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[toshidou]

I would force Price to so face masks with me, let me pamper him 😭

STOP THE MENTAL IMAGE I JUST GOT!

Cornering him in his office, face mask in hand, because he's been neglecting himself once again and it's your final straw. Diving into him and lavering his face with a green avocado scented mask, giggling as some of it gets stuck in untamed beard hair whilst he slumps against his desk chair, resigned and feigning disapproval despite the hint of a smile that pulls at cracked lips.

Gaz walking in to check on something, only to be met with the sight of his Captain, lap full of an overeager partner, face coated entirely in green, and only just has the time to cover his mouth with his fist as a burst of laughter escapes his throat, completely unbidden.

"I can see you're um... Busy, Captain, I'll come back later, yeah?"

"Tell anyone about this Kyle, and I hang your dick on my door as a knocker. Got it?"

[toshidou]

is vampire valeria… tall?

... well i wouldn't call her small, that's for sure

[toshidou]

hows your tattoo going!

the lineart is all done! going back in may to get all the shading filled in <33

[toshidou]

the tags on the Valeria posts are so true

honestly she makes me legitimately go feral, she's not a want, she's a need

[toshidou]

Stop Ghost wearing bondage gear on stage, fuck it all of them wearing various pieces of bondage gear whilst performing

soap has absolutely worn a strap harness on stage before, sans the dildo. and he'd wear it with the most shit-eating grin on his face too, the little fucker

[toshidou]

Im not saying you should write Valeria cutting you for the first time but 👀

... i mean... it would be rude of me not to, right?

[toshidou]

“roleplay. but specifically faux interrogations” get outta my brain oh my god

'fraid not. im having a great time in here, so if you don't mind im just gonna perch for a lil longer <3

anyway if you're curious, she'd "torture" information out of you by tying a hitachi wand to you clit and seeing how many orgasms it takes to break you <33

[toshidou]

Imagine how smug Valeria would be if you were part of the 141/similar organisation and you crossed over because of her. She’d be so fucking annoying about it I think (I want to kiss her)

the 141 sends you in for the interrogation instead of soap, but you never reappear. meanwhile alejandro is stood in the corner like "i told you guys this shit would happen, she's like the pied piper, for fucks SAKE ;-;"

[toshidou]

its a problem, i need to run my fingers through his hair and hold him to my chest and tell him i love him

me and you both ;-; we need to hold a cuddle puddle for price, STAT

[toshidou]

I would be like “Oh wow, you’re so tall. I bet your hands are so much bigger than mine - lets check” and then hold his hand. I just know it would be that nice kind of warm

And he'd be looking down at you with a gleam in his eye and knowing smirk pulling at the edge of his lips as he folds the tips of his fingers over your much smaller ones.

"Not got an ulterior motive here, have you, love?"

"Why, don't you want to hold my hand?"

"... I didn't say that. Even an ol' bastard like me can still enjoy a bit of skin-ship from time to time."

[toshidou]

im five nothing excuse whilst i scream

i genuinely cannot believe it took me so long to figure out that price was also tall on top of literally every other insanely sexy attribute he has

[toshidou]

YOU CANT DROP THAT BANGER AND DISAPPEAR THAT SHIT WAS GOOD

PLEASE AJDJWKD YOUR TAGS ON IT HAD ME HOWLING

ALSO, VAMP!KÖNIG BEING THE SAME SIZE AS LADY DIMITRESCU??? I FAINTED

[toshidou]

women, women bigger than me, women who could kill me, women who would kill me >>>

I’m so excited for Vampire!Valeria, you wrote König so brilliantly

PLEASE i'll cry T^T but also

yes

women <3333333

[toshidou]

Baby girl Gaz can be so special, I need him god

hes so precious to me <33 in every way

[toshidou]

i try and draw Val all of the time and every time I just 😵‍💫 I cant focus long enough to draw her, like the devs went off on designing her.

Her stupid pink nails and stupid smile and evil ways have captured my heart

they really didn't have to make her into the character she is. they didn't have to make her so witty and snarky and fine but they did. and i really appreciate them for that.

i also don't think it gets mentioned enough how little she's sexualised? i know that seems like such a low bar, but for a CoD game to have multiple female characters that are well rounded, have compelling storylines and contributions, that aren't dressed in practically nothing? what the fuck?? fuckin COD PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST!!! let that sink in for a moment because seriously, what the fuck.

anyway i love valeria. she's a girl boss out here running a lucrative business in the face of adversity. she's also acab. she's perfect.

[toshidou]

im going to need a minute because that snippet made me gasp

PLEASE SJDJWSKS the reason this fic is taking me so long to fucking write is because every time i open it and start writing more, i end up too flustered just thinking about what she'd do to continue LMFAO