#sparkys dream

[goryhorroor]

good (and maybe questionable) boys & girls of horror cinema

[stupnny03ske]

LORE ÑAKAÑAKAÑAKA 😈💥

Here quietly thinking about traumatizing Amira🕴️

@saranootnoot I couldn't help but draw what I told you on discord jfjskfhs 😔

[asksparkyblaze]

Blow up.

Asks #48 & #49

"The blog wasn't insured, so we didn't actually get any money."

@reversal-mushroom

Only the top production quality on this blog

[nikki-tine]

Some doodles/sketches from recently!

The first one is @xsunnysoftx's character, Dr. Kia Lockhart (I could NOT contain myself and finally went to make a sketch after staring at all the art for a hot second-), and the rest are all Undertale AU-related stuff I've got on-hand to show. the fourth is of a stimming Sparky C:

Yes it's all facing the same direction - I work with 3/4th angle references most so that's what it ends up being with these doodles.

[sparky-pitch]

Thought's on Asimov's laws of robotics

Assuming everyone knows the rules 1. robot can't harm humans or through inaction allow them to come to harm 2. robot must obey orders as long as they don't conflict with rule 1 3. robot must protect itself as long as that doesn't conflict with other rules

does this mean a robot would be a narc? like if a robot witnesses a human doing drugs or performing an action that is known to harm a person, it would have to do everything within its power to stop that, including killing itself. what about instances where not even other people know if there could be harm, like a threat? It seems like robots must always assume that any verbal threat will be acted upon, for risk of causing harm through inaction. this would just mean robots are fucking shit to be around lmao

but we can take this further, because there is so much harm in the world I'm going to rephrase rule 1 to be a more lenient "no mortal harm" rule, robots just can't cause death or allow death to happen in this case, if someone dies as a result of building a robot, would the robot need to kill itself upon gaining sentience? Let's also assume no, that robots have some original sin clause

even with all of these extra loopholes, robots would still need to do anything they can to prevent mortal harm, including killing themselves, and when our economic system is structured around harm, around exploitation I think robots would become a new form of terrorist I think robots would become radically anti-industrial, targeting the infasctructure of any system built upon harming people while doing everything in their power to prevent more people from getting hurt by their attacks there is no ethical consumption, and presumably a robot following Asimov's laws would immediately recognize it and begin pushing for the most utilitarian world possible by destroying as many objects without causing harm to living things

and I guess I find it fascinating that this is kind of the conclusion, that our world is just kinda so fucked that a sentient being following Asimov's laws would instantly become a radical

[xx0yeet-everything0xx]

i mean just saying if u decide to go into jason's powers in the jupiter known to have the final word for all real world things aspect then you get this really cool epic duo with him and hazel because. boy who can twist what's real. girl who can twist what's not.

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

PREPARE FOR TOTAL DOMINATION

...y'all ready for this?

Long lost tape of Daniel Brühl auditioning for the role of Sparky Polastri in the 2000 cult classic, Bring It On.

...and nobody's gonna tell me otherwise.

[telekinesis-mind-control-comics]

[explodingbombs-blog]

OKAY. SO.

This blog is about my driller ship child Sparky, you may interact with him, just don't be weird at least

[latte-ella]

Trading cards for art class :3

Had a project to create six trading cards, I LOVED making them and I had a killer time, so much so I can't figure out a favorite lol enjoy!

[pinksparklelps]

Dream lol

I was both white lily cookie and a dragon at the same time. Possibly also anna from frozen. The kingdoms were all very side by side, and it was forbidden from going to another kingdom because other cookies are yucky and mean. Since my sister was very secluded, i went out with my favorite guard to play in the garden (me, pv, ect were quite young maybe around 8-10) and we picked white roses. Suddenly some guy came riding in on a motorbike and I tried to stop him. I did, and we talked, but then we were attacked by soldiers.

We tried hiding in the trees, and for some reason i picked some berries: pink, blue, and white. One of them made us invisible and we could sneak away. Later on, i was out flying around with a book on magic. I went into the vanilla kingdom, and spotted black raisin cookie + pure vanilla cookie. I chased them for a bit, begging to ask sone questions and that i’d tell them useful stuff. We ended up in a library when they stopped. I was going back down the spiral stairs when BR cookie stopped me and asked what kind of information.

I told her about those magic berries, and asked if she or PV cookie knew anything for me. They didn’t and we all head off. A day later I was stuck in the palace because it was raining pretty heavily and i was told the garden would surely be flooded. Regardless, i went outside into town, and saved the guy on the motorbike from drowning in the flooded streets. We flew back to the garden, and realized it wasn’t very flooded anymore, and went searching for the berries again. Tons of trees and bushes were cut from the previous soldier attack.

So we went into the golden cheese kingdom, and accidentally scared a bunch of humans. We eventually found some willing to help, and one similar to Wren in wof helped us look for more berries. I apparently had a pet at this point, a guinea pig mixed with a cat. We ventured into somewhere similar to the poison jungle in pantala, where we had to flee quickly so no one would get eaten by plants. Timeskip to dinner, i dropped my berries off at the table at wrens familys place cuz they invited me for dinner.

It was then i noticed my guinea cat was missing and panicked, immediately flying back to retrace my steps while calling for him. His name was loner i think. I eventually made it into the dark cacao kingdom which was for some reason like the city in stray. It was night and i was missing for like a day from my kingdom. I found my pet, and had a little game battle where i was given a paw with claws and had to make my feral dude realize its me. I eventually got him back, and we headed back to the my kingdom. I accidentally also messed up the clouds of the pegasus palace that was for some reason in between the lily and golden kingdoms. I was in my garden, deciding to plant my berries after retrieving them from wrens place.

One of the soldiers somehow snuck over and tried to kill me. I quickly fled, and found all dragon queens (including my mom who i think was ruby of the skywings?) and yelled that someone just tried to assassinate me. Me, ruby, and glory headed to the cloud palace for some reason, where we met Princess Celestia. She asked me to please fix what I had damaged, and she’d take me to her garden to get white roses to fix it. We did so (I accidentally grabbed some red lilies which i was embarrassed about) and went back to fix the clouds. While the queens did that, i went and talked to some random ponies walking along the border of the lily kingdom. And then the dream ended.

[sparkylurkdragon]

This morning I had a dream where I (in dragon form) (note that I'm about horse-sized) was helping The Rebels fight against The Corrupt Government in a vaguely cyberpunk setting. Before this there had been some kind of plot about giant robots before focusing on what I was up to.

What I was up to was helping with taking back a multi-business building for The Rebels. Busting down doors, roaring, terrorizing The Corrupt Government's goons, you know. Very fun over-the-top action sequences.

About midway through I found my (actual) favourite local Chinese joint, which had (in the dream) relocated to the building The Rebels were taking back. I had a nice chat with the waitress I usually meet, and asked if I could have my usual? Moo goo gai pain, hold the snowpeas? Yes, thank you, and could you just hold that until I'm done taking the building back? Ah, thank you very much!

Then it was back to Dragon Rampage. Looking back I can just hear the calming elevator music during the restaurant scene, though I don't think there was any in the dream.

Anyway I decided that this week's Cooking Fun with my morning DSP will be making moo goo gai pan at home again. We ran around and got Supplies before I had to go to work.

[skytroops]

these two are painfully married, it's ridiculous

I wanted to draw some actual gheys content before January ended because damn, this is their 10th anniversary year--I had to draw something, yanno?

The drawing in the middle was the very first one I doodled, but I thought it was too simple to post on its own so I just kept adding stuff to fill the space. It got a little busy lmaoSo how about I go over all of them, from top left to bottom right;

I just had to draw some smooching because the last time I drew them kissing was a depiction of them very early in their relationship, so it’s fun to compare it with this new art. From a pair of guys clumsily learning how to be boyfriends to a pair of long-term partners who are obnoxiously married <:’) And I’ll never tire of drawing Skye being so comfortable and happy. Dude deserves all the husband kisses after the shit I keep putting his ass through lol

I’m not sure what they are talking about in this one, but I’m leaning towards them shit-talking about someone they don’t like. They would have a snark-off to see who’d roast the best (it’s ash. 4kids! writing did that to him)

The first doodle! It was drawn to be a response to finding out two Disney Junior shows (Sofia the First and its spin-off, Elena of Avalor) had a Skye and an Ash because of course Disney did that shit. And of course, the Disney Skye is voiced by Harley's 4kids! VA so there's a Pokéani connection there.......KH AU shitpost material, my god. Also. Ash’s phone. That thing was bought second-hand a decade ago, and is barely hanging in there. Skye got the thing a case but Ash lost it somewhere.

Ash making an attempt to call Skye something cutest like Skye does for him, but can’t come up with anything. He’s no good at the sweet nothings game but Skye doesn’t mind at bit. His husband will happily take his name being cooed at him, no nicknames needed.

And it looks like swapping clothes is out of the cards for the boys, now that Skye has gained weight. I wanted to draw them in each other’s clothes but immediately realized Skye would not be able to get anything to fit with his waistline. Ash is fine in Skye’s baggy clothes, but the vest top is a little tight around his chest—dude got himbo boobs.

[asksparkyblaze]

PLEASE explain who all these people are

#54

[hanahaki-arcade]

tell about tf2 s/is!!! and how they came up to be enemies with so many guys (i don't usually see selfshippers with enemy f/os at all lol)

Ok ok so I have three!!! Two are part of a fan team I have with my girlfriend and one is Saxton Hale's daughter hehe sooooo

PNK Medic/Doll: So they are sort of like Frankenstein's Monster, at one point a while ago they had a breakdown and replaced all of their body parts except their head with other people's body parts (they worked at a morgue at the time). They ended up joining PNK because they had no where else to go, no one else would hire them because. Y'know. They were a freak. Anyways Team PNK lore (this is relevant) is that it is a team assembled by The Administrator herself as her own personal mercenaries just in case she needed them. Doll ended up becoming her "spy" (the actual spy, Charlotte, was not exactly someone who would. Do that.) And they had their own little relationship. They were also trained as a medic by. Both Medics. For both practical reasons (learning all types of strategies, getting a well rounded education) and just in case they would need to eliminate either team. Also Team PNK does like. Sort of take the roles of the RED team in the TF comics, so Doll ends up working with the Classic Mercs. But like. Under the Administrator's orders. Yeah. Anyways Doll is a little bitch who can't make their own decisions and lets women direct their life. I am homophobic towards them/silly

PNK Pyro/Sparky: There is way less for them. But yeah they are what you'd expect from a Pyro, they are very playful and in general dog-like. They are the most moral support here, and they are still playfully agressive like they are just. What's on the package. They are here to be cool. They also can technically speak, at one point the engineer of the team makes them something they can talk with. Which is rad.

Violet Hale: VIOLET MY BELOVED she is a silly billy. She's Saxton's adopted daughter, and she idolizes him completely. She's one of those kids you can't look away from for one second because she will be off like a shot, trying to climb something or hide somewhere or grab a weapon she should not be having. She like. Obviously would not like Olivia for family reasons but I fully believe they would not mesh well, Violet would NOT like her brattiness and just leave.

[eddies-askblog]

Are you... Attempting to scare me? Or is this some type of pet name? Boo back I guess! BOO!