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lavalampstealer · 8 months

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but do you have solaris hcs?

(your hcs are 💥/pos)

Another opportunity to gush? Absolutely!! :) I will admit I have not thought much about Solaris because I have yet to make a design for her, but a few come to mind

Hcs below cut bc game spoilers and length

- She and Fabby? Wives. Proof? We find out that Fabby had a dinner reservation to a fancy sounding place during Eaves Drop. Mm, dinner alone sounds pathetic and we know that Fabby is anything but. So, date night it is. Also, they must work together often enough because Solaris is a laser specialist and Fabricator makes death traps, so it’s fair to say that they built the laser trap in Safe and Sound (even tho Fabricator took the credit). Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure Fabricator has a note in her office that says something like “She’s so annoying” in reference to Solaris, so my take on it is that Solaris being like that on purpose because it’s funny

- Also tell me. tell me that canonical 6’2 Solaris and canonical 5’4 Fabricator wouldn’t be funny. Solaris putting a pair of wire cutters on a high shelf to annoy Fabby. Fabricator explaining in detail how she plans to kill Solaris for making fun of her (she’s just joking.. right? she’s not serious is she? ohp, nope, she’s dead serious). finally getting inspo to draw them bc of this and this alone

- some incorrect Fabby/Solaris quotes:

S: “I poisoned one of our glasses. But I forgot which one.”

F: “The way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine.”

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S: “I hate to disagree with you.”

F: “Please. You love to disagree with me more than anything, it’s your favorite thing in the world.”

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F: “How tall are you?”

S: “Extremely. Thank you for noticing.”

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F: “I am at a loss for words!”

S: “Despite being at a loss for words, Fabricator yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.”

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S: “You’re smiling, did something good happen?”

F: “I can’t smile just because I feel like it?”

Hivemind: “Juniper tripped and fell in the parking lot.”

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- I’m assuming she survived the Death Engine because of an emergency escape pod or something similar and that she ejected right as/before it blew up. She didn’t sustain nearly as many injuries as Phoenix, she got away with just a few nicks and scratches.

- She’s not working for Zoraxis because she agrees with their views, she’s there because they’re funding her work and making her designs real. Sure it may be a ginormous deadly weapon, but you have to admit, being able to make and be in charge of a functional mini-Death Star is an extraordinary scientific achievement. Who else can say that they’ve made a laser capable of destroying whole buildings?

- For some reason in my mind her default outfit is similar to Chell’s in Portal, like white shirt/tank top with a jumpsuit tied around her waist and black boots. The jumpsuit would be orange with dark grey accents, the boots would be like. combat boots? I think? some kind of heavy-duty boots

If I think of more, I’ll add them, but yeah! Silly laser scientist!!

#anyone can be silly and gay if you headcanon hard enough #also sorry for taking forever to answer this it took a while to make the list :’)#gonna go think of tall Solaris/short Fabricator shenanigans ping me if you need me #ieytd #I expect you to die #solaris #commander solaris #the fabricator #fabricator ieytd #small hivemind and juniper cameos (they all hate juniper)#lava’s asks

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remuslupinkinnie1979 · 3 months

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I'M MAKING LIKE A MARAUDERS SERIES OF INCORRECT QUOTES AND MICROFICS BC I' BORED AND OBSESSED WITH THEM (and I probably should be studying)

Soooo... It's more like an AU thing, everyone survives war, Voldy is dead and they're all happy and gay.

It's mostly focused on raising Harry and Luna. James is with Regulus, Lily is in a relationship with Mary and Pandora (Xeno is Panda's ex, but they're besties). They all live in a big house in Godric's hollow. Lily and Reg have a bookshop-cafe (Remus is a waiter) James is a Quidditch professional. Pandora and Sybill do experiments with spells, potions etc. and write articles to Quibbler. Peter (Sybill's partner) owns a bakery, where James helps him when he retires from Quidditch. Mary and Sirius have a gay bar in town (Mary is a waiter/singer and Sirius is a bartender). Marlene, Dorcas and Emmeline live in London and are aurors. Barty and Evan sometimes help out in both cafe and bar (they're not allowed into Pete's bakery after the flour and milk incident).

Reg, Lily and Panda are animagi, Lily is a ginger cat, Panda is a bunny and Reg is aaaaa... BLACK CAT! (I'm being very original again).

Sirius is genderfluid and uses all pronouns, Panda uses also uses any except for he/him, Remus and Reggie are transmasc, Mary is transfemme, Xeno uses they/them, Peter he/they

Pandora is Evan's twin

I think that's it for now.

#lesbian lily evans #bisexual mary mcdonald #pansexual pandora rosier #trans regulus black #gay regulus black #pansexual james potter #jegulus #marypanlily #mary x lily x pandora #non binary pandora rosier #genderfluid sirius black #dead gay wizards #marauders era women #marauders era #peter pettigrew #sybill trelawney #pebill #peter x sybill

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queenofapeacefuldawn · 10 months

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Never Wanted To Lose You

context: @ssj2hindudude's incorrect quote hit me with inspiration and i just blacked out and this happened . so yeah . it's definitely not my best, but i tried my hardest. still in the midst of schoolwork and panicking and crying. that's basically it. hope u like it.

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Ten years was far too long to hold on. To hold on to the barest memory of a person, the faintest way his hand fitted in hers, the way his lips tasted, the way his laugh sounded in the breeze of a spring day.

She knew it was too long to hold on, but she couldn’t help but think of these memories. Especially when these memories were much more welcome than the last ones she had of him.

She’d much prefer the ghost of his touch, the way he held her hand; than the way he weakly gripped at the sleeve of her shirt, his hand slick with blood, that faint sparkle in his eyes fading.

She’d much prefer the taste of his lips on her own than the salt of her own tears making her mouth burn, as he croaked out: “I… love you.”

She’d much prefer hearing his laugh in her head, than his screams of pain in his last few moments of life.

Yes, ten years was far too long to hold on, and those ten years had shaped her into a different person: sharper, angrier, crueller. Sadder.

The old fears burned away, leaving behind a wrath— a wrath against war and the waste it left behind— the innocents left to die, the innocents whose only crime was to exist.

Because that was what he’d been. What they’d all been. Innocents, forced to fight a war, who miraculously survived, but one of them did not survive the aftermath.

She’d tried to blend in, but the voices made it hard: the voices at the back of her head, the voices in the graveyards, the voices at the pyres: Save me, save me, save me…

They all morphed into his voice: Save me, save me, save me…

I couldn’t.

When the voices had first manifested themselves, she’d cried all night.

But slowly, she’d tried to live with them. She’d passed med school. The voices (voice?) mocked her at the graduation ceremony: Save me.

She knew it wasn’t him. He wouldn’t use that tone with her. He wouldn’t. The voice was filled with a sneer.

So she’d learned to live with them. Him. Not-Him. She didn’t know what to call it anymore.

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No movement, she thought, to herself, her gaze sweeping across the seemingly empty field. She twirled Dee Dee in her hands, watching as a wave of magic swept across the field, as if a wall of illusion was around it.

She squinted, wondering whether the illusion would reveal itself— but it didn’t. It shimmered mid-air, like static.

A bead of sweat ran down the back of her neck, as her arms started to ache, with keeping up the invisibility spell, and trying to peel back the illusion, layer-by-layer.

The latest Council missions were getting more and more taxing lately, but they weren’t without reason: there were rumours of an army on the rise— an army of the undead that could sense demigods. She was reminded of the Heartless they’d fought when they were thirteen, and that wasn’t a welcome memory.

She’d removed the invisibility shield around her, leaving her exposed to the night air, and gods knew what.

She felt jittery— not just nerves, but something else, something alive. An energy that thrummed in her veins, electricity jumping from nerve to nerve, in a way that she’d never felt before.

The voices grew in volume. They grew louder, screaming— not their usual pleas of saving them, but—

RUN!

UNHOLY!

DISGRACE!

Her head began to throb, as she fought off the faint wave of dizziness.

She returned her attention to the magic surrounding whatever the field was hiding.

Slowly, she pushed through— her senses heightened, her eyes burning, arms aching— her eyes catching hold of a horrific sight.

Rows and rows of swaying bodies— slashes and gashes on their pale skin, maggots crawling from their eyes and ears, flesh breaking away and revealing bone— people who’d died horrific deaths. In battle.

Their heads were tilted to one side, as if listening to a distant song, their eyes blank and glassy.

A chill ran down her spine. A person at the back— not just a person, a small girl, probably six years old— turned her head, a hundred and eighty degrees, her blank gaze meeting Mini’s own.

A smile broke out across the child’s face, as her eyes cleared, her pupils glowing red.

Mini’s stomach dropped. Dread settled in, deep into her bones.

The wall of magic melted away, as Mini desperately tried to put up the invisibility spell once more— the child reached out, and grabbed her wrist, the same ghastly smile on her face.

Slowly, the child’s face morphed into her own, identical to her, down to the crack in the lenses of her glasses.

Her mouth stretched wide, as a voice echoed throughout the field, low and menacing: “WELCOME, DAUGHTER OF DEATH.”

—

Her spells were slowing down.

There was only so much she could do against an army of already dead people, but she tried— invisibility, protection, illusions— but little affected them.

The only other two options were hand-to-hand combat, or shadows.

She thrust her hands outward, the shadows following her lead, sharpening and cutting down the soldiers.

With every soldier gone, she felt another stab of regret hit her heart.

Rest, now. She thought, desperately. Rest.

She hit one of them in the face with her staff, and trapped the other under a force-field, the screams of the dead and the undead in a painful cacophony, as her attacks slowed.

One of them nearly sliced her head off with his sword, while the other tried to deliver a blow to her stomach that she blocked, but she knew soon enough that she would run out of time, and they would kill her, her soul added to this legion of the undead.

In a fit of desperation, she tried the mind link again, but nobody answered— her pleas went unanswered; she was too far for her sisters to hear her.

A soldier swung at her, and she tried to sidestep, but her foot landed on an uneven part of the ground— pain shot through her ankle, as she landed on her back, her palms stinging, her ankle burning.

Dee Dee clattered out of her grip, morphing back into a compact mirror.

The soldier— who was tall, his skin grey, stood between her and her weapon. A hush fell through the battlefield, as the soldiers stood silent, waiting, watching for her demise.

Her heart beat a tattoo against her ribcage.

The soldier was about to cut through her, his sword coming down in a shining silver arc— stared down at her, as in a last cry, she screamed— out loud, in her head, she didn’t know— “HELP!”

Magic burst from her— a blast of purple light that made the soldiers freeze, stop in their tracks. A whistle cut through the silence, as she stared at the soldiers, still as statues.

The whistle grew louder. It made the wind rustle, and it made her heart race— but in a different way.

This tune… it was familiar. So familiar.

She watched, in shock, as the entire army took a step back, their eyes glassy again, as if… awaiting orders.

Shadows swirled in a tornado, before revealing a hooded figure. He held out a hand, a small chuckle escaping his lips.

The same laugh. The one she’d longed to hear. Her heart stuttered to a near-stop.

“Rudy,” she breathed, her eyes stinging with tears.

“Hey, Mini,” a small smile spread across his face.

She got up, her knees weak. “You’re… you’re not supposed to be here,” she whispered.

“I know, love,” he whispered. He took a step forward. Took her hand in his. It was cold, like a memory of the touch she remembered.

She stared at his face, so achingly familiar.

“This isn’t real,” she breathed. “You’re not real.”

“I’m not.” he agreed. A sad smile twitched at the edges of his mouth. “I just wanted to see you again.”

“Is this a trap?”

“No. I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t let it happen. Just… I missed you. Your dad’s a real charmer, though.”

A broken laugh left her. “Why are you here, Rudy? How are you here?”

“I… don’t know. I think it’s something to do with you— all I heard was you calling out for help, and I came.”

The army stirred.

“You don’t have much time. Neither do I. Run. Save yourself.”

He paused, but she caught his wrist, his body nearly fading. “Wait,” she begged.

“Don’t you want to say something?” she begged. She wanted to hear his voice once more. His real voice, not the phantom that tormented her.

“I said what I had to say. Before I…” he trailed off, tilting his head.

“I want to tell you something,” she whispered.

He paused. Waited.

Her voice choked up, as she said the words she was too afraid to say when he had been alive. “I love you.”

His eyes widened. His smile grew bigger. He said, softly, “I know, jaan. I knew back then, too.”

He lifted her hand to his lips, feeling their faintest brush against her knuckles.

I don’t want to lose you again.

He disappeared. Melted into the shadows. She stumbled backward, her eyes raking across the field, across the frozen statues.

I don’t know what you are. I don’t know how you got here. Just… be at peace. Rest.

Like puppets, they collapsed, and she heard wind blow past her, like a collective breath of relief.

She turned her back toward the field, her thoughts on Rudy.

I never wanted to lose you.

#my writing #oneshot #i dont even know ma n #im so tired #mindy #mini x rudy #yamini kapoor mercado lopez #prince rudy of naga loka

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blacksurvivalnostalgichanges · 9 months

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Isol:You be careful with that gun. Did you hear about Eleven dying because Lenox shot her as a joke?

Hyunwoo:What?

Isol:She was shooting a little bit at her as a joke, because we have armor, it’s fine, but Eleven happened to not be wearing any because oH nOthInG’s gOnnA hAppEn, and then she died.

Hyunwoo:From a few shots??

Isol:Okay, maybe the joke went a little too far.

#incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #black survival incorrect quotes #isolblacksurvival #the manga duo #hyunwooblacksurvival #source:minecraft qsmp

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killed-by-choice · 1 year

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Kelly Morse, 32 (USA 1996)

Kelly Morse was 32 years old when she found out she was 8 weeks pregnant. At 8 weeks and 5 days pregnant, she went with her husband Scott to Hillcrest Women’s Medical Center in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Despite the name, Hillcrest was just an abortion facility and would provide no medical care to her.

Kelly had allergies and asthma. She made sure to notify the staff at the abortion facility that she was severely allergic to Lidocaine and other medications ending in “caine”. Her allergies were highly dangerous, but easily avoided by simply not using the medicine she was allergic to.

Despite Kelly’s warning, Delhi Elmore Thweatt, Jr. administered 12 cc’s of 1 percent Lidocaine to Kelly. The effect was immediate.

Kelly couldn’t breathe and started turning blue. A licensed practical nurse got Kelly’s inhaler out of her purse and helped her use it, but Kelly told her that it was not helping. She was very agitated and struggling to breathe.

Instead of immediately calling, the abortionist proceeded with the abortion, rushing through it in about four minutes. Then he spent some time trying to administer incorrect measures to a dying Kelly before finally bothering to call an ambulance. Kelly needed medical treatment, but the abortionist killed her baby and watched her turn blue instead of helping her.

While all this was happening, Scott was waiting outside for his beloved wife, wondering what was taking so long. Before anyone at Hillcrest even told him about Kelly’s condition, paramedics arrived. He went inside with the ambulance crew to see what was happening. To his horror, Kelly was naked and blue-black from lack of oxygen, lying on a table that was halfway out of the examination room into the hallway.

The paramedics intubated Kelly, properly administered medicine, and performed CPR as they brought her to the Polyclinic Medical Center, where she was admitted to the Intensive Care Unit. The abortion was done on June 19, 1996. Kelly died on June 22 after a few days of barely clinging to life in the ICU.

Scott sued Hillcrest for killing Kelly. Here are some quotes from the lawsuit:

“As Mrs. Morse’s dyspnea and cyanosis continued to worsen, Defendant Thweatt improperly administered Epinephrine subcutaneously instead of intravenously….” (This measure would do nothing to assist a patient in Kelly’s extremely severe condition.)

“No one started an IV. No respiration rate was recorded, no pulse was checked and no blood pressure was measured. No EKG was applied. No cardiac monitoring was conducted. No pulse oximeter was applied. No intubation or emergency tracheotomy was performed. No oxygen was administered. Kelly continued to agitate in fear, desperately gasping for air, and remained blue in color. Defendant Thweatt just stood there with a stethoscope in hand and listened to Kelly’s breathing and wheezing progressively worsen.”

“As Plaintiff choked and gasped for air, none of the Defendants, took steps to immediately dispatch an ambulance. In fact, the ambulance was not summoned until 11:24 a.m., or 10 minutes after Plaintiff violently choked, gasped, wheezed, and discolored to a blue-black appearance from respiratory arrest and hypoxia.”

It was also discovered that even though Hillcrest advertised Thweatt as being a Board-certified OB/GYN, “Defendant Thweatt failed the OB/GYN Board certification examination not once, not twice, but on three consecutive attempts…Defendant Thweatt failed his Board certification exam even after a fourth attempt, following his deposition of July 27, 1997.”

On April 20, 1999, Thweatt and Hillcrest settled out of court with Scott. No amount of money could give his surviving son and daughter their mother and sibling back.

Even while Kelly was scared and dying because of the abortion facility’s lethal malpractice, the abortionist killed her baby instead of immediately calling for help. Kelly’s health and safety was clearly not important to Hillcrest.

Dauphin County (PA) Court of Common Pleas, Civil Action # 6070 S96 SCOTT B. MORSE v. DELHI THWEATT, MD.

#pro life #unsafe yet legal #death from legal abortion #tw abortion #tw murder #tw ab*rtion #pro choice #abortion debate #abortion #as far as I’m concerned Kelly was murdered #unsafe but legal #abortion is not healthcare #justice for kelly

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pigeonwhumps · 2 years

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Immortal Cannon Fodder masterlist

Phoenix, an immortal hero, joins a team that hurts them and uses them as cannon fodder. But their teammates are only doing what's necessary to help them all survive. Phoenix's regular sacrifices are necessary. And it's not like they've got anywhere else to go anyway.

It takes the arrival of Kai, a wolf-shifter and telekinetic, to help them see what's going on. But a friendship and a promised eventual transfer can't fix everything.

(banner by @inscrutable-shadow)

(This series partially crosses over with @i-eat-worlds Alex and Friends. Crossover pieces are denoted by an * and pieces written by worlds are purple)

I wrote a drabble, inspired by this prompt, and now I'm continuing it.

Contains team whump, immortal whumpee, hero whump, outcast whumpee, disabled whumpees (Phoenix and Brynn have stutters, Morfydd is an ambulatory wheelchair user), QPR with Phoenix, Brynn and Santhiya later on, oblivious T4T gays, lady whump

General CWs: Abuse, past abuse, immortal whumpee

Character profiles (including piccrews):

Abbie, Indigo, Segun, Aaron, Kai, and Phoenix

Electrocus/Ifa, Silver Shadow/Alex, and Bayou/Shea

Santhiya, Morfydd, Lian, and Gemma

Sophia, Black Ice, Nighthawk, and Alicia

Brynn, Horus, Sovereign

Main works:

Most recent piece in each section is bolded. Tiny writing is WIPs.

Prequels

Homecoming

School Struggles

Laces

An End and A Beginning

Abolition

Christmas*

Full Moon*

Faint at First Sight

Disowned

Before Kai

Auction pt 1

Auction pt 2

Auction pt 3

Auction pt 4

Crucifixion pt 1

Crucifixion pt 2

Crucifixion pt 3

Memorial*

That's gonna need stitches

Kai on the Team

Original drabble

A long-overdue medical

Mission: Preparation

Mission: Confrontation

Mission: Home

Mission: Recovery

An attempt at training

Cold

"Did I do good?"

Go to bed

Nightmare

Intubation

Christmas plans

Letters

Mercy killing

Sleepy

Bleeding out*

Kai off the Team

Mouth stitched shut *

Tears* (Joseph pov)

Tenderness*

A Late Night Discovery *

Aftermath

Tour *

Stab o'clock*

🩹 for Kai :)

Running pt 1

Beaten

A New Team

Scars

Small spaces

Hostage

Check-up

Alex and Friends* (Worlds' main story - Phoenix et al enter mostly from part 19 onwards, but please read the whole thing!)

Fainting/exhaustion*

Cornered*

Telepathy and doctors

Mistaken Identity part 1

Mistaken Identity part 2

Imprisonment

Hospital stay

Brynn

Helpless

Brynn and Gemma

Far-future (feat Phoenix and Brynn)

Out

Reunion

AUs:

One-shots

Electrocus rescues Phoenix from prison

Begging for a quick death

Gemma rescues Phoenix

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Villain whumpee/hero caretakers

Character picrews

Farai and Phoenix

Aaron and Kai

Santhiya and Rhian

Works

Farai in prison (art)

Part 1

Crossover with @wolfeyedwitch's And Still series:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Extras:

Incorrect quotes

Kai in wolf form carrying Phoenix (sketch)

Halloween costumes (edited picrews)

Phoenix character sheet

Hero outfits: Abbie, Indigo, Segun, Aaron, Kai, Phoenix, Santhiya, Morfydd, and Lian (picrews)

Rescue drabble (maybe not quite canon?)

Phoenix's camouflage going haywire (needs some changes to be canon but I still like it)

Character asks

Phoenix

What is the worst thing they have ever done to someone else?

What torture technique are they most afraid of? Has it ever been used on them? If so, why and by whom?

What would safety feel like for them?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

Do they have any scars or tattoos? (Between A long-overdue medical and Cold)

What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? (just before Cold)

🍐 What is Phoenix's mentality? Are they overall positive? Negative? A bit of both? Describe their thought patterns and reasoning behind their choice making!

What qualities does your OC most value in a friend? Loyalty? Shared sense of humour? Or something else?

To what extent does your OC believe in the value (or even existence) of true altruism? Do they see an unselfish concern for the welfare of others as being naïve or foolish? Or as a moral quality to which people should aspire?

👀 phoenix, what is your biggest mistake?

4. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

5. Do you have any role models? Tell us a little bit about them.

7. How would you describe yourself in three words?

10. What’s your biggest goal? How do you hope to achieve this?

14. Where are you happiest?

🎫

Aaron

🌹 How easy is it for Aaron to connect with others and make friends? On the flip side how easy is it for him to make an enemy of someone? Are they the kind of person who hangs around the food table at a party and never talks to anyone or are they the type who can talk to anyone?

Kai

⭐ What is Kai afraid of? Any crippling phobias or some such? How does he act when scared and what helps him calm down? Does anyone ever find him scary? Why?

☾ - sleep headcanon

#immortal whump #outcast whumpee #team whump #hero whump #hero and villain #immortal cannon fodder #superheroes

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artzychic27 · 1 year

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Incorrect sb+ib with she ra and the princesses of power quotes?

Max: Imperfection is what makes scientific experimentation possible! Imperfection is beautiful!... At least, to me.

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Alya: Isn’t it obvious? There’s an amok spy somewhere in the school! *Thunder and lightning* And no one is going anywhere until we figure out who it is!

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Scarlet Beetle: He’s just so cute!

Monarch: I am not cute!

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Rose: It’s not easy being the friendly and upbeat girl all the time! And I get that it’s hard being friends sometimes. You gotta work at it. So why am I always the only one who’s willing to work at it?

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Jean: I can’t cry on cue. Whenever a roll calls for tears, the only thing that works is thinking about people falling. They’re tears of laughter, but no one can tell the difference!

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Ikati Black: Ooh! Are we messing with Scarlet?! *Sits in Scarlet Beetle’s lap and purrs*

Scarlet Beetle: Ikati, do you have to sit right there?

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Aurore: The Scarlet Akumas are wreaking havoc across Paris! We gotta find a way to survive, and-

Cosette: Leave this to me! *Slams their notebook on the table and opens it to a few illustrations* I've been keeping track of everyone’s weakness. And I've figured out the best tactical strategy to overpower every one of them. Nath’s weakness is obvious.

Aurore: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Real obvious. And, um, ahem, what is it exactly?

Cosette: Everyone knows he twisted his ankle when he was a kid. If you keep him off balance, his injury will act up on him. *Flips to a page of them kicking Nathaniel’s ankle* So if we come across Evillustrator, I'll target it, and subdue him, and take his akuma, and save him, and remind him of it every time he tries to take the last cupcake at lunch! *Shows a drawing of Nathaniel handing her a cupcake*

Simon: Right. But could we circle back to your not-at-all-weird-and-very-detailed theories on our weaknesses?

Ismael: Yeah, not all of us will be as easy as a twisted ankle.

Cosette: Oh, you don't believe me. That's--That's fine. I'll just demonstrate. Simon’s weakness? *Pushes a laptop off of a desk which Simon quickly catches* tech.

Simon: Demon!

Cosette: Mireille- loud noises. Reshma- also loud noise. Aurore can't act to save her life. Also, EXTERME pigtail-envy with Stormy Weather. Ismael- crippling self-doubt mixed with overwhelming hubris.

Ismael: Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's, like, really personal compared to loud noises.

Denise: What about me?

Cosette: An inability to unleash your full strength due to your overwhelming fear of hurting the people you care about.

Denise: Some might say that's actually a positive quality.

Cosette: It's really not. Jean weakness... *Scrolling through a comments section* Terrible reviews of plays he was in.

Jean: NO! *Smacks the phone out of Cosette’s hand* You've spent a lot of time thinking about this, huh?

Cosette: Contingency plans are how you win, and we will win.

Lacey: Okay, we get it. They are easy to take down. You and your files don't have anything on real threats, like me. *Sees Cosette holding a picture of her brothers over a lit match* You monster!

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Marinette: *After meeting Audrey* Chloé… *Holds her hands* You’re worth more than what you can give to other people. You deserve love, too.

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Monarch: I’m like, the only one who’s not a hero.

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Denise: I Am Brave, Strong, Loyal, And I Give Great Hugs!

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Simon: What does it say?

Alix: *Reading her dad’s note* It says, “What did the ancient Greeks say when they burned dinner?” … “It was ruined.”

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Cosette: So, we all pitched in, took Jean’s ration bars for a week, and made this! *Points to a cake*

Jean: I’m hungry, but celebrating your victory is worth it.

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*After the Wish was made, it’s now the canon universe*

Lila: *Sits next to Nathaniel* Hi. I’m Lila.

Nathaniel: Oh, hey. Nathaniel.

Lila: … *Stares at him* You know, I don’t know what it is, but I do not like you.

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Nathaniel: *Pulling Alix along* Come on, let’s get you outside. You need some air.

Alix: No, Nath, I don’t need air- *Suddenly, she and Nathaniel are on the roof of the school* … How… How did we get out here?

Nathaniel: We climbed up, like we always do. Don’t you remember?

Alix: I don’t know what’s happening to me. It’s like I’m losing my mind!

Nathaniel: You just need to relax.

Alix: Yeah. Yeah, you’re right. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. *Looks at Nathaniel, and for a brief second, he turns into Monarch* …

Nathaniel: Of course, I’m right. Everything’s perfect. I mean, unless you count HawkMoth running around, but, that’s why we got Ladybug and Chat Noir.

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Lila: *Pouring some chloroform into a rag* In fact, Kim, I think I know some nice people who can help if you just-

Kim: *Quickly turns around and Lila hides the rag* Lila! You have to remember something! Tell me you remember! Everyone’s acting like things are perfect, except for you. Oh, and don’t get me started on Nath-

Lila: Nath?… Nathaniel?… *Has a flashback of Monarch striking her with his cane and a pink tambourine cracking*

Kim: … You do remember.

Lila: … N-No, I… *Has a flashback of Monarch snatching Scarlet Beetle and Ikati Black’s Miraculous* I mean, I don’t know. And, Nathaniel, he… Did he… Do something? *Looks around, startled* … What’s going on?! I keep forgetting things!… This is all wrong! How did we get here?

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Marinette: *Having flashbacks of Monarch transforming back into Nathaniel, putting on the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculous, and smirking* Nathaniel. It was Nathaniel! Nathaniel did this. He… He was dressed as Shadow Moth, he took… *Flashes back to Scarlet Beetle and Ikati Black unconscious on the ground transforming into him and Max* The Miraculous… He made the Wish?!

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Kim: Oh, wow. This is gonna be a lot to explain. And it’s gonna sound a little weird, but I swear, it’s all true. *Sighs* … Reality is collapsing in on itself because of the Wish Nathaniel made back in a different reality. The Nathaniel here had the Butterfly Miraculous in the other world except you guy don’t remember because the Wish altered memories. It was pretty crazy. The Butterfly Miraculous is now in Hawkmoth’s hands, but I promise, it used to be Nathaniel’s, and Marc had the Peacock Miraculous, and I was fighting Nathaniel and Marc when they had the Butterfly and Peacock Miraculous, because I had the Ladybug Miraculous and I was fighting them alongside by partner, Ikati Black. I had the same powers as Ladybug, but a cooler suit, but Nathaniel- Monarch, used the Ladybug and Black Miraculous to make the wish, and I need Ladybug and Chat Noir to help re-do the wish and save all reality. *Takes a deep breath and starts panting*

Master Fu: I… Uh…

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Marinette: *Grabs Austin T’s shoulders* Austin, I know what I’m about to say sounds crazy, but-

Austin T: Is this about the unstable portal caused by Nathaniel’s wish that’s slowly consuming and warping our reality?

Marinette: Now, you’re not gonna believe- What did you just say?

Austin T: Oh, I figured it all out a while ago while you guys were still freaking out about Nath and Marc being villains in another reality.

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Marcelle: Nino! You aren’t the spy!

Nino: You don’t know that! It all makes sense. Who else could it be? *Thunder and lightning*

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Cosette: I think I saw Marinette with Nino’s phone.

Nino: Wait, you guys have been here the whole time?

Cosette/Simon/Lacey: Uhh…

Cosette: *Offers a cupcake* Cupcake?

Sabrina: I can’t believe you read those two! Dark Mystery: The Mercury Case is my favorite.

Alya: Ugh, that one’s so predictable. I saw that twist coming a mile away.

Chloé: *Posing on the table*

Kim: Chloé. You weren’t even there.

Adrien: I told you how I took out 100- No, 150 guys, right?

Alya: *Groans*

Nino: You have to arrest me for everyone’s safety! Otherwise my evil alter-ego might do it again!

Max: Nino. Knock it off.

Chloé: *Posing with a ball and chain*

Kim: Still no! And put that back!

Max: *After interviewing Manon and Kiran, Mme. Bustier and Mendeleieve, and Denise and Simon who look a little irked after their date was interrupted* Not them. No. No.

Lacey: Okay, so, I think, like, maybe Scarlet Beetle did it!

Alix: Hey! We already questioned you!

Lacey: Oh yeah, I came back for the cupcakes!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #ao3fic #scarlet beetle & ikati black #she ra and the princesses of power #she-ra #mlb ocs #angst #crack #fluff #she ra

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I introduce to you, My TMNT Iteration as incorrect quotes

(To help you get a feel on their personalities)

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Mikey: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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Raph: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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Squad is playing Among Us

Leo: I believe April is innocent, I was with her the whole time. Casey, what were you doing?

Casey: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

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Leo: You’re my twin brother, I would do anything for you.

Raph: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Leo: Absolutely not.

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Donnie: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Casey: Are you calling me short?

Donnie: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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Casey: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

The Turtles: ...

Casey: Oh, right. The lying.

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Casey, holding up his class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”.

Mikey, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?

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Mikey, upon learning how Casey did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Casey: Well, not really.

Mikey: You’re just a liar.

Casey: A magical liar!

Mikey, clapping: YAY!!

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Raph: Casey has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Donnie: That can't be true!

Raph: Watch this.

Raph: Hey Casey, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Casey: Throws himself out a window

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Leo: So Mikey, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Mikey: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Leo: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

Mikey: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Leo: A whole potato?

Mikey: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Leo: These just look like big slabs of black.

Mikey: Because that's what they are!

Mikey: And then for desert, we have chocolate.

Leo: These are just chocolate chips?

Mikey: They sure are!

Mikey: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Mikey: lifts up a glass of blended toast Bon appetite!

#eevee's tmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #incorrect quotes #quotes #incorrect quotations #raphael tmnt #leo tmnt #tmnt donatello #tmnt iteration #tmnt aberration

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