#source: incorrectsteoquotes

[darylarry]

Shoot: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Knuckle: I would hunt down every animal that eats worms and kill them to keep you safe. 

Morel: Intense.

[in-correctxmenquotes]

Charles : I want to give Erik things.

Charles : Like blowjobs and self-esteem.

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Theo: What’s your biggest turn on?

Stiles: Reassurance.

Stiles: Let me know I’m wanted.

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Theo: If Stiles thinks he can just bat his cute lil eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he’s absolutely right

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Stiles: Is it too much to ask for a rival around here?

Stiles: A charming foe? An opponent to engage passionately in a battle of the lips?

Theo:

Stiles: I mean wits.

Stiles: Fuck.

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Stiles: Theo called me obsessive, so I stayed up all last night thinking of comebacks.

Stiles: And comebacks for every possible comeback to that!

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Dread Doctors: The pack human must die as well

Theo: You don’t have all the facts

Dread Doctors: Which are?

Theo: I love him

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Stiles: Oh, so I’m just suppose to be nice and make friends and treat Theo with mutual respect?

Scott: Yeah!

Stiles: That’s exactly what he wants me to do, Scott. Wake up!

Stiles: (walks off)

Scott: That’s-

Scott: That’s what everyone want everyone to do.

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Theo, when alone: I can’t stand people always talking about their partner.

Theo, with Stiles: Everyone look at Stiles! He’s so cute! He’s got a face and opinions!

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Liam: So… Stiles and Theo.

Corey: I know. Don’t say it.

Liam: You know?

Corey: Please.

Liam: Gross.

Liam: Do you think it’s like thinking about your parents?

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Stiles: Remember how you heard this was a nice pack?

Stiles: Well, they forgot to warn you there’s this one bitch in it

Stiles: And that would be me

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Theo: Stiles has got legs for days.

Liam, astonished whisper: night mermaid.

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Theo: Have a good day

Stiles: Don’t tell me what to do

[incorrectsteoquotes]

(During 5x11)

Theo: Who cares how I got inside your house, Stiles?

Theo: What matters is that we’re together now.

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Stiles: Something kinda neat I found out…

Stiles: If you ignore a problem for long enough, it either goes away or ruins your life.

Stiles: So, 50/50.

Stiles: Pretty good odds.

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Theo: It costs $0.00 to mind your business

Stiles: It costs $0.00 to be nosy though