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[chisatowo]

Some vocaloid songs shouldn't be covered because too much is lost from a human singing it and sometimes vocaloid songs shouldn't be covered because every single damn person who tries gets the vocals fundamentally wrong

[ppnuggie]

　　　　TFP x reader

　　　『　megatron ,, starscream ,, dreadwing ,, breakdown ,, ratchet ,, wheeljack ,, gender neutral human reader 』　

　　-> gn human s/o who uses snapchat filters on the bots

　　— sfw ,, crack ,, fluff

　　— some hcs of this bc it popped into my head 😵‍💫😵‍💫

　　ratchet ::

• bro dont give two fucks about your silly little filters ,, the only time he does is when miko and your’s laughter becomes too annoying for him

• he demands to know what it is that’s so funny !! why are you laughing at him ?? hes super confused ,, frustrated ,, and angry

• not until you show the picture of him w/ a bald head does he know the cause ,, hes very angry about this ,, what made you think this was okay ??

• he just sighs and goes back to work ,, not bothering to humor the two of you anymore

• though when he catches word that you used a filter on optimus and he got saddened by it ,, you bet he’ll be on your ass about it

• prepare for long scolding session 😵‍💫😵‍💫

　　wheeljack ::

• he loves the filters ,, only when theyre not being used on him

• he’s a bad influence ,, and always convinces you and miko to use the filters on ratchet and ultra magnus ,, when you do the three of you are laughing like hyenas

• he does cover up for you two when magnus asks about the commotion ,, and hopefully he hadn’t seen the picture

• sometimes the filters work on bulkhead ,, so he asks to two of you to use some of the good ones on them ,, but being the little sly devils you are

• the said picture of wheeljack and bulkhead having hearts above their helms turns into them having broccoli heads

• ya’ll are quick to hurry and send it to raf and jack before wheeljack makes you delete it

　　megatron ::

• as a decepticon hostage ,, its easy for you to use the filters on whoever ,, an unsuspecting vehicon ,, maybe knockout ,, and very many times one starscream

• megatron does become amused at this technology ,, his race may be vastly superior and more high-tech then yours ,, but theyve never come up with something as silly as these filters

• always gives a small chuckle whenever you use one on starscream and show him ,, or like the one time you got a good picture of knockout having his face on a penguin

• never use them on him. he gets super pissy about it ,, so mad ,, you’re hanging by a thread here human ,, now delete that photo of him or its a little taste of death for you

• somehow ,, just somehow ,, the filter worked on soundwave and you were quick to show megatron of your accomplishment ,,

• he was amused by it ,, impressed even ,, but made sure you had got rid of it ,, as he didn’t want to upset his friend by this silly image

　　starscream ::

• hates the filters. theyre always used on him ,, what even are they ???

• always has the drag queen filter used on him ,, and he hates it

• always tries to convince you to do it someone else but it never works out ,, in the end ,, instead of getting a picture of some random vehicon with a broccoli head ,, its him with the broccoli head

• end this seeker abuse 💔💔 all humans are the same 😔🥀🥀

• knockout gets a good laugh out of it though 💪

　　dreadwing ::

• he’s usually too busy thinking about his past or smt to notice you using filters on him

• the only time he noticed is when the room was particularly dark and your flash was on

• immediately ,, he thought someone broke in ,, but nope <33 just you being a silly little human

• he was curious as to what the flash was for ,, and thats when you dropped the balls 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ,, he now knows about the filters

• he doesnt really see them as amusing ,, nor does he really care ,, bro dont give a fuck ,, just don’t get yourself killed over this

• there may be a few bots who don’t enjoy them ,, and if he catches you in a pickle w/ said bots ,, he may just feel willing to help you out of your situation

• use them on him if you want ,, he wont care

　　breakdown ::

• he loves them so much ,, human technology is amazing !! what other filters are there ?? will they work on him !? look ,, his face is blue now !!

• hes so humored by the filters ,, always carrying you around and letting you use filters on different bots

• the vehicons passing in the halls now have smiley faces all over their helms ,, knockout buffing himself in the medbay now has hearts above his helm

• he tries to see if theres other things you can use the filters on ,, like maybe one of knockout’s tools

• gets a bit bummed when it doesnt work ,, but you’re quick to make it up by showing a picture of broccoli head starscream