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[memer-the-miner]

okay hear me out

techzlatt going shopping and loosing techno ends with many cuddles? 🙇‍♂️

YO I GOT YOU!!!! Story below the cut, its not that long but still long enough. Sorry if there are any grammar things.

“Alright my loves, time for the most difficult job yet,” Phil huffed out as he held three pieces of paper in his hand.

Next to him Techno gave him a nervous glance, on the other side Schlatt fiddled anxiously with his sleeves.

Phil shoved a copy of the list into each of his lovers hands. Each scanned their own copy thoroughly. 

“Are you sure about this, Angel?” Techno asked, putting a hand on his husband’s shoulder. Phil sighed and nodded.

 “We will get everything on this shopping list even if it kills us,” he exclaimed, trudging forward into the supermarket, Schlatt and Techno following behind.

The three made their way into the product filled maze, the tall walls overwhelmingly full. Beside them were both humans and hybrids that tried to navigate the aisles, nabbing any shiny item that nabs their attention as they pass. Each grabbed a cart and stared in awe at the displays that surrounded them. Phil shook himself out of his stupor and turned to the other two.

“Remember boys, focus on your parts of the list. Grab what you can and meet back here in half an hour,” Phil said. Techno nodded as Schlatt gave a mock salute.

With that each set off in a different direction. Phil went to the dairy filled fridges beside the shelves covered in fruits and vegetables. Double checking the list, Phil added his list of fruits and vegetables to the cart, making sure to add extra potatoes. He even did a quick look around to see if he could find anything he knew the others would like. As the thirty minutes came to a close Phil wandered back over to the starting point where he saw Schlatt was already waiting, his cart filled with bird seed and other pet foods. 

“Find everything?” Phil asked moving closer and checking his partner’s cart.

“Yup,” Schlatt replied, popping the ‘p’. “Even found an extra large bag of bird seed for your crows.” Phil gave him an appreciative kiss on the cheek as they waited for Techno.

Standing there, seconds turned to minutes as the two realized Techno was still nowhere to be seen. 

“Should we go look for him?” Schlatt asked, leaning on his cart. Phil nodded.

“Maybe we should leave the carts here though,” The two asked the nearest employee to simply watch over their carts while they looked for their lover. The man gave a sluggish nod but Phil assured it wouldn’t take long. Schlatt led the way as Phil peaked around corners and aisles looking for the piglin. 

When they finally made it to the area Techno was supposed to be in, both saw that there wasn’t a trace of the piglin anywhere. They then began to look in the neighboring aisles to see if he had simply got distracted. However neither found the piglin, nor evidence that he had gone through. 

The two began to get more and more panicked as they looked all over the store, even going back to their meeting place to see if Techno showed up.

“Maybe we should just call him,” Schlatt supplied to Phil with a reassuring hand on his back. However, Phil could tell from how his hand shook that the ram-hybrid was just as panicked as he was.

Phil shook his head. “He doesn’t have his phone on him remember, it broke last week and we haven’t gotten a replacement yet.” The avian-hybrid looked over as Schlatt’s faux composure began to unravel. Schlatt's breath got shorter as he began to mumble the what-ifs that plagued his brain.

“Oh gods what if he got hurt, or he was kidnapped or-“ Schlatt’s ramble was cut off as an announcement came over the speakers.

“Mr. Philza Minecraft, Mr. Jebediah Schlatt, we have your child here at customer service. I repeat Mr. Philza Minecraft and Mr. Jebediah Schlatt we have a lost child requesting for you”

“We hAve A cHiLd?” Schlatt wheezed out in confusion as Phil dragged him over to the customer service desk.

The two rushed over to the desk and saw, standing awkwardly to the side, cart in hand, their lover. At their disheveled appearance, Techno gave an uncomfortable laugh. 

“I may have gotten lost,” he admitted.

A laugh burst out of Phil in relief as Schlatt reprimanded Techno for giving him a heart attack. All three of them apologized to the employees who laughed it off saying it happens more than expected. 

Phil led the way back to where they left their carts, Schlatt following closely behind, refusing to let go of Techno’s hand. When they made it back, they were shocked to find that their carts and all of their groceries had been put away. 

Schlatt called out for the employee they spoke to previously. “What happened to our things?” He asked as politely as he could. The man shrugged and turned away before Schlatt could inquire further.

Phil let out a groan, Techno giving him a pat on the back with his free hand. Schlatt let out a string of curses, and from Techno’s wince, Phil could tell that he had tightened his grip.

“Y'know what,” Phil stood up straight and turned fully to his partners. “Forget it,  we can come back another day for the rest of the groceries,” he grabbed Techno’s cart and pushed it into the nearest self checkout.

They made quick work of scanning before paying and rushing into the parking lot and piling into Schlatt’s car. The drive home was barely quiet as Schlatt grumbled about ‘needing a protocol for lost boyfriends’. Techno offered to bring in the groceries as an apology, which Phil and Schlatt accepted without hesitation.

Phil collapsed onto the couch and listened as Schlatt and Techno put away the products they managed to buy. Sitting quietly and letting his thoughts take over, his intrusive thoughts of fear and danger raised into his mind. The anxiety of almost losing Techno amplified the unspoken worries tenfold. Phil felt the couch shift as Techno sat down next to him.

The avian sat up and looked at his husband. Without sharing a word, Phil pressed his face into the piglin’s chest, hugging him tightly. Techno hugged back but adjusted his grip as Schlatt joined them. The piglin nuzzled their heads with his snout, his deep breaths calming Phil down.

The three lovers cuddled throughout the night as they silently told each other how much they loved one another.

[shanicebowrin]

Sofa Queens: Episode 5 - "Iced Capps & Sass"

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Hagrid's sofa. #wiesenpark #heinersdorf #marzahn #berlin #berlincity #berlinstagram #park #sofa #sofaqueen #streetart #streetartberlin #streetarteverywhere #graffitiart #graffiti #sitting #greysky (hier: Wiesenpark)

[woofwoofmama]

Upside down dog! #Daisy #sofaqueen #sillygirl #dogsofinstagram

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618: Sofa Queen #napkinart #dadlife #bobsburgers #sofaqueen #napkin #art #doodle #draw #dailydrawing #sharpie #lunch #lunchbox #parenting #dad #daughter

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[memer-the-miner]

Alright now if you hear me out how about schlatt having a bad day and techno and Phil calm him down with cuddles and kisses?

bruh sorry this took so long. I hope you enjoy it and if this isn't what you meant don't be afraid to correct me!!!

Story under the cut!

Schlatt woke up gently, poking his head out from under the blankets he saw the morning light peeking through the curtains. Beside him Techno snored loudly and the ram could hear the sounds of a spatula hitting the side of a pan. Schlatt pressed a kiss on the side of Techno’s head, the piglin letting out a snort in his sleep, before creeping out of the bed and heading into the kitchen. His hooves clicked against the floor, brushing up against the occasional fallen feather.

“Morning my muse,” Schlatt hugged Phil from behind, the avian giving a soft laugh as he finished the breakfast he was making. Phil moved the eggs in his pan over to a plate which held a couple slices of veggie bacon.

“Mind setting the table for us?” Phil asked turning around in Schlatt’s arms to give him a peck on the nose.

The ram-hybrid blushed as he nodded, picking up the plate and setting it at the kitchen island. He grabbed a bowl from the cabinet and set it beside the plate. He then grabbed a knife and fork alongside a spoon for Phil. Behind him his lover poured some bird seed into his bowl. 

Phil muttered a thank you as he took the spoon from Schlatt. The ram himself said a quick prayer to XD before digging into his eggs and bacon. As the two silently ate their breakfast, listening to their lover snoring from the bedroom, Schlatt knew today would be perfect.

-

Today was horrible.

So far Schlatt had gone for a walk to the store to grab some pet food for Techno and a new toolbox for Phil when it started raining. The rain hadn’t bothered him all that much beside the light fear it would get worse. However, as soon as he took a breath a car sped past, drenching his good button up in mud.

The ram suppressed a groan as he continued his journey to the shop. 

When he finally got to the store, Schlatt saw that it was packed to the brim with people. Feeling his anxiety rise, the ram had plastered a plastic smile on his face as he made his way to the pet aisle. 

As he moved down the aisles Schlatt was horrified to see that the products were not where they usually were. The ram grabbed the nearest employee.

“Excuse me, but has the layout of the store changed at all?” The ram asked, trying to suppress the anxiety rising in the back of his throat.

The employee nodded. “Yes, the store is under new management, so we are trying out a new way of organization.”

“Ah… is there any way you can direct me to the pet aisle?”

“Hmmm,” the employee hummed as they thought about it, they then shrugged in response. “Sorry I don’t know where that has been moved to, you’ll have better luck on your own.” The employee then left Schlatt in the middle of a sea of people as they went back to their station.

“XD guide me,” Schlatt joked to himself as he started in the closest aisle. 

The ram-hybrid walked around for thirty minutes before finding a remnant of pet products. He gave a silent cheer as he moved down the aisle, scanning for a specific brand that Techno used for the wolves.

Then Schlatt found it, the last bag left from the shelf.

And it was sitting in someone else’s cart.

Before he could leave Schlatt rushed up.

“Excuse me,” he huffed out, getting the other shopper’s attention. “But can I please have that bag of pet food you have?”

“What do you want it for?”

“Well my fiancé runs a wildlife sanctuary, he uses that specific brand for the wolves,” Schlatt calmly explained while eyeing the bag in the other’s cart.

The other shop thought about it for a second before turning to him. “Sure I’ll give it to you-”

“Thank you so much-”

“In exchange for your phone number.” The other shopper held out his phone for Schlatt to put his number in.

“O-oh,” Schlatt eyed the phone warily. “Uhm I don’t know if you heard what I said earlier, but I’m already spoken for.” Schlatt held up his hand so that the other could see his rings.

The man smirked, “He doesn’t have to know, besides someone as cute as you should have two boyfriends.” The man got closer to Schlatt.

Closer than he liked.

“Well good thing I already have two fiancés,” Schlatt retorted, letting the smile drop from his face. “Y’know what, I'll just get a different brand this time.”

Schlatt quickly walked away before the other could say anything, but still heard as he muttered “Fucking whore,” under his breath.

Schlatt gave a shuddering sigh and grabbed a bag of senior dog food. “This will work right?” He muttered to himself and then started to look for Phil’s toolbox.

It was easy enough to find and there were multiple sets, so he wouldn’t have to deal with any more creepy shoppers.

Right as he grabbed the toolbox, Schlatt was shoved to the ground. 

The box broke underneath him, the pieces scratching the floor.

When he turned around to see who shoved him, Schlatt’s ears were already ringing as someone yelled at him. From what he could make out from the monologue and the “Hybrids promote Beastialty '' shirt she wore, Schlatt could tell that this woman was very anti-hybrid.

Schlatt had to get up by himself as security dragged the screaming woman away. As he glared in her direction an employee appeared next to him.

“Sir, I would like to inform you that you have to pay for the broken product,” they said, gesturing to the smashed toolbox on the ground.

“What?!” Schlatt whirled around to face them. “But it wasn’t my fault that it broke!” The employee nearly shrugged in response and left Schlatt to pick up the pieces.

“Hey wait!” He called out, but the employee was already gone. Groaning the ram-hybrid picked up the pieces of the broken toolbox alongside a new one.

His head felt fuzzy, both with anger and embarrassment.

Schlatt trudged to the checkout and groaned as he stood in line, the people in front of him moving at a snail's pace.

After twenty minutes it was finally Schlatt’s turn. He paid for the dog food, the toolbox, and the broken toolbox. His card was declined over four times before he gave up and started to use cash.

Schlatt felt himself heat up as eyes fell on him.

He just wanted to get home.

As soon as he exited the store he dumped the broken tool box into a trash can and began his journey home. Much to Schlatt’s dismay it was still raining and the downpour was worse than before.

He couldn’t even call an Uber because he left his phone at home. So the ram-hybrid walked through the rain, carrying a toolbox and a bag of senior dog food. 

Of course it only took a few minutes before a car sped past drenching him in mud and dirt once more.

By the time he made it home, the rain had mostly cleaned away the mud, still his hooves were caked and his shirt was ruined.

Schlatt gave a sigh of relief as he put his hand on the door knob. When he entered the warmth of his home, he would be able to bundle up in his bed and pretend the world didn’t exist.

Sadly reality had other plans as the door didn’t budge. He tried it again, but still it was locked in place. Grumbling to himself he searched his pockets for his keys and found that they were nowhere to be seen.

That was the last straw.

Before Schlatt realized it, he was crying. He was tired, creeped out, hurt, drenched, and he was alone. 

Dropping the toolbox and dog food beside the door, Schlatt sat on his own porch as he cried.

He didn’t know how long had passed before a hand tugged on his shoulder. Schlatt didn’t bother looking up and let it guide him inside. The ram-hybrid was placed on the couch.

A second pair of hands shoved a set of dry pajamas into his hands. He changed slowly without a word, dimly hearing the sounds of cooking in the background.

He sat back down on the couch, staring down at his own hooves. Schlatt felt pathetic.

He was stupid.

He was selfish.

He was a baby.

He-

A kiss placed itself on his head. A blanket found a way around his shoulders. Phil curled into his side whispering words of encouragement under his breath. On his other side Techno held a bowl of warm soup and was lifting a spoon to the ram-hybrid’s lips.

Schlatt ate the soup, even taking the bowl out of his lover’s hands to eat it himself. Techno ran his fingers through Schlatt’s hair while the piglin nuzzled his neck. Phil held his hand as the avian continued to whisper loving words to him.

The anxiety faded away and while his eyes ached, Schlatt felt loved. 

Maybe today was alright after all.

[shanicebowrin]

Sofa Queens: Episode 4 - "Snot Rags"

[mariannradi]

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[mariannradi]

Végre ma volt kedvem és időm a két hete tervezgetett cosplay projektre , erre valaki belefekszik a közepébe és hátráltat a munkában 😀😅. Amúgy kényelmes fekhelye van a másik szobában, de mind1 ,☺️ . Just wanted to start the work on my new #cosplay project but then this happened... she has a very comfy bed mat in the other room , but if doesn’t matter ... ☺️ . . . #fogadjorokbe #fogadjörökbenevásárolj #angolagár #greyhound #greyhoundsofinstagram #sighthound #suzycica #cicakutya #kanapékirálynő #sofaqueen #cosplaygirl #hungariancosplayer #mondocon #greyhoundlife #adoptdontshop #adopteddog #dontshopadopt (at Zugló) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKZtB1EBP6E/?igshid=1uraj39h97th8