Ivar: Hey, Ubbe?
Ubbe: Yes?
Ivar: Can a person breathe in a washing machine when it’s on?
Ubbe:
Ubbe: Where’s Hvitserk?
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Booster: Why are you laying on the floor?
Mira: Oh, I'm just vibing.
Mira: Also, I was shot, please don't tell Buzz.
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Sully: This is probably one of the dumbest ideas you've ever had.
Nate: So you in?
Sully: Oh, yes, definitely!
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Leara Rose-blade: I will help you.
Leara: *places her hands on Ulfric Stormcloak's*
Ulfric: By Talos!
Leara: . . . ?
Ulfric: Your hands are so small!
Leara: Excuse me?
Ulfric, holding her hands: You have baby hands.
Leara: What? No I don't!
Ulfric: They're so tiny!
Leara: Stop it!
Ulfric: They're so adorable!
Leara: Okay, this alliance is off.
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Obi-wan: Well what a fine mess you’ve gotten us into now. I hope you’re happy, Anakin.
Anakin: Jokes on you I’m never happy!
Obi-wan:...Are you okay?
Anakin: *Clearly holding back tears* Yup!
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[during an argument]
Sash, hands on hips: Fine, if you don’t want to admit I’m right then take what’s yours and leave for a bit!
Saarai, blinking slowly: *picks up Sash*
Sash:
Saarai:
Saarai: You said “take what’s mine”!
Sash, struggling to stay mad: You’re an idiot.
Saarai: I know. But I’m your idiot.
Sash, biting her lip to keep from smiling: I’m still mad at you.
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Mira: Great, we're surrounded.
Buzz: Excellent, we can attack in any direction.
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Warp: I just want to make it very clear that even though I'm helping you take down Zurg, I still hate you all.
XR: We know.
Warp: Especially you, Lightyear.
Buzz: I know.
Warp: Except for you, Nova. You're the only one I like and respect.
Mira, deadpan: Neat.
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Commander Nebula: Ranger Nova was in a fight.
Booster: Oh no, that's terrible!
XR: Did she win?
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XR: This is probably one of the dumbest ideas you've ever had.
Mira: So you in?
XR: Oh, yes, definitely!
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Nate: You know what they say. Go big or go home.
Elena: Please go home, Nate, I am begging you to go home. For once in your life just please go hom--
Nate, proclaiming loudly: I'm gonna go big.
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Nadine: Did you get the flowers?
Nate: Yes. "Sorry I tried to kill you on multiple occasions." Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
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Nate: Don't kill me, I have a wife
Enemy: You think I care about that?
Nate: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.
Enemy: Wha--
Elena, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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Sully: My son and his brother had a fight once and it went like this
Sam: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Nate: Sam Drake.
Sully: To this day, I still laugh out loud inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it.
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Buzz: [sharpens knife] We have ways of making people talk.
Buzz: *cuts a slice of cake*
Warp Darkmatter: Can I have some?
Buzz: Cake is for talkers.
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Nadine: Please, I'm begging you to go to a hospital
Chloe: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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