#sorry for the jason spam

[we-were-meant-to-be-one]

Giggling, twirling my hair, and kicking my feet over a terrible and immoral fictional man who would kill me <3

[scrambledd3ggss]

Oh this isn’t funny. At the beginning of the ship of the dead, Percy mentions Jason to Magnus and Alex. He thought Jason was still alive then. And at the end of the book, Annabeth calls Magnus and it’s around when she and Percy found out that he died.

oh I’m gonna sob

[sasquatch-turtleneck]

Something that bothers me about the Veronica Mars movie is... Why does Veronica have such a non-candid contact picture for Logan😭? Like, that's one of the promo pictures taken of Logan for season 1 or 2😭😭

[saturnsickle]

Jason!!

[seoafin]

no idea what you’re looking for in a pjo fic but “Be Sure to Tip Your Waiter (For He's On His Last Dime)” by inkncoffee is a fic of all time to me. i can send u some recs if you give me an idea of what you like :) kisses!!

I READ THAT ONE I love some OOC the olympians (Poseidon) attempt to be good parents fics. guys I'm not joking when I say I spent the last 3 days in bed reading pjo ff I have like 5 different tabs open all with different pairings sorted from most kudos and I'm on like page 20 it's so bad 😭

[starscelly]

robo playing fnaf, unconcerned

sea@dal 5.15.23 | round 2

[queerpanikkar]

going through something terrible (just opened the lost hero again)

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

MAN i just had such mood whiplash getting ike

like yay ike

but then he opened his mouth and It Just Doesn’t Sound Right

i guess this will be my first Come Back Jason woe of the year 😂

update: the more he talks he weirder it sounds AAAAAA im not getting used to it guys help 😂

[jasonsthunderthighs]

will I president of these united states,?

[we-were-meant-to-be-one]

Oddly specific Heathers headcanons!

These just kind of popped into my brain, so I compiled them! They include the Heathers, Ronnie, and J.D.! Enjoy!

Ronnie:

Defo built little mud and stick houses for bugs as a kid.

Owns probably 17 tubes of chapstick because she keeps losing them.

Ex-horse-girl

Had an egyptology phase in 6th grade.

Sharpens her candy canes when she eats them.

Loves those peach gummies.

Hated baths as a kid. The water was either way too hot or way too cold for her. No matter how much it was adjusted.

Basically lives in sweatshirts and sweatpants at home. She likes tank tops in summer. She steals them from J.D. He is not happy about it.

J.D.:

Constantly cracking his bones. Not an intimidation thing, he’s just like that.

Can’t keep the same pencil for more than 3 days. He loses them. Yes he has many deep pockets in his coat. No they don’t have holes. He just doesn’t know where the pencils go.

One of those people who lights his marshmallows on fire until they’re black when making s’mores. Except he will chase people around with the flaming marshmallow.

Doesn’t bite his nails, but he bites his cuticles.

Also sharpens his candy canes when he eats them. He has candy cane sword fights with Ronnie during Christmas.

Only likes the cheap drugstore chocolate. He can’t stand any of the high-end stuff.

He does his own eyebrows. He’s really intense about it. He will pluck and wax them. His favorite part of his face are his brows. Am I saying this solely because I think he has hot eyebrows? Maybe. Shhhhh.

Chandler:

HATES IHOP.

Also an ex-horse-girl.

HATED pink as a kid, but came to terms with it and now loves it.

Kissed her best friend in kindergarten because “that’s what friends do!” It was a sign.

Has a 29,848-step skincare and haircare and nailcare and teethcare and bodycare and eyelashcare routine.

HATES relish.

Only chews pink bubblegum. No other flavors. No other colors.

Has like 5,000,001 pairs of shoes. In fact, she has a whole separate closet for them.

“I’m not gay. I just think women are really really pretty. Wouldn’t it be funny if I kissed a Ronnie? I’m not gay.”

McNamara:

Also also an ex-horse-girl.

Had a pet rat, pet praying mantis, pet tarantula, and pet snake.

Hates plain water.

Prefers butterscotch over cinnamon (iykyk).

She spends ages on her hair, just for it to explode during rain and humidity. She hates bad weather due to this.

Would definitely win Wheel of Fortune.

LOVES mustard. It’s yellow and she thinks it’s tasty.

Duke:

Actually, all of the Heathers were ex-horse-girls.

Chewed on pencil erasers as a kid. Also had those pencil eraser caps.

LOVES glitter gel pens and pretty notes. Y’know those TikToks of people making pretty colorful notes and it pans and the title is “𝐵𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓁 𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇” or something? That’s Duke.

Has tons of fake plants. She may like green, but by God she does not have a green thumb.

“Pspspppsspspspsps”’s at every cat she sees.

Thinks she is amazing at baking. She is not. Everyone encourages her. The cycle continues.

[the-gods-dam-snack-bar]

If J.Ds playing clue, he's always the murderer-

[cupofangst]

More of my dumb TIAAB bullshit, which involves Salim being a bit of a troll

The morning after they all share a bed for the first time, Salim gets up early and leaves Jason and Dar to sleep in, coming back some time later to see that they’ve moved towards the center of the bed (Salim slept in the center), and are now much closer. They aren’t cuddling, but Salim can see they’ve moved their hands closer together and Jason has his pinky hooked with Dar’s.

So of course, the first thing Salim does is find Zain’s old Polaroid camera and takes a snapshot of the scene. Only he doesn’t tell them about it. Instead, he sticks the photo on the fridge and doesn’t say a damn thing. He just waits to see how long it takes one of them to notice it. A full two days go by and he’s starting to wonder if they’re ever going to see it. Then in the middle of folding laundry, he hears it:

“SALIM!!!”

Salim: *smiling as he folds another towel* Ah, so Jason noticed first. I wonder if he’ll tell-

Dar: HE DID WHAT?!

Salim: Yep.

[slashpaws]

oh fuck, you guys. new hyperfixation alert.

so uhhhhh have you guys ever heard of 'house of ashes' orrr

[jasonsmirrorball]

rahhh i don’t wanna go to class