#sdv memes

[tasiisfolder]

"whatever, who cares anyway?" a meme redraw of a pic i found on pinterest and thought it'd fit Shane perfectly lol. *i love Shane* · · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

[ask-shane]

Can I hug you? I want Shaney hugs because you’re great and I’m resisting bed lmao

you should’ve gone to bed at a normal time last night.

you can have a hug, but be warned i probably smell like grass right now. marnie had me mowing the farm this morning…

[qi-beans]

ANYTHING FOR YOU DADDY QI

[jesterofcrows]

I feel like tumblr would eat this story up:

So I haven't owned Stardew Valley for very long. Like I bought it almost a week ago so I'm not like.... THAT experienced. But I know from what a friend told me that if you're friends with Marnie, then she'll give you feed in the mail sometimes, so I was giving her as many gifts as I could bc I was worried about not being able to BUY enough feed from her to keep my single chicken happy through the winter....

Anyways I was bringing my LAST piece of corn I had to give to her but I hadn't checked the time and it was too early so her place wouldn't be open anyways but yk... Adhd... I don't pay attention to CLOCKS. What do you take me for? Punctual?

So I clicked on her door but the exact SECOND I clicked on it, Shane walked out and I accidentally clicked on him instead. I didn't see him there bc my sprite was in the way. So all I saw was his dialog box going "This is great, thanks!" & I was like "Wha- No! That wasn't for YOU?!"

Motherfucker stole my corn. My. last. corn.

And like.... I walked after him to talk to him & give him a piece of my mind and this bitch told me to fuck off. Bro was hostile as always. Probably being territorial over the corn he stole.... so I watched him leave (this is important. I. Watched. Him. Leave.) Then I opted to at least TALK to Marnie even if I didn't have a gift for her.

So I walked in.... AND IT TRIGGERED SHANE'S HEART EVENT. DUDE.... YOU LEFT WITH MY CORN AND HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SHOW BACK UP AND PUT ME IN A CUTSCENE?

Anyways I have beef with Shane for that reason.

I planned to make a separate save file so I can romance him, but not anymore. I'm still mad about the corn.

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Maru: Farming must be pretty easy, huh?

Farmer, who just lost $2,000 worth of crops because they miscalculated how long they'd take to grow:

[its-raining-cats]

Seeing your favorite sdv bachelor/ette on a new save file where you have vowed to marry someone different this time

[timdrakesbussy]

Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

[meow-valley]

I HATE

I HATE IT

[selkiecrossing]

[stardewboredomfarm]

[yeapples]

i made a new save file to fully experience 1.6. here’s a farmer redesign (click for better quality if you’re on the mobile app… 🙁)

she goes by ruru. she has rbf. she’s an aspiring crazy cat lady and she has no concern for her well being

ok that’s it ty

[sdv-shane-my-beloved]

Shane and the farmer after his ten heart event:

[harveylovesadvil]

i just know these three are autistic. personally i’m more of a harvey autism kinda gal but it can fluctuate between all three depending on the day.

[ask-shane]

marnie’s not home, you know what that means.

charlie on the counter.

[stardewgay]

emily’s 8 heart event in a nutshell

[olicutterartorsmt]

I made a thing