#starkling headcannon

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Ned and Sansa are the only Starks to drink coffee. Whenever they see the Starks, their local barista‘s know to get one black coffee and one over the top, over complicated, overly sweet drink order. Sansa drinks her coffee black. 

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Theon: in your opinion, what is the height of Stupidity?

Talisa, turning to Robb: how tall are you?

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Starkling Thanksgiving

Modern au, I just feel like Sansa and Jon and Arya and Bran would make it a point to spend the day together. Jon and Arya are arm wrestling (loudly) and Bran is in the kitchen “helping” Sansa bake and cook and prep their mini thanksgiving feast and he’s trying to lecture her about how thanksgiving REALLY went down and how they shouldn’t actually be celebrating it at all (ya know, cause he can See™️) and Sansa is huffing because she agrees with him and all but also she’ll be damned if she can’t make a nice night for her little family, and maybe they can discuss it after dinner with some nice lemon cakes when she can properly listen and “WHAT DID YOU TWO JUST BREAK” “....NOTHING”

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so that one scene in the newest episode of GOT gave me some serious theon/sansa feelings and i was wondering if you had any headcannons about the two of them? ~just if you want to do it~

hi so if you’re still doing starkling headcannons, i was wondering if you had anything about sansa and theon? thanks, love your blog!

It’s about time I do Theonsa headcanons tbh (and @ fandom ik I take 500 years to post them but I am always, always doing starkling headcanons don’t worry). 

Theon always imagined he’d marry Sansa, but it was always just a “well, this is what’s going to happen because that’s how life will go” thought. It wasn’t until later, after Ramsay, that he actually found his thoughts drifting to a serious marriage, wondering if Sansa would agree, how beautiful she’d look in a wedding gown she wasn’t forced into, with her family surrounding her. 

Baby Theonsa always argued. Their arguments leveled that of Sansa & Arya’s but Theon would always say some stupid shit and Sansa would end up screaming at him and all of Winterfell could hear her yelling while Theon tried not to laugh. 

After they defeated the white walkers, Sansa advocated heavily for Theon to come back to Winterfell. The other siblings reluctantly accepted it (Bran was passively angry, but he had seen Theon’s pain, and Arya actively was angry until Sansa told her of all Theon had done for her). 

She tried to find people to marry - but there was always something holding her back. She’d flinch at a touch, close down at a wrong word, never try to get too close. 

Sansa found herself gravitating towards Theon - they’d sit down in the Godswood and talk about how they felt, and Sansa admitted to Theon that she felt like there must be something wrong with her. Theon’s head had snapped up at that, and he told her that there was nothing wrong with her, that he aspired to be like her at times. 

The talk had ended with Sansa slowly reaching out and grabbing Theon’s hand and telling him that there was nothing wrong with either of them, and that if they ever thought differently they would just have to look at each other and remember. 

 Modern AU time that’s NOT sad lmao: Theon was really nervous about asking Sansa out so he’d ramble to Robb about his “crush” and kept asking Robb for tips. Robb finally put a bouqet in Theon’s hands, dragged him to the kitchen where Sansa was sitting, and said “Theon wants to ask you out, San, I’ll give you two some space. “ 

Theon, blushing: “How - how did you -”Robb: “You’re not subtle bud.” 

They have the same taste in music (huge Adele fans) so on road trips they’ll blast the songs and do their hardest to drown out the music with their own voices. 

They’re also here for the #aesthetic so they have the top down and their sunglasses on. 

 Sansa loves art and could go on for hours about the symbolism of a piece, but Theon could honestly care less so on dates where Sansa drags him to the museum, Theon will nod and say things like “yes…the brush strokes clearly show the artist’s hunger for spaghetti at the time,” while Sansa elbows him and tries not to giggle as other patrons side-eye them.

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Thanks for your reply about the Turkish imaginary. What are your Jewish Starklings headcannons?

Hey!  I don’t think I have any specific headcanons that I can list out, though I’m always happy to riff on things.  I think I’d mostly just send you towards this tag and if you have any questions feel free to hit me up :D

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Arya’s first word was “Jon”

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The Tullys refer to Arya as Little Cat because she’s exactly how they remember Catelyn growing up minus the looks.

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Ned, Lyanna, Jon, Sansa and Bran all have the “looking at your feet when you lie” tell

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When Sansa got married she was torn between making Arya and Jeyne Poole her maid of honor. Arya eventually told her to make it Jeyne.

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Nobody drives with Arya. Ned did once and they had to switch halfway through the trip. No one has the heart to tell Catelyn that Arya drives exactly like her. They’re both terrible drivers

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Arya can tan like no one’s business. One day gets her a perfect tan for months. She gets this from Catelyn.

Sansa can’t tan for crap. She has to sunblock up once an hour if she is going to be in the sun.

Lyanna Stark stays out of the Sun. She once got Sun Poisoning in Dorne and vowed to never do so again.

Margaery, as long as she plans to tan tans very well. If she doesn’t it’s a coin flip whether she tans or burns.

Shireen stays out of the Sun due to her burn scars. Lyanna Mormont usually gets a farmer tan and doesn’t do anything to fix it.

Myrcella gets really bad tan lines. She has a bad habit of losing bikinis so has to change them which doesn’t match her previous tan so her butt is three different shades.

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Robb was always looking for a way to bring Jon back from the Night’s Watch the second he became king. Him needing an heir was more of an excuse than anything else

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Modern AU

For over a year Catelyn and Lyanna referred to Gendry as Gendrysnotmyboyfriend to make fun of Arya. Ned tried to get them to stop but unfortunately they did it in front of him on accident.

(Jon came up with the idea)

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Modern AU

Robb and Theon attempted to join a Ballet class so that they would be the only males in a class full of pretty girls. It did not work as numerous other guys had the same idea and there were barely any girls

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While Arya picked up her lip biting from the Stark side (Lyanna, Brandon and Rickard all did it) she has accidentally passed that bad habit to Catelyn.

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Sansa and Osha are the only two people that can get Rickon to do anything without a fight. But even Sansa’s power does not extend to keeping him from sneaking into her bed at night.