#sorry sorry I changed the upload to be without the vignette so there are gonna be two different versions shared from the same post

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You are NOT my GOD.

[out-of-this-dimension]

Fate’s Decree Updates

HEY ALL, sorry for the small break, I took some time to sort of gather myself since irl has been so hectic with my dad’s passing and to work on my novel for NaNo.  During this time, I sort of reviewed some of my Fate’s Decree works and decided to make some decisions!  Think of this post as like a uh... “patch notes” for a video game. Only, probably without making horrible choices.

To start off, you might be asking “What is Fate’s Decree”? You know all of those headcanons I post?  And all of those theories?  Well, I put them all in a canonverse I call “Fate’s Decree’, which I try to keep as friendly to the games as possible (no serious lore/canon diverging without sufficient warning, that is).  You can find all of the works here, on Archive of Our Own.  I was in process of moving everything to Fanfiction.net, but that’s a really tedious process with their method of uploading so I got distracted and uh... long story short, it’s not all there yet.

Anyways, some things will be getting changed in Fate’s Decree!  Primarily I will be revising “The Distress Call” to make it more about how Krystal ends up on Dinosaur Planet and ends up on her fateful trip to Krazoa Palace.  I will also be revising “A Stroll Down Memory Lane”, as it was originally written when I had planned on having the “main stories” of Fate’s Decree centered around Marcus McCloud instead of Fox.  I think the original version of that piece had like Fox retiring or something but that’s not going to be the case anymore.  I will also be redoing “Shadows in the Stars” at some point, but I feel like it’s not the time to do that so I will be removing it from AO3 until further notice.  This is basically because I came up with some plot revelations that interfere with the like 4 chapters that were already posted and, yeah, I have to rework basically everything on that piece now so that will be going bye-bye.

I honestly planned for Shadows in the Stars to be the “main” SF fic I worked on with everything else being companion pieces, but that’s... not really what has happened so I want to focus on things like Burning Stars and Love Guru, which focus on stuff that happens between SF games rather than post-SF Command fics.  So those two are going to be my primary focus, and then I’ll hop back onto Tempered Minds, which is a fic about Captain Shears during the Lylat Wars, complete with crash landings on Titania and Creepy Things. 

BUT since I’ve been brainstorming headcanons, especially for characters that feel less popular or characters I haven’t really written much on yet, I’ve been wanting to do some practice with writing them so I will be working on a few vignettes that will be posted (hopefully) throughout the week SO PLEASE STAY TUNED, HECK YEAH, TUMBLR MIGHT BE EXPLODING BUT I’M STILL GONNA DELIVER YA SPACE FURRIES.

Anyways, have a good night, I am drinking an energy drink at 9:30pm so I expect to be awake for the next decade.

Also, no, I am not leaving Tumblr and this blog will continue to stay SFW unless some random algorithm stuff happens and I get banned anyways.

Oh and a side update: I’ve had a queue running since basically the dawn of time, but now it should say if a post is queue’d or not.  If it doesn’t, then I blame Tumblr for being questionable at functionality.

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MLP EG Rollercoaster of CringeShip (parody review)

How’s it gonna everyone..its ya boi BETA MALE here bringing you another shitty MLP blog..

Someone: Müller why do you even bother uploading to tumblr when you know your shit at comedian

Well here’s the thing my child, I upload to Tumblr because I feel that some people actually give two flying donkey wangs on what I have to said, all 26 of them...now bare in mind maybe not all of the want to read a blog the size of MAH-

anyway moving on to the review, ya know watching the first 4 minutes of the show was like watching Luna’s decent screen time...

*whispers* h-hey guys there’s if you were paying attention...when I meant “decent” I meant like 1, singular episode of her actually having good screen time,

sure there was that episode when Starlight accidentally changed their butt-tattoos and that had Luna in it...it wasn’t a standalone episode but we still actually got to see her it an episode

Now I know I’m going off topic again, I’m going to be doing that a lot in my upcoming “I am Depressed...lol” blog

(note: I joke about Depression a lot, I mean no harm to those who ACTUALLY have depression, unlike the multiply blogs you get on a daily bases)

Someone: THIS IS A REVIEW CUNT, HURRY UP...I HAVE SOMEONE TO DOXX IN A MINUTE, PLUS RAID A HARMLESS FURRY COMMUNITY

anyway back on topic, the program just starts off with my all time favourite part of the show, IN-TRO, IN-TRO, IN-TRO....

fucking kill me

so the show starts with Vignette Valencia who I like to call, Fluttershy’s evil sister, and some Russia woman who sounds like Zarya from Overwatch, just ya know the sort of argument bad guys have before they commit a crime

Bad guy 1: Cumrade ve need more of people

bad guy 2: yase we need meh people cumrade

then one of her worker who has the IQ of 200 decides, I’m not getting enough V-bucks in GTA 5 so Imma quit and go play Roblox, then Fluttershy’s Evil sister in law complains about how she wishes things could go her way..

Vignette: I wish I got that Tactical Nuke in MW2

then out of no where she gets that killstreak, using it on a bowl of salad

RIP Salad my you get tons and tons of virgins

then she thinks to herself

“I’m gonna use this streak on people, if they don’t do as I say”

Guys Cmon cut me some slack I’m really trying with the jokes.....I’m desperate!!!

then it cuts to our all time favourite Characters, the Main 7....

you just get them having a basic bitch conversation,

Pinkie: I love fun

Fluttershy: silent

Twilight: I’m smarter than you..lol

Rarity: I’m gonna be a lead designer for my friend I met online

then they decide to go meet this “friend” of Rarity’s, as usual the main villain comes out polite and happy, and innocent, but little do they know about what really is installed for them.

So Rarity meets Vignette, they talk for a bit while Rarity’s true waifu a.k.a Applejack gets jealous and gets suspicious of her..

so the next part is basically Applejack bitching about the fact that her waifu cheated on her and is now going vegan (Kill me) there’s the odd adult joke when Applejack finds a tweet (Equestria girls Twitter) of Vignette saying hashtag bangs, while biting her finger....I could tell hasbro is well aware of the dark side of the fandom...lmao...

Vignette throughout the episode traps each of the six in her magical phone of killstreaks without anyone knowing, until the remaining six found out about what she was doing and had epic showdown...lol, only to found out they befriended her like the last 50 villains...

I knew it was fucking going to happen guy’s, it’s nothing new to Equestria girls, it’s “we feel sorry for you, and we’ll make you feel happy by allowing you to do that thing you weren’t allowed to do in the first place” in all honesty I watched bits of it hoping it would interest me, so I kind of made most of it up as I went along, but let’s face it, most of these points I’ve made are probably true

Someone: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME CUNT, YOU DIDN’T EVER WATCH THE WHOLE THING, YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHI-

Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, shh...it’s ok...I know, calm down, it’s ok....I got the point in the first place, but if I a, correct that’s exactly what happened

1. Intro

2. Bad guy finds secret weapon

3. Bad guy acts nice in front of friends

4. Bad guy secretly kidnaps good guys thoughts/mind/memories

5. Bad guy and good guys have showdown

6. Bad guy is good guy now because good guys give her/him chance

7. Shitty moral lesson that’s exactly the same as the last hundred morals but we’re going to write the same moral but written and said differently

8. End credits

now I know it’s doesn’t go in that particular order, but face it most of the Equestria girls episodes do....I think....I haven’t watched all of them.....

Someone: FUCKING PIECE OF SH-

Eh, eh, eh, eh sit your little ass down, I ain’t done...well kind of....please continue...

Someone: DELETE YOUR TUMBLR BLOG KID

Anyway guys hope you liked that little parody on a completely shitty analysis

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