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Isol:You be careful with that gun. Did you hear about Eleven dying because Lenox shot her as a joke?
Hyunwoo:What?
Isol:She was shooting a little bit at her as a joke, because we have armor, it’s fine, but Eleven happened to not be wearing any because oH nOthInG’s gOnnA hAppEn, and then she died.
Hyunwoo:From a few shots??
Isol:Okay, maybe the joke went a little too far.
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Chloe:(sitting near Nina’s currently-broken body) If you guys don’t mind... Could you say a few words? For Nina?
Bianca:I do! (She steps forward.)
Bianca:Pasta. Bus. Toolbox.
Johann:No- Bianca, not any words. Nice words.
Bianca:But I said a few words for Nina!
Johann:No, she meant nice, beautiful words.
Chloe:Please. I meant words about Nina.
Bianca:Ohhhhh, I’m so sorry! Doll.
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Isol:I’ll let you join us. As an... apology.
Hyunwoo:Wait, really?! Can I meet everyone else?
Isol:Sure.
Hyunwoo:You know what? I’m gonna put the work in. I’ll be useful.
Isol:Good. Then let’s go.
Hyunwoo:(trying to speak portuguese) Eu sou menina.
Isol:Uh.... kind of close. Hey, try out “eu sou vagabundo”.
Hyunwoo:Eu sou menina, cerveja.
Isol:Vagabundo?
Hyunwoo:Eu sou menina, mas- masca, massa!
Isol:Massa?? You know what massa means?
Hyunwoo:Cerveja e massa!
Isol:Where did you learn this?
Hyunwoo:Duolingo.
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Mai:Hey, Adri! Can we talk for a second?
Adriana:Okay, what is it?
Mai:(in a hushed voice) Could you please stop exploding my house. I like you a lot, but could you please stop exploding my house. Please.
Adriana:Nooooo.... You’re too cute for me not to set you on fire!
Mai:Understandable.
Adriana:No, no, watch this.
(She puts something under the dirt.)
Mai:Adriana. No.
Adriana:It’s not a bomb! Not at all! Look!
(Adriana steps vaguely over it but mostly around what is absolutely the corner of it.)
Mai:Oh, okay then!
(Mai steps over it and explodes.)
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Barbara:We could rest a bit at their camp before heading into ours... no, the distance is the same from here. Once we’re at our camp,  we can think about everything.
Barbara:I thought we’d definitely get a lot of information, but not this much, holy shit, there’s so much to think about.
Lenox:Thought you’d say “but we didn’t find anything”.
Barbara:I almost wish we didn’t!
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