#stoner daryl dixon

[gamergoddess003]

Stoner Daryl

Summary: Y/n is new to Alexandria and meets Daryl. She thinks Daryl is attractive as soon as she sees him. Daryl invites her over to smoke and he finds himself thinking she is cute.

Warnings: Use of marijuana and tobacco, cussing, p in v, oral female receiving, grinding, a little fluff.

Note: Daryl is mid 40s and the reader is mid 20s. Pre-saviors.

Another note: If you are reading for the cute Daryl stoner part, I’ll mark where you can skip the smut part of the story with a red line. The ending has more stoner and fluff.

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Being new to Alexandria, y/n didn’t really know anyone. She stuck around Rosita for the first few days because Rosita was the one who found her and brought her here.

Sitting on the front porch of Rosita and Abraham’s house, y/n and Rosita talked about random things that came to mind. Y/n looked over towards the gates and saw a man ride in on a motorcycle.

“Who’s that?” Y/n asked.

“That’s Daryl. He’s been out on a run for a week. He likes to go out by himself. He actually lives across the street.”

Daryl rode his motorcycle into his driveway and got off. He looks over and sees Rosita waving at him and he waves back then went inside.

Rosita looks over at y/n and sees that her face is starting to blush a little bit. She asked if she was alright and y/n slowly looked up at Rosita and said,

“Uhh.. I.. I haven’t seen a man so.. I donno.”

Rosita smiled and looked at y/n with the face of that she knows what y/n was trying to say. Hearing Daryl come out of his house, Rosita called him over. Y/n looked at Rosita with wide eyes, then looked at Daryl walk up. He was even more attractive up close.

As Rosita introduced y/n to Daryl, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and lit one. He held out the pack to y/n and she took a cigarette and lit one too.

“That shit stinks. I’m going inside.” Rosita complained and then left.

It was awkward silence for a moment and then Daryl sat on the front step on the porch. He didn’t have that much to say but he did ask questions to get to know her a little bit.

They talked for about 15 minutes and within that time, y/n got more comfortable talking to him and told him that she used to smoke weed before the fall and that she hasn’t been able to smoke since then.

Daryl looked at her for a moment and asked her if she wanted to smoke. She accepted the offer and they both walked to Daryl’s house. Apparently Daryl lives in the basement.

Y/n sat on the couch and Daryl walked over to his dresser and pulled out a tray, a jar of weed, and some papers that he uses to roll joints and cigarettes when he couldn’t find any. He sat next to her on the couch and went on to start breaking down some nugs of weed. Y/n picked up a bright green nug. She smelled it and let out a sigh with a smile.

“Mmmmm.. I haven’t smelled weed in so long. My mouth is watering.” She chuckled.

Daryl looked at her and smiled and huffed a laugh through his nose. He decided to let her get the first hit and handed her a joint and a lighter.

Since it at been so long that she smoked weed, it didn’t take her much to get high. She was so high that she really came out of her shell and wouldn’t stop talking.

Daryl sat and listened and started to realize that he found her cute. He didn’t know what to do at first because it’s been a while since he felt that way, so he left to go upstairs to get some water.

When he sat back down, he sat closer to her, making his leg press against hers. She looked away, feeling all types of butterflies in her stomach and took a deep breath.

He leaned back and stretched his arm across the back of the couch. Y/n didn’t notice that he did that and when she leaned back, she felt his bicep touching the back of her neck. Looking over at Daryl, her eyes met with his and they sat in silence. His eyes lowered down to her lips and back up at her eyes.

Y/n licked her lips which made him look at her lips again. He slowly leaned in and placed a light kiss on her lips then slowly broke the kiss, backing away only inches from her face. She looked in his eyes and smiled. Daryl wrapped his arm around her pulling her closer and kissed her again, but this time it lasted longer.

Drowning in their kiss, y/n reached her hand up and placed it on his jawline.

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With his other hand, he placed it on her thigh and it made shivers go down her spine. She wanted him.

She stuck her tongue out a little, making it touch his lips. He smiled into the kiss and proceeded stick his tongue all the way in her mouth and moved it around her’s. While he passionately made out with her, his hand moved to the inside of her thigh and squeezed it (not too hard), making her arch her back.

Daryl sat back and y/n climbed on top of him. Whilst continuing their kiss, she slowly moved her hips around, grinding on him. He slid his hands under her shirt, feeling the soft skin of her back on his rough hands. He pulled the shirt up and over her head then went on to unhook her bra, revealing her breasts.

Daryl let out a deep breath and grabbed her ass, picking her up. He walked over and laid her on his bed, then started to kiss her again. He migrated his kiss down her jaw, neck, then onto her chest. With one hand, he grabbed one breast and kissed the other one.

The feel of his beard and lips and the warmth of his breath touching her bare chest sent tingles with down her spine and she arched her back. Daryl stuck out his tongue and traced it down her stomach and kissed her lower belly, right above her pants. He stood up some and started to unbutton her jeans.

Slipping off her jeans and panties, he proceeded to take off his vest and unbuttoned his shirt and tossed them on the bed. He knelt down on the floor putting his face between her legs.

Y/n sat up on her elbows and looked at him being so close to her private area. Seeing her face, he smirked and kissed the inside of her thigh, making his way closer to her core. His breath was warm as he hovered his mouth close, and he looked up at her for approval. Not stopping him, he pecked a kiss on her clit and the feeling made her lay back. He chuckled a warm-breathed laugh on her and sunk his tongue between her folds.

She quickly took a deep breath and let out a soft, long moan.

“Mmmm it’s been so long.” Y/n moaned.

He wrapped his arms around her thighs because she kept squirming. How could she not squirm when Daryl has his tongue deep inside her pussy, making her heart race from the adrenaline.

When Daryl was done eating her cunt, making it sloppy wet, he stood up, unbuckled his belt, and pulled his pants down to his ankles. He leaned over y/n and looked her right in the eyes, and started to trace circles with his cock all in her wetness.

Y/n gasped as he slipped the head of his dick inside her and let out a moan as he pushed the rest of his long, girthy cock deep inside her.

“Fuck, you’re tight.” Daryl said as he slid inside.

After a moment of being still, he was looking at the expression on her face and it pleased him to know she was in bliss because of him. He moved in and out of her slowly so she could get used to his size.

Speeding up the pace, he ended up having to cover y/n’s mouth to muffle her loud moans of pleasure.

“Ohhh Daryl, I’m about to cum!” She moaned into his hand.

Daryl slammed into her harder and she filled up with her gooey orgasm, soaking Daryl’s cock. The feel of her warm wetness made Daryl reach his climax. He pulled out and ejaculated in the basket of dirty clothes next to the bed.

Y/n laid on the bed for a moment and then asked for something to clean herself with. Daryl pulled up his pants and walked upstairs, shirtless, to get a towel.

Carol was standing in the kitchen and saw Daryl come from the direction of his room and into the bathroom, exiting with a towel in his hand. He saw her in his peripheral and looked at her. He stood there like he was a deer caught in the headlights. Carol raised an eyebrow and Daryl blinked then went back downstairs.

“That was awkward.” He thought to himself as he walked down the stairs.

Daryl handed y/n the towel.

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As she cleaned herself up and got dressed, he sat on the couch, still shirtless, and rolled another joint. When he looked up, he noticed that y/n was standing there and was wearing only her panties and the shirt he wore that day, which was thrown on the bed next to her. (The vest felt too big and was uncomfortable because of the leather.)

He smiled at her. He thought she was cute with her slightly messy hair and wearing his shirt.

He lit the joint and walked over to the bed and sat against his pillow and the headboard. Y/n crawled up in bed next to him and laid down. Daryl passed her the joint and moved to position himself on the bed next to her, pulling the blanket over the both of them.

Exhausted from the sexual activity between her and Daryl, and smoking another joint, y/n got tired. She fell asleep cuddled next to Daryl. Daryl couldn’t sleep though. He laid there with his arm around her and she had her head and hand on his chest, and he reminisced in his thoughts.

(The next day)

Y/n was standing in the kitchen of the house she stayed in with Rosita, making something for lunch. Rosita walks in and looks at y/n.

“Where were you last night? I never saw you come back in.” Rosita asks.

“I was at Daryl’s. We smoked and I... I got..tired.. and fell asleep..”

“Are you sure that all that happened? You paused for a second.”

“Wellll…….” Y/n says as she looks away then back at Rosita.

“I’ve just never known Daryl to be an intimate kind of person. He’s usually quiet and keeps to himself.” Rosita exclaims.

Y/n huffed a laugh out of her nose with a smirk and says,

“Quiet guys fuck the hardest.”

[norman-fucking-reedus]

not to be a kinkshamer or anything but some people on here will literally be like “daryl would be into burning you w cigarettes” or “having you claw his back during sex is a turn on” as if he wasn’t literally physically abused as a kid?? ☠️ like no babe he would not be into that because that would probably be extremely triggering?? did you even pay attention to the show to be saying something this goofy he literally self-harmed WITH a cigarette

[sweatyrickgrimes]

[liliesdiary]

smoke sesh with daryl dixon

"you get me so high."

had the sudden urge to make this while smoking a blunt <3

12:12

@dustbunniess

[gamergoddess98]

I’m considering making a stoner Daryl smut. How does that sound?

[smallpeniscollective]

First Time

Daryl Dixon x Reader (18+)

Summary: (takes place in season 2 on the farm, Daryl and the reader are out on a hunt, and they stumble across an empty cabin, and then they seize an opportunity)

Word Count: 3.5k

Warnings: walkers, sexual content, oral sex (f receiving), p in v sex, unprotected sex

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It was rare for Daryl to be accompanied on a hunt. He usually moved quickly and worked alone, but this time, she had asked him to take her as well. She had flattered her way into the position with, “You’re just so good at hunting,” and “I want you to teach me, so I can help the group.” She knew exactly what to say to get him to agree to take her out, but what she didn’t know was that he wanted to be alone with her.

It’s not like alone time didn’t exist at the farm, but he was a very private man, and couldn’t ask her to sit with him in front of everyone, or just anyone. But when he came back from the woods yesterday after searching tirelessly for Sophia with a rope of dead squirrels across is back, she approached him.

She was no hunter. She had this insistent natural belief that every single little living creature could have had a family or could feel extreme pain and suffering. She decided it was time to get over this and try to return to her human nature as an animal of the food chain. The squirrels were smaller than her, and the group needed to eat.

She was quiet and graceful in the forest, barely making a sound as she tiptoed over twigs and crunchy leaves. But she still felt a hollow guilt in her chest every time she managed to catch a squirrel. She couldn’t kill it, not after she had looked into its panicked little eyes.

“You do it, Daryl,” she said, giving him the tiny creature who was desperately scratching to get out of her hands. “I can’t kill him, I looked into his eyes.”

“Ya mean kill it. These ain’t people like us, they’re the food that we need to eat. They’re our survival,” he said with his agitated southern drawl.

“Hey, at least I caught it. I may be a bad hunter, but you can’t say I can’t catch,” she retorted, as he took the squirming squirrel from her hand. He quickly snapped its neck, causing her to wince and look away. He scoffed at this.

“Do not call me a pussy right now, Daryl, or I swear to god,” she joked, not even finishing her sentence to let his mind wander about what her meek little self would be capable of doing to him.

They snaked through the woods until they stumbled upon a small cabin with a tin green roof. The little building was eerily quiet, although no quiet was comfortable these days. Daryl went in first, holding up his crossbow to take out any immediate threat and slowly opening the front door in an attempt to be quiet and discreet, but the old door creaked loudly. She followed him closely through every room, almost clipping his heels several times. If it was anyone else, he would have made an annoyed remark about them breathing down his neck, but he didn’t feel annoyed at having her so close. He felt better, like he was keeping her safer.

Once the small space was searched, he sighed, placing his bow gently on the dingy, unstable table in the kitchen. She crouched down to check cabinets for any canned or preserved goods, and he searched the pantry and fridge for any dried goods or bottled beverages. “Y’know,” she said mindlessly, as she rifled through extremely expired or already-opened items, “back in the good days, I would’ve used an abandoned cabin like this to do a lotta devious things.”

“What kinda things?” he asked with a reserved tone that indicated he was much more curious about her statement than he was letting on.

“Well, I was a chronic stoner, abandoned building seshes hit the best, but only when you’re with someone,” she said, smiling to herself as she looked back on the fun she had in her youth. “No fun being by yourself in one of these things.”

He looked at her with a slightly quizzical gaze, as he abandoned his pantry search to stand closer to her. “Didn’t take ya as a druggie,” he huffed in a defensive tone.

He told her very little about Merle, but she remembered how he told her about Merle’s drug habits. Suddenly, she felt guilty about recalling her drug experiences with joy when he had only known it as a destructive force. She closed the cabinet, turning around and standing up to meet his gaze. “It wasn’t like that,” she said quietly with a timid demeanor. “I never did anything hard, I was just a kid with nothing to do.”

“Yeah,” he said curtly, dropping his stare to the dirty floor, clearly getting more defensive about the topic.

Not wanting to drop the conversation, she threw out a last-ditch effort to keep him talking to her. She crossed her arms, rubbing the sides of her upper arms as she expressed, “Hey, thanks for taking me with you on your run... I know we don’t talk a lot, but I enjoy it when we do.”

The tension building in his shoulders dropped and he looked back at her. “I, uh, enjoy it too,” he admitted. For a moment it felt like there was a spark, a hint of something more to come between them. She softly smiled, looking down bashfully before locking eyes with him again. He could see the sparkle in her eyes, but he was never as bold as Merle was when it came to making moves. Hell, Merle would harass women like he got paid to do it. Daryl was forever stuck as the little brother, being put down so much as a kid making him now too shy as an adult to be as confident as his older brother.

She, on the other hand, was always so relaxed around him. She almost never seemed too shy to say what was on her mind. He didn’t know if this came from a new lifestyle of expecting life to end short, or if she had always been this way, but he appreciated her talking to him even when he couldn’t find words to say.

Suddenly, the sight of a walker passed by the kitchen window. The rotting man with a half-gouged face stumbled by the window, oblivious to what was just past the glass shield.

She was facing away from the window, but he saw and reacted immediately, pulling her to him and covering her mouth and with his large hand before she let out a muffled gasp from the unexpected grabbing. He pulled her down the ground with him, below the line of sight through the window. Her panicked eyes locked with his, and he put a finger to his lips, nonverbally queuing her to make no sounds. He gestured towards the window, and she understood that he must’ve seen something that caused him to react.

After a few minutes to make sure the walker was gone, he took his hand off of her mouth, and she realized his body was closer to hers than anyone’s body has ever been. She began to blush, feeling her body growing hotter and adrenaline-induced arousal blooming in her. Being a virgin was something she never talked about; it just never came up in a world where survival was what mattered. And even though survival mattered now, all she could focus on was the pressure of his body weight on top of hers, and his abdomen pressing into her hips.

Daryl knew the walker passed without noticing them or being drawn to the cabin, but he found that he couldn’t lift himself off of her just yet. He could sense her demeanor had shifted and that she wasn’t just nervous now, but flustered. She swallowed the saliva that gathered in her mouth anxiously, giving the most awkward, breathy chuckle before whispering, “I’ve, uh... never been this close to anyone before,” thinking it would be humorous.

He gave an obvious up-and-down before whispering in return, “A pretty thing like you’s never been touched before?”

She went stiff, her mouth forming a flat line before shaking her head to signify that, no, she had never been touched and confirming that, yes, she was a virgin.

He paused for a moment, teetering the border of being respectful and staying silent or offering some sort of fix for her, to help her experience her first time before either of their lives could possibly be cut short by the new rough world’s circumstances. “Y’know...” he quietly stammered, “we could—”

“Yes,” she whispered, cutting him off before he could finish his question. Normally, she would have been painfully shy, but his body already against hers, the rush of the sudden hiding, and how much she undeniably enjoyed his hand over her mouth all lined up to have her needing more. This was the first time she had ever had this rush, and she trusted Daryl with her life.

Truthfully, this wasn’t the first time he had thought about this. One of the only single, pretty girls in their camp? Of course he had thought about this. He never thought he was particularly her type, or that she’d even look his way like that, but in this moment, he was able to put all of those thoughts to the side.

He looked into her eyes deeply, scanning her face for anything that would let him know that he should not take her right here, right now. He found nothing. In fact, the glimmer in her eyes pleaded with him to make a move. He dipped his head down to her, placing his lips on hers with that masculine force that intensified the kiss tenfold.

She gasped from the suddenness of his move, but quickly melted into his touch, creeping her fingers up his sides. As their kiss deepened, his body moved up against hers, and a small whine caught in her throat from the pressure changes. She spread her legs, allowing his body to dip in closer and his hips to meet hers. He could just feel the heat radiating from her clothed loins, causing him to harden in his pants. Feeling the stiffness press against her sent electricity flying all throughout her body and sent anticipatory shivers down her spine. In her pheremone-induced confidence, she removed the first article of clothing, letting go of his hair to reach down and pull her shirt up over her head, momentarily breaking their kiss and revealing her bra. He took his opportunity to latch his lips onto her neck, rubbing his hands all over her exposed torso while sucking hard on the soft skin of her neck. There were definitely going to be marks left, but she didn’t mind.

He grabbed a hold of her hips, grinding his covered erection against the inner seam of her jeans, causing her to gasp from the sensation of her seam being pushed into her. She reached down to unbutton her pants, needing less layers between the grinding, but he stopped her hands. He pulled her pants down the length of her legs for her in a gentlemanly manner, making her feel more confident that he was the right man to do this with for the first time. He couldn’t help but stare at her panties, becoming painfully hard at the sight of the desperate wet patch that was already there.

And there she was, half-naked in all her glory on a dirty kitchen floor in an old abandoned cabin, him still fully dressed. But he wasn’t ready to indulge himself in the pleasure of taking her just yet. She watched in nervous awe as he reached a hand down, grazing his knuckles against her covered slit, the ridges of his knuckles making her hips buck up and eliciting a soft whimper form her. The noise from her reminded him of where they were and what had just happened. With a cautious tone, he whispered, “I’m gon’ need you to keep real quiet for me, darlin’. Wouldn’ wanna attract any walkers.”

She nodded softly, her eyes big and round in a plea for him to continue. His goal was to give her the best first time he could, so he gingerly pulled her panties down her legs, tossing them to the side next to her jeans, scooting himself back so that he could fully see her soaked heat.

He dipped his head below her line of sight, using his tongue to lick a sloppy stripe up the center of her folds, ending with a flick at her sensitive bud. This elicited a moan from her, after which she threw her arm over her mouth to muffle any more noise. He admittedly was not the best at eating pussy, but he did what felt natural in an effort to warm her up for him. He placed his large calloused hands on her thighs, spreading them farther as he softly lapped at her, spreading the wetness from her hole. He could hear her muffled whines as she attempted to remain quiet, which encouraged him to slide his tongue up, hooking onto the little bud, causing her hips to buck. Realizing this was a sensitive spot, he deftly latched his lips around the bud of nerves, sucking softly while occasionally adding a prodding lick up from her entrance. This must have been the right thing to do because it had her grinding her hips up onto his face and gripping his hair with the hand that wasn’t muffling her moans. He moved a hand from her thigh to touch her, feeling her sopping wetness on his fingers. He then slowly and carefully dipped a thick finger into her, making her moan the loudest she had yet.

He lifted his head to say, “Shh, baby, we gotta keep quiet,” before returning his mouth to her heat.

“It just feels so good,” she whispered in the most desperate voice he had ever heard from her. This turned him on more, but his attention returned to her loins, as he began to pump his finger in and out while he resumed his tongue on her sensitive bud. When he added a second finger to help stretch her out before his length did, he could just see what it did to her. She held her legs up, thighs squeezing him with intensity as she felt an unfamiliar tightening in her core. The sensation made her a whining mess, moving her hips in rhythm against his face.

He pulled back, removing his fingers from her warmth, making her whine like a spoiled child in response. “Why’d you stop?” she whispered, and he gave a light chuckle.

“Don’ tell me I’ve spoiled ya, sweetheart,” he joked, leaning back to pull his shirt off. She watched him do this, eyeing his muscular abdomen and letting it excite her further. He unzipped his pants, pushing down his pants and boxers below his hips, finally revealing his throbbing erection. She stared at it like an animal in the zoo that she had never seen before, instinctively reaching out a inquisitive hand to grab hold of it, pulling a grunt from deep in his throat. She ran the tips of her fingers up the length, lightly dancing her fingertips on the head, the sensation causing a drip of pre-cum to leak out, and she swiped it with her thumb, her eyes studying it with intrigue.

He took his length in his hand, and lined it up with her entrance, stroking it up and down her slit a couple of times to gather her wetness on it. She didn’t realize she was holding her breath until he pushed in, releasing her breath with a sigh. Thank god he had warmed her up first, but even still it hurt a little bit as he pushed all the way in. He stopped moving when he was all the way in, pausing to look in her eyes with a look that conveyed a message of, ‘You ready for this?’

She nodded, rolling her eyes back as he started with a slow pace. His thick arms surrounded her as he held himself above her, watching her face as it changed from slight pain to pleasure. She had never felt such a deep pleasure in her before, her eyes welling with tears of joy as she struggled to keep herself from moaning loudly. The push and pull of his member in her felt like the push and pull of an ocean wave of pleasant tingles, that tightness in her core beginning to return.

When he picked up his pace, letting out his own small grunts, she couldn’t hold her moans back anymore. The sounds of her pleasure sounded like beautiful music to his ears, but then he remembered why she had to stifle them in the first place. He moved a hand to cover her mouth, gripping her jaw a tightly as he continued to thrust. The hand on her mouth turned her on more, letting herself make all of her noises into his hand.

“Baby, yer gonna bring in some walkers if ya keep makin’ those pretty sounds,” he cooed, sounding more gentle than she had ever heard his voice. She nodded, breathing deeply with her nose and hearing the whistle from her nostrils against his hand. The tightening in her body had shifted to a building sensation, as the gliding of his length through her and the danger of being so vulnerable mixed together to create an excitement that she had never been close to feeling before. Every time he thrusted into her, it felt like he was hitting a button that sent sparks all throughout her body, and she could feel all of her pleasure gather in one place as he bent his head down to lay more sloppy wet kisses on her neck.

He kept his rhythm steady, not wanting to hurt or overwhelm her for her first time, but he could feel himself becoming needier, needing more of her enveloped around him, so he pressed harder, deeper. The deeper he hit that spot in her, the closer she was to reaching that peak of pleasure, and soon her nails were digging into his sides. Her moans morphed into high pitched squeals buried beneath his hand, letting him know that she was close.

And she was so close. She felt as her walls uncontrollably tightened around him as her inched towards the edge of her orgasm, and he began thrusting fast and hard, overstimulating her senses and sending her body into a pleasurable shock. She began moving her hips up into his as her body craved more.

And then it happened. Her body hit its peak of stimulation, a surge of indescribable pleasure billowed through her, making her walls clench down so tightly on him that he had to hiss through his teeth to not finish then and there. Hot tears rolled down the sides of her face and she shakily moaned with an open, drooling mouth into his hand. As he continued his hard pounding, the audacious sounds of the wet slapping sent him into a frenzy of desire, speeding up his pace as he neared his own climax. The continuing pleasure had her writhing underneath him, wrapping her arms and legs around him tightly and pulling him closer. His hand squeezed her jaw hard, sure to leave some bruising on the edges of her cheeks, yet she still let out gleeful moans as he rode out her orgasm for her. He reached a hard finish, letting out a guttural grunt as his hips stuttered, releasing a hot load into her and tiredly dropping his head into her neck and finally letting go of her mouth.

In a foggy haze of her first time being cock-drunk, she still managed a tiny giggle. He perked his head up, looking at her half-lidded eyes and a slight curl up of his lips. He spoke with a low gravelly tone as he quietly asked, “Not bad for a first time?”

“Not bad? How are people not doing this all the time?” she whispered over-excitedly, evoking a sheepish smile from him.

“C’mon now, we gotta head back,” he reminded her, getting up off of her and extending out a hand to help her up. She shyly took his hand, surprised at how easily he yanked her up off the ground. She would have felt embarrassed about being so undressed, but it turned into a humorous bubble popping up in her when she noticed his square little man-butt before he pulled his boxers and pants back up. But the bubble burst when she saw the old, large scars on his back. Saving that conversation for when they weren’t in a post-coital glow, she looked away and got dressed quietly as he pulled his shirt back on over his head.

They snuck out of the cabin, after only finding an unopened box of saltine crackers and an old warm six-pack of beer to bring back to the group.

“So,” she started, nervously kicking the dirt as she trailed behind Daryl, “did you want this to just be a one time thing, or...?”

“Darlin’, I hope we get to do that all the time,” he teased, throwing her own words back at her.

She smiled to herself as she followed him back to the farm.

[dix0nvix3n]

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⛥ Please note that I have severe anxiety when it comes to interacting with anything online which makes it very hard for me to reply to comments and comment on things, repost, and I often will love a fic and not even like the post because I get so in my head thinking that person will think of my interaction as weird. I know this probably doesn't make sense to a lot of people but please try and understand, I am currently trying to work on this but please know It's gonna take me a very long time.

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⛥ I currently don't take requests because they seem a bit overwhelming for me at this time being but you can send me any thoughts and ideas you have about Daryl and Scud (some other Norman characters too! I have lots of thoughts about other characters Norman has played I just don't know how to write for them yet!) and I will try and give you my thoughts and ideas back!

ℑ𝔫𝔣𝔬

⛥ Masterlist: Will be made at some point!!

⛥ Fics:

Stoner Daryl x Stoner Reader 18+ ✶❀

COMING SOON

Daryl x Reader Alexandria Christmas One-Shot ❀ COMING SOON

Scud X Reader Blade's Lair 18+ One-Shot ✶❀

COMING SOON

✶- Smut | ✧- Suggestive ❀-Fluff | ☽-Angst

𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔰 𝔄𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔐𝔢

⛥ I'm Autistic and have ADHD, PTSD, Depression, Anxiety, probably several other problems I'm not aware of myself yet lmao, and I am also Anemic.

⛥ I've been to at least 15 concerts but need to recount actually how many, including 3 Warped Tours, so sorry to anyone who never got to go they were truly such unique experiences.

⛥ I have 7 piercings but have been pierced 8 times, fucked up my first eyebrow piercing lol. In order I got a septum, right eyebrow, daith, bridge, two helixes in one day, a conch and also my right eyebrow repierced on the same day. Also all the ear piercings are on my right ear cause I used to have the right side of my head shaved and an undercut so my left ear was never visible but with my new haircut,,, I really need some for the left ear.

⛥ Also, the conch jewelery is my only special piece of jewelery I have and I got it in memory of two things. The conch piece is a titanium dagger with a simple little jewel in the middle, when I saw it I immediately thought of Daryl and his big knives/daggers and also a reference to the band Witchdagger from Night In The Woods, a game that fundamentally helped me grow as a person.

⛥ The reason I changed my hair from the side shave was so I could actually grow it out and cut it to Scud's hairstyle, that fucker is soooo gender.

⛥ I don't know much about my zodiac signs but I'm a Cancer Sun, Scorpio Moon, Capricorn Rising.

⛥ My favorite fruits are peaches, oranges, and raspberries.

⛥ I edit occasionally when I have the mental energy which is rare but I post them @ daryldixonvixen on tiktok if anyone is interested, will possibly start posting my edits on instagram too :)

⛥ and uhhhh I'll keep adding to these when I think of more

And here's what the conch piercing looks like if anyone wanted to see it :]

[loanebarnes]

𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ MASTERLIST:

• THE WALKING DEAD:

rick grimes:

-s6!rick x reader: mood board

daryl dixon:

-s2!daryl x innocent!reader : mood board

-pre-apocalypse!daryl x stoner!reader : mood board

-heartless - daryl dixon x reader : one shot

negan smith:

-s9!negan x christian!reader : mood board

• MARVEL:

bucky barnes:

-paranoid - bucky barnes x reader : one shot

loki laufeyson:

coming soon…*✧･ﾟ:*

• THE BOYS:

victoria neuman:

-marry her - victoria neuman x f!reader : drabble

billy butcher:

coming soon…*✧･ﾟ:*

• SAW:

mark hoffman:

coming soon…*✧･ﾟ:*

• THE LAST OF US:

abby anderson:

coming soon…*✧･ﾟ:*

• RESIDENT EVIL:

leon s. kennedy:

coming soon…*✧･ﾟ:*

carlos oliveira:

coming soon…*✧･ﾟ:*

[gamergoddess003]

I need stoner fics!!!

I’m a huge stoner and I wanna smoke weed with my fictional Boo.🥰 I want a fic where the character is either already a stoner (secretly or not) or tries weed for the first time with the reader. Throw in some fluff and if you wanna do smut, by all means, go for it. ❤️💚💛

(I already wrote one for Daryl Dixon. Click here)

Matt Murdock⬆️ (ik it’d be a bit difficult bc he’s a lawyer but maybe he’ll take a small hit to try it)

Zuko ⬆️

Anakin Skywalker⬆️

Kylo Ren⬆️

Daryl Dixon⬆️

Negan⬆️

Karl Heisenberg⬆️

Loki⬆️

[frenziedslashers]

The Walking Dead Masterlist

I will be including all of my Walking Dead works here! If you have a character you would like me to write for that is not on the list, feel free to ask!

Feel free to send in requests. Whether it be headcanons, NSFT alphabets, Oneshots/Imagines, or just to talk about the characters! I am super invested in this series right now haha

Slasher Masterlist || Borderlands Masterlist || Request Rules/Characters I Write For

(Before interacting: If you are 17 or under I will be blocking your account. I do not want to feel like I am providing for minors, if that makes sense. I hope y'all understand!)

Daryl Dixon:

I Love You, And I Don't Say It Enough (pt. 1) (Smut - AFAB! Reader)

Daryl Dixon returns to his S/O after escaping Sanctuary when Negan took him from his family. When he comes back to you he's hurt, but he needs you. A happy little reunion between the both of you quickly turns into a lot more.

Baby, It's Okay (pt.2 - AFAB!Reader)

After the little reunion that turned into an intimate moment. Daryl's S/O later finds out she's pregnant due to the help of Carol. She planned on waiting to tell the man so he wouldn't worry about her, or react poorly to her being pregnant. He's ecstatic over the news though, even if it did come as a surprise.

NSFT Headcanons (GN!Reader)

Just as said. Some NSFT Headcanons for Daryl from an Ask Game

Open Up Your Heart For Me (GN!Reader)

Daryl found you back when this all started and he took a liking for you from the beginning. When Rick comes back into the picture, though. Shane gets a little desperate and tries to seduce you, but you aren't interested one bit. Daryl keeps you close, and makes sure you're safe. Later on at the farm he's losing it over Sophia and you're there to comfort him. He understands that you're the person that he wants to survive for. It isn't until the prison that he finally opens up and lets you in, though.

You Know You're Right

Daryl finds a scared stoner and takes them under his wing. After taking him with him to hilltop about a month later. He shows him he was listening to everything he told Daryl by showing up with a battery-operated CD player and their favorite songs. A little weed later, and feelings are being shared through actions.

No Happy Ending

A little Drabble where Reader gets bit and Daryl has to deal with it. Sort of a writing practice but I'll like it here if y'all wanna read it.

Dirty Secret

You're Glenns younger sister and Daryl winds up having a thing for you. You take notice to it and go out of your way to try and initiate a relationship with the archer. With the help of Carol and some of the other girls at the camp, of course. This is set in S1 and I am working on a part 2.

Reader with Vocal and Motor Tics

General Head canons on Daryls reaction to a reader with tics. Could be Romantic or Platonic.

Rick Grimes:

NSFT Headcanons (GN!reader)

NSFT Headcanons from an Ask Game

Hey there, cowboy (MALE!READER - smut)

Rick had been checking you out for months, and the tension between the two of you only seemed to grow. You're a previous rancher and he wants to know more about ranching, even if there isn't too much you can show him. After you dropped your hat though, and he puts it on. You inform him of the "Hat Rule." He seeks you out after Maggie and Daryl inform him on what that Rule means.

Jealous Rick Headcanons

How I depict Rick would react when jealous.

How Rick Acts Before and After Getting In A Relationship(GN! Reader)

You are Daryl's little sibling and Rick is slowly discovering a love for you. These are headcanons on how he would react to discovering that he likes you, and how Daryl also reacts to it.

You Drive Me Crazy (GN!Reader)

A jealous Rick x Reader fic where Rick does not like the way Spencer looks at you. The two of you had been dancing around feelings for months and after you all get to Alexandria you finally convince Rick to let loose and pretty much be your date for the party Deanna and the others were throwing for you all. Spencer gets a little touchy and makes you uncomfortable. Rick is fast to sweep in and save the day. Leading to a little more when he finally gets you back home.

Rick Grimes - Breeding Kink

General Headcanons of Rick with a Breeding Kink

Rick Realizing He Likes Men - (Male!Reader)

Headcanons of Rick discovering his sexuality

Why Can't You Be Mine Already?

This is a continuation of the headcanons "How Rick Acts Before and After Getting In A Relationship". You are Daryl's little sibling and when you get into Alexandria - after months of you and Rick beating around feelings - Rick finally starts taking the reins on whatever your guy's relationship is. He gets jealous over how Spencer is talking with and looking at you. Stuff finally goes down between the both of you after you yell and ask him exactly what the hell you two are.

The Supply Closet - (FTM!Reader/NSFW)

You and Rick go on a supply run to one of the nearby towns from the prison. When you both get there Rick is in utmost awe for you when he realizes you were getting supplies for his kids and looking out for their interests. He's tired of beating around feelings and teasing, so he pulls you into a supply closet and things get a little heated.

Love Letters (GN! Reader)

Super Angsty fic about Rick dying and killing Negan and the letters he left to you and a few of the others. Sort of a fic I used to just get some emotions out.

Safe and Sound

Rick finds out that Deanna sent you and some of the others on a supply run with Aiden and Nicholas. His blood is boiling and he hates that she's sending his people with others that he hardly knows let alone trusts. How does he react when you come back hurt? Not well.

Reader with Vocal and Motor Tics

General Head canons on how Rick reacts to a Reader with Tics. Could be Platonic or Romantic.

Glenn Rhee:

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Reader with Vocal and Motor Tics

General Head canons of Glenns' reaction to a reader with tics. Could be Romantic or Platonic.

Eugene Porter:

Hold Me Please - Reader is Maggies little Sister

Negan Smith:

Eugene and Reader are stuck hanging out in the library while everyone else is falling asleep or already asleep. An innocent conversation and an innocent gesture soon turn into a little more. Eugene finally gets to see if you feel as soft as you act, and you get to kiss the brainiac that slithered his way into your heart. Like everything else, it doesn't last for long.

Aftercare Headcanons

Just as it says. Aftercare headcanons with Eugene.

C'mere, Honey-Bear(GN!Reader - Alludes to sexual themes, nothing graphic)

Negan is finally reunited with you after years of not seeing you. He lost you before the world went to hell and due to Rick's group you're safe. You're on your knees at the lineup, and due to seeing you. He lets the others go and you come with him. Both of you expressed how much you missed one another.

My Two Favorites (Transmasc! Reader - NSFW

Negan picked you up and took you to the compound towards the beginning of all of this. The two of you have been around each other a lot and trust each other more than you would care to admit. You have walls, and don't know how to feel when he's finally starting to talk them down brick by brick. After he denies you the ability to leave the compound on your own an argument breaks out between the both of you, and things get a little heated after feelings are told.

Negan Reacting To A Pregnant S/O - AFAB! Reader

Just as it says. Very wholesome content that I enjoyed writing for. Papa Negan is my favorite.

Father of Mine - Pregnant!Reader

Negan and Reader were together before he started killing people for sport. When Rick comes around she helps the sheriff take him down in promise that Negan stays alive. When they get to Alexandria she lets him know of a little surprise she was keeping back.

Rick and Daryl Poly Stuff:

General Poly HC's with Rick and Daryl

Just some Poly Daryl and Rick Stuff. Probably won't write anything more for them since I'm not the biggest fan of writing for Poly relationships (Nothing against them! Just not my cup of tea to write for.) So this may be all you get from me, chums.

Playlists:

(These are playlists for characters of songs I think they would listen to, feel free to suggest bands or songs for me to add to them!)

Negan Smith - Oldie Country music, Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Grunge, and a couple Nu Metal songs.

[theteasetwrites]

✎ Masterlist

About the Masterlist:

❧ Right now I'm mainly writing for the characters you see here, but I will likely expand into other media and characters at a later date. ❧ Genres I write are fluff, smut (18+), and angst. ❧ I only do x Reader fics, though sometimes the reader is almost an OC, just without names/description of appearance (it’s up to you!) ❧ Most of my fics are implied to be for Female Readers with she/her pronouns, simply because that’s how I identify so it’s easier for me to write. ❧ Feel free to send in a request (when they’re open—check in bio)! Please read the Request Guidelines before submitting. ❧ Also be sure to check out the Coming Soon page for info about upcoming fics/what I'm currently working on!

*ask me for a link to the Norman Reedus Whores Discord server if you want! (18+ verification required) 😘

❤️‍🔥 = smut (18+) 💝 = fluff 💔 = angst

❧ Daryl Dixon x Reader Masterlist*

*requires a separate masterlist because there's just so damn much!

Series

❧ Thy Saints Surrounded (ongoing) ↳ Series Masterlist ❤️‍🔥💝

Oneshots

❧ Connor MacManus: Troublemaker/Matchmaker Extraordinaire 💝 ↳ Summary: You and Murphy hate each other. A lot. Working with him at the meatpacking plant is bad enough, but when Connor traps you both in the freezer, you realize that Murphy drives you crazy, in more ways than one. ↳ Word Count: 4.7k

❧ May the Road Rise 💝 ↳ Summary: A cross-country road trip turns interesting when you meet the MacManus brothers, and one of them steals your heart in the Crescent City. ↳ Word Count: 5.2k

❧ Under Pressure ❤️‍🔥 ↳ Summary: Sex with Murphy becomes interesting when his brother gets involved, watching from the sidelines and being a bit… annoying. You don’t really mind, though, as long as Murphy pleases you (and he does). ↳ Word Count: 3.2k

Misc.

❧ SFW Alphabet 💝 ❧ NSFW Alphabet ❤️‍🔥

Oneshots

❧ Bite Me ❤️‍🔥 ↳ Summary: It’s Halloween night, and Scud’s stoner forgetfulness has gotten on your nerves for the last time. You plan to dress up as a vampire just to spite him, teasing him until he can’t keep his hands off you. What he doesn’t know is that you’re more committed to the vampire roleplay than he thinks… ↳ Word Count: 6k

Misc.

❧ SFW Alphabet 💝 ❧ NSFW Alphabet ❤️‍🔥

Last updated: 5/20/2023

[bennifits]

Masterlist

Archive Of Our Own

Some Of Your Links Don't Work: Don't worry! i've had this issue before, please tell me which one it is and i'll fix it as soon as i can. Mainly bc i switched to the bennifits url

Will Write:

- Misfits Podcast 

- Marvel (MCU)

- The Walking Dead (S4+ u can ask why idc)

BEFORE YOU REQUEST

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Marvel Cinematic Universe:

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Series:

Undercover Martyn: 1 - 2

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The Walking Dead:

Daryl Dixon x Reader

Bedtime Story

Flowers in your hair | I - II

Ideas for stuff

See me bare my teeth for you

Pretend this is rice!

Wait for me (I’m coming) | I - II

Immune!Reader:

Bitten... Again

Daryl and Rick Find Out

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Misfits Podcast:

Fitz:

Animator S/O

Artist S/O

Both Fitz and Swagger Have a Crush on You 

The Confession (fic)

Getting Them To Blush

Embroider S/O

Fitz Who Has A Crush On A Super Sweet Touchy S/O

Forced Face Reveal

Going Through a Haunted House Together

Insecure S/O

Long Distance Relationship

Relationship HCs

Seemingly Innocent but Super Sarcastic S/O

Short S/O

Soft Cam

Stoner S/O

Tall S/O

Tomboy S/O

S/O with Aspergers

S/O Is an Amputee

S/O in a Metal Band

S/O on Broadway

S/O Can’t Feel Pain

S/O With Big Vocal Range

S/O With Circus Talent

S/O Lives in Alaska

S/O on Medication

S/O Owns an Uncommon or Exotic Pet

S/O Wearing a Sexy Black Dress

S/O Who Practices Witchcraft

S/O who is Wiccan

S/O with Scars

S/O with Scars (angst)

S/O With a Stutter

Who They’d End Up With

Swimming Pool (fic)

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Swagger:

Animator S/O

Artist S/O

Blackout

Both Fitz and Swagger Have a Crush on You

Cuddly S/O

Getting Them To Blush

Embroider S/O

Florist S/O

Forced Face Reveal

Insecure S/O

Medieval Sword Fighter S/O

Relationship HCs

Solo by Samsa (fic)

Seemingly Innocent but Super Sarcastic S/O

Secretly Curvy S/O

Stoner S/O

Swimming Pool (fic)

S/O with Aspergers

S/O Is an Amputee

S/O in a Metal Band

S/O on Broadway

S/O on Medication

S/O Can’t Feel Pain

S/O Lives in Alaska

S/O Wearing a Sexy Black Dress

S/O With Circus Talent

S/O with Scars

S/O with Scars (angst)

S/O With a Stutter

S/O Who Practices Witchcraft

S/O who is Wiccan

S/O Owns an Uncommon or Exotic Pet

S/O Has Nipple Piercings

Tall S/O

Teaching S/O How to Paint

Tomboy S/O

Trans!Male S/O Coming Out

Who They’d End Up With

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Zuckles:

Blackout

Embroider S/O

Forced Face Reveal

Getting Them To Blush

He Has a Crush On You But You Like Someone Else

Insecure S/O

Going Through a Haunted House Together

Long Distance Relationship

Short S/O

Shy S/O With a Dirty Mind

Sliding Into His DMs 

Tomboy S/O

S/O with Aspergers

S/O Is an Amputee

S/O in a Metal Band

S/O on Broadway

S/O Can’t Feel Pain

S/O Has Nipple Piercings

S/O Lives in Alaska

S/O on Medication

S/O Owns an Uncommon or Exotic Pet

S/O Wearing a Sexy Black Dress

S/O With Circus Talent

S/O with Scars

S/O with Scars (angst)

S/O With a Stutter

S/O who is Wiccan

S/O Who Practices Witchcraft

Southern / Country S/O

Relationship HCs

Meeting, Flirting and Getting Asked Out

Who They’d End Up With

Swimming Pool (fic)

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Toby:

Badass S/O

Blackout

Getting Them To Blush

Florist S/O

Forced Face Reveal

Going Through a Haunted House Together

Insecure S/O

Tomboy S/O

S/O with Aspergers

S/O Is an Amputee

S/O in a Metal Band

S/O on Broadway

S/O Can’t Feel Pain

S/O Lives in Alaska

S/O on Medication

S/O Owns an Uncommon or Exotic Pet

S/O Wearing a Sexy Black Dress

S/O With Circus Talent

S/O with Scars

S/O with Scars (angst)

S/O With a Stutter

S/O who is Wiccan

S/O Who Practices Witchcraft

Who They’d End Up With

Swimming Pool (fic)

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INutt:

Getting Them To Blush

Embroider S/O

Forced Face Reveal

Insecure S/O

S/O with Aspergers

S/O Is an Amputee 

S/O in a Metal Band

S/O on Broadway

S/O Can’t Feel Pain

S/O Lives in Alaska

S/O rides a motorbike

S/O on Medication

S/O Owns an Uncommon or Exotic Pet

S/O Wearing a Sexy Black Dress

S/O With Circus Talent

S/O with Scars

S/O with Scars (angst)

S/O With a Stutter

S/O Who Practices Witchcraft

Who They’d End Up With

Swimming Pool (fic)

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Mccreamy:

Shy S/O With a Dirty Mind

S/O on Medication

S/O Owns an Uncommon or Exotic Pet

Swimming Pool (fic)

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Group (couldn’t make a title):

Reader is really good childhood friends with toby and fitz, is a musician that goes by the stage name zodiac and never really shows her face she’s dating swagger

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Series:

[mateushonrado]

Voltron: Legendary Defender voice actors in other roles (part 5)

Status Post #5937

Part 5 - Allies (part 1)

Nolan North (Sam, Iverson, Vrek, Letch and Sniv)

Nathan Drake in Uncharted

Blake Anderson (Matt)

Blake Henderson in Workaholics

Norman Reedus (Rolo [first appearance only])

Daryl Dixon in The Walking Dead

Tyler Rhoads (Rolo)

Lacey Chabert (Nyma, Teo-sh and Romelle ["Defender of All Universes"])

Zatanna Zatara in Young Justice

Emily Eiden (Shay)

Scott Wolf (Rax)

Alyson Stoner (Florona)

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro in Phineas and Ferb

Kari Wahlgren (Luxia and Swirn)

Hana Inuzuka in Naruto

Mae Whitman (Plaxum)

Katara in Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Weird Al" Yankovic (Blumfump)

Milo Murphy in Milo Murphy's Law

Mick Wingert (Thace)

Arnold Vosloo (Ulaz)

Imhotep in The Mummy

Iqbal Theba (Slav)

Principal Figgins in Glee

[beezywriting]

Soulmates

Shanna x Daryl. Merle. Ron. Mindy/Cindy

Request: The first time Shanna and Daryl met.

Mentions of drug use/alcohol. Pre-Apocalypse

Shanna believed in soul mates. She believed that some people really were made for each other; and that their souls would wander around, searching for the missing half. And when they finally found each other, it would be like fireworks. She never admitted to it, but even at the age of 17 she longed to find hers. Hoped for anyone that would understand her where her family could not.

That's why she met him in a dirty house that belonged to a friend of a friend. The chemical smell from whatever they were cooking in the kitchen mingled with whatever they were smoking in the living room. Ron had told her that smell was called 'tweaker's paradise'. "I liked it better when it was just a stoner's paradise," she'd told him. Before the place had become a hang out for skank's and meth-head's; but without them she never would've met Daryl.

The eldest Dixon brother had met Ron during their latest stint's in jail. They'd both gotten picked up for public intoxication outside of their favorite bar, and the rest was history. Shanna's father had once said that Merle Dixon didn't play well with other's, but the man that she met had seemed friendly enough. He had always come to Ron's alone, usually going directly into the kitchen. That day had been different.

She had heard Merle come in, and heard him mumbling to someone as he'd shuffled past the couch she was sitting on. But suddenly it was her turn in the smoking circle and the curiosity died instantly. For all she knew Merle had been talking to himself.

It was unclear how much time had passed; Shanna melted into the back of the couch and laughed at old re-run's of Tom and Jerry for what felt like hours. A text from Jessa wondering when she'd be home alerted her to the late hour. Peeling herself off the couch she stood, waving to the different people around the room.

Then she saw him; standing in the corner drinking a beer, one of Ron's methed out friends trying to talk him up. He wasn't even acknowledging the woman in front of him, but that didn't seem to faze her. He looked miserable, like he was hoping that the floor would open up and swallow him whole. Shanna watched the exchange for a few more minutes, debating if she should intervene or just go home. It was already close to midnight.

Pocketing her key's she walked over to the odd duo, hearing Mindy or Cindy going on about her latest bender. Shanna slid in next to Daryl, surprising both him and Mindy/Cindy. "You know he ain't heard a word you've said, right?"

The woman's face went from a chalky-pale to an angry red, wide eyes bulging out of their sockets, "you think you have something better to say, sweetheart?"

Shanna shrugged her shoulders, "I dunno, I don't got no stories about tweakin' out and staying up for three day's straight." Smiling sweetly she paused, letting Mindy/Cindy seethe for a moment, "but I think I'm pretty interesting without all that."

"Does that Sheriff dad of yours know that you're here?" Mindy/Cindy looked pleased with herself for that one. The smug look on her face thinking she had now somehow won.

"He sure don't," Shanna answered coolly, "why, you gonna go tell him you saw me here? That you were passing by outside and saw me in through the window and you thought you'd go down to the station and let him know about it?" Shanna shook her head, amused, "why don't you go talk to someone who's actually gonna listen to ya. This guy ain't interested."

Mindy/Cindy wanted to have the last word. She made an awful face as she tried to formulate whatever insult she wanted to throw out, but nothing came. Instead she huffed rather loudly, and Daryl and Shanna watched as she stormed into the kitchen. Maybe she would have better luck in there.

"Thanks," Daryl said quietly from beside her, taking a sip from his beer. "I been tryin' to get her to go away for almost an hour."

She smiled over at him, "that's the problem with those meth-heads, they never know when to quit."

Laughing, he looked at her with an amused glint in his eyes, "so you're the Sheriff's daughter?"

"One of 'em," pushing herself away from the wall she did a mock curtsey, "Shanna Sivits, 'The Sheriff's Daughter' at your service."

"Daryl Dixon," his eyes watched her, for some reason trying to figure her out. Shuffling his feet he stuffed his free hand into his front pocket, "it's late Sheriff's Daughter, shouldn't you be gettin' home?"

"Yeah you're right," fishing her keys out of her pocket she twirls them around her finger, "it get's much later I'm gonna turn into a pumpkin." For some reason it felt like her feet were glued to the floor, she had absolutely no desire to leave. "Don't uh, don't be a stranger," she says before finally forcing her feet to move towards the front door.

Daryl smiled to himself as he watched her go, making a note to himself that anytime Merle was going over there that he would come too. Just in case the Sheriff's Daughter might be there.

[chosokvmo]

i have a couple of plots under the cut that i’d like, they’re kind of long so i figured a read more was necessary. if you’re down for any, message me or reply to this!

i’d like a ‘typical’ plot where one muse is a bartender/waitress and the other is being bothered by someone while at the establishment. the first muse helps them and despite being total opposites (i.e. a pessimistic character vs optimistic, like andy and april style?), they end up having more in common than they thought. i’d prefer this to be f/f.

a couple that is of the lower income variety, they’re stoners and they’re just sharing a life together. we can figure out how they met, all the small aspects of their lives. i feel like they probably sit in the kitchen at three in the morning sharing philosophies while they eat whatever’s in the house. this can be any pairing.

some sort of adventurers plot, we can figure out different arcs for them and then one big giant overall plot. think like how games like final fantasy or dragon age are played, even dungeons ‘n dragons. hella based off of adventure zone. i would like to play a few different kinds of characters, i have a lot in mind.

some post apocalyptic plots! i’d dig f/f or m/m for this.

i have a character (fc jeffrey dean morgan) that is in a motorcycle club. he’s basically been in for most of his life, he’s sort of the paternal figure of the club, though still violent in nature. however i think recently he’s become engaged to a male outside of the group and he knows he has to tell  his family.

some sort of ultra powerful ladies, i was thinking a red queen-esque plot like elaine and evangeline? some badass lady superhero-esque OCs would work, too.

i’d like to play sirius black (harry potter) again! also daryl dixon from the walking dead.

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4/20 2014 Stoner Timeline

This was one of the very first things I did on Tumblr. The Stoner Timeline. From this Random Acts of Conversation/RAOC was born. This was from my Tumblr page at the time, @bigjlr. It was also the very first appearance of my co host @charliefuckingnight. Enjoy the very first 420 2014 Stoner Timeline.

Stoner timeline begins…..

I will be posting my actives between 6pm and 12am. I will be smoking the entire time. I am smoking a hybrid of the white widow strain and the blue dream strain, nicknamed the blue widow. hope you guys enjoy, this is gonna be fun.

6:00 pm

I’m excited to be doing this cuz I’ve never attempted it before, which surprises me. Anyway, I’ve packed two batties and a full bowl of the blue widow and I’ve started watching Pacific Rim. It’s a awesome movie to watch while stoned. Lol

6:10 pm

I’m gonna try and post Every ten to fifteen mins. I’m also going to attempt to multi task, gotta clean shit up, no choice.

6:13 pm

Gotta keep track of how much I’ve toked. Hahaha toked. I’ve only finished the two batties. Now it’s time for the bowl. I’m already a 9 on the high scale.

6:28 pm

I’m barely paying attention to Pacific Rim. And I’m still pretty baked. However Charlie Day is awesome in this movie.

6:55 pm

I’m way too high for this lol. I completely forgot I was doing this until I looked at my phone. I’m cleaning my room up, while toking.

7:10 pm

I’ve finally come down a little, this strain is very potent. I think it’s odd that I can multi task while stoned, while most get lazy when high.

7:28 pm

I’m almost all the way down, time to restock lol. Gotta repack my bowl. Half way done with cleaning though.

7:45 pm

Got a little sidetracked, but I’m back in course. Can’t be productive and sit at the same time. Lol

7:55 pm

Rebaking now. Lol. Listening to.some ffdp. still sidetracked. Gotta get back on track but I hate cleaning. Thinking of writing a little bit after I’m done cleaning, but gotta clean first.

7:58 pm

I’m really starting to dog these Memphis May Fire covers (Interstate Love Song and Grenade)

8:25 pm

Almost done cleaning, and almost ready to toke again. Full bowl this time as a reward. I’m starting to get the munchies lol

8:43 pm

I’m fully sober and done with the cleaning. Gotta wait a little to start my next bowl, but it better not be too long. Lol.

8:57 pm

I’ve always wondered why they haven’t made a vanilla mountain dew.

9:10 pm

Pacific Rim is an awesome movie. The jager vs kaiju scenes at killer. Seeing this good of special effects makes me wanna go see Captain America: Winter Soldier again.

9:20 pm

I just realized that during the jager vs kaiju scenes, the amount of destruction is unbelievable. They destroy half the city while trying to.save the city.

10:23 pm

Been busy toking with Charlie for the last hour, catching up and talking. Now gonna enjoy some Bo Burnham.

10:44 pm

Listening to Bo Burnham “Left Brain, Right Brain” with Charlie. It’s Hella funny. I wonder why how the walking dead will open season five.

11:04pm

The walking dead is an amazing show. I also enjoy watching it anytime I can. My fav characters were the Dixon Brothers. Charlies fav was Daryl.

11:34 pm

Really high lol. About to enjoy some teriyaki bites. Watching the Friday the 13th remake, good movie.

11:59 pm

Charlies Highlights, Blue widow. Bo Burnham. Daryl. Carl’s missing eye. #deep.

My Highlights, Blue widow. Pacific Rim. Finally a fucking clean room. Left brain, Right brain. Teriyaki yummmm. Jason. #Hacknslash

The conclusion.

Well I hope you guys had fun reading my little experiment. I had a lot of fun doing it. Charlies gone and I’m gonna lay in bed and toke a bowl. Good night tumblr.