#sleuthcheer

[imgoom]

SAPPHIC POLYCULE MERMAIDS <3

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Being into both nerdy women and men with big eyes and curly dark hair:

Bi!Steve Harrington 🤝 Bi!Chrissy Cunningham

Being into both dorky women and men jocks with hearts of gold:

Bi!Eddie Munson 🤝 Pan!Nancy Wheeler

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Steve: Hey. Be safe.

Eddie: We will.

*Eddie and Chrissy leave*

Robin *mockingly* : Be safe.

Nancy *equally mockingly*: I’ll be so safe.

Vickie *joining in*: I’ll be safe for you.

Steve: I’m gonna kill you.

Robin: But how will that keep us safe?

[californiaboytoybilly]

SLEUTHCHEER || CHRISSY X NANCY || ESCAPE

🤍 — one hundred days; one hundred ways to escape with you

[mothellie]

The Stranger Things young adults have so many "Fruity Four" options that it's genuinely hilarious (and I love them all).

Ronance and Steddie. Ronance and Stonathan. Buckleway and Harringrove. Buckingham and Steddie. Bubblescoops and Stommy. Bubblesleuth and Stommy. Bancy and Stonathan. Fredrick and Hollingham. Jargyle and Steddie. Tigerfreak and Harringrove. Cunningway and Cargrove. Stason and Sleuthcheer. THERE IS SO MUCH POTENTIAL IT'S KILLING ME.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Vickie: What do we say when making bread?

Chrissy, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Nancy: And what do we NOT say?

Robin, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Chrissy: ARE YOU-

Nancy: Fucking.

Chrissy: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Nancy: Fucking.

Chrissy: IDIOT!

Robin: …What was that?

Nancy: Vickie banned Chrissy from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Nancy: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Robin: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Vickie: If you want information it is

Chrissy: Why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Stedancissy? Chrissy suggests something new for their double date night. Everyone likes it. The guys are just trying to process it.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Chrissy: I love you.

Nancy: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Chrissy and Nancy kiss passionately*

Vickie, to Robin: You owe me 20 dollars.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Chrissy: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Vickie: *blushing* I—

Nancy, butting into the conversation: Robin is perfect, thanks for asking.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Vickie: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Chrissy: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Nancy: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Robin: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Nancy: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Vickie: I don't know how to do that.

Chrissy: I don't wear a watch.

Robin: Time is a construct.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Vickie: That's ridiculous, Robin doesn't have a crush on me.

Chrissy: Yes, they do.

Nancy: Yes, they do.

Robin: Yes, I do.

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Vickie: What’s your biggest fear?

Chrissy: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Nancy: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Robin: Zombies.

Vickie: …

Chrissy: ...

Nancy: ...

Robin: BUT they can open doors.