#maybe funny

[lily-alphonse]

Helpless, ADHD riddled farmer falls hard for Harvey

Farmer: I’ve devoted my entire crop to coffee beans because I do not know how to express love via normal means!

Harvey: Wow! No one has ever loved me like this! I… I love you too, farmer.”

(They kiss)

Harvey: Uh. Did you plant… only coffee? On all 23 acres of your farm?

Farmer: Was I not supposed to?

Harvey: Oh honey :|

Farmer: Please help I am woefully inept :D

Harvey: :/

Farmer: :D

Farmer: I spent the last of my savings on this cool pendant and I want you to have it (brandishes mermaid pendant)

Harvey: (shocked, tears in his eyes) Do you know what this means?

Farmer: Please save me from myself :D

(Harvey accepts, gets farmer on meds and gently guides them away from horrible decisions while farmer brightens their days with their shenanigans and they live happily ever after)

[smw-on-kamino]

Thorn: why are you smiling?

Fox: what? Can‘t I just be happy?

Stone: Palpatine tripped and fell down the stairs.

[tofuingho]

Imagine Jazz is dating Dick and the Batfam knows. They probably haven't had a formal introduction, but they've done a bit of investigation. They know all about the Dr.s Fenton and their inventions. The know about Danny and Dani's different achievements.

The one weird thing is that they can't find any clear photos of Danny or Dani.

One day, one of them sees her out and about with an absolute mountain of a man. He's very attractive and has black hair and blue eyes.

They're obviously very close to each other. They're very comfortable in each other's space and often put a hand on the other's arm or shoulder.

Oh my god. She's cheating on Dick.

[guettaes]

But it's not true?

[elytra404]

here me out!

kagami knows felix is argos. felix doesnt know kagami is ryuko. that's currently cannon

I cant draw whats in my brain but i can write it

Ryuko: Hey Argos, looking nice today

Argos: I have a girlfriend

Ryuko: *internal screaming* she's a lucky girl

Argos: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Ryuko: You F*cking Idiot

Argos: What????

[bigwofficial]

*square pegs your round hole*

[funni-bird]

The Gremlin

[arius6454]

“Take my hand”, Alex asks, his hand stretched out towards me.

“Alex, I’ve already made enough mistakes-”.

“Please… trust me on this one. If you do, I’ll buy you some chocolate”.

My eyes open with shock at his words, my heart going in loopty-loops. “Then what are you waiting for? Take my hand”, I insist, offering it to him.

“What about what you said earlier?” Alex questions, his eyebrow raised.

I start coughing dramatically, like there’s something caught up in my throat. Afterwards, I compose myself, thinking of the best explanation that can shock the entire universe.

“So you see… I experienced something called temporary death so I have no idea what you’re talking about”, I explain, taking his hand in mine.

A smile envelopes on his face as he begins to chuckle which soon turns into a fit of laughter.

“You ready?” he asks once he’s done with his signature smile. But dang does that mischievous look on his face make him more attractive than he already is.

“Ready”, I say as we jump from the tree we were on to his balcony and for the first time in a long time, I feel like we were back to our old ways; as friends.

(A combination of four of my characters personalities and concepts. It’s complicated yes, but it’s fun to write. Two of the characters that are featured are in an ongoing wattpad story of mine while the other two are in another that doesn’t have an ending. Basically, I’m saying I haven’t started writing it)

Shout out: @maddieanonymous (Who gave the idea for the plot: it’s the first two lines)

[the-aliens-news-network]

your honor it was method acting

[smw-on-kamino]

Hunter to Crosshair in the next episode

[godsbadassblade]

You know, when i watch wendigoon i often hear him say "i have loss sleep over this subject" or "i genuinely find this subject to be horrifying/terrifying" which makes me think "hmm.. maybe i shouldnt?" But then remember every video of his ive watched and choose to continue watching it then leave with some excitement/enlightenment of the subject he was covering.. which has lead me to 2 conclusions... either wendigoon is a scaredy cat who likes to be scared.. or im too heady empy, flat brained to be negatively impacted long term by the video subject. Either one is equally funny to me

[a-weird-objectshow-kid]

I made a comic

[peppertrax]

Dear all people I follow and will follow,

Very sorry I liked 30+ posts of yours in the span of ten minutes. I didn’t know u existed and I got very excited.

Thank you for understanding

[thethera-rossa]

If characters form KP the series were LDR songs ~

Porsche- Fucked my way up to the top / Queen of disaster

Kinn- Fuck it I love you / Milion dollar man

Pete- Ultraviolence / Get free / Happiness is a butterfly

Vegas- God and Monsters / The Blackiest day

Tankhun - Girl that got away

Kim - Dark Paradise / Cruel world

Porschay- Be my daddy / Brooklyn Baby

[bufoboggs]

Hey I'll be doing my first stream on twitch at 10 a.m. CST so maybe come hangout for a bit and get to know me or just see how bad I am at Apex

[drrapeson]

Lost nge intro