Derek: Ugg, there's nothing in the fridge.
Stiles: Well, you could always eat me.
Isaac: Do you realize there's other people in the room when you say this shit?
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Stiles: how many people can i have to kill until it becomes illegal?
Sheriff: one. One person.
Stiles: …are you sure?
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Scott: I’m cold
Issac:here take my scarf
Stiles: I’m kinda cold too Derek
Derek:*claws coming out* alright I’ll fight the weather
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Issac: i joined this pack for the same reason people go to a zoo
Issac: shhh, look
*sees stiles running away in fear from derek who chasing him*
Issac: isnt nature amazing?
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Stiles: bro-
Derek: you had your tongue down my throat 5 minutes ago , don’t you fucking call me ‘bro’
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Stiles: I always have a note in my pocket that’s says “Derek did it” just in case I get murdered because I don’t want him to remarry.
Derek: ...
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Stiles: I think I have a crush on Derek
Scott: congratulations, you are officially the last one to know!
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Stiles holding his bloody nose: alright it’s not that bad but I’ll call my dad
Siri: calling daddy...
Stiles: WAIT NO THATS N-
*dereks Phone starts to ring*
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