This may or may not be based on actual in game events *cough* Collector Ship *cough*
Shepard: CLIPS! I need thermal clips! Like now! (Runs around battlefield like a mad woman)
Garrus: What do you mean you need clips?! We just got here! You haven't had time to run out of them!
Shepard: In my defence, last time I was alive I didn't have to worry about running out of them!
Garrus: Obviously!
Tali: (hiding behind a crate desperately trying to stay alive) This really isn't the place to be having an argument! Shepard this is why you have other guns.
Shepard: IM OUT OF CLIPS! FOR EVERYTHING! I HAVE NO GUNS!
Garrus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT FOR EVERYTHING! SHEPARD!!!
Tali: Keelah
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A special place in my heart for the ones who followed my little silly aesthetics blogs
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Thoughts and prayers for all my irl friends because I'm literally trying to indoctrinate them all into watching Trigun with me.
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My computer is determined to make me lose patience and throw it out of the window for good.
Now, the bluetooth to both my wireless headphones is not working. Great.
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So, it's late and I need to work in about less than seven hours but I just created a mastodon account -which I'll read and try to learn without having a headache in the morning- if anyone is there and feels like following me feel free to ask! I'm not entirely sure what I'll do with the acc at the moment (as my twitter has pivoted and I'm mostly here now for the reblogs and mutuals) but feels nice to have a place to learn what to do with it as it moves forward. (And eat popcoron while the other blue hellsite (totally derogatory) implodes)
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The Bat-Adoption Papers are literal Magic Contracts
So! In the Deified Batman AU (the AU where the Belief of the peoples of Gotham accidentally Ascended Batman to minor godhood), the Bat Adoption Papers would be a fun concept.
Batman is a God of The Night, Fear, and Protection. Specifically, the protection of Children, which is one of his biggest motivators. Meaning, it's a big part of his Divine Domain.
So when he, a God of Protection and Children, adopts his own Child? It's kind of a big deal.
His Adoption Papers basically become Magical Contracts that claim Dick to him as his own Son, basically turning Dick into a Demigod by the fact that he is the Son of a God.
Then each time Batman adopts a kid, they become a Demigod as well. Maybe after enough time, and after they forge their own Identities, they could become Minor Gods of their own? Idk, fun idea
Why do I bring this up?
Well, when Danny eventually joins the JLA, and runs into Batman, all he sees in a God of the Night, who takes one look at him, and then pulls out a Magical Binding Contract from his Belt.
Needless to say, he books it.
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