#someone euthanize me

[antarue]

New Year - new me mental illness attempt to draw

[bakubunny]

I'm gonna need your Bakugo and Kirishima canons pls? ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

there’s a reason these two are some of my faves bc my hcs match my preferences.

bkg and kiri are the Big Boys of the group (along with 2 other unmentioned faves, 🫣 but I’ll get to that when I answer @neon-gothicc next). neither of them are so big that it’s not believable if they were to tell you how big they are straight up, but definitely big enough that they’ve gotten turned down by partners more than once and have had their fair share of painful, teeth riddled blowjobs.

bakugo

size is a little shy of 8” long & 6” girth.

long and straight. cut but his head isn’t overly large. some veins but not like crazy. breeder balls.

probs not getting that sucker down your throat unless you have an exceptionally big mouth or he’s not fully hard. he’ll let you try as much as you want if you’re decent at giving head tho.

cute blond bush but keeps it trimmed, esp. his balls bc no one wants to eat hair.

porn star dick.

kirishima

size is 7” long and 7” girth. he’s a big boy. beer can dickkk i’m tellin you.

“size queen destroyer” kiri def has another 1-2” in length, i’ll be honest. bc when you’re used to 7-9” long, it doesn’t sound that bad until you see how fucking thick he is and cower.

no way you’re deep throating that fucker & good luck getting most of him in your mouth. giving head is more like having his head/upper shaft in your mouth while giving a handjob. but he thinks it’s so cute when you drool on him and try that he’ll teach you whatever it takes to make it work for you.

uncut (probs, i can never decide), also straight, breeder balls but he’s got low hangers 🫣

keeps trimmed bc if he’s going to be shoving your face at his dick he’s gonna be a little nice about it.

kiri’s huge on foreplay… because it’s necessary for most partners if he wants a chance to fuck them at all.

[emimii]

oopsy daisy tuggoffelees rot my bad guys

[puppistarwonder]

part two as to why them having gay sex wouldn't be as gay than whatever the hell they got going on right here.

but no, shit right here reminds me why rather queerplatonically or romantically, they work.

they are best friends, the only friends the other has at times. even by the end of the series, despite all the shit that they've been through, all the ups and downs that drag into hell at times, they stay together. they are cohesive in some of the worst ways possible. they're toxic and codependent, they hate and love each other. and when house makes the decision to fake his death to be alongside wilson in his final days instead of working grueling hours at the hospital as the love of his life, his best friend dies, you are brought back to wedding vows.

"until death do we part"

because even when wilson finally passes away, house will still be there. constant, unmoving, until he, too, finally starts to wither away, an abandoned house.

i hate them for life < 3

(edit: change of wording in the first paragraph

original wording: part two as to why them having gay sex WOULD be gayer than whatever the hell they got going on.)

[nemertean]

valencock things that keep rotating in my mind

Hancock carefully and thoroughly scrubbing the rust from Nick's joints whenever he gets water logged. Nick can do it himself, but Hancock is stubborn.

Hancock being so so touchy, hands on Nick's coat, hands on metal, hands on wires...

Speaking of wires, I think they are sensitive. And since synths do not have genetalia...

Nick has taken so much time and effort to know and understand Hancock. Its how he loves. He knows him, body and mind, like the back of his hand.

Hancock loves hard. He gets overwhelmed by it sometimes. He leans into Nick and breathes in the metallic scent and feels his whole body swell with love. He whines out a dramatic "I love youuu". Nick just smiles, raises a brow and kisses Hancock's forehead. "I love you too."

[littlelord]

tropes where person B is in love with person A and person B happens to be the only one who could fulfill everything person A needs and wants but person A doesn’t choose them anyway ohhhh i’m sick

[bonesybonez]

According to Tunebat.com, Lost in the cosmos has a 48% danceability.

Therefore, you can throw it back sadly to the drumbot brian death song

[sandraohdamn]

Saanvi pregnant!! (REAL not fake)

[bxleeding-bxunni]

This is me formally begging someone to write a Fic with Madame Kaji using “Good Luck, Babe!” By Chappell Roan. Also “Red Wine Supernova”. And actually while we’re at it, someone make Akemi and Mizu versions too. Pretty pretty pretty please with little cherries and bows and sprinkles on it.

I am begging on my knees, I need to crush up this idea and snort it, I’m going so fucking crazy rn.

Send help !!!

[justnoodlefishthings]

the good news is it's not COVID the bad news is I feel like my bones are about to explode

[emimii]

deuteronomy family

[cortlandkaard]

do i seem like a good faggot

as a gay or a bundle of sticks used for fuel either is fine

as a gay: yeah, probably. i mean, you're a good little guy, and you seem pretty lgbt.

as a bundle of sticks used for fuel: absolutely not. the vessel your conscience currently inhabits is about 70% water by volume; burning you would be an awful fuel source. plus, with all the hair you presumably have on said vessel, the fire would smell awful.

good thing you sent me of all people this ask. i'm a professional on all things faggotry

[loverboy-havocboy]

gay people in my phone i am so embarrassed

the dog creatures the corrie guard uses are called massiffs but this whole time i thought they were called mastiffs

i called them mastiffs through a whole fic 😭