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ILYSM! This is so many questions I’m so sorry!!!
Hiii baby🤭
1 - What are the ideal nudes that someone could send you? With girls seriously I’m such a fucking simp if you send me a picture of your thigh or some side boob I’m gonna go crazy. But ideal I love ass pics omfg, tiddy pics too. Like a tiddy pic but your hand covering your nipples? So hot. For guys? Send me a video of you busting a nut or of you pulling your boxers down and your cock popping out or keep itttt.
2 - Have you ever humped a pillow until you came? Would you? Yes, not since I was like way younger but I definitely have lol. Would I now? Yes, preferably with someone watching me and saying shit like “oh look how pathetic you are, you’re so desperate you’re gonna cum just from humping your little pillow?” Phew whoa, new fantasy unlocked. Did I just come up with a fic idea rn?
4 - Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?
• I’m definitely gonna have to jump on that Steddie threesome train.
• Also I’m agreeing with you on having a girl sit on my face while I get railed… (you, me, & Eddie when?)
•VAMPIRE SEX I WANNA FUCK I VAMPIRE AND GET MY BLOOD DRANK IDC!!!
8 - Something you never did in bed and would love to do? I wanna squirt so bad but I just can’t idk how? One day I will I’m determined.
14 - What kink/fantasy of yours are you the most embarrassed about? Why? Hmmm I’m not necessarily embarrassed but I know a lot of people are as into pet play but god I wanna be someone’s lil pet so bad. Or even like slave idc. Just put me in a cage honestly. Ownership kink is craaazy.
17 - What body part would you worship on other people to the end of time because NGHHHH? On guys? Handssss just ugh, I love hands. Girls though? Thighs, ass, tummy. Literally in the whole entire body an option?
32 - What is your most unusual turn on? Honestly when people info dump about things they love it’s so cute/hot to me. Like I just want to tackle them and make out with them and fuck them and let them still talk about it.
33 - Do you have some songs you wanna get railed to? Listen… getting railed to deftones? Life changing. Getting railed to the QOTD soundtrack? Mind altering.
46 - What scent you find arousing? Oooh with girls I really like sweet scents, but also if you smell like essential oils and like you’re gonna know my life story based on my astrology chart? That’s hot too. With men I like more musky scents. Honestly overall though? I’m gross and I like the scent of peoples natural musk/pheromones.
This or that?
Ropes or Cuffs? I’ve never used ropes before, so I’ll say cuffs since I’ve used them and liked them. I’d like to try ropes though.👀
Creampie or Throatpie? CREAMPIE ALLLL THE WAAAAY!! I’m getting my tubes removed on Thursday and I can’t wait to get FILLEDDD y’all.😩
Forever watch porn or Forever read porn? Definitely read, all the way. Or listen to it. Audioporn is 😩🫨
Multiple orgasms vs Orgasm denial? Fuuuck I’m gonna say multiple bc I love overstimulation like hold me tf down and make me cum again.
Bites vs Slaps? Bites for sure, I love biting omfg. But I love some good slaps don’t get me wrong.
Questions for vagina owners
Do you like your clit touched? How is it best? Yes fuuuck I love it, I like having it sucked but if I’m getting it rubbed I like it wet and kinda light but quick. Idk if that makes sense LMAO.
What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your vagina? What you think should be complimented on it? That it’s pretty, that it’s the tightest they’ve ever fucked. She’s cute or whateva we Stan her.
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girlies, besties, loves 😁💗 i was just chillinnn, reading some posts/asks AND?!?!?!
i head PREGNANCY?!?!?!?!?!?😟😟😟😟. and i have A LOT to say to that… do we REALLY want that??? (the answer is no)
DO WE REALLY????😀
NO THE FUCK WE DONT!
i am anti baby everyone and im PROUD😋. srsly i dont know if its just a personal ick of mine but a reader that gets pregnant is an absolute turn OFF (not in the sexual sense, but the “do i want to read this fanfic?” sense) i may just be traumatized by 2018 wattpad or whateva but LETS NOT DO THIS TO OURSELVESSSS
we stan lord tyun rn.. even if hes a ruthless bitch. we dont stan but we still simp for our bitchy ass privileged ass prince… and make him spoil us
😩 ✨material gorlllsss✨😁🤝
so CLECH UR BUTTCHEEKS AND DO NOT‼️
DO NOT ‼️ MENTION A CHILD AGAIN PLEASE
sorry im a little dramatic (and cringe)💅🏻 but i dont want poor y/n to go through pregnancy with an obsessive asshole and whatever lord tyun turns out to be 😀 LMFAO
lets just… girlboss… shoot some arrows… get some biches, take some d……….. tease that prince and see where it takes us 😋😋😋 … probably emotional hell… but thats why we’re here init😁
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i'm living for this rant it's so fucking funny "and whatever lord tyun turns out to be" 😂😂😂😂😂
i actually really hate pregnancy in fics too ( though I looooove a breeding kink) and I lose interest once the character is pregnant lol also i never want kids irl but if i feel like the story needs a pregnancy imma give it a pregnancy (like IYYM) so i can't promise you there won't be a pregnancy in this
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Hey bestie so like I’ve been simping over Sebastian Stan or whateva🤭😌💕
Sebastian Stan huh?

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My Anime Simp List
*Attack On Titan*
-Levi (He’s middle aged? That just screams my type—)
-Sasha
-Mikasa
-Hange
- I guess Jean or whateva 🙄😒
*Assassination Classroom*
-Karma (Obviously he’s on here, HE’S HOT—)
-Gakushuu (Mmmm I stan the hair color and grape eyes, makes me hungy for fruitys 🥵)
-Nagisa (I don’t simp for him but in the wholesomest way, I wanna be his sister I— 🥺)
-I THINK THERE’S SOMEONE WHO IS CRIMINALLY UNDERATED AND IT’S OKUDA, I AM MEGA GAY FOR HER.
-Rio (Besties 😼😼)
-Hazama (She is so hot deadass 😳)
-Korosensei’s human form (Why does he look like Dazai, why does he look like Dazai, why does he look like Dazai—)
*BNHA*
-Shouto (He got dem daddy issues 😼😳🤤)
-Shindo (He’s so two faced and I love it, h o t)
-Kirishima (So manly 😫😫)
-SEN KAIBARA IS SO UNDERRATED BUT HOT IT SHOULD BE A CRIME
-Monoma (I guess or whateva 🙄 still a little asshole 😒)
-Shinsou (I’d love to be his sleeping buddy)
-Tamaki (I relate to him on the personal level of not going up to the staff to tell them I wanted no pickles on my burger and my sister has to do it for me because social anxiety✨)
*SoulEater*
-DTK (He’s surprisingly the only character i simp for in SE god he’s so hot and pretty I—)
*Fruits Basket*
-Yuki (He’s such a gentleman/soft boy and I really think it’s cute 🥰)
-Kyo (The opposite of Yuki and I also love it 😼)
-Shigure (🥵😫👁👅👁 Has me hollerin’)
*Haikyuu!!*
-Kageyama (MiLk mAn—)
-Yu and Hinata (I stan the Crackhead energy and would like to be apart of the headassery your honor 😼)
- I woyld say more but I haven’t watched that much.
*Black Clover*
-Yuno (Because you know 😏 LMAO I MADE A JOKE)
*Diabolik Lovers*
-Ayato (The red heads 🥵🥵)
-Shu (It’s almost perfect, he’s like Gakushuu’s distant cousin or some shit I swear 😩)
*BSD*
-Dazai (Why do they make him so pretty though?? Like Miss girl please 😳) He’s the greasy Italian of my heart 😩
- Akutagawa (I love him and his non existent eyebrows 😭)
*Erased*
-Kenya (His adult ver. makes me feel some type of way I—)
-I KNOW MR. YASHIRO DID SOME MESSED UP STUFF BUT HE HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY WTF 👁👄👁 HE’S MIDDLE AGED I—
*Balanced: Unlimited*
-Haru, I don’t care what anyone says, he’s better 🥰 AND OLDER THAN DAISUKE AND MIDDLE AGED—
#assassination classroom#assclass#bungou stray dogs#bsd#attack on titan#aot#soul eater#bnha#boku no hero academia#haikyū!!#simp list#im a simp#anime
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