#stuart south park

[fennecfiree]

4 big guys

[welcome2southpark]

Episode 1 pt 2

The trio stood in a desecrated field before following the trail.  

"Dude how do you not burn up in that cloak Mysterion" Human Kite asked, green and gray eyes trailing the area trying to find the creature hiding in the grass. Farmer Denkins had attempted to handle it by shooting at it before they got there, scaring it into hiding. 

"I used to where a huge parka 24/7" he shrugged, voice all gruff. 

"Let's focus," Sunstar said. "I don't want us getting mauled…..but how did you manage with the parka- KITE BEHIND YOU!" Kite leapt away as Mysterion summoned shadows to have it slam into. 

"Box it in!" Kite called as he and Sun launched into the air. 

"Got it!" He's about to but it recovered quicker than planned and it charged him. It bowled him over and attempted to claw him only to be plasma blasted away before being hit by a mint green wind. It stumbled dizzy and sleepy. 

"Now!"

Mysterion quickly surrounds it as Sun grabs the edges making a bindle with the flexible shadows. Human Kite healed up the scuffs on Mysterion. "Take the tunnels back"

"I will after letting Farmer Denkins know its done." He glanced around "I feel like Mephesto's gonna be sued for damages…" 

"Oh definitely" 

After shedding his costume and hiding his less than human features, Kyle attempted to sneak into his house.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"

'Shit' he thinks, turning to see his angry mother. "Hi mom…"

"You're two hours late and we're supposed to pick up your little brother." She said angrily, hands on hips.

"I had an emergency, and Ike is ten. You let me go all over when I was ten." He grumbled. 

"That's not the point!" She huffed. "Where have you even been?!"

"My friend had an emergency"

"Oh?"

"Kenny fainted due to low iron so I stayed till he was better."

"Oh well that was very sweet of you bubby but tell me next time. Me and your father were very worried!"

"Yes mom, I'm sorry. I got distracted." He gave her a hug before heading upstairs. 

"I almost won Rainbow Road too-" Karen was telling Kenny as they approached their home. She was cut off by glass breaking. 

"-YOU DUMB WHORE!"

"FUCK STUART REALLY! WINDOWS ARE PRICEY. GOD YOUR SO STUPID!" 

"I'M NOT THE THE ONE WHO FLUSHED MY LAST ROCK!"

"Karen…climb the ladder to get to your room." 

"Kenny I'm not afraid ta pass their fights, Mama used to hold me-" 

"Karen. No. Go"

Karen went silent, his voice was scary. Familiar but scary. She nodded and slipped around the back. 

Kenny slipped to the front to see the fight. 'Crap' he thought as he saw his dad had thrown a desk through the window. He'd have to get some plastic to patch that. He looked into to see if they had any weapons.

"You know how hard it is to get GOOD crack anymore!"

"God damn it I told you that wasn't me!" 

Kenny sighed and went to the back ladder and climbed up. 

"Are you gonna go to work tonight?" Karen asked sniffling. 

"No, I'll call Tweek…."

Ramona arrived at the pharmacy. She just needed to get her meds and go. 

"It'll be a minute." the pharmacist said. "Sit down."

She sighs and sits down. Praying they'd read the note on her ID paper. 

"Ramone? Ramone Winstedle?"

'Damn it. At least it's not my dead name" she thought and went to grab it. "It's Ramona"

"Well last week it was-"

"Shut up Gerry, fucking conformist." Micheal walked up from the back. "Mark told you to knock that shit off" he edged him away from the desk. "Go sort pills"

Gerry grumbled as he walked away.

"Ignore him he's a fucking loser. Anyways here. You wanna snag a candy bar for ya troubles"

"Wow that's surprisingly nice of you-"

"Loser, I get a bonus every time I sell one. They count the bars, not the cash. Idiots."

"That's the Micheal I know." He huffs and gestures with his pen for her to leave. 

FIRST

[buttl0rd]

your epic!! *hands you my beloved son*

take good care of him

[grav3worm]

do you guys think their cycles were ever in sync

[art-i-choked]

also finally shat out a design for kid randy so heres how all the kid designs look like lined up

have some randy concepts as a treat

[southconfessionpark]

fans really out here hating on Tweek, Kenny, and Butter's parents (as they should), but then when Liane who is clearly abusive and neglectful af has a son who acts out due to her terrible parenting suddenly it is 'poor Liane, she doesn't deserve to have a son like Cartman :('

[furunui01]

“You took a real beatin’ there son- haha you good for nothin”

“Fuck you dad”

[a-greatpers0n]

I need to let my anger and sadness out omg

this is like a post to js let it out if ig? Idk my friends tell me to shut up when I mention gay fictional guys who make me upset. Just my opinions bc they r just grrr they make me upset and also SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS sorry I’m really emotional rn idk why

[simbiz]

ohhhgod

designs by @/art-i-choked

[4raykage]

he would watch over them :)

[summ3rg4l]

May I request a platonic x reader for the main boys. Where they learn the reader is a girl somehow but before they were all under the belief she was a boy and that she didn’t care to much about her gender to correct them (like a Haruhi Fujioka situation)

I really didn’t know what to write so it’s pretty short tbh

“Wait wait wait! You’re telling that that this whole time we’ve been hanging out with a chick!?”

Cartman stares at you completely perplexed on how he didn’t see that you were a girl the whole time.

“Mghf Mghf Mghf?”

“Ewww Kenny…”

“I just didn’t think it was that important.” You shrugged dismissively and put your hands into your pockets.

“NOT THAT IMPORTANT!?!? How do we know that you’re not a spy that the girls sent to get more information from us!” Cartman narrows his eyes.

“That’s retarded fatass.” Kyle rolls his eyes and crosses his arms

“Yeah why would the girls send a spy?”

“I don’t really see why my gender matters.”

“Guys come here for a second.” Cartman ushers for the other three boys to follow him away from you. After a few seconds you hear Kyle yell. “We’re not killing (name) Cartman!”

“It’s the only way kahl! We have to kill her before she gives away all of our secrets!” He looks back at you “Hey (name). Nothing going on here just chatting Y’know.”

[fennecfiree]

LMAO I drew south park parents as kids, I was gonna draw Gerald but I wanted to do 2 mom's to dads, and I really wanted to draw new jersey Sheila 😭😭 also I didn't mean to make Stuart look like Tord.. 😰

Also I made randy the tallest cuz I'm pretty sure he's the oldest out of these guys (well I couldn't find how old Sheila is but whatever) and Liane is the youngest

I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM LOOK JUST LIKE TORD

[kennys-parka-jacket]

[pcstan]

McCormick family face headcanons and what traits the kids got from their parents.

[imaginationlandtrilogy]

[art-i-choked]

more kid doodles idk how i want sharon to look like yet so youre just gonna wait until i figure that out for now take these