#spamton survived and i will too

[dashastoudenova]

Been feeling very drained and depressed recently, will push through.

[gobstoppr]

been so long since ive drawn this stupid idiot (affectionate) take some mspaint scribbles

[colliholly]

So I was recently cursed with another one of those “Won’t stop thinking about it until I make it a reality” ideas. Miniature Spamton After Not Surviving jars

Gotta make a few adjustments and see if I can make tiny labels to slap on them, but they’re getting there >:) I have some key rings and eye hook screws coming in too to make them keychains

[factual-fantasy]

26 ASK! :DDDD🎉🎉🎉

I do not.. :/ Sorry!

@mason-gaylord

:DDD Thank you!! ☕ I'm hanging in there as best I can <:) Thank you for the well wishes. I hope the same for you!

@boxofcreampuffs (SKJAJD HORSE XDDDD)

AAAAA THANK YOUU SO MUCH!!! THATS SO SWEET!! I PLAN TO GET BACK AROUND TO BOTH FANDOMS SOMETIME SOON AFTER MY COMIC IS DONE!!💖💖💖💖💖

@chaotic-public-menace (Post in question)

<XD While that is true, this comic is way overdue. Its taken me some weeks to make and it should have been up like a month ago! I just wanna get it done already so I'm trying to not get distracted by FNAF and other drawing ideas-

@ditzyclown

I haven't actually decided on whether or not the other Addison's were good or bad guys. This would change their reaction to seeing Spamton.

I had this idea that Spamton's world is a lot like Seam and Jevil's. Its more cruel and wicked than the original Deltarune.. And Spamton might not have been particularly close with the other Addison's.. They had no time for bonds or relationships. It was a dog eat dog world, every man for himself.

Branching off of that, one idea I had was the other Addison's had become jealous of Spamton's success and tried to kill him by pushing him into the acid pools.. Only for Spamton to survive and reemerge as a horrific looking creature..

If I go with the evil Addison story.. some Addison's might run away in fear just because of how horrific Spamton looks. Though some might deliberately abandon him becuase they hated him/were jealous of him and felt like he deserves this.

If I go with a story where the other Addison's weren't responsible for the acid fall.. they might still run away in fear. Seeing this horrible beast.. not realizing its one of their own.

@bunny-coffee

XD No problem! Soft boi Gregory is best Gregory!

@beryl-shade

In my AU, none of the other Glamrock's know that Gregory exists. But if they did, maybe Roxy would envy it a bit..? Having someone look up to Freddy and not her might hurt her ego a bit.. :(

@elegysonnet

Oh no no, his top and bottom row of teeth are separate. Like these pictures here show,

(Post in question for the pictures)

The top row of teeth all fused together and became one big cracked tooth. And the bottom row did the same. But the two rows are separate and he can still open his mouth.

To think that if while he was initially melting, he had kept his mouth closed? His teeth would have melted together and he wouldn't be able to eat anything easily.. if at all.

Please don't draw fanart of any of my stuff. There are no exceptions.

(Also thank you💖)

@skellacant

Thank you! :DDD

@iziria09

You just made their night XDD

Thank you! I'm hanging in there 😅 I hope you are well too! :}}

They're dry :x

@crimson-thinker

I imagine that Bonnie Bowl might have a flashlight.? And Pirates cove would have a box of confiscated Bon-cams XD

I don't really remember what the other collectables were in the game so I don't really have a reference to go off of..

Buuuut,,, maybe from Bonnie bowl you could also get one of Bonnies signature bowling balls? A purple bowling ball with a rabbit ears print on it somewhere.

And for Pirates Cove perhaps a cheap pirate captains hat? I had this idea that there's 100s of these cheap captain hats that Foxy gives away to the kids every day. So maybe that could be a collectable too? :00

@ninaandthegames

XD Once I'm done with this project that will be me. Posting the most painful angst I can conjure up

I have not. But something tells me its about Hares/Rabbits XDD

@randox-talore

Yeah, me and some friends theorized about that. We thought "Maybe Vanessa or William is taking care of the animatronics and keeping them clean"

But even if they were, you cant help certain wears and tears. They would look noticeably worn, stained, torn in some places and a bit brittle in others after so many years of just existing.

They also missed out on a lot of scares by making them pristine. Bonnie's face could have had a crack/split down the side. "Oh yeah that's been there for a while, its fine" Only for it to fall of later in the movie revealing these piercing red eyes and a Childs head lodged in Bonnie's face/jaw.

Or Chica could have her beak come off or dangle down and reveal colorful wires hanging down.. and.. is that a childs arm.?

(Post in question)

Oh yeah, he'd be scared. Even the Captain is spooked in that AU XD

@kaiserdarken (WAAA SORRY FOR ANSWERING SO LATE! I was originally going to draw something as a response to this but I never got around to it and it got burriedddd.. my apologies. Better late than never I suppose-)

I do celebrate Halloween, which means Bibi and Jangles would as well XD For Halloween I like to dress up in some way and carve pumpkins. Although I forgot to carve any this year and didn't have a good opportunity to dress up unfortunately-

I can see Bibi wanting to dress up and carve pumpkins too. But he might not actually be strong enough to puncture a pumpkin to carve it <XD He'd need some help-

Jangles would just eat all of the candy. Plus pumpkin pie and more candy-

(Again one of those asks I was going to respond to with a drawing but never got around to ittttt.. I'm sorry-)

Its been so long since you sent this I cant actually remember what it was referring to.💀 IM SO SORRY! Its still funny though! <XDD

(Another ask I was going to respond to with a comic- sorry for the lateness!)

Thank you so much! And yeah, "Jangles looks like Papyrus," I get that a lot <XD

(Yet another late ask that was meant to have a drawing attached😭 Sorry!)

(Bibi sweating profusely) "PLEASE do not die for me- I prefer you were alive--"

@minnesotamedic186 (ANOTHER late ask meant to have its own post but I got lazy😭💔Sorry!)

The basic idea for my Kirby AU is that I took the other metaknight's and added them to the Kirby Right back at Ya universe :00 I cant remember what info I shared before because this ask was sent so long ago.. but I'll just recap Axe Knights story because it has the most detail!

Axe Knight was Metaknight's first follower, and best friend. He was with Metaknight from the very beginning. They became star warriors together when they were both a bit young. Axe Knight truly believed in Metaknight. He saw greatness in his friend, he saw a true hero. And he truly believed Metaknight was going to end this war and save the world. Its because of this adoration and belief, that Axe Knight devoted himself to Metaknight and proclaimed himself to be his first follower.

It was not too long after when tragedy struck. A battle broke out and Axe knight sacrificed himself to protect Metaknight. As he lay on the ground, dying from his sacrifice.. he saw Metaknight too laying on the ground nearby. Unmoving, and in a pool of his own blood. Axe knight died with his heart twisted in grief. Thinking that his sacrifice had failed. And that his best friend had died.

Metaknight of course survived, and Axe Knights sacrifice was the only thing that saved him. But Axe Knight didn't know that before he died. Metaknight buried his best friend and left that planet in grief. Forever changed by this loss..

But Axe Knight.. wasn't totally gone. Axe died grieving, thinking that this world lost a great warrior; Metaknight. Thinking that it was so cruel Metaknight didn't get to live longer. To travel the universe and save lives. They were robbed of a hero. Because of Axe Knights failure. His soul was so disturbed that it couldn't move on. He later crawled out of his grave, with a fiery determination to make things right. To go out there and save as many lives as possible. To protect anyone he can and to help all who need him. Because that's what Metaknight would have done.

Eventually after years of blindly wandering the universe.. battling monsters and saving innocents.. he crosses paths with dreamland. He finds himself in a little town full of Cappys.. And then he runs in to a familiar face...

(ANOTHER ASK THAT WAS MEANT TO HAVE A DRAWING RESPONSE IM SORRY-)

I was going to draw a comic of Jangles making a vlog style video. "Hey guys, welcome to pranking with Jangles. Today I'm gonna prank Bibi by throwing this cheese slice at his face!"

He sneaks up behind Bibi who is sitting on a beanbag and reading or something- "Hey Bibi" He turns around

Jangles throws the cheese slice and it completely misses and just splats on the ground. "Oh oops"

Bibi: "????"

@uay778 (The last ask that I was going to draw something for and never got around to. So sorry!)

I was going to draw a comic to this where I replace the bandages with clean, fresh ones. But then they immediately get soaked with blood again XDD Its just a part of my design!

[taralen]

A simple tribute to my beloved dwarf frog Pal and his tadpoles that died from freak accidents shortly after his passing. He developed acute dropsy without warning or any signs and passed away three days later. 😔He is survived by his "wife" and only remaining tadpole.

I originally had this Miniton Spamton [F1] patting his head to heal him, but I felt that was kind of cope, so I did this instead.

This funny little man helped me through my grieving, but I still teared up working on this, admittedly.

RIP Pal 2021 - 2023 You weren't too bright, but you were a good little fellow. May you sing your cute squeaky songs in Heaven. Love you forever.

[bigshot]

Spamton wouldn't really call it dumpster diving.

He's graduated from diving head first into literal garbage. Since arriving in the city he's had a vaguely steady income, he doesn't need to survive on food salvaged from trash cans and he can afford to be a little more picky about what he sells, but old habits die hard and reclaiming damaged products from behind businesses to resell isn't too bad a gig.

His latest hunting trip's got him slowly making his way down an alley near to an old dive bar. There's probably nothing good coming from such a cheap place, but he's been able to resell the fancier looking empty bottles before and he could always get lucky enough to find trinkets left behind by drunks.

Though... there's a problem.

A familiar man shaped lump is slumped facedown ahead of him, probably passed out drunk (as usual). Spamton stops dead in his tracks once he recognizes Brad's poncho, hesitating before finally turning back the way he came... and it's only a few steps in before he stops.

Part of him, the smart part, is screaming to leave the human be. Brad made it obvious that he wants nothing to do with him anymore and Spamton can hardly blame him, he'd have done the same if he was in Brad's shoes. He's honestly shocked it took so long.

But... another part, shriveled up and battered but still going strong, demands he do something. Anything.

Before he can think better of it, Spamton's moved to stand over Brad's passed out form. A million scenarios play out in his head all at once, from killing to maiming to kicking the bastard's teeth in, but when he readies a foot... he just presses it flat against Brad's side, rolling him onto his back with a rough shove.

"THOUGH TYOU COULD [playing hooky], [[$!%@#]]???!!?" Oh thank God, looks like he's breathing, "SKIPING W0RK!!!!!! NO BODY [[No Call, No Show]] ON SPAMT!SPAMNTON!!!!!!"

"GET UP!!!! GETUPGET UP GET UP!!!! I G0T A [Broken Bones?] TO PICK WOTH YOU!!! YUO [[$@+#]]ER!!1!!!"

@armstrongstyles

[springbloggy]

The ultimate Knight Burgerpants theory

So... I am starting to believe that Burgerpants might be a more valid candidate for the knight than I thought. This is more of a loose sort of presentation than a theory, but I will try to make it as coherent as possible. Sit back as we discuss this extremely bizarre theory.

If you want the full unhinged Springy experience of this theory, you can listen to this song while you read as it was stuck in my head as I was coming up with this theory (maybe due to the scarily fitting lyrics).

Hope you enjoy!

What do we know about Burgerpants from Undertale and Deltarune?

First, let's dive into what we know about Burgerpants.

Burgerpants is a 19-year-old cat-like monster who works at the MTT Brand Burger Emporium, which can be found at the MTT Resort connected to the CORE. He is the last vendor found in Undertale, so he sells the most healing/powerful items in the game. Burgerpants doesn't like his job, so much so that he's relieved when he finds out that everyone in the Genocide Route is gone, presumably because it means he doesn't have to work anymore.

Huh? Everyone else is DEAD? ... Does that mean I don't have to work today? God. That it were true, little weirdo. That it were true.

Despite his supposedly soul-crushing job, Burgerpants is optimistic about becoming an actor, or at least getting another job flipping burgers under a different boss.

Little buddy! There's a brand new world out there waiting for us. I'm sure with my (ahem) qualifications, it won't be long before I'm a famous movie star... Or, maybe I'll just end up flipping burgers again. But it's as I say! Nowhere to go but up! Literally, in this case!

In the pacifist route, one can set him up to go out on a date with Catty and Bratty, suggesting that he may have a crush on them even though he doesn't want to admit it.

In Deltarune, he is known as Pizzapants because he works at the ICE-E Pizza instead of the MTT Burger Emporium, which is related to his Undertale backstory and may be the same or similar in Deltarune.

So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next. ... Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing. I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground. Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up! But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers... ... caused my pants to fall down. Then the girls laughed at me. Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.

Much like Burgerpants, Pizzapants hates his job and his coworkers, but there are a few differences. He's not seen smoking, which could be an indicator that he hates ICE-E's at least marginally less than MTT Burger, and he's good friends with Asriel. However, he still dreams of becoming an actor and doesn't want to work for ICE-E's forever, describing it as "hell".

Now, time to go into the little details that could point to a potential Knight Burgerpants.

Shopkeeper stuff

All of the shopkeepers in the games so far are either implied to be connected to Gaster in some way (Seam, Spamton) or have a greater understanding of the world around them (Seam again, Gerson, Temmie, if you count her as being based on a real person).

At first, Burgerpants doesn't seem to fit the mold, but if you look at a piece of dialogue in a certain way, there might be a case where he fits in with the other shopkeepers. In the Genocide Route, Burgerpants says this when you taunt him.

Sorry little weirdo, threats won't work on me. I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days.

At first glance, the dialogue is pretty funny, however the first part where he acknowledges that threats don't work on him matches up with what Gerson says when you taunt him in the genocide route.

I've lived too long to be afraid of something like you. Try it, kiddo! ... I know you can't here. Wah ha... Knowledge like that is the only reason I've survived so long.

It's possible that Burgerpants, like Gerson, has a greater understanding that his position as a burger salesman is actually what keeps him safe. As much as he hates his job, the lack of vacation days actually benefits him.

The fact that no one bothered to tell him to evacuate could also fit the "forgotten" motif of Deltarune, as it can be interpreted that no one told Burgerpants what was happening simply because they forgot he existed.

Frisk telling Burgerpants to go to hell is also kind of interesting in a multi-layered way. It's not implied that Frisk says this or anything like it to the other characters in the genocide route, which could mean that Frisk has some sort of weird additional reason for hating Burgerpants besides wanting to murder everyone and Burgerpants being inaccessible. Hell is also associated with the Devil, which fits with Gaster's 6 motif. There is also the fact that Burgerpants works near the CORE, a hot, lava-filled place reminiscent of Hell that was the home of Gaster's many experiments.

Connections to ICE-E's

ICE-E's is one of the stranger aspects of Deltarune; for a seemingly unimportant chain of pizzerias, there is much to suggest that the place may be more important than it first appears.

A picture of ICE-E can be seen gratified in the Dark World.

ICE-E's Pain Chart expression can be seen in a children's word search in Undertale, next to a FUN event with a snowman version of ICE-E labeled "Nightmare".

The Spamton Sweepstakes also mentions a story Noelle told about how she believes ICE-E is a cryptid, as well as a story she told about how an ICE-E pizza box winked at her, causing Dess to burn the box and Kris to bury the remains. Kris also told Noelle about how they saw ICE-E "eating children", which caused Dess to hit them with a wiffle bat for lying, but Kris is still acting like they really saw it years later.

The fact that Burgerpants works at ICE-E's puts him in the spotlight, as he is a pre-existing and well-known character from Undertale. In a future hypothetical dark world based on ICE-E's, Burgerpants could become important; many theorize that he could become a potential party member, but Toby could pull the rug out from under the players and reveal Burgerpants as the boss.

It's also interesting to note that Burgerpants calls ICE-E's hell. This is in contrast to his infamous quote in Undertale that he can't "go to hell".

By becoming the Knight, one of Burgerpants' motives might be to "get out of hell". How does one get out of hell? By either redeeming oneself or making a deal with the Devil.

Puppet/Cat Elemental Pair

Elemental Pairs are a hidden property in Deltarune that are assigned to some enemy bullet patterns and party armor. Players would normally discover them through Spamton's dialog.

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF [elemental pairs]!? WITH AN [Valuable item], YOU CAN DEFEND AGAINST [Puppet/Cat], OR [Thunder/Light], [Dark/Star]… JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE [$#&*] THAT USE [Death/Scythe]!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!

In the game's code, the Puppet/Cat elemental pair is the 6th element and is assigned to Spamton NEO, Tasque Manager, and Tasque. Two of the characters are cat-like species, while Spamton is tied to Gaster, a character associated with the number 6.

Gaster himself has been associated with cats since Undertale, as Gaster Follower #1 is a small head and cat-like monster. The follower is infamous for telling the story of how Gaster split across space and time, and how he holds a piece of Gaster in his hand.

There are two ways to interpret the sprite, one is that the head is the "Piece of Gaster" and the cat monster is holding it. The other is that the cat monster is the piece of Gaster. If the head is the piece, it means that the cat has lost control of its own body because the head speaks for it. If the piece is the cat, then the cat-Gaster is stuck forever in a statue-like state in a laughing pose.

So what does Burgerpants have to do with this elemental pairing? First of all, Burgerpants is a cat-like monster, which fits the motif so far. But more interestingly, as a fast-food worker and an unplayable NPC, he would fit the puppet motif, since he has to work for another power and is programmed to do so. If Burgerpants really was the Knight and was working for/under another power, then that would reinforce the puppet motif.

Other examples of potential Burgerpants Knight Foreshadowing

Burgerpants taking off the head of the ICE-E costume head and saying "It's me, little buddy!" could be a similar setup to Flowey introducing himself and then echoing that in the pacifist ending where he is revealed to be Asriel.

Spamton quotes Burgerpants (or maybe Burgerpant's boss/Frisk) when discussing the Knight.

Seam warns about not visiting the dark world at night time.

...By the by, it's growing late, isn't it? You should hurry home once you finish your business here. You don't want to get caught when the sun goes down...

This could be because the Knight visits and creates dark worlds at night, which is theoretically when Burgerpants' shift would end.

Burgerpants' dream of being an actor actually matches what the Knight is - an ordinary Lightner pretending to be a great and powerful Knight.

Burgerpants is one of the few "unimportant" characters to write Valentine's Day cards, and he is also the only card writer who is outwardly negative, as even the cards from enemies and bosses are tame.

The Knight has no known motive, and no one knows the Knight's true identity. Pizzapants has no known origin as to how he got the nickname Pizzapants in Deltarune, Catty and Bratty aren't friends in Deltarune, so it's probably not the same backstory as in Undertale. Pizza/Burgerpants' real name also remains unknown, so if he is a Knight, it could be a double reveal of not only the Knight's identity, but also Burgerpants' real name.

The Knight is often referred to as the "Strange Knight," and it may be that Burgerpants' strange characteristics, or his ICE-E costume that transforms into a bizarre suit of armor when he enters the Dark World, are what make the Knight so "strange".

Toby said that the ending was based on a fever dream, and having a fast food worker be the cause of the end of the world would totally fit a fever dream scenario.

Potential Motives

I think Burgerpants would have the simplest of motives. He is tired of being bossed around and working a menial job. Creating and influencing dark worlds is the closest he can get to the true freedom and control that his life lacks. Burgerpants also feels that his life has been wasted, and becoming the Knight will give him a chance to live it to the fullest.

I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy. You've still got time. Don't live like me. I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.

In fact, one of the first things you learn about the Knight is that he locked up the other kings and put the current king in place. I've noticed with most knight theories, most people ignore or rewrite this detail, as it wouldn't make sense with their candidate of choice. However, Seam backs up this story, and I don't think he's the kind of person to lie about a story like this, or at least get the wrong impression of what had happened.

This is why having Burgerpants as the knight actually kind of makes some sense. Why is that? Because by putting the King in order, Burgerpants not only gets to choose his own boss, something he couldn't do before, but he also gets to subject others to the same treatment he had as some sort of power fantasy. Now Burgerpants gets to be the powerful boss, giving orders and having people cower for him.

A common misconception is that all Superbosses lose control and must gain freedom due to Spamton's situation. Jevil, however, may prove this assumption wrong. Unlike Spamton, whose primary goal is to gain freedom, Jevil has an "I can do anything" attitude about his situation. Even though he is imprisoned, Jevil believes that he is more free than those outside his cell.

So what is happening with the Superbosses? Well, I think the Superbosses operate under a sort of "give one - take one" system, intentionally or not. Basically, Gaster gives the Superbosses the information they need to achieve their goals - freedom for Jevil, becoming a great salesman for Spamton - but he also takes something away from them. Social status and/or mental state for Jevil and control for Spamton.

Assuming that Gaster is working with the Knight, the Knight would gain the ability to create any Dark World in any location he wants and the ability to have massive influence in that world, but eventually the real world will be taken away from him and destroyed by the Roaring. As an additional consequence, the Superbosses and Knight will eventually be forced to learn the true nature of their world and be driven mad by it. The Knight may not have reached this point yet, but he will by the end of the game.

By becoming a Knight, Burgerpants has the freedom to become a powerful figure, to be his own boss, and to receive love and recognition from others that he may not fully receive in the Light World. Burgerpants, assuming he knows about it as the Knight, is one of the few characters who wouldn't mind a potential Roaring. Either because he knows he would lose his job if the world ends and thus never have to work again and never see people he dislikes again, or because he has been promised/believes that with the Roaring he can recreate the world any way he wants. A world where he can become a famous actor loved by everyone and/or a powerful ruler like he became in the Dark Worlds.

It's also possible that Burgerpants' motives are actually admirable. Burgerpants may want to be the hero for a long-standing cold case, that of Dess' disappearance. Then he can gain the fame that might lead to him being hired as an actor. However, I think the case that his motives are tied to his dead-end job and his low feelings for others is a stronger argument for potential motives, as it could show how all Dark World adventures are ultimately self-sufficient. Or it could be a great contrast to how Kris' adventures are about friendship (in the non-Snowgrave route), but the Knight's are self-centered.

In any case, a Knight Burgerpants might actually be terrifying to fight, because Burgerpants would be the character most unhinged and relentless enough to put up an extreme fight to keep his dream world going.

Conclusion?

In conclusion, Burgerpants may be an unlikely candidate for the Knight, but the case for him is hopefully compelling and interesting enough to warrant further consideration.

[2dboisloyal-devotee]

Could you do spamton that use to be a good friend and a big shot like but lose everything and hide out of pure shame of losing it all.

I hope I got your ask right, anon, here it is! I did what I think fit best, do enjoy :D

Long Lost Old Friend (Platonic Spamton)

Contains: GN reader, negative self-talk (coming from Spamton), hurt-comfort, major spoilers(?)

>)~ Imagine/headcanons

You and Spamton had been best buddies, it was no wonder you two soon became the talk of the city.

People would usually see you both together, hanging out in many places that it being a daily occurrence is just normal to accept as the charming part of the city.

Despite them seeing you and him closer than ever, you felt like there was ever-growing chasm that served quite a distance between you two.

It was glaringly clear, more so in some days.

The cashier chirped with a fresh smile as soon as Spamton and you got in the quiet cafe. Not because it was one of those days with less customers than usual, but because the cafe itself was the one with pricey royalty-like products.

“Hey, welcome, you two! The usual?”

“Yes, yes!” Spamton replied, equally as cheerful. “[Name], you can take a seat, I'll be paying, free of charge just like before.”

You frowned and went closer to the cashier, getting out your wallet.

“Let me pay for my own order at least, Tonnie, you know there's nothing special about this day, like before too. You can't keep paying for me and expect me to just accept it again.” It would be understandable if it was any other more cheaper cafe, but he was getting persistent in making you and him the regular of the cafe he didn't show any signs of stopping.

“[Name], [Name], my dearest most priceless friend in the whole wide world.” Spamton shook his head when he put his hand on yours and chiding you as if he wasn't the one who wronged you. “Not like that. It was merely unspoken agreement between us to not treat you any less. Believe in me and my respectable position as a successful salesman, there's still [plenty] more where that came from.”

You should've saw it coming. The abyss between that chasm served as a warning. Sooner or later, it would pull in either one of you to fall down.

In this case, he have fallen victim. For him who was an ambitious man just trying to survive in the highly competitive side of the world where it's mostly a dog eat dog situation... He have lost and got chewed out mercilessly.

Soon, Spamton vanished from your sights.

Asking for answers from the Addisons who were acquintances of his led you to a dumpster down the alleyway of the city, like now. Just looking and feeling from how the general area is structured, it gives off an abandoned that fits a castaway, not dared to be asked easily as it's not relevant anymore to their lives.

Knocking on the door of the building resembling a house(?), you wait in the eerily growing silence. Then, you call out to him again and this time with his nickname you two only use. “I only want to come check up on my friend, at least allow me this one thing so won't you let me in, Tonnie?”

For a moment, you hear a distorted chuckle from inside before the door snaps open. There behind the counter, you see him.

Who now lives in a shabby environment, who was left abandoned by his companions, who now stares at you with a growing smile and a wide stare you can't exactly pinpoint what he feels at the moment.

The silence is soon shattered by his scratchy voice.

“HE -EY BEST BUDDY HAVE I GOT SOME [[Very Specil]] DEAL FOR YOU IN [The Store]. A DEAL SO GOOD YOU WILL [$%$%]. [[You can, you should]] TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!”

You frown at his different tone of speech. So then you...

“Spamton. I'll give you a deal myself, how about you live in my house for a while. It's on me, to repay you for all those times you paid for me of course. But, most importantly, for being my friend... before. Let's get along for our future interest, okay?” Giving him your hand, you smile shakily. Be that as it may, seeing how much he has changed, he may not want to involve himself with the past—you—as a reminder how things took a turn for him.

Though, you can't assume more than that when Spamton only stares down at your hand for a disturbingly quiet moment in a blank static gaze. “You're too kind for me.”

As soon as you were wondering what happened, he suddenly shake your hand up and down in a excited but stiff manner.

“A DEAL [Too Good To Be True!!?] I'M [[$$%*$%*]] MYSELF IS A PROMISE. A PROMISE IS [[A Debt]] YOU WILL TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.” He's trembling with that grin like before. “DO YOU ACCEPT THE TERMS OF AGREEMENT AS A PART OF [[We Are Business Partners, right]]?”

You nod.

“OUR DEAL IS [Sealed, Approved] ! IT WILL BE IN AS PER TODAY UNTIL [[This Contract Is Active For A Lifetime]].”

That's one way for him to say you're best friend forever, you suppose.

[greyfacade]

Ask game questions! 5, 7, 8, and 23 for spamton bc I'm legally obligated to ask about him. You don't have to do all of them tho if you don't want!

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

I'm Gonna Win - Rob Cantor

First song I thought of, though I'm sure there are other more suitable songs I could come up with. But honestly, due to my illness I don't get to listen to music often. I'm sensitive to sound.

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

There's been some really nice fanart, and I love the fake ad ones people make, and the pinups. I love buying merch from people.

Its also nice when people treat their plushes nicely, or actually see him as more than just the "funny salesman." Don't get me wrong, Spamton's is an awesome a salesman and all, but that's not all he is.

Oh, my fave part though, is how everyone celebrates his fan birthday. Thats super sweet. I love seeing people make fanart for that.

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Hm.. there's lot of great fanart of him, and you can see what I post already.

But I guess his shop sprite. It's fun to talk to him.

I do wonder what he would be like in person though.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

Haha... heh.... well, this will get long... (Sorry.)

Mostly just the fact that the fandom is made up of a LOT of hateful people, who hatepost about Spamton because he's "popular," or because their fans of Swatch/Queen/Addisons and are in denial about what those guys did to him so they try to pin it on Spamton by saying "he deserved it" or saying it never happened.

Which is REALLY ironic in a way. But wait, we got more!

(_WARNING: RANT INCOMING!_ You dont have to read this.)

Many people can't get past the "funny salesman" trope. They think the salesman pitch Spamton puts on is literally all he is, that he really is this guy who is silly, obsessed with money, and batshit crazy. Does no one know how entertainment works!? Has no one ever followed a YouTuber or Twitch streamer, or gone to the circus or seen a live show? That how people act in front of a camera, isnt how they act all the time!? Spamton doesn't actually care about money, he said it himself; he does all he does because he's an entertainer trying to survive! The Spamton Sweepstakes, the Fangamer ads, the Twitter replies... while they contain truths and genuine things about him, for much of it, he's playing everyone like fiddles! He's saying whatever the hell he can to make you buy his shit, because funny thing, its his job! And the things is, it WORKS. Everyone totally buys in to it! But while I'm sure he does find joy in what he does, it can also be kind of painful that everyone actually thinks that's all he is in a way... they infantilize him, they treat him like he's crazy/stupid, they stereotype him, they make fun of him, they talk about wanting to hurt him... and they think its okay, because "he's in on the joke." Yeah? You really think anyone would find joy in seeing you make art of them getting abused/hurt/killed? REALLY? Ever thought that maybe... its not actually okay....

I guess I feel bothered by it. Sure Spamton chooses to play up all the stereotypes about him so that people will buy his stuff, and its cool that he can still joke about things like that. But... I wish people saw more of the real him sometimes, and realized he deserves kindness and respect like anyone else.

But I think Spamton is a good example of how people go too far, how they'll greedily take everything from someone, even their dignity, if it means feeding their own happiness. How they can't separate entertainment from reality (... yeah yeah, some irony there as I'm talking about a fictional character...)

In a way, the Spamton fandom, often represents to me, much of the things I hate about the entertainment industry, hell even fandom. I'm glad people love him and buy his stuff, but I also wish they liked him for kinder reasons. I hope that if he continues to be in entertainment, he gets to make something he loves, that allows him to be who he wants to be. Because like many of us, he sometimes gets trapped in a role, determined by other people. And while some of it is true, like he is funny and has a dark sense of humor, and I'm sure he does enjoy many of the things he does... but some of it, I think is sort of forced on him. It's like if you don't act the way everyone wants, they'll get angry or abandon you. And that, thats awful.

(And Im not saying don't enjoy his salesman persona, just that, I wish people saw the rest of him too. Because he's a kind, caring and brave guy, and I really wish him the best ya know?)

.... of course, I admit this might be some of my own self-projection too, but lets not unpack THAT.

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You made it this far, wow... uh... *gives you a gold star saying "I just wasted several minutes of my life to an insane fan rant." except all the words don't fit on the star, so it just says "I just wasted."*

... *runs away while you ponder the star*

[charrfie]

Sends you spamton ask. My guy when he is nervous in the light world because it's his chance to start over; to be something simpler. To not try so hard to be bigger than himself, a well deserved break...

I've been sitting on this ask overnight bc its something I feel I could say so much about and yet I don't know if I could really express it all. Because it's such a wild change for him. Something so strange and foreign. He doesn't want to mess this up; not everyone gets a second chance, and yet he does. I think he'd struggle with the thought of that a lot. Despite all the difficulties he's waded through throughout his life, he still has a lot of internalized self hatred that I'm sure would rear its head upon the second chance he's dreamed of and prayed for actually coming to fruition. He knows he's not been a good person in the past, so how come this is the chance he's been given?

That and the fact that spamton is very, very stubborn. Annoyingly so. He's stubborn in his perseverance, which both is a gift and a curse. It's what made him rise to fame, it's what caused his downfall, it's what's kept him alive and fighting even when he had nothing. He wants to prove others wrong about himself- about his worth. And I feel like that same stubbornness would shine through in his adjusting to the light world. The stubborn survival instinct to continue the only way he's ever known how to live combatted with the urge to change and start over. To let something new grow. However slow its bloom may be. In all the hatred he's seen over the years, kindness has been extended to him by kris, and that changes something in him. Maybe he too could show the same kindness to himself. Not kill who he's always been, but allow it to live peacefully alongside who he wants to become with his second chance. It's scary. And he's a nervous wreck about such a drastic change. He doesn't want to mess this chance up. Doesn't want to let it slip through his fingers.

I think that one day in the light world he would wake up and realize there's a weight no longer on his shoulders. His first thought wouldn't be the fear of losing the new life he's found, but that of the friends that surround him; those that are willing to support him no matter his past wrongdoings.

The idea of becoming simpler than one once was would be hard for him to truly imagine for himself. But he tries so hard, every day. Until it doesn't even strike him that he's allowed himself to really live again.

[lighterium]

I remembered This old thing I did and I decided, fuck it, why not make him a spamtoning Npc.

Bunnyton. The most self important rabbit to ever exist... And the weakest. He keeps getting owned and folded by many situations and people, usually it is his fault too, and still somehow survives. He's got a cosmetic neo form, but it's just that, cosmetic.

Extra below the cut

He was being mean to someone, so beetle just.

Yeah.

He’s also got cursed eyes

[spamtonology]

Reopening asks and submissions. I had deleted two asks but I remember the gist of them so let me answer these (and I apologize to the anons):

1. On Spamton being a thief/shoplifter, especially to survive: Yes, I’m fairly sure this is just canon, and not only does he steal to survive, he steals to re-sell things as we have again seen in canon when you visit his shop. He has no qualms about this.

2. On how to write Spamton’s speech: Zarla-S beat me to the punch on that one and she did an amazing job at breaking down the basics. My personal advice is to do it in a way that you find fun first and foremost, that’s how I was able to handle his speech especially with being able to insert as many little references to various things/media that I like as I could within his brackets! Initially I used a lot of number-replacement for his speech, but I found this too cluttered as I read over it and have since dropped it except in rare cases.

[stainedglassthreads]

There are occasional edgy fringe theories about how Kris killed Asriel, and Ralsei’s Light World form is Kris’ headband covered in dust. And shortly after Chapter 2 dropped, before most of the fandom more or less agreed that Dess was lost but not confirmed dead, I do remember seeing one or two theories that  Kris killed Dess and Asgore lost his job by covering for them. 

I’m not really a fan of either of those theories. I feel like the Asriel one is just baseless speculation and shock value, while as for the Dess one, most have disregarded it and for good reason: there’s just a LOT more evidence for her being missing, even in a supernatural way, than being dead. 

But there is one character who might actually be dead who I’ve been disregarding for a while, and now want to give a second glance over. 

Kris Dreemurr. 

There were a few edgy theories in Undertale, of course, that Frisk was dead. Every seemingly lighthearted fandom has its bizarre ‘it was all a dream’ or ‘this character was in a coma’ or ‘they were in purgatory all along’ theory, Undertale was no exception. I feel like this theory doesn’t completely make sense in Undertale. While Frisk and Kris share certain parallels, the idea that Frisk cannot live or exist without the Red Soul is not explored or even brought up, and as we move on from the game, it’s made pretty implicit that Frisk does get to live their own life (presuming one does not reset.) Between the brief glimpses of after the game ends that we get, Flowey imploring us to ‘let Frisk live their life,’ and the soft implication that the monsters may be speaking with Frisk in the Alarm Clock Dialogue... Frisk suddenly dropping dead the moment they reach the surface would come kinda outta left field, especially when Toby took the care of setting up what they may be doing on the surface-- living with Toriel or serving as Ambassador of the Monsters or starting a new adventure. 

But for all their parallels with Frisk, Kris’ situation is different. It’s made clear that they struggle a lot with the Red Soul. A parallel between them and Spamton is made, and when Spamton cuts his strings, expecting to be a real boy, he falls to the ground and does not get back up, in a very downer moment. 

The implication, taken to its logical conclusion, implies that without the Red Soul being inside them for too long, Kris might actually die. But it does beg the question... Was the Red Soul always their Soul? And if not, where is their real Soul? What happened to it? 

There are a couple of theories about where Kris’ real Soul is. If it was left in the Bunker, or if Gaster took it in a deal of some sort. I do not have anywhere near enough evidence to say with certainty where Kris’ soul is, so any guesses of mine would be 100% speculation. But I have to wonder if Kris technically died some time ago, and has been limping along by ‘borrowing’ the souls of passing entities, or something similar. If perhaps, rather than killing Dess or Asriel in the Bunker... ‘Kris’ was the one killed, and only ‘survived’ by becoming a passenger in their own body. 

I don’t think I’m the only one who’s theorized Kris may be dead. I do recall one other theory post citing how Susie calls Kris ‘the class zombie’ as possible unwitting foreshadowing on Susie’s end. I think we need more information on whatever the Red Soul is, how long it’s been there, and if there were any prior possessions before we can make a certain ruling either way tho. We’re still in just Chapter 2 out of 7, and I’m sure there’s a lot of things we don’t know. 

tl;dr: Asriel is alive. Dess is yet to be seen but probably not dead dead. Frisk is probably not dead post-Undertale, and probably goes on to live a long and happy life, before you reset. Kris would be less fine if the game ended and they were still stuck with the Red Soul. 

[movedtodykedvonte]

One thing that struck me about how thorough Spamton's fall from grace really was is that SCC don't recognize him at all. They're from a younger generation and probably weren't born/were very young at the height of his popularity but it just shows that there is NO surviving record of the guy anywhere. He's effectively been erased so well that now no one born after his downfall even knows his name.

I am a firm believer that Spamton wasn't wiped from any data-based or erased from anything. I think the reason SCC don't know him isn't even a lack of historical relevance in the Cyber World for Spamton but an all too realistic and more upsetting occurrence. The world moved on.

He's effectively a pop culture icon for cyber world darkeners, he was the car guy the big shot, but his legacy surpasses him to the point you don't actually know him. There's a record, we can tell by the old carts with his face or the big shot bow tie, or even the old poster. Yes, some of it is obscured in canon but it is a sign he has a lasting presence. He's like an old jingle you can recognize but you don't know the company or name. If you looked him up I'd reckon cyber citizens would find something but there's not really anything inciting a reason to as most probably believe he's dead.

He's a word-of-mouth myth at this point, something you have to be tipped off to as he kinda was like a passing trend. Trends get forgotten but that doesn't mean they were erased it's just you gotta look harder now as so many new ones have also came n went.

[mymarifae]

i don't think noelle's fucked up egg has anything to do with spamton like i know pipis are eggs or whatever but that just feels like the incorrect correlation. especially with the "ran away due to happiness" bit - that doesn't line up with spamton's themes. i think the egg she got is the same kinda egg as the ones we're getting from the man behind the tree. which have nothing to do with spamton. i firmly believe Pipis is more of a humor thing.

the eggs the man behind the tree gives us are "not important but not unimportant", and we will "need at least one to survive our teen years." once we have them, we can't discard them (not really, as far as i remember). we just kind of have to hold them and take care of them, like noelle did. also, when we "Use" the eggs, they make a weird sound. like noelle says her egg did.

maybe one day our eggs will run away due to happiness too. and then the kindness we showed to them will be repaid one day? in a crucial moment? who knows.

oh hey you know who else has a weird egg that they're taking care of. temmie. i am once again being given material for my "temmie is tied to the deep lore of the game" theory that no one seems to understand i am literally 110% serious about

[zombvibes]

aight I gotta deltarune theory and since I got jack shit followers Im sending it in an ask to get it out there and since you got almost as much utdr brainrot as I do your you're the lucky host for my parasite ramblings alright here we go: I don't trust Trashy wait wait hear me out. So looking at the secret bosses so far, we seem to have a theory of abandonment going, right? Spamton's pretty explicit with being an email scammer that no one falls for, and Jevil is the joker card that often gets discarded before a card game starts. So far nothing that the fandom hasn't already figured out, no new ground being broken. Assuming that this trend follows, and knowing Toby's love for recurring themes this is definitely possible, we can expect each of the next bosses to also be abandoned things. Now lets look at Trashy. What is he? Thats right, a trash can. What could possibly be considered more abandoned, more discarded, than literal trash? The very same trash that makes up his stinky stinky innards. Now I know what you might be thinking, this is clearly a coincidence, Trashy is just a silly little joke character made to fit in with his natural environment, a garbage dump. He has a few funny little lines, and then you fuck off and he is left in the trash where he belongs, right? Its not like he does anything strange or suspicious, right? Its not like he has anything about him that makes him unique or notable, right? Right? Well if you said yes, than congratulations because you are wrong. At the end of chapter 2, when you fall into the castle town dark world, normally all the npc's that you recruited all enter the town and become new citizens. However, this doesn't happen during the snowgrave route, where everyone is either too cold or too affraid to join you, except for Queen of course. Oh, and Trashy. He is there. Somehow. Making him one of only two characters that joins castle town no matter what choices you make. The other being the central most plot relevant darkener in chapter 2. His arrival is played off as a joke, but given the general mood for the rest of the route it feels really odd and out of place. Why did Toby decide to randomly throw in a funny joke right after you essentially just finished Deltarunes genocide route? Take it away and the whole scene flows just as well, if not better. No, Toby went out of his way to make sure that we knew Trashy survived Noelles gamer girl moment, and that he was alive and well in castle town, and I for one am deeply suspicious of why. Look, am I saying that Trashy is for certain some sinister mastermind, or a future secret boss? No. But if he does turn out to be important in the future, I fucking called it.

I just wanted to let you know that I woke up to this ask @ 6am (6:00), read it and didn’t register anything. It’s currently 1pm (13:00) and I read it again and I still didn’t register everything but I, at least, understand where you’re coming from. 100% Disagree though.

However, I’m giving you and anyone else who agrees with you full permission to laugh at me in my inbox when Trashy does become important in some way shape or form.