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Ok I've gotta ask. What the hell is "what in hell is bad?"?? I've literally never heard of it til you stated posting stuff about it, and I'm finally breaking down and asking what the fuck it is.

I am so lost y'all I swear

Ok! What in hell is bad is a 18+ otome game made by the same people who made love unholyc

Were your great great peepaw was so sexy that the demons he rizzed up also think you're sexy.

The game has unfortunate English translation, and the plot is pretty much a war against Angels after God disappeared. The Lore and plot is actually pretty interesting until they smack you over the head with horny shit

(which I mean... It's a fucking adult game)

You summon demon husbands it's a tower defense like playstyle.

The game isn't really that serious with lots of dirty jokes a lot of dialogue to make you say "wtf"

The fan base is pretty small at the moment just like in the good old days of obey me and in my personal opinion has a lot of potential.

Here's the website if you want to learn more

The game is on the app store if you want to play however it's censored.

There are other ways to get the uncensored version.

Here's some screenshots.

I really like the character designs of the demons.

The game is like still super new. And it isn't perfect It has flaws... A lot of flaws but I'm having fun so it's my little dumpster fire.

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Arlecchino x nanny reader is so based.

Small Arlecchino Headcannons

The children have their chores to do your job as a caretaker is to make sure that the children are doing their chores, make sure they are well fed with good meals, and that the orphanage is clean when she goes away.

Kind of like a nanny lol.

And the children have cling to you they know that their father cares for them deeply even when she doesn't show it. But when you give physical affection and give them a bright smile and warm meals they can't help but cling to your leg.

And to their surprise their father is no different

The children know what you do to their 'Father.'

How her eyes immediately soften when you're in the room. Whatever she was mad about before completely washing away.

Children didn't do the dishes? Have you distract father while they quickly do their chores.

You are indeed their mother. Even if Arlecchino tries to deny it, they don't know why because you are caring and gentle like a mother would.

You are not involved with the fatui, And she intends to keep it that way. She knows that you working here basically puts a target on your back. And she is willing to protect you from any threat, even if it costs her.

She'll never admit how much she loves you.

This is her first time feeling these feelings. She thinks you broke her. The little girls and boys in the orphanage giggle because their father is in love.

Alrecchino thinks it's ridiculous and that being in love is nothing but a little child's daydream.

Even though she tries to be home when you're cooking her favorite meals. When her heart fails with love when, you realize that you packed her lunch. Her mind is racing on why. She now hasn't left the orphanage. If she was hungry, she could go down and get something, but you spent time and effort to make her something.

As much as she tries to scold you to focus on her children, She can't actually punish you for going out of your way to do something nice for her. She doesn't have it in her.

She thinks she's going soft.

You decided to play a little prank, something you witnessed the melusinen doing to the Duke and the Iudex. You put a sticker on her.

Arlecchino has noticed it immediately. She can't help but smile. You're not really the sneakiest. But she'll humor you for the rest of the day, leaving the sticker on her back. The children stare at it even as she scolds them. They don't know if they should tell her.

The next day, your room is covered in stickers (She let the children have fun), and Arlecchino tells you to clean it up as a punishment.

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I feel like what this was a jab at Obey me mammon

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Quick what in hell is bad headcanons, (or small stuff I probably noticed)

Demons in that universe are very animalistic much more so than obey me. They recognize their kind by scent. I wouldn't be surprised if they recognize individuals by their scent.

That being said, demons Will probably scent you as a claim "This is mine"they probably make in human noises akin to beasts. Like growling and hissing.

Give us true demon forms

Even though demons are naturally more animalistic, they have their own definition of civil (that bar is probably very low)

Abo probably exists.

Satan=cat

Demons have a weird hierarchy going on, they probably evaluate that hierarchy based on pure strength alone though I could be wrong I'm not too far into the story. But what I've seen so far is that. As long as weaker/lesser demons know their place stronger demons will let their mates touch them.

They're not just including Western style of demons or devils that looks like their branching out with other cultures which is pretty cool not going to lie.

The Angels are absolutely definitely more depraved and sinful than demons. Probably because with no outlet for their desires, sexual or not, once God left, they just started using murder as an outlet. If we ever get to have the angels as love interests, Mc's poor hole is definitely in trouble.

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After reading Lucifers selfie prolog I think he developed an 'eye contact' kink to go along with his dyrcaphilia. Its not often someone holds his gaze. Usually its one of the kings to do it and even then its in an antagonistic context. The dragon is more open than the demons because he isnt burdened by the primal need to Look Away. As a human you fight against your nature to hold his gaze. Defying your god-given instincts just so you can look him in the eyes when you say "hello"

I think just that would get him hot and heavy. After sleeping with Lucifer once he finds himself craving the intimate vulnerability of eye contact. Also I headcanon that Lucifer is more into himself crying than his partner bc its a rare emotional release from him. Ofc its best to cry together

Aa, That's really cute; I wish I had his card! Even though I saved 2,000 rings, I still didn't get him. Once I get him, I'll study him properly and thoroughly ;)

I hope you all got them though.

Being the sin of Pride you kind of can't become that intimate with a lot of people because it is probably seen as weak.

So maybe he sees MC as one of the few people he can be that intimate toward?

But that's just a theory; a slut theory.

Edit: PS.

How the fuck does Lucifer sleep with that sharp pointy ass horn on the back of his head?

How many pillows does he replace because his fucking horn pierces through not only his pillow but his mattress?

That must be so fucking uncomfortable.

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Ew ew ew

If you were under the age of 18 and you are liking whb content. Kindly and respectfully get the fuck out.

You have obey me and twisted wonderland.

Like this game is a porn game, you have no business being there! And anypne who write or draws artwork in the community I encourage you to check your followers just in case there's some people under the age that are following you. Don't say anything to these minors just block them. They should not be interacting with the fandom.

Thank you.

-an adult

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Whb crack headcannons/things I can't explain

I can't explain this one. Just hear me out

warrior cats fans

Satan,

Naberius,

Leviathan(has the most cracked up Mary Sue character ever)

Zagen

My Little pony fans

Leviathan

Sitri (unironically ships Mordetwi)

Paimon(avid Fluttershy fan)

Belial (it's his comfort show)

Minecraft

Lucifer (got kicked out of the Christian Smp and may or may not is trying to get a Minecraft server with all the kings started)

Beelzebub (more of a Roblox person but Minecraft is all right)

Bimet is terrible at Monopoly. He is also a sore loser. But Leviathan is the king of sore losers. Do not play any game with him especially not smash. Satan has gone through many controllers many monitors and many walls. Mammon and Beel are instigators do not let them play with these two. Lucifer is just trying to play animal crossing in peace.

Mc: "smash; next question"

*in a movie theater*

Minhyeok whisper yelling: Godzilla?! That is a 50-ft lizard?! I can't take you anywhere.

The reason why they never watch movies together anymore

Demons having sex with humans is a very popular, fetish/kink in hell especially after Solomon. Demons having human kinks have rotted my brain.

The fact that dragons existed in hell is making me rattle at my cage.

Naberius is Team Jacob.

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Soo naberius is just basically a werewolf?

*fanfic typing intensifies*

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taps empty gift card against table

So werewolf!Red, huh?

∾ 【 Rouge Anon 】

Big Red Wolfie boy! Give him head pats and scratches

Werewolf!RedxGn!reader hcs

+wereMountainLion!Blue

Life on Mount silver

You live secludedly at the Foothills of Mount Silver. Not all of the mountain is covered in snow. There are beautiful fields of green where the snow melts, giving the plants water and nutrients to thrive. Fertile soil falling from the mountaintop's water eroding the ragged rock into soft, leveled soil perfect for your little cottage and the food you grow to sustain you and your Little livestock animals. You make the wheat and veggies and too delicious bread and home-cooked meals, and the leftover seeds go to your hungry chickens. Your compost bin is filled with nutritious rotting food for the worms you use as bait for to catch fish in the rivers nearby.

Discussing and screams of your chickens had an alarmed you. Abandoning your breakfast you had been cooking on the stove You rush outside your cabin. With a shovel in hand you were prepared for the last time that pesky fox will try to sneak into your chicken pen! When as you get closer do your coop you've noticed the chicken wire you place to keep the natural predators out we're torn and ripped open and your poor little sweet chickens home giant hole in it One thing was for certain. A fox did not do this. Gripping your shovel and standing your ground you sneak around to get a better look at the hole. The creature who made the damage was still there!

A big beast the size of a man perhaps even bigger black fur large ears a snout with razor knife like fangs. Has your chickens seemingly unharmed coward in the corner The beast in front of them laid motionless it's breathing shallow as it laid unconscious. It's black fur soaked in a red as it pooled onto the wooden floor it's formatted with scratches all over its body as if getting out of a huge fight.

Now, seeing as this thing was damaged and beat up. It broke into your chicken coop, yes, but it did not do any harm. You were fair but not a monster. Even so, you couldn't kill the thing even if you tried. You hated to do this, but your last resort was calling animal control or some kind of service that takes care of these kinds of giant beasts. You rush inside to grab your phone, and when you return, the beast is no more, something that puzzles you more. A half-naked man now lay where the beast was.

Confused and rightfully kind of scared, You still helped the man over your shoulders, blood staining your clothes as you carried the man into your house. Now, you were no doctor, but you knew how to do basic first aid, wrapping up his wounds and soaking the bandages in rubbing alcohol before laying him down in your bedroom; your guest room has been occupied with storage at the moment since you were not expecting a visitor. With your breakfast now ruined... You start to work making soup packed full of soft vegetables and nutrients. He woke up upon smelling the delicious dish you were making.

You didn't hear him You didn't see him when you turned around you jumped the man you helped was right there brown eyes staring down at you never realized how tall he was standing there silently. You held a bowl of soup in your hand wanting to give it to him in bed but.... "I-i found you laying in my chicken coop You were hurt but... I see your better now? I made this for you?"You held the ball of soup up to him You heard him hum as he takes it wincing in pain as he holds the bull gently in his hands He forgotes the spoon drinking it straight from the bowl He lets out a growl shaking his head. "It's hot it's, be careful" You speak softly. The Man let's add a home in return blowing on the soup before drinking again.

He was too hurt to go back to where he once was, wherever he was from, so he stayed with you for a while. He did not talk much, really at all. He only told you his name every now and then, making sounds. You've learned very quickly to know what he meant. You've learned that the giant beast you saw in your chicken coop was him when you finally cleared out to the guest room for him to use somehow; when you woke up, you noticed a giant beast wrapping its arms around you, holding you close. When Red tried to call you down as you were yelling and freaking out, he changed into his human form... Realizing that Werecreatures are real was a hard pill to swallow.

Even when you said goodbye to him, Red was a frequent visitor. You don't even know how to get in. You don't remember giving him a key. You would come back from hiking or guarding in your backyard to see a giant wolf sprawled on your carpet, his tail swishing from side to side beside your fireplace, cold to the touch, and his fur dotted with snow.

Red wasn't very affectionate. He would always be in the same room very close to you, but physical affection was foreign to him. All he would do was lean against you or touch you in some way, and that was enough for him. But you did notice that even when his face would stay blank, his tail would make slight movements. He was a dog, after all, less of a wolf and more of a golden retriever, even with his scary face. And Red happily lets you play with his ears, tail, and fur.

Red came over a lot, It was nice to have a visitor. And red light that he could sleep in an actual bed instead of wherever he could find on Mount silver. Every time he would come over unannounced or announced by a knock on the door It was almost as if you read his mind having extra dinner prepared or the guest room prepared for his stay. And when he would come over with cuts and scratches from tussling with a big animal you would be there to patch his wounds.

It was obvious that Red was protective over you Even when you're out hiking around Mount silver or trying to find natural herbs spices Red watched you from afar. But he didn't notice that other eyes were on you a mountain lion it's claws gripping The Rock it was hiding behind it's paws and thumbs flexing its claws aching to feel flesh around them. The big creature leaped tackling you to the ground. It's tail whipping around You were terrified too terrified to scream You only saw a blur of black and red tackling the mountain lion off you. The two of them tumbled it looked less like a fight to the death and more of play fighting. Red quickly overpowered the lion has it laid out of breath and exhausted on the ground You saw it change its shape to a more human form "so this is what you've been hiding from me?" The human panted giving red a smirk "Buddy how could ya? thought I was closer to you than that!" You flinched one the man stepped closer to you. "Names Blue. Sorry about all that, just felt like play'n. Cuz I'm a big cat and all."He seemed so nonchalant giving you a cheeky smile. "Seems like you already met Red. He don't talk a lot so he doesn't make friends easily so how the hell did he get a pretty human like you huh?" Red still in his wolf form slapped Blue across the head when he called you pretty. "What I can't call your little secret pretty?"

You are patching up blue is wounds later glaring at Red for biting him.

Now you have two giant were animals showing up on announced You didn't know taking in a man would lead to you waking up with a giant were cat pawing at you for food in the middle of the night or him on top of your roof laying in the sun. And Red inside your house laying as usual spot near the fire or in your garden watching your chickens.

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Obey me Mephistopheles nsfw ramble

Mdi smut below aaaaaa

Mephistopheles absolutely sees you forbidden fruit, more so than Lucifer.

Becoming more more unsufferable trying to keep his feelings down as much as he could refusing to even look at you.

But he's feelings shine through so brightly when you're in danger are you get hurt.

poor Mephie when he's trying to relieve himself and just couldn't his mind wanders his heart pounding his chest when he slowly picks up his laptop and searches "Human Kink"on a risque demon site.

A secret he'd take to his grave.

He's so ashamed of how much and how hard he came that night. Even though he has a demon he feels corrupted when he sees you now all he can think about his big demon hot and rigid cock ruining your small human soft hole. Part of him wants to ruin you but another part of him wants to spoil and cherish you. With loyalty like a dog too, Diavolo, Oh my God, Mephie would be under your thumb. He understands why Lucifer is so doting and helicopters around you.

Another reason to hate Lucifer I guess.

It is his dream to take the human that Lucifer loves most. Honestly all those demons really.

Mephie would spoil you like you are a god but fuck you whore and then give you aftercare that can make you melt.

He is now going to have to hide you and a search history from his father ✨

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You can take protective Grusha for my cold dead hands.

My absolute favorite head Cannon to write is that You were there for Grusha after his accident, depressed at the lowest point in his life, healing over injuries and going to physical therapy, and that's why he's so protective over you. He doesn't like how needy he is for you, but he can't help but feel the poison in his heart and overall uneasiness when he doesn't know where you are.

What if something were to happen to you?

Especially when you're with other people. Especially if it's people he doesn't know or you just met. It's not that he doesn't trust you. He trusts you with his life. It's other people that he doesn't trust.

Add a reader who is a little bit of a pushover doormat in the mix and you got a storm.

Grusha, either your boyfriend or someone who's crushing on you, being your scary dog privilege, noticing a guy practically undressing you with his eyes. And when that same guy looks up, he sees death's gaze staring into his soul. If looks could kill, that man would have an icy grave.

Grusha never asks for affection out loud even though he secretly craves it. He may seem grumpy and asking you what are you doing but he never stops you ever in fact he's so quick to ask why you stopped.

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I want death

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Asmodeus is genuinely a great lover. He's in love with himself, but he loves everyone just as much. He is very caring and emotionally mature, comforting his brothers when they emotionally cannot handle themselves, or they're breaking down.

When he sees you crying you bet he is going to do everything in his power to wipe those tears.

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Obsessed with this Joltik from Pokemon conquest

He's so angy