#incorrectsterekquotes

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eli: I'm going to a party!

derek: will you be drinking alcohol?

eli: no.

stiles: will you be doing drugs?

eli: no.

derek: will you be having sex?

eli: no.

stiles: then why the fuck are you going?

(source)

[ivyangels-blog]

rooster: i’m calling on the spirit of my dad for guidance…

rooster: how should i tell y/n i love them?

goose *responding through a ouija board*: ha, simp

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

stiles, resting on top of derek's chest: I’m on top of the world.

derek: you’re on top of me.

stiles: I know. You are my world.

derek:

derek: [hugs stiles tightly]

[harringroveera]

ST characters & Barbenheimer:

Only watch Barbie: Chrissy, Argyle, Lucas, Carol, Tina, Vickie, Vicki

Only watch Oppenheimer: Henry

BARBENHEIMER double feature: Heather, Robin, Nancy, Jonathan, Eddie, El, Max, Will, Erica, Joyce, Susie

Say they are watching both, but only watch Barbie: Steve, Dustin, Tommy

Say they are watching Oppenheimer but then sneak in to watch Barbie: Billy, Mike

What the fuck is 'barbenheimer'?: Hopper

Watch Oppenheimer and end up being dragged away to watch Barbie too (and secretly enjoy it): Henry, Hopper

One ticket to mission impossible, please: Murray

[incorrectjag]

Sturgis: We’ve decided to plan a wedding.

Admiral Chegwidden: Whose?

Harriet: The Commander and the Colonel’s, Sir.

Bud: They’re engaged?

Sturgis and Harriet: *angrily looking at Harm and Mac flirting* They will be.

[disneyprincessbuffyannesummers]

I posted 7,496 times in 2022

That's 91 more posts than 2021!

212 posts created (3%)

7,284 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@incorrectsterekquotes

@salamancussy

@disneyprincessbuffyannesummers

@fandom-hoarder

@istumpysk

I tagged 902 of my posts in 2022

#me. - 242 posts

#q - 185 posts

#my art - 61 posts

#my edit - 60 posts

#sterek - 34 posts

#otp; beauty and the beast - 24 posts

#taylor swift - 23 posts

#asks - 19 posts

#sansa stark - 17 posts

#ask - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#something about him playing as the dog and the fan analysis about him using mondale as a bridge for him to communicate his emotions to shiv

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

i miss sansa stark :(

41 notes - Posted March 5, 2022

#4

how does a certain group of dragon lovers get screenshots of everyone they hate? like really, how do you keep all this stuff. how do u look up peoples names and faces. just bc you hate their view on certain family from a fictional world? do you guys have jobs or school? like really how do you guys do this shit?

i've done my fair share of shitty things in the past. however, it'll never amount to the bullying an actor to almost suicide or tell her to remove her tattoo she got for a show she's been on since she was 13. it sickens me to see these people be praised in our fandom while people who support house stark are seen as the bad guys of the fandom!

48 notes - Posted January 27, 2022

#3

me: *finishes a lore olympus chapter*

also me: *goes into the tumblr tag for lore olympus*

me again: *sees anti-lore olympus posts* me once more: 'where's all the positive stuff about LO?'

63 notes - Posted July 29, 2022

#2

Saw this on twitter IDK if this real, but if it is, then Marvel knows a lot of people hate Tony Stark.

83 notes - Posted February 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

STILES IS ELI'S MOM!

reblogs are appreciated!

224 notes - Posted October 3, 2022

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[shitpostingsterek]

[incorrect-warriors-of-hope]

Nagisa:  Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask people if they're a horse in French, but I can't tell them what my name is.

Kotoko: Ask me if I'm a horse. I dare you.

Nagisa: Tu es un cheval?

Kotoko: Nay.

Nagisa:

Kotoko:

Nagisa:

Kotoko:

Nagisa, sighing with head in hands: I’m sick of this family.

[incorrectsterek-challenge]

ROUND 1

Here’s the first 5 quotes from @incorrectsterekquotes for March 2021!

1) [season one when peter is trying to keep them in the school] peter: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game-- 

stiles, nodding: Knife Monopoly. 

peter: 

peter: I was actually going to have scott hunt you all down and kill you for my entertainment, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is. 

2) derek: Yesterday I overheard erica saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and stiles replying “Trust me.” and I have never fled a room so fast in my life. 

3) cora: Okay, here’s the plan. First, we set off the school’s fire alarms- 

boyd: cora, we can’t set off an alarm if there’s no fire! 

cora: Okay, fine. First, we’ll start a fire- 

4) peter: so are we flirting right now? 

chris: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU 

peter: that doesn’t answer my question 

5) allison: kicks the door down, running inside with stiles and looking panicked

derek: What did you do? 

stiles: NOBODY DIED. 

derek: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Erica: Knock Knock.

Boyd: who’s there?

Erica: when, where?

Boyd: when, where, who?

Erica: tomorrow night, my place, you and me.

Boyd: O…oh.

Stiles, across the room: *under his breath* damn that was smooth. Hey, Derek!

Derek: Stiles, we already have a date tomorrow.

[dramionefanficdictionary]

Draco: why is it always a compertition with you?

hermione: Is it really a compertition if I always win?

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

Derek: You took advice from PETER?

Stiles: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Derek

[nutellarghh]

In the Name of Science

Boom! Killing it today!

My submission for @incorrectsterek-challenge

Read on AO3 here:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30270666

Thank you @incorrectsterekquotes for letting me play with your content <3

[incorrectsterekquotes]

sorry for the fanart spam but guys, if u make a fanart based on one of my posts and I dont say anything - I probably didnt see it! u can link them to me!

[buckybarsn]

Incorrect sterek quotes

[animemilkbags]

Any villain on teen wolf : what are you?what do you do for the pack?

Stiles: