#source:mom

[lordyouko]

Hufflepuff: I’m clean and sober two years, and I’m so grateful because living with dignity and self-respect is all I ever wanted.

Slytherin: I’m sober 26 days, I just came from picking up trash on the side of the highway and as for dignity and self respect, you don’t miss what you never had.

[notinsufferable]

Gryffindor meets Slytherin

Gryffindor, about Slytherin: I’m guessing she hates me.

Hufflepuff: Yeah, but she hates so many people. She hates Celestina Warbeck, I mean who hates Celestina Warbeck. The woman’s a hit machine.

[notinsufferable]

Slytherin: you’re being a bitch

Ravenclaw: I’m not being a bitch, I’m being honest.

Slytherin: I’ll be honest, too. You’re being a bitch.