#sorry im unreasonably salty about this

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I'm doing a week long training for camp soon, and this morning I got an email for how to prepare, and it's written in this fucking font

I can't read this shit. I respect you wanting to be fun, but please, write it in normal text for those of us that are blind

[my-only-angelle]

Papa Pimentel

@babyyynatty

“babe, should we get a manual pump or an electric?- you know what, we’ll just get both.” Joel says to himself in the middle of the aisle as you mindlessly looked at all the many baby products perfectly placed on the shelves in front of you.

“didn’t your Tia already give us one?”

“yeah, but look this one has Bluetooth look.” he rationalizes as he moves the demo closer to your face as if Bluetooth is a make or break deal for you.

“ok Joel, I cans see your point.” you laugh at your husband and his ridiculous rationalizations on what products are best.

Today had been one of your better, and more energized days since you had been showing major pregnancy symptoms and you decided today was a good day to get the few things that y’all had not already been given at your baby shower. today was also one of the rare days where Joel was finally free from any interviews or studio sessions with the guys and one of the few days where you didn’t have to entertain all five guys in your already crowded home. and you don’t want it to get misconstrued, you loved all the guys and they were a great help from the very beginning of the pregnancy... minus the few arguments and mini competitions of ‘who is going to be the best uncle’ and ‘who are you going to choose to be the godparents of your child’. But both you and Joel needed a break from all the ‘excitement’ going on in your lives, you both needed a day just to be normal expecting parents.

weeks ago you two had gotten into a heated argument over Joel buying a ridiculously expensive crib and a baby monitor that you deemed unnecessary and he felt that you were being unreasonable- it wasn’t long before the both of you broke down in your baby’s half-finished room- you in emotional overload and him in an overwhelming panic- he held you in his arms as you let every tear and worry out. you let him know that you were panicking that it was too expensive and why would he get something like that when your baby would most likely grow out of it in a few years. After you had calmed down enough to even your breath you could hear small sniffles coming from Joel's lips, you looked up to see him trying to hide his own emotions from you. This is when he told you all the fears and worries that he had about having this baby, and it wasn’t that he didn't want to have a child with you because he was beyond ecstatic when he found out you were expecting- He was worried that you would have to raise his child on your own while he had to go away for work and tour around the world; he was terrified that he would miss every important moment of your child’s life because of his job and that when he came back home his own child wouldn’t know who he was.

Joel had already gone through every up and down with a long distance relationship when the two of you were dating and that nearly tore him apart, how was he going to be able to do it again when he had this precious new life waiting for him back home? that was his biggest fear. That was when he told you that if he couldn’t be there all the time or during the first few months of your child's life, the least he could do was give the baby the best of everything and make sure that you would have everything you would need in his temporary absence. after that night, you had made a silent agreement to yourself that you wouldn’t deny Joel any chance to take care of his baby.

Now here you both were, not even an hour into your shopping trip and you were already two baskets full. Joel had gone way overboard about what he thought you two would need when the baby came and he had successfully managed to fill an entire cart just with baby clothes and accessories.

“BABE LOOK AT THIS! IS A BABY FUTBOL JERSEY! im getting three..” he told you as he came across a three-piece set that had a tiny futbol on the front- needless to say, he got 3 of them in different sizes because ‘s/he can grow into them and I can see it when I get home babe.’ you couldn’t help the small butterflies filling your stomach as you saw how excited he got over such a small thing, but his smile always had this effect on you.

joel had also picked up 2 different milk pumps and had told you-

“I read really good things about these two but I don’t know which one is better so we’re getting both. you can have one for home and one for when you go out.” he tried to reason.

And filling his cart he had multiple boxes of diapers, wipes, creams, and baby bottles- and unfortunately for you.. he had picked up every healthy item that he had read was supposed to help with pregnancy symptoms and things that were supposed to help the baby be strong and healthy. In your mind, you had thought it was enough that he had basically become your personal nutritionist during the last 6 months of your pregnancy, but Joel had other plans and was determined to keep all the unhealthy junk food away from you and your growing bean. You had managed to blackmail Christopher into sneaking you McDonalds every now and again without Joel knowing.... and all you had to promise him was that he could be the sole godfather to the baby. obviously, an easier choice to make when you were having insatiable cravings in the middle of the day and Joel refused to even let you have processed cheese. luckily you managed to sneak a pack of suckers into the bottom of the basket without Joel seeing- you’re only hail mary during the endless process of Joel going through every detail and ingredient of everything he picked out. (even luckier for you that he had pretended to look away as he saw you waddle over the candy aisle and try and not so quietly sneak a very loud pack of suckers underneath the bottles he had placed on top. he knew he could never deny you from one thing that he knew would make you smile.)

This was one of the few reasons that you had fallen in love with him in the first place, the way that he always had a soft spot for you even through all the salty rants on twitter defending your relationship to the small battles you two had to see who could be the sassiest one in the relationship. he won most of the time but always felt bad about it after because of how defeated or upset you would be after. Even after all these years together, he had always stayed the same and put you before him. there had been many nights where you had to lightly force him to let you take care of him for a change- usually those nights would result in a couples face mask and you taking both of your phones away so you wouldn’t be distracted by anything or anyone. those were the nights that you had cherished for all the endless months of him touring and the hard nights where your thoughts and hate had gotten the better of you. Yet here the two of you were, stronger than ever and starting your very own little family- it was easy to get lost in your own thoughts that you didn’t notice Joel had been talking to you for a few minutes as you mindlessly walked down the main aisle to the front of the store.

“y/n... are you listening to me?” Joel laughs as he comes up behind you and pulls you closer to his chest, resting his hands gently on your protruding belly. you had clearly become so distracted with your own thought that you hadn’t heard him say that he was getting hungry and thought that now was a good time to finish and go home to eat a nice meal.

“oh... no, sorry joelito. what did you say?”

“I said why don’t you go turn the car on and wait there while i finish everything here?”

“what? no no, it’s ok, I’m okay- I need to make sure that we stay on budget.” you lightly protested as you went to pull your card from your purse to get ready for the cashier- but you were stopped as he covered your hand and stopped you from getting your wallet from your purse.

“don’t worry about it carina, just go to the car and I’ll get it. I’ll be there in a sec and then we can go home.” he reasoned with you trying to move you away from the register so you wouldn’t see the big bucks he was about to drop in such a short amount of time.

“you’re really lucky that my ankles are swollen and I don't want to stand anymore Pimentel...” you chuckled as you slowly made your way to the car trying to contain your excitement for getting home and stashing your small treat away from Joel's overprotective eyes

[feelssogoodinmyarms]

sis i cant drive either stop making false claims about discrimination 🙄🙄🙄🙄

ghgdghdshgsd ok im sorry im salty that my dad wont drive me places because it’s “unreasonable to drive you an hour and a half” and “why is your school so far away and your friends are even further”

[seungseong]

fam it's okay theres no beef, i was being unreasonably salty (i was honestly skeptical at first since we both cut at the exact same time lmao but yeah cutting videos doesnt make anyone an "owner" unless they took the original video themselves) and im sorry for that. and anyway as you said, putting on credits is just stupid and the tinkerbell fam is small so great minds think alike and we all post the same stuff most of the time, keep on posting quality stuff we need more tinkerbells on here

oh dude nah you’re okay just stressed me out for a second (wasn’t even mad at you) was just stressed out about it since I didn’t realize I did it in the first place so I was thrown off and confused iagwiioag I promise I would have just reblogged yours ;-; but nah it’s cool cause it was a good reminder for me to be checking the tag before I post stuff cause our fandom is so small that we should diversify the stuff we’re posting anyways that way we can get more people into our babies iaeghuuh

[dmsboi]

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[auraofdawn]

sometimes i worry that blocking people is too far a move and then i see they ship re.ylo seriously enough to get mad over 1 jokingly passive-aggressive tag and then i see they like that terrible arrow ship i always see people complaining about and im like nah fam, i know what im doing

but its still dragging on me that my first legitimate fandom hate mail came out of the damn blue from a re.ylo, over a single tag, from someone i never knew even followed me bc its VERY obvious we have no shared interests like, how tf did you even end up here, kiddo?? did you get lost?? how long have you even been here bc i’ve been a salty person in general longer than ive been on this site, fam. just hit unfollow and be done with it! im sorry youre upset that i called your man k.ylo a bitch in a queued post i honestly forgot about, but i sure as hell didnt and wouldnt call you a bitch for liking him for some unknown reason. you can like him, sure, i honestly dont care, go live in your perfect bubble where everyone likes your ship and ill be over here in reality where if someone doesnt like a couple of people i like together i will move on to the next post and look for something i do like until i forget i was ever upset

nevermind this is a personal blog and one of the only places i have to myself,  so im not going to cater my personal space to suit yours if your requests are petty and unreasonable. my facts are wrong? --oh, sorry bout that. i should add a warning to something? --of course! why dont you like my ship?? --because i dont have to.

yeah i dont wanna hate people if i dont have to! its too damn exhausting! living in the US in general rn is too damn exhausting! so please, calm down and dont assume i hate your guts bc i dont fawn over the same exact things as you and cant be bothered to fake complete neutrality bc this hellsite and fandom in all of its forms is tiring as hell and im only here for the few great moments that give me the energy to withstand all this other shit. k? thanks