I am so full of bees, college just finished but I have been so overworked for a whole 8 months and now I don't know what to do
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bro quit the hell out of Joja's nauseating office and decided to become a normal person😝🔥
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my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining
some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe
reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.
if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.
the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)
lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since
isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)
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Everyone in the Stardew Valley fandom: *Ragging on Elliott because ???*
Me: *Bumrushing Elliott's heart events to marry him because I dig a soft, beefy boy who writes odes to his spouse after 50 years of being together the same way he did after their first date*
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💐Elliott - Stardew Valley💐
This is an Elliott stan page now/j
I cannot physically express how much I love this man. He's so autistic to me and we're both writer and he's perfect and-
Additional version below the cut!🩷🩷🩷
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the funny guys are almost complete !
1 / 2
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Helpless, ADHD riddled farmer falls hard for Harvey
Farmer: I’ve devoted my entire crop to coffee beans because I do not know how to express love via normal means!
Harvey: Wow! No one has ever loved me like this! I… I love you too, farmer.”
(They kiss)
Harvey: Uh. Did you plant… only coffee? On all 23 acres of your farm?
Farmer: Was I not supposed to?
Harvey: Oh honey :|
Farmer: Please help I am woefully inept :D
Harvey: :/
Farmer: :D
Farmer: I spent the last of my savings on this cool pendant and I want you to have it (brandishes mermaid pendant)
Harvey: (shocked, tears in his eyes) Do you know what this means?
Farmer: Please save me from myself :D
(Harvey accepts, gets farmer on meds and gently guides them away from horrible decisions while farmer brightens their days with their shenanigans and they live happily ever after)
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Otacon but he’s doing the stardew valley surprised emote
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