'm worried about how safe I would be.

Regan

Hardest vote ever. The girls originally wanted nehe out based on puzzle time but we feel bad because he always gets out because of his one weakness. Then they suggested Cole and I'm not okay with that. I adore Cole and want him to go far. And trixie doesn't want bodhi out but I'm okay with that honestly so is Kelsey. So yeah idk what's going on. Up.to nehe

Ali

Nothing much tbh, I just wanna make merge tbh 

Roxy

Ibwant lws to be leaderin :(