#so ingo and emmet literally have to grab him and drag him with them and tell him YOU ARE ALWAYS INVITED but he still assumes hes not

[r0-boat]

R0 I woke up in the middle of the night and this horny scenario has me by the throat 😩 I don't think I'll be able to sleep until I type it out so I'm gonna share it with you since I know you would absolutely love this

I'm standing in the garden. I've been doing some work in the backyard, and currently I'm watering the plants with the garden hose while I'm jamming out to some music in my headphones. My back is to the house so I don't notice when Ingo comes home over an hour early from work.

Even though I have my headphones on, he does his best to quietly open the sliding door to the backyard, sneaking out so I won't notice him. I don't know he's there until he wraps his arms around my waist, grabbing the hose and throwing it on the ground before he lifts me up. I scream and elbow him before I see his face, yelling at him for scaring me and asking what's gotten into him. He doesn't say anything as he tears my headphones off and drops them on the ground before dragging me behind the shed, where he knows the nosey neighbors won't be able to see us. That's when I know I'm in trouble.

See, I showed up to Gear Station earlier today to drop off some fresh lunch for him. I'm wearing a short dress today, which isn't normal for me, and I could see the way Ingo eyes the sheer black stockings I'm wearing as I brought his lunch to his desk. I kissed him on the forehead as I put down his lunch before going to the coat rack to hang up my light coat, but I'm looking at him when I "accidentally" miss the hook and drop my jacket on the floor. When I bent over to pick it up, I made sure he got a good view of the fact that I'm wearing the crotchless tights, and when I stood up and smiled at him oh-so-innocently, I could tell that he was already sweating.

I continued acting innocent as I stood across from his desk, asking him how his work day was going and engaging in niceties. He was giving me an intense stare that told me he was very seriously considering bending me over his desk (which was the goal). Just as he was getting ready to stand up from his desk to lock the door, however, Emmet comes in with 3 coffees in hand (also like I had planned), happily passing me the coffee I'd asked him to grab before heading to the office. I chitchatted with him as well, leaned against Ingo's desk, feeling Ingo's gaze burning into my skin as I make small talk with his brother.

After another moment, I announced that I had to get going, surprising both of them as I took off so shortly after arriving. (I left the jacket on the coat hook. I literally only brought it as an excuse to bend over in front of Ingo to get him riled up.)

Unfortunately, those tights, and the garterbelt I had to hold them up, are slung over one of the kitchen chairs in the dining room. (Can't risk getting them dirty while I'm gardening.) I had planned to wear them for when Ingo got home, but because of his unannounced early arrival home, I'm currently wearing nothing beneath my dress as Ingo pins me against the wall of the shed, my back to his chest.

"Ingo?" I half-question, half-moan his name as his hand slides up my dress, feeling for the panties I'm not wearing. He hikes my dress over my waist, revealing my bare body.

He slaps my ass. "You have the audacity, my dearest," he hisses, "to show up to my workplace dressed like that? And now I catch you in the backyard wearing nothing?" My breath hitches as he slaps my ass again, harder this time. I can feel his hard cock pressed against me through his work pants. "Skank. What if the neighbors saw?"

The insult goes right to my cunt as he smacks me again. I moan low at the impact. "Did anyone else see you in those tights?" Smack. My knees are shaking from how horny I am. "Did you show my brother your ass too when you asked him to get those coffees?" He smacks me even harder this time, and I moan openly. He slaps his other hand over my mouth as he grinds against my ass. "Don't think I don't know the game you're playing. Are you trying to misbehave?"

He moves his hand so I can speak. "Yes, yes, please please please, please punish me. I've been so bad." I can't get the words out fast enough, I'm so desperate to be fucked. "Fuck me, Ingo, please." I grind back against him. He growls as I do. I'm already so, so wet, I wonder if he can feel it, my pussy juice rubbing onto his pants.

He smacks me again, and it goes straight to my cunt. My toes curl as I think fuck, I might cum like this. He rubs my tender ass with one hand as his other grips my throat, gently but firmly. He leans forward, forcing me to stick my ass out as he whispers in my ear. "You want me to take you right here? In the open, where anyone can see you?" I nod vigorously, and his grip on my throat tightens. I want to moan his name, but all that comes out of my constricted airpipe is a high-pitched whine. He smacks my ass one last time for good measure, and I swear I almost do cum. "Then you'll take my cock without any complaints. Understood?"

I nod as best I can with his hand still wrapped around my throat. He removes his hand. I take deep breaths as he works on undoing his belt, pulling his pants down just enough to free his cock. We both moan as he rubs the tip against my folds, smearing my juices all over his dick. I'm chanting "please please please--" as he does this, desperate for him to shove it in already.

Something about the angle doesn't satisfy him, though, and he lifts up my right leg to give himself a better angle to enter me. Because he's taller than me, I'm forced to stand on the tips of my toes as he slides his cock in in one, fluid stroke.

He clamps his hand over my mouth before I can scream. He shushes me as he just enjoys the sensation of his cock sitting inside of me--even when he's trying to act rough, it doesn't escape me how he still waits to give me a moment to adjust to just how big his dick is before he destroys me with it. "You have to be quiet," he whispers, breaking character for a moment. He looks pointedly in the direction of the neighbors house.

"I-I know, sorry," I reply, voice shaking.

He nods, before setting a rough pace, pounding hard into my cunt as he leans over me. His chest is flush against my back as he pulls my dress strap off my shoulder, and I help him slide it down my arm, forcing one of my tits to pop out the top of my dress. I can practically hear him grinding his teeth as he fights to stay quiet, unable to stop himself from whispering about how tight, wet, and perfect I am, how good I feel wrapped around his cock. My own breaths come out fast and ragged, whines occasionally escaping my throat as I try to keep my own voice down.

The hand holding my leg up hikes my thigh up just a little bit higher, forcing me to grab the wall in front of me for support. His other hand is playing with my exposed tit, tender and sensitive. He pinches the bud between his thumb and forefinger, gently twisting it just the way I like as his thrusts start to get faster. I lean forward just a bit more as he squeezes my tit just right, and I almost start drooling when the change in angle forces his cock to hit my g-spot dead on. He bites down on my shoulder to muffle his own noises as the head of his cock finally hits my cervix, kissing the spongey entrance to my womb with each thrust as he continues to molest my tit.

"C-close!" I can barely warn him with how much pleasure I'm feeling, and I can tell from the way he sobs into my shoulder that he's close too. His hand moves down to my clit, rubbing at the side of it with his thumb as I finally cum, my toes curling and my hands desperately scratching the wall of the shed as I clench down on his cock. Between that and the long whine that leaves my throat as I cum, it pushes Ingo over the edge as well, and I can feel his hot seed spill inside me as he presses the tip against the entrance of my womb.

He grinds his cock inside me as I can feel it twitch, fucking his cum as deep inside me as he can, before he finally starts to soften.

He hisses as he pulls out of me, and I groan as he finally pops out as well, feeling some of his cum leak out of me onto the grass. He kisses me gently on the back of my neck while I recover, gently setting my foot back on the ground and holding me up by the hips as I regain feeling in my legs before heading back inside with me.

(He later fusses over me and asks if he was too rough while he massages the bruise he left on my thigh. I assure him that he was perfect.)

(In the morning we realize we left the garden hose on and the backyard is flooded. The water bill is going to be astronomical this month.)

ANON YOUR DREAMING ARE AMAZING SJSJJ

Out here living the High Life😌

God I just love pushing ingo's buttons till he eventually snaps

[machinedramon]

presenting something no one asked for

since emmet and ingo are very much parallels with the twins and reshiram and zekrom, my brain decided it can't rest until the Tao trio is completed with a third brother to represent kyurem.

so. enter Aubin.

middle child syndrome to the max, and absolutely zero drive of his own. does excellent when given instructions though, and incredibly reliable so long as there aren't extra decisions involved. goes along with what the other two decide, and suffers extreme decision paralysis when asked what he wants to do.

isn't very competitive, so he doesn't participate in the battle subway. he keeps the standard trains running, and he is Tired of dealing with the general public. he does have a team of his own (umbreon, cofagrigus, magnezone and vanilluxe) and only uses them when needed, but also doesn't really know when to stop and is not above simply overwhelming troublemakers into compliance, lawsuits be damned.

a bit of a slob but not really on purpose. he just Doesn't Get It and he's got an assistant who is fixing his uniform constantly. lives separately from his brothers for his own mental health bc they keep trying to get him to tiebreak their discussions and will wait the eternity it takes for him to make a decision while his panic steadily increases, staring at him the whole time.

100% just a silly thing I needed to get out of my head. also he climbs into cofagrigus as a prank bc his Pokémon wouldn't hurt him, and his brothers fall for it every time.

edit: if u like him, consider reblogging! 💖

Edit 2: Updated team to be more generation compliant

[waywardstation]

While I know he’s not part of the AU at all, I’m just cackling over the concept of Melli’s MS being the biggest, loudest, blindingly brightest thing in his head (which is a literal mountain with him at the top). His MG is probably Adaman? Alternately, his MS is actually very shy and views himself as a failure of a Warden, and only MG!Adaman could really pspspsp him out. MS!Melli would throw things at Akari from hiding.

But in the AU proper, does Melli have a car? Always dark because the memory-Melli keeps stealing the torches, full of outtakes about his ridiculousness, smelling vaguely of Skutank and camellias, and even occasionally a genuine moment where he and Ingo were nearly friends?

Melli is actually a part of the AU I think haha, we haven’t discussed this in a while but it seemed he’s one of the few people that stick around with actual Ingo while Uxie puts Irida and Akari into his mind.

Various discussions way back mentioned people that would be with Ingo so he wouldn’t be alone, which included Laventon, Rei, Zisu, and Melli.

Lady Sneasler is the only one I know for sure who would be there to help him. (And a projection of Lady Sneasler based on Ingo’s memories of her would be with Akari and Irida in the mind station!)

Really, Laventon would be there to study Uxie, and maybe Zisu would maybe be there cause she’s Ingo’s good friend. (Ingo and Zisu being great work buddies is my FAVORITE). But Melli? He got dragged there to help by Akari when she was getting the whole procedure ready and retrieving Ingo and Lady Sneasler from their highlands station. Rei was supposed to help but couldn’t last minute and she needed a replacement, so she grabbed Melli since he was close by.

The entire time he’s not sure what to do and stressing everyone out more than helping them haha, but Ingo appreciated at least he’s not leaving.

sorry I went on a tangent there haha ^^;

BUT MELLI’S MS?? ANON THAT IS SUCH A FUNNY CONCEPT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE

Melli was said to be very shy as a kid and I do feel like a part of that has always been there. But the thought of his MS trying to hide that with the gaudiest, most egotistical things while also physically hiding behind MG Adaman, telling everyone to keep his mindscape tidy is great. The guy would certainly have layers to him.

And that last paragraph is very interesting! I do wonder what Melli’s traincar would be like in Ingo’s mind station. I’m sure MG Emmet keeps him locked in the traincar because if he ever left, Remnant would 100% snatch him up haha Melli would not have the skills needed to dodge and run.

[r0-boat]

Okay, listen

I am totally behind the Emmet/Ingo/Elesa/MC. I would love to read some more.

I’ve already discussed that on discord, but Blue/Red/Leaf/MC is also just- HHHMMM

Blue being a little shit, but we still love him you know ? He’s a whore, he loves attention, yes he will be THE bottom when the four goes at it, because he’s an attention whore, and he may or may not have abandonment issues.

He’s the one who cooks (unless you know how too, in this case he’ll cook with you), he’s slightly of a maniac when it comes to keeping everything clean, and he loves watching people he loves being happy. He talks for the whole group, and he already talks enough for the whole group, but we have Leaf too so- Although he may not look like it, he’s really caring. Headache ? He knows just what pills work best. You’re afab and have your period ? Took 3 days off to take care of you, and manages to go through with your cravings. (Go ahead and find Lemon macaroons, I dare you.) He will take care of you, and the whole group, but only with physical pain because he’s own mental state is in shambles haha-

He’s loud, will demand attention, please spoil him, he’s high maintenance.

Red is the quiet. And thank Arceus because 2 chaotic people is too much to handle sometimes. He doesn’t like being the center of attention, will only ask for it behind closed doors, and he wants to be the only think you look at in these moments.This man is a switch/bottom and I don’t take constructive criticism. He’s not much into pda, in public at least, but when alone ? He’s glued to you. This man has tackled you because he felt a rush of affection, nearly cried when he woke up once and you weren’t next to him, hand holding is a must…

This man is adorable, but he gets into the weirdest messes, usually because he decides to follow Leaf for some reason…Which results in him being absolutely dirty. And Red, who stayed on top of a mountain for YEARS, without a shower, does NOT CARE about being dirty or not. And Blue chews him out a lot for it.

Red can’t cook, but he will eat pretty much anything, and is fairly dependant unless he wants cuddles out of nowhere. He’s quite low on maintenance, unless you don’t have telepathy to understand what the fuck is going on inside his head.

And Leaf, oh leaf…W h y

Leaf is chaos. Leaf will come in bursting through your door, grab your hand, and drag you somewhere while screaming at the top of her lungs she found a skeleton and wants to revive it. You’ll see that Leaf and bursting through doors is pretty common actually, and she doesn’t care about what time is it. Did she once burst through the door while you were sleeping and literally said “I woke up a god and it’s angry, help?” And whenever this shit happens, Red is always in board, he already has his master balls ready with the determination and power of anime on his side, and it sadly transfers to her too at some point, meanwhile Blue is absolutely tired and complaining that it’s 2 in the fucking morning, AND PEOPLE SLEEP.

Leaf can’t cook, but she can clean ! Her Pokemons are terrified of her cooking skills, but at least they’re clean ! Leaf can be sweet, and is very oblivious of her poison like food she makes, so yeah..Did anyone wanted lasagna with pineapples ? Or French fries with Nutella ? Should be good right ? (If you want to live, don’t eat her food). But sometimes, 15 minutes, she will stay at the same place, and be quiet, until she thinks of something to do.

Leaf is high maintenance because your life is on the line EVERY DAY- But she’s cute and have her soft moments, so she’s a keeper ? I guess ?

TL;Dr : Blue maintains everyone stable with cleaning and cooking while being an attention whore, Red is a mess but he’s cuddly and his rare vocal moments are precious, and Leaf is the spice added to your everyday life.

-EDS anon

All of them get high as fuck and you can't deny it

I love the Kanto Trio so much!

Red tho🥺 imagine you're just sitting on the couch and Red comes up sits next to you and starts cuddling against you.

He's like a cat he only wants cuddles when he wants it although he doesn't mind when you take initiative sometimes.

Blue and leaf probably fight over you, Leaf always comes in to steal your attention While Blue being an attention whore wants all that to himself they still like each other but they just butt heads a lot. If you're at an amusement park or a zoo you have to periodically check if Leaf and Red are still behind you because they will just up and leave without telling anyone.