#source: incorrectclonewars

[incorrectvikings]

Ivar: Hey, Ubbe?

Ubbe: Yes?

Ivar: Can a person breathe in a washing machine when it’s on?

Ubbe:

Ubbe: Where’s Hvitserk?

[overheard-at-star-command]

Booster: Why are you laying on the floor? Mira: Oh, I'm just vibing. Mira: Also, I was shot, please don't tell Buzz.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nate: You know what they say. Go big or go home.

Elena: Please go home, Nate, I am begging you to go home. For once in your life just please go hom--

Nate, proclaiming loudly: I'm gonna go big.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Leara Rose-blade: I will help you.

Leara: *places her hands on Ulfric Stormcloak's*

Ulfric: By Talos!

Leara: . . . ?

Ulfric: Your hands are so small!

Leara: Excuse me?

Ulfric, holding her hands: You have baby hands.

Leara: What? No I don't!

Ulfric: They're so tiny!

Leara: Stop it!

Ulfric: They're so adorable!

Leara: Okay, this alliance is off.

[bellbottomnerd]

Obi-wan: Well what a fine mess you’ve gotten us into now. I hope you’re happy, Anakin.

Anakin: Jokes on you I’m never happy!

Obi-wan:...Are you okay?

Anakin: *Clearly holding back tears* Yup!

[overheard-at-star-command]

Mira: Great, we're surrounded. Buzz: Excellent, we can attack in any direction.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Warp: I just want to make it very clear that even though I'm helping you take down Zurg, I still hate you all. XR: We know. Warp: Especially you, Lightyear. Buzz: I know. Warp: Except for you, Nova. You're the only one I like and respect. Mira, deadpan: Neat.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nadine: Did you get the flowers?

Nate: Yes. "Sorry I tried to kill you on multiple occasions." Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nate: Don't kill me, I have a wife

Enemy: You think I care about that?

Nate: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Enemy: Wha--

Elena, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

[incorrect-uncharted]

Sully: My son and his brother had a fight once and it went like this

Sam: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Nate: Sam Drake.

Sully: To this day, I still laugh out loud inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Buzz: [sharpens knife] We have ways of making people talk.

Buzz: *cuts a slice of cake*

Warp Darkmatter: Can I have some?

Buzz: Cake is for talkers.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nadine: Please, I'm begging you to go to a hospital

Chloe: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Elena, to Cassie: We don't use bad words in this house.

Nate, in the distance: F*CK !

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nate: Studies show that you're the most annoying person in the world.

Rafe: Source?

Nate: Me.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Chloe: I'm under stress, I'm under pressure...

Chloe: The only thing I'm not under is Nadine, which is a damn shame honestly.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nadine: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

Rafe: I will politely decline.