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[spiteless-xo]

libido, passion, and another from the questions for all the boyz 😎

sexy selfship asks

hehehe ty for asking!! 🥰 im having so much fun with this

Libido - what is your f/o’s sex drive like? How often do they want sex?

jean is always horny--every day, multiple times a day. like i said in a previous ask, he gets really embarrassed about how much he wants sex! so he tries to downplay it and pretend like he's not super turned on, even though he is. 🥺 if he had it his way, we would just live in the bedroom--only taking breaks to eat or sleep

eren is also always horny, because he's such a gym rat. going to the gym every day and getting all sweaty and his blood pumping and his muscles aching turns him on so much that he's racing to get back home. he's very much a one-and-done kinda guy though, so we'll have sex and then he'll nap for like an hour, and then he spends the rest of the day just being a little baby

sex with suguru is an event, so it's a lot less often. 1-2 times a week, usually. he likes to draw out the days without sex with a lot of tension and teasing to make the days with sex feel even more satisfying. his thoughts are that doing it too often results in sloppy sex, and he always wants to perform at his best.

satoru is another every day, multiple times a day type of person. he's very rough though, so for me i need a break, and that just makes him even more insatiable and antsy.

Passion - is sex between you and your f/o fast or slow? Gentle or rough? Loud or quiet?

jean always starts out soft and slow and builds up speed and intensity the more worked up he gets. he tries to be gentle but when he's really turned on he gets pretty rough and nasty. but never quiet because of how much this man loves to babble and groan.

eren starts out fast and rough. sex with eren always feels like the first time after having not seen each other in months, despite the fact that we literally saw each other this morning and had sex the day before. he gets annoyed when his marks and bruises start to fade so he always makes sure we've both got fresh marks every day. he himself tries to be quiet, but he makes up for it by making a racket every other way he can--slamming the bed against the wall, the creaky mattress, the sound of skin-slapping-skin, etc etc.

suguru's preference is to be slow and gentle. as i've said before, he likes to make love as opposed to just fuck, so it's always really passionate and intense with lots of emotions. but he's good at reading my body and knowing when i want it rougher or faster and will adapt. he is very quiet in bed and if he does speak, it's always whispered in my ear or against my skin.

satoru is similar to eren in that it's always fast and rough. for him, sex is like a competition and he's trying to break me. he has no concept of slowing down and enjoying the moment, he just wants to see how many times he can make me cum before he does himself. also always soooooo loud and obnoxious.

Another - have you ever considered including someone else in your activities? If so, who would it be?

jean would absolutely never invite anyone. he's too jealous and possessive and he wouldn't want to see me getting pleasure from anyone else. but!! we talk about it a lot, theoretically. because jean is bi, we talk a lot about inviting another guy not to share me but to share jean, and he's more open to that idea but still feels bad that things would be lopsided. (lowkey he would love to include reiner or armin in the bedroom, but he'll never say those thoughts sober.) he's not interested in another girl in the bedroom because he thinks he'll be too overwhelmed and not be able to perform.

eren would absolutely want to invite jean because eren wants to show off, but then he'd be immediately furious when he realizes that jean is also good in bed. eren would get so grumpy and pouty about it afterward and never want to invite another person in the bedroom again. he would also be meaner to jean afterward and constantly get into stupid arguments with him. (meanwhile, jean's like, "i thought we had a great time!") he's open to the idea of bringing in another girl but him and i can't agree on someone so it never happens. in my selfship headcanon universe, eren and mikasa are like brother and sister, so even tho i desperately want to hook up with her, eren thinks that's disgusting.

including someone else in the bedroom is actually how satoru and i started seeing each other. suguru and i were already together and when the topic of threesomes or open relationships came up, satoru was the obvious choice, and now we're in a throuple lmao suguru had said for ages how similar satoru and i were but i refused to believe it because satoru was so bratty and annoying--and then he continued to be bratty and annoying by pushing all of my buttons and making me hate him even more, but suguru could tell it was more of a playful banter than genuine hate between me and satoru. me purposely saying i didn't want to do something that satoru did, just to piss him off. satoru doing things that i claimed i hated because he loved seeing me angry. stsg is enough for me, we have no desire to include anyone else.

[gojonanami]

ok ok i KNOW we have a happy ending with suguru but like…. idk…. right now im kinda rooting for yuta 🫠

hahaha I don’t blame you with how geto is acting but don’t worry, I have my plans for yuta — he will be happy too 💕🥹

[theragethatisdesire]

ok so connie would 10000% be that super funny hot guy that everyone simps over on the clock app. i just know this version of connie would also have patchwork tattoos and a septum piercing. i’m already simping over this ok g2g thanks bye ❣️

i don't even go for thirst traps but connie's just so funny and endearing and would def start with thirst traps (and not stop either) but start revealing more about himself and everyone would just love him more??? sort of like the vinnie hacker pipeline where he initially was just a Hot Guy but now does interviews and funny tik toks about himself/his interests as well and we (me) eat them up!!!

also the septum and patchwork tats i'm SWEATING. connie also gives me a very carefree energy if it came to his tats. i remember one pete davidson interview where he talks about getting a direwolf tattoo "because they're sick" years before he watched Game of Thrones LOL like that's connie to me

[arlerts-angel]

Who do you think would be the most into dirty talk out of the AOT boys?? I can see Jean and Eren in particular being into it, but I feel like it's definitely not limited to just them 😫 No pressures to answer this, I'm not sure if you take requests for multiple characters at once so feel free to ignore this if you don't!

a/n: thank you for sending this in!! MWUAH i hope you enjoy 🤍 PHEW i'm dizzy!!! 😵‍💫❤️‍🔥

taglist: @la-undercover-latina @ringsofsaturnnnn @i-literally-cant-with-this @jeannineee @sleazymac-n-cheesy

warnings: multiple characters x fem!reader | pet names/light degradation: baby, pretty little slut, dirty girl, babygirl, princess, beautiful, angel | oral sex (m!receiving) | penetrative sex (piv) | light breeding kink (take a wild guess who) | sub-coded armin | reader is racially + bodily ambiguous! 🥰

ᯓ★ 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄

☆ 𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫

i think at the top of the ranking, eren jaeger is the king of dirty talk. he is vocal about everything happening. gritting his teeth, hissing, and cursing at the way your pussy sucks him in each time he thrusts into you.

"fuck baby, your pussy's so fuckin tight. feels so fucking good... aw, look you, dumb on my cock already. my pretty little slut. yeah baby, just like that. slam your ass back on my cock. gonna milk me dry. fuuuuuuuck..."

☆ 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢 𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧

coming in hot at the number 2 spot on my ranking is levi ackerman. i think levi doesn't overuse curses because he has some dignity, but he definitely likes to narrate as if you can't feel the bulge from the tip of his cock.

"can you feel how i deep i am inside you?... taking my cock so well. you make me feel so good... so fucking good. you like it when i talk like that, don't you? i can feel your pussy tighten around me when i do. dirty girl. you like to be talked to like a slut? fucked like one too, yeah?"

☆ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫

connie springer isn't much of a talker when he's fucking you... but when you're sucking him off he likes to praise the fuck out of you. he absolutely loves getting head and he'll make sure you know it.

"oh fuck... you look so sexy with my cock in your mouth baby... fuck yeah... just like that. you suck my dick so good babygirl... can't get enough of your mouth, princess. look at those pretty lips around my dick..."

☆ 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧

number 4 on my list is jean kirstein. i think, much like levi, jean doesn't curse too much but really enjoys to praise you and your body and the heavenly things it does when you ride his dick.

"my pretty cowgirl. bounce those tits in my face baby. you're so beautiful... i love watching you ride me. yeah baby, just like that."

☆ 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭

the love of my life, armin arlert my beloved. unfortunately he's last on this list. this is just my personal opinion, but i see armin enjoying YOU doing the dirty talk 9 times out of 10. not to say that he doesn't, but i think a lot of us agree that he's a whimpering, whiny mess in the bedroom.

"o-oh god, a-angel... please don't s-stop–! i-i'm so close... so close... so fucking close. yeah, right there! right there! right there–! 'm gonna cum. gonna fill you and give you a baby..."

mdni + dividers by cafekitsune & benkeibear

[ambassadorarlert]

about me —

name: K (she/they/them)

occult: witch (divination, botany, baneful workings)

hobbies: arts and crafts, crochet, writing, video games, journaling, gardening, keeping houseplants alive.

likes: sanrio, squishmallows, crystals, incense, fashion, art, music, reading, spirituality.

anime & tv: attack on titan, chainsaw man, demon slayer, parasyte the maxim, spy family, smiling friends, tuca and bertie, game of thrones, house of the dragon,

self ship: Armin Arlert is my only f/o. all of our information is here. ↳ if you’re uncomfortable in any shape or form, block or blacklist the tags #self ship and #kelsmin.

this blog mostly runs on a queue. asks are answered on weekends.

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[dahliaes]

insta dump dahlia x mystery man

liked by @theragethatisdesire and others

dahlies; my skin is so sandy and i ate so many oranges

im never gonna reveal who this selfship is with; please everyone needs to do this!!! @hellolitty @reveriekiss @spiteless-xo @sleazymac-n-cheesy @yandereshingeki + everyone else

[spiteless-xo]

you will be receiving a bill from my therapist for that last chapter bc i am a MESS 😭😭😭 we need to stop hurting eren he’s my lil perfect pookie he doesn’t deserve this 😭😭😭

🙏 im so sorry!! he's so sweet and cute and baby and i feel bad for putting him through so much pain but it's gotta be done for plot purposes 😭

[spiteless-xo]

Hi Tiff!!

I was wondering with TBAW, did you have all the chapters written out before you started posting? Or did you have like, the first arc written out, and then were simultaneously writing the remaining arcs as you were posting the first one?

Sorry if you've answered this before!! I'm trying to figure out how I want to move with a posting schedule for a fic I'm working on.

Also maybe lowkey looking for excuses to wait longer to post for fear of being percieved lmao

hello!! 🥰❤️ ty for asking!

it's been a long time so i don't fully remember, but i know i was completely done arc 1 before i posted the first chapter of tbaw on ao3. i think arc 2 was in like a "rough draft" state and arc 3 was plotted, but not written.

i wasn't completely finished writing when i wrote the first chapter, but i think about halfway thru arc 2 i finished. so that was nice because i was lowkey worried that the updates would catch up to parts i hadn't written yet, but luckily that never happened hahaha

posting schedules are tricky because it kinda gives you this added pressure about needing updates ready by a certain time, but for me it really helped from getting too in my head and overanalyzing every chapter.

truly, i think if i didn't have a posting schedule, tbaw still wouldn't be done because i'd be so crazy about needing each chapter to be ✨p e r f e c t✨ before posting and it would slow me down a tonnnnn.

good luck w your fic!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ i hope that helped lol

[arlerts-angel]

a/n: based on these headcanons from the lovely @arlertwitch 💕

cw: toxic ex!armin x fem!reader, oral (f!receiving), penetrative sex (piv), slight breeding kink, (baby trapping? status undetermined) pet names (angel, baby, mommy)... armin talks about ur 😻 like it's a person

taglist: @callm3senpaii @arlertwitch @dilfkentolover @ringsofsaturnnnn @sleazymac-n-cheesy @cythrnn @darkstarlight82 @i-literally-cant-with-this

about a month ago, you ended your relationship with armin. it wasn't an easy breakup; he was reluctant to end things with you and he has made that evident.

you get about 10 texts a day from him.

"do you miss me? i miss you every day."

"i still love you. i know you still love me. you'll come back to me."

"no one will ever love you the way i do, angel."

"i'm so lonely without you. i need you like the air i breathe."

you've debated on blocking his number, but part of you wasn't ready to let go of him. you've been feeling extra lonely lately, so casual conversations with your ex brought a little bit of comfort.

"just come over, angel. i know you miss me too. we're both lonely... let me make you feel good. just one last time?"

you knew better than to go crawling back to him, but the truth is you missed him too... or maybe you missed the comfort, the familiarity of being with him. regardless, he won you over for the evening.

it wasn't long before he had your legs spread out on his bed, head between your legs, making you moan about how much you missed him and how good he makes you feel while he licks stripes up and down your clit.

"taste so good baby, no one else has tasted you right? i'm the only one? tell me i'm the only one, angel."

"fuck—! no one else, armin, only you—!"

he pumps his fingers in and out and rubs your clit with his thumb so he watch you unfold on his fingers. the knot in your stomach snaps as you climax.

he hurries himself inside you, desperate to feel you again; to feel the pussy so perfectly molded to fit his cock.

"mmm so perfect, i know she missed me. poor thing. so wet for me." he purrs, bottoming out. he thrusts deep into you, your clit brushing against his adonis belt.

"i missed this pussy so much, feels so good, so perfect..." he breathes. "gonna cum inside you, angel... need to cum inside you. won't let you leave again, okay? gonna make you a mommy so we can be a happy family. you ready? gonna take all my cum—ah—just like that. missed filling you up, angel."

he leaves his cock nestled inside you and nuzzles into your neck. "so, you're gonna stay right? don't leave me again, angel. i can't live without you."

[arlerts-angel]

heyyy, i have a request 4 u!! 🤭

could u write sum armin nsfw with afab!reader with one kink that you like the most? praising, degrading, whatever u prefer!!🥴🥴

a/n: mkay mkay i can do that 😈 i've been brainrotting on dry humping with min so my kink of choice is endytophilia!! happy slutsgiving 😚 (endearing)

cw: armin arlert x fem reader, college au, dry humping, a little bit of plot but mostly smut, sub armin if you squint

taglist: @callm3senpaii @ringsofsaturnnnn @dilfkentolover @sleazymac-n-cheesy @darkstarlight82 @arlertwitch

"thanks for helping me study 'min, but i think i'm just gonna accept the F on this exam. i've done so much studying that my eyes are starting to cross and i still feel like i've learned nothing..." you let out an exasperated sigh and bounce your leg. the scent of armin's cologne and being so close to him has been a huge distraction.

"don't worry. we'll take a break and do something else to occupy your mind. you've been doing great." he smiles sweetly. there's really only one thing you want to do right now to de-stress. not only from the studying, but the tension between the two of you. you don't even know how to bring it up. armin isn't the type to just sleep around, and he's your best friend... but maybe he'll understand.

"um, can i ask you something? you can say no if you're uncomfortable." you ask softly. he nods. "of course you can." he sits on the small single bed in your dorm room. "actually, nevermind. can i show you instead...?"

he looks puzzled but agrees. "stop me at any point, okay?" he furrows his brows in confusion. "a-alright... what is it?" he asks. you sit on the bed next to him and put your hand on his thigh. before he has time to think, you kiss him softly with growing intensity. to your surprise, he kisses back. a few seconds later, when you pull away, he lets out of a soft whimper.

"what was that for?" he asks, cheeks flushed slightly pink. "i'll explain later. do you want to keep going?" he nods shyly. "...how much further?" you ask. "w-well, i don't have any... condoms." "we don't need them." "what?! of course we do!" he objects. you can't help but giggle. "armin, we don't even have to undress." he cocks his head to the side.

"let me show you." you whisper before kissing his soft lips again. his hands quickly find their way to your waist. you position yourself on top of him and swirl your hips, rutting your clothed and desperate cunt against his thigh. he catches on, quickly thrusting his bulge against your thigh. your soft moans and grunts are almost enough to make him cum right there. "s-shit!" he wails, grabbing your waist tightly to keep his composure. you shift slightly to grind your pussy right on the tent of his pants.

"oh god— oh fuck— please don't stop." he pleads, thrusting his cock in sync with the grinding of your pussy. "shit–! 'm getting close 'min" you moan. "y-yeah me too—" he holds you down, tight and hard against his bulge "right there, just like that— ohhhh fuck i'm cumming!" he cries out. "fuck 'miiiin—! 'm cumming too—!" you mewl as you reach your orgasms simultaneously; feeling his cock twitch as the sticky strands of cum shoots into his boxers.

"thanks, i really needed that." you admit sheepishly. "apparently i did too." he smiles reassuringly and kisses your forehead.

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[arlerts-angel]

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🫶 anon

if i forgot anyone pls feel free to comment to be added 😭

[ambassadorarlert]

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[spiteless-xo]

7, 9, 19, 21, 32 for the numbers ask game!!! (i'm being greedy i know)

also hi, miss u, hope you've been doing well <333

asks game questions

hello hello!! ❤️ the sun is shining and i've already gone out for a walk once today, and then some friends are coming over tonight to play games and watch the latest survivor episode, so i'm feeling very good today, ty for asking!!

7. have tattoos?

none!

9. got any piercings?

just my ears 😢 i've always wanted to get my tongue pierced so i could split it, but i'm worried that people won't take me seriously with a split tongue.

19. a fact about your personality

tough one, hmmmm ok, so i LOVE hiking. i love the outdoors, i love being amongst the trees, and i love trekking up mountains to see a beautiful view. BUT, i will complain the entire time, both up and down because my legs hurt, there's too many bugs, i'm hungry, i'm tired, etc. etc. etc. but i do genuinely like hiking!! i just also really like to complain 💀

21. what i love most about myself

omg, why'd you pick all the hard questions. i think i love how unbothered i am? lol like i'm pretty easygoing and i don't take much to heart so its very difficult for some thing/some one to make me mad or upset me.

32. what words upset me the most

long response under the cut!

lol let me tell you a story about something that happened to me in high school that still bothers me to this day. i'm not naturally funny. after being friends with a lot of the "class clown" types in high school and looking up to them for their ability to make people laugh, i decided that i wanted to try to be funny, too. so i started using just knock-knock jokes and other stupid jokes i found online to make people laugh. it was pretty cringey, but i got a few laughs and i started to get some confidence in myself and my sense of humour so i was happy. one day, when i was testing out jokes on one of my friends, he got really angry at me and said, "you're not funny. stop trying with all of these stupid jokes because nobody is ever going to laugh at them." after that, i decided that i was going to become the funniest person ever just to spite him for saying that to me. flash forward to university, me and this guy aren't really friends anymore (surprise surprise), but i run into him out at the bar one night. at this point, i've fully crafted my own sense of humour and perfected my comedic timing. people were laughing at my jokes and my friends were starting to include "witty" or "funny" when they would describe me. i walk up to this guy and i proudly tell him about how funny i am and how he was wrong to say those things about me back in high school and then he just starts laughing. when he finally calms down, he says, "no, you're still not funny. people are only laughing at your jokes because you're hot and they want to sleep with you." i think i'm genuinely funny, but those two comments he said to me will always haunt me. when i'm around new people, especially, i will crack a few obviously bad jokes to gauge whether or not they're laughing because i'm actually funny or because they're attracted to me.