The Hole Skit ft. Stacy and Jack
Stacy: *sips water from a wooden bowl*
Jack: Hey Stacy, have you seen my tote bag?
Stacy: It's missing again?
Jack: Yeah.
Stacy: Pretty sure it fell into the hole.
Jack: What hole--OH MY GOD!!!
*Dramatic Sound Affect*
Jack: What is that?!
Stacy: It's a hole.
Jack: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing there?
Stacy: Well I woke up this morning... *takes a long, slow sip out of her bowl of water* and there was this hole.
Jack: Did you do anything about it?
Stacy: Well, I put a rug over it.
*Dramatic Sound Affect*
Stacy: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Jack: Should we call the national park service or something?
Stacy: I already called them, yeah...
Jack: Well, where are they?
Stacy: They're in the hole.
*Dramatic Sound Affect*
Jack: ...Where is my camera?
Stacy: *nervous sweating*
Jack: Stacy, where is my camera?
Stacy: It's at work.
Jack: Oh. Where does it work?
Stacy: In the hole.
*Double Dramatic Sound Affect*
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