#stabby day

[jay-wasreblogging]

Why are gangbangs only for sex? Why can't I join in a group assassination if I want to?

[thefrogsthewaterturnedgay]

[madcaphat]

Stabby the space roomba with its flock of Stablets traversing a ship on its annual revolution to scan for changes in the ships structure becoming a holiday and the Stablets each getting decorated by a different department. Ships send videos of their Stabby day parade and brag about their ships "flock" achievements.

"COMMANDER Stabbys engineering department Stablet has just taken the rank of head engineer after getting in a sneak attack with a mounted toothpick during coffee break. We're all so proud"

Brags get a little out of hand. Stabby day begins to be celebrated beyond just one fleet. Flags are made, people take half days at work to watch the parade. Aliens are more confused than ever.

[sparecassius]

I, as tumblr user sparecassius,

[whirlwindsworld]

A knife? I was stabbed with a knife once. I was stabbed with a knife in the Senate. The Roman Senate. The Roman Senate with Brutus. Brutus stabbed me a knife. A knife? I was stabbed with a knife once—

[akasanata]

Happy Ides of March!

I crocheted a little bloody knife and went for pizza to celebrate!

[ineffably-poetic]

[msue0027]

[brilledcheese]

THE IDES OF MARCH WAS MENTIONED IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS TODAY!!!!

[rebeccasteventaylor]

Aw, it’s Nifty’s favourite day!

[serene117]

PEOPLE OF TUMBLR!!!!! STABBY DAY IS COMING UP!! I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A HOLIDAY SINCE LONG BEFORE I JOINED THIS SITE, I JUST CANNOT EXPRESS MY EXCITEMENT IN ANY BETTER WAY!!!

[thatsolacegirl]

RIP to IW Loki you would have loved Ides of March.

(I still find that death utterly ridiculous.)

[jat-a-fan-of-stuff]

I think this is the perfect time to share the masterpiece i made in computer class like a month ago (we were talking about Ceasar in history class and the whole thing just made me obsessed bc it was funny)

[readmarkclippastecollage]

Assassinating Julius Caesar sums up every group project.

1 fatal stab wound

23 total stab wounds

60+ conspirators

[rockbandname]

Ceaser: *laying with 22 stab wounds*

Guy 23: but is that really enough to kill him?

[sparecassius]

part 2 of doing my civic duty this day