#slashes yells

[slashesotron]

I think you should comment on it. what do you think of the blood sprinklers patcheb, the people want to know

/lh

Okay

[balconyskeletons]

03.21.24

[monbons]

WIP Wednesday

Thanks for the tag @thehoneyedhufflepuff. Congrats on all the writing progress, and your Simon and Baz sketches are gorgeous!

I never hit the narrative writing standard this year, so in our last few days of school, my students are writing fanfiction of their favorite book or story we read. Can I tell you this is the best decision I have ever made? In my favorite fic so far, Romeo runs away with Tybalt. That child clearly understood the assignment!

As for The Eternal Life of Baz Pitch, have a dash of present SnowBaz. Can't share too much because the first date really is an experience. While I always appreciate comments on the fic, this week in particular I will ALSO accept gratitude in the form of fanart. Please forward all art to @thewholelemon as well since her amazing beta work helped me turn one bullet point in the outline that simply read "so many dates" into chapters 7 through 9.

Anyway, on to the snip...

When Baz finally pauses his story, Simon studies all the food, including the three-tier dessert stand, and lets out a pleased giggle. “This is the most ridiculously British date I could possibly imagine! I feel like Prince Harry.” “Blasphemy. You’re far more attractive.” Baz fails to hide a smile.

Exactly six sentences. A feat I cannot accomplish on Sundays it seems…

Hellos and high-fives: @roomwithanopenfire, @raenestee, @cutestkilla, @bookish-bogwitch @hushed-chorus

@aristocratic-otter, @valeffelees, @drowninginships, @larkral, @beastmonstertitan

@best--dress, @brilla-brilla-estrellita, @iamamythologicalcreature, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe, @youarenevertooold

@supercutedinosaurs, @rimeswithpurple, @run-for-chamo-miles, @blackberrysummerblog, @skee3000

@emeryhall, @arthurkko, @fiend-for-culture, @ic3-que3n, @rbkzz

@comesitintheclover, @noblecorgi, @ivelovedhimthroughworse, @shrekgogurt

[anachronistic-falsehood]

ok but like why did they have to make dave bisexual 🙄 like he’s CLEARLY just gay for karkat and experiencing comphet towards jade like seriously 😒 honestly he was the main character fr if homestuck was JUST about dave it would be so much better

[pocketslook]

hi I just got beaten in an art contest by an object show fan who drew a bowtie waving I'm so crushed never doing art again because what the fuj

[juggaloyaoi]

first of all FUCK CREEPERS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. DID YALL JUST MOTHRFUCKING SEE THAT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT CREATURE.

motherfucker, i JUST MOTHERFUCKIN WAKE UP, my bed outside as fuck cuz im not done with my motherfucking HOUSE YET.

i need some MOTHERFUCKING FOOD BECAUSE THE BREAD I GOT FROM THE VILLAGE I RAIDED (+ tamed my catz from) IS RUNNING OUT, and so therefore a motherfucker, who is me, went to farm my fucking wheat.

motherfucking CREEPER. STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING CREEPER. I DIDNT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH WHEAT TO MAKE MORE BREAD, and this stupid motherfucker blows up my fucking farm dude.

WHATEVER. WHATEVER. I can rebuild. And AS IM MOTHERFUCKING REBUILDING MY SHIT !!!! Oh my fucking gog. U guyz . Wont believe. What motherfucking happen to me.

A SECOND MOTHERFUCKING CREPPER BLOWZ ME UP. WHAT THA FUUUUCCCKKK DUDE FUCK THIS STUPID ASS GAMEp

alr just had 2 get that off my chest i <3 minecraft yayyy love this stupid game soooo much

[kideternity]

Happy Birthday Goro Majima You Stupid Old Cunt

[ambiguousgrass]

ilove minecraft its my favorite horror game

[ward-leon]

i think every teenager should have the right to tell their parental figures to fuck off without negative consequences at least once a week

[slashesotron]

Fuck sakes.

Like others- I'm not going to sterilize my blog of his presence, but if anyone else would like to reveal themselves as a secret transphobe, do so now so I can fucking block you.

Not to be dramatic, but I'm tired of trusting anyone tbh.

[maxthesillyy]

guys. what if like. what if this is like the sonic movie where we can bully them into giving us the fuckass bangs back

[lazaruspiss]

i woke up in the mood to complain about my Tragic Backstory w tumblr polls bc i thinks its stupid and kinda funny.

first of all. "Are you white? Yes or No". tell me what's wrong w this image. cmon, i believe in u. (hint: what type of marriage was illegal in the US until 1967?)

second of all. there was some DC sexyman thing, and it came down to two-face and nightwing at one point. some accepted propaganda included: nightwing shouldnt win bc hes a cheater (bc of that one annual that is not to my knowledge ever referred to by any other comic) and two-face was just soooo hot when he tried to beat robin!dick (small child at the time) to death. like it gave me whiplash when i first saw it lmao

[my-my-my-michelle]

SEXY WILD MAN

[angelshadowsinger]

y’all remember how in the Wattpad days you could comment on any part of the fic you wanted??

like if one line was particularly slay, the people would spEAK U P and you just felt such a sense of delusional unity.

i rly need that to be a thing on here 😔

[the-alphonze]

*Scadadels away, the mishmash now eaten.*

-The hair eaters

WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?? ?

[darkwood-sleddog]

Nice little pack before the rain!