#source: trust me bro /lh

[starmocha]

i hope everyone understands that the recent main story update is just that: an update. it is not the end of the story for anyone. it is just the beginning.

from here on out, it is to be expected that the love interests' individual stories with MC will leave off open-ended for the future developments. there are more chapters coming. Raf and Xav should be next, and presumably Caleb should be following up as well. Mr Love: Queen's Choice has been going on for over 5 years now and the main story is still ongoing (and it is updated far more regularly than lads, mind you).

unless it's heavilly implied to be aus, like the catch-22 cards, the 5* memories are canon events for post-main story depending on which love interest you ultimately choose.

[lotusarchon]

No because what would everyone else's reaction be to mk getting the reader pregnant with twins be? 🤣🤣 probably loose their minds. Two miny mk's to cause even more chaos, I can't imagine the jade emperor's reaction.

I could barely handle the grandfather now I get the son plus two more brats to cause havoc!! To hell with them!!!

Bro advocating the throne and getting the hell outta there 😂

wukong boutta tell them to create more just so he can fuck with the jade emperor, be like " here's my grandbabies, they're even worse than yours truly and they're my new little army of gremlins 🥺)

I mean, in hindsight the Jade Emperor most likely didn't know MK existed at all. At the very least aside from Nezha, I don't think any other celestial knew the existence of MK till s5, and even he most likely didn't see him as much of a threat since he was still, y'know, a human child and not much compared to his mentor. I uh, don't really understand why everyone assumes the Jade Emperor (in Lego Monkie Kid, specifically), would actually be concerned about MK. Cause I feel like Nezha most definitely reported about him to the celestial realm, but they kinda just...don't care. And for good reason, because it isn't till s4 (where my man JE dies) that Mk's nonsense about harbinger of chaos is revealed, and if the Ten Kings of Hell didn't know MK was the harbinger, then less for the celestial realm.

And also just. Mk's not very threatening, if you ask me. The villains in the show are more scared of his mentor than they are of him, to be frank, and ignoring minor demons like Yin and Jin aside, they pick Mk as a target because everyone knows you can't bully Wukong. Jade Emperor would've taken one look at MK and go, "Huh. Wukong, why couldn't you be more like this sweet, gentle, angel?" And you have Wukong giving JE the bombastic side eye cause wdym he's not an angel??

But MK having twins with Reader would give everyone else a heart attack. Especially Pigsy I imagine because he takes one look at MK then grabs you and shrieks, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING!???" (For good reason MK has like one brain cells and Wukong holds it).

I mean this lovingly but I imagine everyone believes MK shouldn't be allowed to copulate because he's insane and if he has mini hims it's gonna end the world 😭😭😭 they're all giving you sympathetic looks cause yeah...no you're doomed/lh

Giving birth hurts (I've seen my sister give birth in our living room), if Wukong had the balls to ask Reader to have anymore children after giving birth to TWINS WITH BIG ASS HEADS LIKE THEIR DAD (lovingly) she would grab him by the collar and castrate him for life. 💀 Reader is nawt trusting Wukong with her babies tbh she doesn't want him to start crying on the spot and faint while holding her kids

Also no offense but. If the demons in LMK took one look at MK and thought he was an easy target to vent their frustrations about Wukong onto him, then imagine beings like the Jade Emperor. He's not even going to bat an eye if Wukong shows up with his grandbabies because he's gonna go, "Huh, neat. Your cute little student made them? They have his eyes."

Dunno why everyone is obsessed with believing every demon and god are terrified of MK because he's Wukong's student. Everyone is mad pissy at Wukong in canon but especially the demons, can't do anything about it, so their source of frustration is his student, y'know, MK?

Just because he's Wukong's student doesn't automatically make him scary or threatening. And if you're someone powerful at best you're gonna look at MK and think exactly what Macaque says: some kid with a heavy stick. Because till s5, that's what he is. A kid. With a heavy stick. The most threatening thing about MK is that he most likely has rabies and has no remorse in biting your arm off. People just don't know that from first glance because he's sweet.

[octoagentmiles]

Animals I wish to see in Above and Beyond:

Alternate title: I Am Banging On Silvergate’s Door As We Speak /j

Bees!! because a bee model does in fact exist. I know this. They just need to use it /srs. Plus bees would make a really cute episode anyway- and when they finally do it I am willing to bet $9999 on it being a Vegimals episode.

Orchid mantis, or any kind of mantis really. Why? They are my favourite bug, next question-

Gynandromorph animal(s)!!! They're so cool—they're what happens when an animal with vastly different gender differences (think the harlequin ducks) is born intersex, and they look like Picasso paintings come to life. (it could also be a fun way to introduce a character with they/them pronouns-)

Parrots! (I know we got the mountain parrots but shh-) I desperately want a Pete-centered episode, and give him some friends while you're at it please.

Centipede! They’re literally just remipedes on land. Make it a Shellington episode and call it a day 👍

Snails. I love snails. They're the best mollusks, I am not accepting criticism.

Tarantula. Just because :)

Bunny. They showed an illustration of a non-anthro bunny in The Cold Snap and I have not felt peace since.

I’d gladly take a jackrabbit too; they’re not really rabbits (they’re hares), but if you’ve read that one post you’ll understand. It’s a Kwazii and Tweak episode.

Sammy The Falcon specifically. What is his deal???? They introduced him as Paani's living taxi and gave us ZERO context.

Maned wolves. Weirdos. (affectionate)

Moose. I will not elaborate further.

I’m down to see the chinstrap penguins again, or Ooju and Rocko—I think they should interact 👀

Ostrich?? Emu?? I have nothing else to say.

Ring-Tailed Lemur. They’re another one of my favourite animals, and I think the Wild Kratts fans would get a kick out of it. They deserve nice things.

Mole lizard. Look it up I DARE you. (cw if you're scared of snakes or worms) /nf

[autistic-ace-bee]

bullying is one of my love languages as in if i bully someone that means I feel safe enough in our friendship that some ribbing wont genuinely offend them. That said if i offend someone or they just want me to stop please let me know! That was not my intention! ask me to stop or avoid certain topics and I will do so in an instant!

Thanks for the concern anon /gen =^-^=

Bullying a kid through asks isnt as funny as your followers might think it is and im concerned it'll one day affect you for real. Sorry i dont care who they are or whether you think they are your friends but they are freaks

Anon i assure u its fine. my friends arent freaks so please do not call them that. theyve checked in on multiple occasions to see if i was okay with what they were doing. i appreciate u being concerned but im fine im rlly fine <3 if i didnt want them doing this or it was genuinely bad for me and my health id say something. please dont call my mutuals freaks again, please.

[angelstar-light]

Eating human eyes, especially raw can lead to death. You would expect the human eye to be simply jello, however the reality is different.

The jello inside the eye is the thing that causes death after consuming the organ. It contains substances that, by our immune system, are considered dangerous.

After eating these substances, you may experience symptoms similar to those of food poisoning. If not taken care of, the symptoms will become worse and eventually lead to death.

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.

source: trust me bro /lh

IM SORRY I ONLY GOT THIS ASK JUST NOW IDK HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SIITTING IN MY INBOX 😭😭😭

[bajisfangs]

baji’s way of flirting with you is putting his hand high and stretching out so you can’t reach what he has, comparing hand size, or asking to feel his hands whenever it’s winter time 🥸

HOWWWWWWW do you make a summer theme for someone who’s emo + a vampire 💀 /lh ???????

“ur hands are SOOOOO tiny i could hold urs in one hand look” type mf fr :/ hes that one dude who gives u his jacket during winter cause ur cold and hes like “its not even that cold”

put a sun hat on him send him to the beach yes i have a big brain - NO i’ll see if i can find something for u 😭 source: trust me bro

[emisnt2]

The bottom one is fake y'all, source: trust me bro /lh /j

This is what i have to deal with in the morning

dont you DARE crop out the rest of the picture i will KILL you