I’ve never told you this and it probably means you’ll have to fire me, but I’m in love with you. Completely. So, I suppose the one word I’d use to describe you would be “shocked”. Diana The Shocked.
Mostly I'm here because of the press. It was felt we needed to be on guard because of all the silly attention that your Royal Highness is attracting. Their lenses are terribly powerful these days, Ma'am.