#so yea.. anyway 🧍🏽‍♀️.

[jimimn]

youtuber jiminie and his lovely audience 💖

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[saetoru]

fr my bf is the dumbest guy to exist like i just look at him and wonder what is happening up there sometimes

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Could you make headcanons abt a confident!chubby!poc!reader. Like when i search up haikyui x chubby reader all i get are hurt comfort stories about being insecure, and like everyone gets insecure but it gets to the point where people think everyone who isnt built like a coke bottle hates themselves 🙄. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE ONES MADE FOR POC!!! Cause why are they all so stereotypical?! Like just because im black doesn’t mean im sexy redds clone😭🙏🏽.

Anyways back to the main plot🤭. I was thinking like reader with a style that has y2k/mcbling aspects (lowrise jeans, crop tops, chunky jewlery, etc) and is super bubbly. And back to he chubby thing, like ok. When i read x chubby readers, its always like fat ass and a lil bit of tummy, which is fine cause some people are built like that but not a lot🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️. Like i have thighs, big boobs(pray for my spine🫡🙏🏽😭) and tummy, but I also have hipdips that dig into my butt bro. So like yea🧍🏽‍♀️. Haikyuu headcanons (you can pick the characters you think will fit🫶🏽) x confident!chubby!poc! reader

(i apologize for the yap session i have lots of opinions on this topic)

Chubby!POC!Reader x Haikyuu Headcanons

ft: literally like half the team members of all the main teams

warnings: cussing

oh pal dw about it lmfao i get what u mean!! i hope these hcs satiate ur cravings 👍

since u didn't ask for any specific characters i just came up with a few hcs that i think could apply to multiple characters lol

credits: divider .

He lowkey likes it when people look at his partner and assume he can't carry them, but then he just goes "oh yeah? lemme just-" *picks u up and puts u on his shoulder without a single hint of struggling* 👍

Ushijima, Bokuto, Kuroo, Atsumu, Sakusa, Iwaizumi (but he wouldn't say it outloud lmao).

Can't pick you up? No problem, they wanna be the ones getting picked up anyways.

Yachi, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Tendou (u cant convince me he doesnt like getting picked up)

Can't pick you up? unacceptable. They're begging your forgiveness and spending hours at the gym until they can do it. Just give them a few months.

Nishinoya, Hinata, Hoshiumi, Kageyama, Terushima, Levi.

Became an absolute pro at finding your exact foundation shade. Like, has your exact match pinned down. Could just look at a foundation color and go "yeah that's their shade". Some may think it's a bit weird, but honestly it's so helpful sometimes.

Ushijima's autistic ass, Tsukishima, Sugawara, Asahi, Yachi, Sakusa and Osamu maybe?

Gets so excited over fashion, makeup, jewelry and all that stuff. Goes shopping/thrifting with you, pays for your nails and is very enthusiastic whenever you ask for their opinion on your outfits. Also lets you give them makeovers sometimes. They will absolutely serve cunt if you ask them to.

Hinata, Nishinoya, Atsumu, Yamaguchi, Tendou, Kuroo, Bokuto, Oikawa, Yachi, maybe Levi lmao. Hot take but Ushijima would absolutely do it too.

Does encourage your passions and interest and stuff but their sense of fashion is that of a rock. If rocks wore crocs with socks. Still go shopping with u tho and they make up for their lack of advice by paying for all ur stuff. They spoil u so fricking much.

Tsukishima, Kageyama, Akaashi, Iwaizumi, Suna, Daichi, Sakusa, Ennoshita, Kenma.

Paints/writes/does photography and will make the most beautiful jaw dropping mouth watering gorgeous absolutely stunning works of art portraying you in such a beautifully realistic way. They get your colors and shapes and curves so perfectly well, it's incredible– it shows just how much attention they pay to every little detail about you, and how much they love all of it.

Daichi, Asahi, Ushijima, Osamu, Ennoshita, Sakusa, Yamaguchi, Yachi, maybe Kageyama.

[gldnstrngs]

i was thinking about how merlin is actually one of the most inconsistent shows i’ve ever seen

like, genuinely— starting from gwen liking merlin (and then suddenly not), merlin liking morgana (it was kinda implied???), and morgana liking arthur and arthur reciprocating (……..i have no words)

and the inconsistencies just??? continue??? like how morgana and arthur “liked” (shiver me timbers) each other, but in s3 it’s revealed she’s his half sibling (and they don’t ever bother to talk about their dynamic in s1)

i genuinely dont think they planned to make them siblings at first🧍🏽‍♀️if they did then… weird behavior esp bc it literally added Nothing to the plot

or what about how hunith was never brought up in season 5??? shes genuinely such an important character

or even ygraine! we deserved to know more about her, as well as arthur. WE SHOULDVE SEEN TINTAGEL.

basically, all im saying is that the show has like way too many inconsistencies, whether it’s characterization, the script etc etc and i was wondering why that was the case

aside from the fact that the exec producers probs didn’t care enough for the plot and bbc sucks, i realized that it’s because merlin should not have only been 5 seasons😭

ik the fandom talks about a s6 but i mean that from the beginning, merlin should never have ended in season 5. if anything, i think it should’ve been 8 seasons MINIMUM

like there is??? so??? much??? to work with in the legends??? and five seasons with 13 episodes each is not enough to cover all of the plots and characters that the show focused on

instead of rushing merlin and freya’s relationship into one episode, it could’ve been gradual so the audience had more time to get attached to them

we could’ve seen merlin in ealdor more

WE COULDVE HAD TINTAGEL

we would know more about ygraine and see arthur connect to her even when she’s in the afterlife

we could know more about gwen and elyan and their family😭 and their dad not having to die so early. also not making elyan come in halfway through the show without mentioning him at all

i really think the show would’ve been better of if it was at least eight seasons. theres just so much to unpack and so many different relationships to explore. plus they still try to base some things on the legend so they could even work with that😭

anyways yea this is my truth ty for listening to my ted talk!

[1lenii]

Hello! Can you do a fluff with miles 42 and a puertorican reader just relating to traditions and maybe helping Rio in the kitchen and just enjoying each other’s company?

Thank you and I love your works!

No

Miles G Morales x PR!F!Reader

* Hey lovely sorry I wasn’t abt to get to this sooner! This is such a cute request!! Hope you enjoy! Made these head cannons cause apparently I’m half assing a full story

* No warnings Js fluff…and burning-

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* you and miles met in his Spanish class, one day your teacher assigned different Spanish regions and turns out you and miles were the only two to pick puerto rico (MY PEOPLE)

* Of course you got an A+ and a long lasting relationship with it

* You guys started of a close friends, and how you met mama rio? That’s a story within itself

* You and rio met under strange circumstances

* Miles and his mom went to the supermarket and when miles goes to turn to the next isle and sees you reading a box of cake mix, surprising you while

* Mama Rio Js is around the corner watching who her son was so happy to see

* Playing it off like nothing “papi did you get— oh? Who’s this?”

* “Mami this Y/N my friend(and future gf)”

* “Ahh” Rio gives you a warm smile but thinks you look too… to be what miles has described you as(she thought you were a gringa—personal experience😭)

* “Un placer! Like Miles said I’m Y/N it’s nice to me you ma’am”

* YK MAMI RIO IS STUNNEDDD AND ECSTATIC

* “You should come over for dinner!”

* “I wouldn’t want to b a bother”

* “Nonsense call your mom and talk to her”

* “If your sure”

* “Positive”

* Miles is just watching this go down smirking to himself seeing his crush and mom get along so.. so.. well fast!

* You should know this isn’t the only dinner you’ve been invited too! A few months later you and miles are dating and literally has you over when ever you can

* You decided to stay over so yk there’s that, but when it comes to eating time you’re always there. ALWAYS.

* What can I say cooking should be a passion

* Anyways mama Rio is yk cooking and here comes Y/N “eso son pasteles?”

* “Y como tú supiste”

* “The smell” You laugh it off and wash your hands to help her

* “Tia te ago lo tostones?”

* “Hay si polfavor”

* And that’s exactly what you do

* Miles soon wakes up from his afternoon nap from the smell and sounds oil bubbling

* Remembering the last time his mom burned herself handling that

* He quickly comes to the kitchen to see Y/N at the stove and his mom chopping something up

* He’s goes to peak over Y/N shoulder,

* And your lost in the task at hand

* BAMM

* “Hay coño miles”

* We are now looking at your burned hand and the 3 tostones that have dropped

* “Omg I’m so sorry dame buscar la escoba”

* “No need miles vete y buscar lo, y tráeme like caja de medicina”

* “Mb Y/N you chilling?”

* “Yea you vibing?” You stick your tongue out at him while he retreats to the bathroom

* Mami Rio guides you to take a seat and in doing so miles comes back and Rio is patching you up

* “Terminar lo que faltan miles”

* “No”

* “No? NO? Tú no viste que le paso a tu novia”

* “Perdón mami” wincing at the ice back she had in her hand which connect with his scalp

* And yk it’s end rights there after food being served and ate down🧍🏽‍♀️

* Miles acts all tough but when ya went back to his room he kissing the bandaged of blisters saying he’s sorry and you should wake him up next time for oil handling<3

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[ovaova]

Oki I’ve never wrote on here before but this is just a thought I’ve had. Might have many typos but we’re just gonna ignore that 🤭 also nsfw and Bakugo is in his 30s so don’t come for me

Oki so imagineeeeee…

Airport Pilot Katsuki

Ik it sounds boring at first but just hear me out….

Okay so like imagine him being an airport pilot, cute uniform and all-

He looks so handsome in it too, CANT FORGET ABOUTT THE CAP OR THE WING PIN TOO

The uniform hugs him so tight too, especially in all the right places

Most def the best lookin pilot out of them all

He’s def one of those pilots who stand at the door and does that nod up thing to greet the people- 😩

(I’m bad at explaining but hopefully you get what I mean 🧍🏽‍♀️)

Anyways, he always goes with the navy blue suit with gold accessories and a black tie for his pilot outfits

NOT TO MENTION THW MATCHING EARRINGS CUSTOM CUFFS TOO

Kirishima is 100% his co-pilot, you already know

They used to be in the same class during flight school and at first, Katsuki ain’t like him- not one bit

But after being paired up enough, they got along 🤭

And omg lookkkkk, they co-pilots now 💕💕

Anyways, mans take his job VERY seriously. Wants nothing more than a smooth flight too and back or wherever the fuck he’s going- unless it has something to do with turbulence or a storm

OH YEAH- man fuckin hates turbulence…but who doesn’t?

Ofc he knows it’s unavoidable but he finds it more annoying than scary unlike Kirishima who always quakes but at the same time can you blame him??

“Goddamnit red, why are you shaking?? It’s just turbulence! You’re a pilot for fucks sake!”

“OKAY AND?“

I’m with Kiri on this one but anyways…

Yeah he takes his job really serious, he really don’t play Fr

But then there’s you 😍

You in your nice lil flight attendant outfit, aww 🥰

Yeah did I mention that you and Katsuki are dating 🧐🤨 yeah he’s your man mhm

And then you have Mina, Froppy, and Denki who are your coworker flight attendants, dream team Fr dealing with all those people

Okay but back to you and Katsuki, OUU you remeber when Janet said “anytime, anyplace” ? - Yeah that’s him 💀

AS SOON AS THAT FLIGHT LANDS AND EVERYBODY LEAVES THAT PLANE - ITS ON ❤️💀

Kirishima already knows that when Katsuki starts to take off his cap and jacket to “relax” , it’s time for him to leave asap

He’s already learned that the hard way 💀

It’s basically routine atp

Once the Passengers and yalls coworkers leave the plane, he’s already there waiting for you in the cockpit 💀

Mans is in his 30s but he will make do with whatever position he’s in

Mans really made you ride him in his seat 💀 WHERE HE CONTROLS THE PLANE????

In the aisle too 💀 he really does not care

But no it doesn’t end there, so Y’know how pilots/ attendants get a hotel so that they can get on their next plane/shift yeah?

Yea he always makes sure y’all get a hotel together whenever is possible and Jesus 💀

Man is making his time worth while while he can 💀

There is no use in leaving that hotel room either cause you’re gonna be too hurt to

But at the same time, can you blame him? I mean both of y’all sometimes aren’t able to get the same hotel together, y’all have to catch diff planes, and y’all both can end up super busy so 🤷🏽‍♀️

AND y’all gotta get up early, ya he’s trying to get all his rounds in before y’all separate again-

In the shower, on the bed, IN the bed, on the floor, against the wall, or anywhere else possible 💀

And then he will have the audacity to get room service just to fill up on energy again just for another couple of rounds 🧍🏽‍♀️

Yeah so that’s my take on Airport Pilot Katsuki 🧍🏽‍♀️❤️

[dilfl0v3rss]

so anyway pookie you may not ever hear from me again 😔 some background info: im 5'2 1/2 and my man is taller, we live together and he put up a rule that im not allowed to climb onto things unless im abt to die. dumb ik 😒 but anyway around 3pm i wanted French toast and went to make some. mind you last night he did the dishes and for some reason put the big bowl at the top of the cabinet.🧍🏽‍♀️ so when i finally found it n got my ingredients i climb onto the counter to get it 🤪 tell me why when i jumped down n turned around this nigga was behind me just standing there 💀💀when i tell you i threw that bowl n ran 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ he's currently looking for me but im hiding in his gaming room that im not allowed in so yea 😌 i may not be able to walk trmw or ever again AND i still aint get my damn French toast 😭😭😭

IM FEELING HELLA JEALOUS IM FINNA GO GET ME A MAN SO I CAN EXPERIENCE THE GOOD LIFE LIKE YALLL😩😩

[screampied]

god the danganronpa anime op is so good! anyways idc what anyone thinks but junko will always be that girl!! like yea she caused the destruction of the world with despair or whatever but it's just a hobby 🤷‍♀️

THANKKKKYYEYEWWWW 🖤🖤🖤 it rly is omg is brings back so many memories that used to be my gameeeee. watching other ppls play throughs r always so funny esp berleezy LMAO i never realized how long the franchise was 🧍🏽‍♀️

JUNKOOOOO MOTHER. the plot twists was crazy omf i wanna reply it now. ur so real 🤞🏽 junko/mukuro’s literally just a girl she did nothing wrong

[kurooandkenmasslut]

It's either Lover Boy, Lover Girl, Smithy, OR Angel now Lover Boy is a liar cuz he said he was asexual but he wanna put his balls in my mouth 😃😄😃 And his friends are annoying me and saying that Lover Boy wants to do inappropriate things to me so.. 🏃🏽‍♀️ Lover Girl is.. beautiful, stunning, lovely, pretty, caring, smart, funny, talented, gorgeous, amazing in every way, shape, and form. 😍 Although when I wave at her she don't wave back and she clearly sees me 😟 I mean she's still beautiful, stunning, lovely, pretty, caring, smart, funny, talented, gorgeous, amazing in every way, shape, and form. OH AND SHE'S A FAN OF MEL SO SHE'S A KEEPER ✨ I'm 1000% sure Smithy is straight considering the fact a girl in my class was flirting with her and she didn't like that 😔 I made her listen to Unhappy Meal by Mel and she liked it 🤧 She even smiled at me 🤧 yea she is also beautiful, stunning, lovely, pretty, caring, smart, funny, talented, gorgeous, amazing in every way, shape, and form 🙇🏽‍♀️ And we have Angel- Hold up lemme cry rq 🏃🏽‍♀️ She's such a sweetheart omg she made me cry once cuz she was being so mean (LIKE BEING FOUL ASF) But in the morning she apologized 🥺 ISTG IF YOU START HATING HER CUZ OF ME SAYING THAT I WILL ACTUALLY BLOCK YOU 🖕🏽 There's not bad to say about her other then her ANNOYING ASS VOICE but it's annoying in a good way yk like her voice replays in my head omg if I had her confidence 🙇🏽‍♀️ We played Roblox a lot 🥺🥺🥺 And her reactions to everything I did made me laugh (And my laugh is annoying asf so idk how this girl hasn't called me out yet) yea she's rly nice and the way she kicks me makes me wanna 🪑 FOLDED Ik for a fact I didn't write a 5 paragraph essay explaining who my crushes are 🧍🏽‍♀️ ANYGAYS- Holy shit that's long- (THAT'S WHAT SHE-) Anyways who should I plan my marriage with 🤧 I mean what 🤨 No but like 🥺

how r u still w lover boy i would break up w him after hearing him talking to his friends about doing inappropriate things to me

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

hey babe, can i just say

i was so excited ystd when i got the notification for the next part of lovin me and was literally parked outside of work , frantically scrolling thru all of it ONLY TO HAVE BEEN APRIL FOOLS’D

only forgiving u cause ur writing is tewww good but,,, the rollercoaster of emotions that i was experiencing was just🧍🏽‍♀️

ANYWAYS IM SO V EXCITED FOR PT5 CAUSE I SAW THAT LIL SNIPPET U POSTED TO SOMEONES ASK AND YEA

-🚌

HAHA IM SO SORRY FOR THE EMOTIONAL TURMOIL THE NEXT NOTIFICATION FOR A PART WILL NOT BE A PRANK 🫶

I’m grateful to be forgived 🙇‍♀️

DW THE NEXT PART WILL BE WORTH THE WAIT I THINK

[euphor1a]

Hey Aleyna! Sorry that you've been going through a rough time lately :,(. I'm glad to see you get nice messages by people and responding to them. I also liked seeing which idols from the groups you stan and who'd you'd date so... I decided to make my own 😅

BTS: The man, the myth the legend... Jeon Jungkook. If you couldn't tell already, I'm whipped for him. I think out of all the members, I think Yoongi and I would probably get along the best, since we have similar personalities and interests.

TXT: Mr. Choi Soobin is definitely husband material I swear. The dimples, the smile, the vibe... magnificent

SVT: I've only gotten into them about a month ago, but Joshua has my heart and soul. A church boy, a momma's boy, every parents' dream son-in-law. Mingyu tho... this man could break me in half and I would thank him. He can cook, he can play sports, he's also a bit clumsy, so that's cute.

ATZ: SAN! SAN! SAN! If you couldn't guess already.... San!

SKZ: Minho for sure. He's got the sarcasm to keep up with me

Asjdhjdhj ‘m afraid that it’s always rocky in aleyna-land 🥴, but thank you!! 🥺 It feels really nice to receive kind and sweet messages hehe 🥰 (stating the obvious but ahem—)

Oof omg 😭 I forgot that I did such a thing, but then again, I’m replying after a long time so let’s not be too surprised 😔 (I’m really sorry! I think I will never get better at this hdgjsdh 😭😭)

BUT YOU MADE YOUR OWN LIST TOO YAY I’M HERE FOR IT 🤩🙌🏼🎉!!!!!

Jungkook... yea I’m not surprised at all 😆; and Yoongi!! Wow that’s interesting :00 there’s no one in BTS who matches my personality to the extent it’s worth mentioning T-T, but you go girl!

No cause I think we, as a society, need to address the fact how HUBBY MATERIAL Choi Soobin is 😔??? YOUR POINTS EXACTLY 💯💯!! HE’S SOOOOOOO ☹️

“Every parents’ dream son-in-law” NOOOOO WHY IS THIS SUCH A JOSHUA THING 😭😭! I see you and I feel you :( and Mingyu? God. Same. He has no BUSINESS being so boyf, like stop, I’ll die single at this rate 😫😫

Oh no not the devil himself... good luck with Choi San🧍🏽‍♀️. That’s all I’m gonna say. Listen he bias-wrecks me every damn comeback IM TIRED OF SUFFERING FOR HIM LET ME LIVE

Aaaa Minho 🤧, yes I understand 😽; idk about anyone else but I adore the tsundere in him </3! Your reason tho 😭💀, yes sure he can keep up... maybe a bit more than just keeping up actually but anyway—

Thank you for sending in omg! I’m sorry for replying after ages 🥲, but it was fun (... pretty embarrassing actually) to revisit my own list and answering this :D!! I hope you’re doing well these days Syria 🥰

[festive]

— [10:25pm]

trying out pred/prey play with itto.

— cw: afab!reader, vaginal sex, pred/prey play, size difference, idk dom!itto, cnc, OH YEA MONSTERFUCKING!!, cervix fucking, outdoor sex, slight nipple play, oral(Fem!recieving), y’all fucking in Chinju forest, naaaasty. 😮‍💨

— a/n: I wanted to try out writing different kinks but uhhhhhhhhh, I got distracted. 🧍🏽‍♀️ anyways! None of you can tell me itto isn’t the type to just talk about nothing after sex.

— tagging: @ambrodias @ceeriusly-dumb

Your nerves felt like they were on fire, as you rush yourself through Chinju forest. Only going as fast as your legs would allow you, not even bothering to stop and acknowledge the numerous tanuki you’ve run across. Fear was apparent on your face, while your body trembled with anxiety.

It was so late, and dark outside. You’re thankful for all the fluorescent mushrooms, if it weren’t for them you’re sure you would’ve ended up either at the bottom of a cliff or drowning in the river.

You allow yourself to rest up against an unoccupied stump, far away from all the hilichurls and fatui mages. Finally, you’re able to catch your breath, calming your nerves slightly in the process. At least you can breathe now, it no longer feels like you’re being suffocated. That is, until, you hear a loud howl - loud enough to cause the trees in the forest to shake, making you jolt up from your spot and start running once more.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!” You curse out, trying your hardest to keep your balance, your hearts racing at an unbearable pace - any harder and it’ll feel like your chest will explode. The heavy footsteps you were so desperately trying to get away from, sounded like they were getting closer and closer. You could even hear the sounds of twigs and branches being trodden over and broken.

You’re so focused on the sounds around you, you’re not even paying attention to the path in front of you. It’s no surprise when you’re stumbling over yourself and landing face-first into the dirty ground with your skirt flipped up - leaving your panty-clad bottom exposed to the cool night air. You’re frozen in fear as a tall shadow looms over you.

“Well, well, well. I finally caught you.” A proud voice says you don’t even have to look back to tell who it was.

Hunching down next to you - he glances over your body with a carnal desire. Licking his lips at how your body is laid out for him, Itto wraps himself around your much smaller form. He’s so close you can feel his warm breath fan against your neck, causing goosebumps to form on your skin as his fangs slightly graze against your flesh. Him being this close sends a wave of excitement washing through your body all the way down into your more intimate areas.

“I can have my reward now, pretty girl? Since I played your little game with you, right?” He mumbles, leaving kisses against you. One of his hands slips underneath your shirt, to fondle your plump breasts. Using his nails to carefully tweak and pinch your nipples, trying his hardest not to accidentally cut you. While his other hand dives in between your thighs, to rub at your covered pussy.

You don’t even answer him, instead, the only things that leave your mouth are choked sobs, broken words, and shameless moans. Your legs tremble slightly as you try to close them, your actions don’t go unnoticed though. Itto removed his hand from your chest and places it on the back of your thighs to pry them back open before he slides your panties down and out of the way.

He dives his face into your aching cunt, devouring you whole like a beast that’s finally caught its prey. The lewd sounds of slurping and squelching resonated throughout the forest. Mixed in with your whimpers and moans as he fucks into you shamelessly with his forked tongue that manages to hit and rub against your sweetest spots, while he uses his thumb to rub lazy circles against your clit.

You scream out in pure euphoric bliss as your climax hits you hard, like a wave of pleasure washing over you - not even caring who hears you. That orgasm was enough to leave you exhausted as your body gives out underneath you - luckily for you, Itto manages to catch you just in time. Supporting your hips up with one of his strong arms, while the other positions his thick cockhead with your drooling pussy. He’s able to slide himself in, letting out a low hiss as he completely bottoms out.

Itto wastes no time in getting started, slamming into you at a ravenous pace. His heavy balls slapping against your ass in the process. He’s so thick, stretching you out oh so deliciously. Your mind is all fuzzy and the only thing you can think about is his fat cock and how it’s doing an amazing job at rearranging your guts. He has you seeing stars when his tip starts hitting against your poor little cervix over and over, surely bruising it.

Itto can feel your warm walls spasm around him as he rips yet another orgasm from you. His cock twitches and throbs inside you, indicating that he’s close as well. With one final thrust, he’s drenching your insides in his thick, sticky seed. Pulling out his softening shaft, he can’t help but watch in amazement as his cum oozes out between your folds. Letting out a deep breath he didn’t even realize he was holding, he rolls himself off of you - allowing both of you to lay on the ground and enjoy the starry night sky.

You manage to steady your breathing as you turn to him and let out a small thank you for indulging you in your perverse fantasies. Your lover shoots you a toothy grin before saying that it was his pleasure. You both make no effort to move, simply basking in each other’s presence as the one and oni, Arataki Itto continues to make small talk.

[moniheartsluffy]

- [ ] baji keisuke scribbles😗 ft. matsuno chifuyu

a/n: hello everyone!! i’ve been gone for a hot minute🧍🏽‍♀️ so please take this as an apology🙂. i was going to make this angst but i hate angst and i didn’t want to cry.

warnings: there shouldn’t be any unless you’ve never watched TR…

⚠︎︎ so we all know how kei is all like “fuck school” “this some bullshit” “who tf even thought of this shit” (same🥲) but he tries for his mom

⚠︎︎ this bitch be sleep in EVERY SINGLE CLASS😐

⚠︎︎ y’all remember that one backstory ep. of when he met fuyu. imagine yourself in that scene right. here’s how i would imagine it. btw: you already know baji and y’all live in the same neighborhood

⚠︎︎ so while fuyu is helping baji write that letter you walk in…

⚠︎ “hey, let’s stop by the store before we head home, kay?”

⚠︎︎ you look up from your phone to see these two mfs staring back at you. like duh you know you fine asf😩💕

⚠︎ “kei….why the hell do you have on yo mama glasses..?🤨”

⚠︎︎ idk why but i feel like he would have contacts💀 so he wouldn’t have to wear the glasses😭

⚠︎︎ “stfu. moms gotta get me sum more contacts😕”

⚠︎︎ “betta call 1-800- CONTACTS” hfkdgsks you’re too busy laughing and running from baji that you forgot to notice chifuyu🥲 poor boy

⚠︎︎ after like 3 minutes you finally notice fuyu

⚠︎︎ “ayo, aren’t you that matsuno boy?”

⚠︎︎ “yea”

⚠︎︎ “whatchu doin hangin round this mf? i coulda sworn you had yo own lil posse.”

⚠︎︎ “ig you could call it that. i stopped by cause i heard it was a delinquent that got held back in this room but it was just this guy.”

⚠︎︎ you and baji lock eyes and you can feel yourself about to burst into laughter. now to be clear you weren’t laughing bc baji got held back, you were laughing bc of the strained smile on his face as he tried to keep up the “good boy” façade.

⚠︎︎ “mmhmm… anyways, we gotta get goin unless you wanna come to the store with us?”

⚠︎︎ “nah. thanks for the offer tho.”

⚠︎︎ timeskipp to when chifuyu was getting beat up(or whatever happened) and baji popped up outta thin air also dragging you along with him. you leaned on the wall that rested a few inches away from your back as you watched baji do his thing😭

⚠︎︎ “i told you. it’s barely been a week and you already gave up.”

⚠︎︎ “shut up. told you being a good boy ain’t fa me.”

⚠︎︎ “i hate you.”

⚠︎︎ “no. you love me, now let’s go cause i’m hungry.”

⚠︎︎ “bring ya ass mohawk.”

⚠︎︎ then the end where y’all get back to baji’s and you grab a snack and he’s mad cause he ate all of the noodles. (ahhh you mad💀)

a/n: so this is where i was going to put angst but i think i have another idea for that👯‍♀️ any who, i hope you all enjoyed this and don’t forget to drink water and eat something today!!!

[kurooandkenmasslut]

-Continuing on 🤧 My f❀cking- 🏃🏽‍♀️ Okay so skipping a lil here and uhhhh his friend and him were talkin' and shi cuz why not and he said "we're married" 😃😄😃 "I just don't have a ring yet"👩🏽‍🦽 EXCUSE ME???? We were married 🥺✨ Ummm.. yea okay 🤭 Then his friend says "Then why isn't she pregnant yet" 😃😄😃 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ I can't. WHAT. B❀TCH I REGRET BECOMING THIS NIGGAS GF BRO ACTUALLY I MEAN WIFE 🧍🏽‍♀️ Shi- So I'm just sitting here like 🧍🏽‍♀️ tf- and he is also in shock but then responds with "we didn't talk about that yet" 😃 Tomorrow when I see his ass I'mma break up with him and marry his GOD DAMN ROLEPLAY MOM CUZ AINT NO F❀CKING WAY MY BRO anyways I left after that cuz those niggas tripping ong and it's gonna affect him more cuz he's gonna tell his friends and 🤭🤭🤭 Drama will happen 🥺🥺🥺 AND YK I LOVE SOME SPICY TEA HEHEHEH but his friends finna annoy me about some "Why did you break up with him" Type shi sooooo do I rly win here 🤧 And he seems immature so he might just stop being friends with me just cuz of that 😐😑😐 Anyhoe..

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