#soggy stories

[the-random-creechur]

Soggy Stories Ship

Idk I was bored (literally my excuse for anything)

Ship name came from @talkingteardrop (I think lol)

Reblogs are appreciated! :D

[woodrocko]

@talkingteardrop ^^

there’s context that i’m not revealing :)

[l1ghtbulb]

Soggy stories

Storytime!

@talkingteardrop

[holyviolence]

(RE)WATCHED IN 2023: —Why are you killing everybody? Why are you making everybody die? —It's my story. —Mine too.

THE FALL (2006) DIR. TARSEM SINGH

[elderwisp]

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Dan: Atlas, you’re a smart guy. 

Atlas: … I am?

Dan: But sometimes, your timing is the absolute worst. 

Atlas: Is this about the trick from earlier? Because I know- Ohhh you meant in regards to this. 

Dan: I just think there are a lot of moving pieces and I think things need to settle before anything happens. Maybe an apology would help?

Atlas: I could do that but she looked so pissed. She probably wants nothing to do with me. I just- GOD why did I mess everything up?

Dan: I think the idea of something good sounded enticing. Taryn is such a kind person. She’s always been like that even as kids. 

Atlas: And I’m not. 

Dan: I didn’t say that. 

Atlas: But I’m not a good person. I hardly like myself, I can barely deal with my emotions. Like how could I honestly give myself to someone as perfect as that? It’s like dropping off a soggy, useless box and saying yeah, good enough. 

Dan: Now you’re just being mean to yourself. Look, you’ve had a rough couple of years between your dad, the issues in high school and Rowan. Give yourself some breathing room. 

Atlas: I- Can we not talk about him?

Dan: My bad.

Atlas: It’s alright.

Dan: What I’m trying to say is, take some time for yourself first and foremost. Maybe things will sort itself out in the future. 

Atlas: That would be cool.

Dan: Other than that, are you doing okay, really?

Atlas: Mm… Yeah! Yeah, I’m good. 

Dan: Atlas, are you being honest with me?

Atlas: Dan, I’d never lie to you. Swear. I’ve been preoccupied with work, that’s all. Speaking of which, I might invite my parents to the arts festival.

Dan: You sure you wanna do that?

Atlas: I feel like it would show Toni what I can do. 

Dan: If things go to shit, do I have permission to kick him out?

Atlas: [ chuckles ] Sure, Dan. 

Dan: I’ve been working on my right hook, wanna see.

Atlas: [ smack! ] Not bad, not bad.

[battyblabberz]

THEY DID MY BABYGIRL SO DIRTY NAAAHHH THEY CAN'T DO THIS

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

What the fuck is wrong with the executives behind streaming services and why do they hate cartoons. Do they have some bull shit excuse for the garbage they pull? Did cartoons kill their grandma!? WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM???

[phoenixcatch7]

We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.

He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.

And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.

And then he gets reborn a human.

He is, as the kids say, big mad.

How by Primus do they do anything??

[talkingteardrop]

new rarepair ship kid!!

her name is whiteout, she/they/it, Soggy stories ship kid

[smalltimidbean]

Hey, I had a question, can cheeseslimes swim in water?

What an interesting question

My personal headcanon, I think cheeseslimes would be pretty buoyant and float in water, so they could like doggy-paddle if needed!

But I also imagine they can't be in water for too long, or they'll begin to separate and eventually dissolve, leaving mostly just an oily puddle

I think most would just avoid water entirely for that reason, and bc they get a little extra gloopy when wet

[l1ghtbulb]

soggy stories art plspls

sogby spories! Sorry I took a while to answer, I was busy and wasn't doing good! Also it's raining rn, so book shall be rained on!

Reblogs are appreciated :>

[benkeibear]

I'm such a sensitive baby today, everything makes me cry. What's even going on 🥹

[baeshijima]

2.1 spoilers utc :

and what if i cried

AND THEN AVENTURINE RESPONDING WITH "of course you can. you will grow up to be better and stronger than me." AS IF THAT ISNT CRAZY LIKE HELLO WHAT IF I JUST CRY A RIVER WHAT THEN

[sweetmage]

He just looks so pathetic sometimes... 🥺

[b0nelessdoodles]

more unfinished cookie drawings from the year this time featuring odyssey squad and drama and also romance ‘cause i cannot be stopped

[lionbearfox]

inktober 8: witness my pathfinder party! i've had only these weirdos for a monthish but if anything happened to them i would. be really excited about it actually. anyways, love them! my new favorite group of guys :)