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lunapwrites · 7 months

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This is my third time being (actually) sick during the Bean Time, and I very literally think that while I probably could have emotionally handled having a cold that destroyed all of my weekend plans, experiencing Braxton Hicks probably due to dehydration (I'm trying okay) for the first time ever WHILE having a cold that has destroyed all of my weekend plans is pushing me a little past my bullshit tolerance threshold.

...On the plus side, got a good grade in blood sugar. So there's that at least.

#lp bitches #it's very cruel that this cold leaves me dehydrated #when I'm already drinking a frankly irresponsible amount of water #due to the fact that the bean requires constant watering or something #IDK i have to make like 40% more blood than usual so. that takes a lot of juice.#but i physically cannot drink this much water fam #so hail mary for some fuckin Gatorade lol #electrolyte me bitch #side note: you will not catch me referring to this condition by its proper name 9/10 times #i have too much fun calling it literally anything else #bean posting

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