#sugar crash void bash

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Our boss decided to do a photoshoot of us and put them on his social media-

(from left to right: Bel: he/him and xe/xem, Vanilla: he/him and they/them, Tippy: he/him and xe/xem)

[the-beleza-muscadine]

💎I have eyes like diamonds💎

Hi there! Welcome to my blog!!! I'm your host, Beleza Muscadine, but you can call me Bel

I'm a fashion designer and makeup artist who lives with my husbands, Vanilla and Tippy, and our son Ramón 😊

💎Passions and interests:

• Art

• Makeup and fashion

• All things snake 🐍 I literally love snakes, but you have to respect the animal too, okay? My stand is a snake, his name is Gilded Cobra, he's very sparkly and blue with gold! But anyway, I just think snakes are super cool and interesting, plus they help get rid of unwanted pests, and they're super fun to study and watch and I like everything about them! I'll post about snakes and stuff, but I'll always tag it as "tw snake" or "snake tw" and all that, you know? Tell me if I forget to tag something!!!

• Space

• Woodworking and sculpting, especially when there's a man with a sculpted figure ahuhuhuhu 🤭

• Medical science, yes even the yucky stuff interests me. I don't even know why though, like, I shouldn't even want to see more, but I guess it's just morbid curiosity? I don't know but I can't just look away, and then I get curious but grossed out at the same time and it's just a whole big thing!

• Scary stories and Creepypastas! Especially video game Creepypastas!

• Favorite colors: aqua, gold, white, and pink! I love bright, fun, and pastel colors 🩵🩷

• Favorite Food: ramen with two over easy fried eggs, extra points if it's spicy!!!

💎Stuff about me:

• I'm 6'2" (188.976cm) tall

• Some people say I talk too much and tend to ramble but honestly I think I talk just enough!!! I just have a lot to say and I'm not really bothering anybody I don't think, unless I actually do start bothering people when I talk too fast or too much or maybe too loud? Am I a loud person? I don't think so, I think I just have a lot to say, yeah, like I said before, that's all!

• I used to be pretty mean and kind of a "bully" or whatever, BUT I'm recovering and learning to be a better, nicer, more thoughtful person and stuff. I know I can slip up and say something unintentionally mean, but I will apologize and catch myself........ I think it started back when I was a kid, I felt kind of like an outcast, you know? I was bullied a lot too because people thought I was ugly and so they were mean to me, but then I started being mean back and it was a huge mess. That, unfortunately, started becoming my personality and I would get what I want by being mean and manipulative. Instead of actual confidence, I was arrogant and insecure. But now I'm legit more confident in my appearance and myself as a person, and I understand how others feel when I hurt them and whatever! So yeah

This is a blog for me to post about my thoughts and feelings and whatever!

💎More info below💎

Beleza Muscadine is an original character created by me: @sapphire-heart-tippy . This is a roleplay and "just for fun" blog. He is not a real person (although, he feels real to me in a certain way) and everything that's posted here is part of an alternate universe called The Sapphire Heartverse: Sugar Crash Void Bash, which is an alternate universe for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Although Bel started off as just an original character for JJBA, he is not strictly attached to JJBA. Bel is my character and will most likely "follow me (my self insert)" to different franchises.

There is even a slice of life alternate universe called "The Bellflower AU" where Beleza and I meet in college and fall in love.

There will be more info to add later

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I’m the fucking lizard king- (1)

Summary: The idea that if you repeatedly bash your head into a brick wall, eventually the brick wall will love you back.

Pairing: OC!AFAB/NB!ChaoticDumbass (but described vague enough to be reader)xTFATWS!Bucky

Word Count: 762 

Warnings: for this chapter? just bad language and existentialism. 

A/N: welcome to the shit show. void is a character i’m working in a novel for.

[if you want you can pretend there’s a cover image here, but i’m too dumb for photoshop]

The notebook that Dr. Raynor took notes with, more to prove a point than to write anything, in her sessions with Bucky laid across her thigh as her pen scratched notes about how childish he was being. Bucky kept refusing to answer questions, or flat out lied to her, and her battlefield tried patience was wearing eerily thin. 

“Jesus Christ, this again? I thought we were past the passive aggression?”

“If you don’t talk, or if you lie,” she added, knowing that he would try to worm his way around her rules, “then I write. That’s how it’s been from the beginning, James.”

“Alright, alright. Put the pen down,” he surrendered. Bucky let out a chest-rattling sigh, the kind that made your ribs feel empty.

“So again, I’ll ask. How are the missions with Sam and V going?” Christina placed her pen in it’s holder on the notebook and set it to the side, folding her hands in her lap and training her gaze on Bucky.

“Good. They’re going really well. Sam is as annoying as usual, too much optimism for someone who’s been arrested by the federal government and spent two years on the run,” he shared, his eyes fixed on where he was toying with the seam on his gloves. Sharing his feelings and eye contact wasn’t something that he’d worked up to yet. 

“And V?”

Void, or V for short, was a new team member. Someone that they’d found in Madripoor with connections to information on the soldier serum and the power broker and incredibly too much sugar in their system at all times. Team mate might not be the right phrasing, either, because it wasn’t like they’d ever gotten an invitation to the team officially. Void, more or less, just thought the two of them were entertaining and decided to tag along. The usefulness they provided on missions was more a side effect than an intended outcome. 

Bucky rolled his eyes, a familiar flush creeping up the back of his neck as a whole new wave of irritation crashed over him. 

“Void is -- fuck, I don’t know.”

“You don’t know how you feel about them as a teammate?”

“I don’t know how I feel about them as anything to me, doc.”

“Sounds like your thoughts run deeper than you’re willing to say.”

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Bucky’s phone had buzzed a total of eight times while he was in that appointment. Once he was on the street and headed back to his own block, he pulled it out of his pocket and went over the barrage of text messages from Void. 

V: do you think there are aliens who think they’re the only sentient beings in the universe?

V: what if the earth is flat but it’s like a coin and edges are rounded so you never like fall off the edge or whatever and the sail from one side to another never looks like a disc? 

V: bucky these are important questions please respond :(

V: i’m going to start sending you memes you wont understand unless you reply to me in the next five minutes. >:|

V: two more minutes boinky, i swear to britney i’ll do it >:(

V: i’m literally an angel i don’t understand why you hate me so much :’(

V: [image attached]

V: [image attached]

Bucky gripped his phone willing his patience to reappear before he snapped it in half. When he looked back down at the screen he noticed that the bubble with the three dots had appeared, signaling that Void was typing again. 

Bucky: if you don’t shut the fuck up i am going to choke you to death

V: FUCKO!!!

V: finally you replied. i thought you left out of the back door and i wouldn’t get to see how irritated you were.

Bucky’s eyebrows knitted together, looking up and down the street to find where Void was stalking him from. He couldn’t see them, couldn’t tell where they were hiding, but he felt eyes on him like lasers.

V: there’s no point in looking for me, you know i’m way better at hiding than you

Bucky: where the fuck are you, i’m coming to kick your ass

V: Dr. Raynor would be very dissapointed to hear you say that

Bucky: excuse me? you know about my therapy sessions?

V: google is my friend, dumbass.

Bucky: you better pray i don’t find you, v

V: but jaaaaaames you never hang out with me. i have to go all yandere just to even pretend we’re friends

Bucky: we’re not friends

V: 

Bucky: found you. two buildings over. south wall. your ass is grass.

V: AND I OOP

Before Bucky could break out in a dead sprint, his arm itching to get Void in a headlock, his phone vibrated again.

Sam: Why was I just emailed V’s last will and testament? 

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A/N: I’m not smart enough to keep up with tag lists. :)

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part 1 q 5 and 18; part 2 q 2 and 9; part 3 q 8 😏😏 and 15; part 4 q 14, 15 and 19; part 6 q 4 i love you so much and i'm gearing up to write your biography eulogy and epitaph

the app crashed while i was half way through writing this i hate my life-

I WOULD WILLINGLY GET M*RDERED BY A SERIAL KILLER TO HAVE MY OBITUARY WRITTEN BY YOU-

part1

5.Do you collect anything?

-i used to be a major! hoarder. id keep pens, bottle caps, leaves, letters, stickers, literally ANYTHING and EVERYTHING and my mom used to give me a lot of shit for it lmao. but now that i can actually get stuff whenever i want and i dont have to wait chance to own anything of my own through a yearly shipment of shitty stuff, im tryna become minimalistic. but i still collect pins and foreign currency, and i am quite proud of my collection !

18.Biggest regret?

-i have a memory of a goldfish and i forget all the bad decisions i made very easily, but i do regret not trying enough during highschool. i simply did not give a single fuck towards college and signed up for the first place that offered me a full ride. i regretted that decision so much that i switched unis after wasting two years of my life. it wouldve been much easier if i did it right the first time, but i guess it all worked out one way or another so nO rAgReTs !

part2

2.Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

-my christian boarding schoolness in me says yes, but i dont believe it should be used as an excuse for all the horrible things people have done and are doing. (looking at you, hilter, hideyoshi, trump, etc) also not cool when you use it to justify other people's sufferings !

9.Do you believe in anything mythical/supernatural?

-i do believe in ghosts and spirits and i! am! fucken! terrified! of! them!

part3

8.Explain your dream date

-😏😏😏oh aims😏😏😏

-okay so dream date: a certain cranky jew with fantabulous hair picking me up in his cab, us driving to a deserted beach, singing along to Queen with the windows down and hair flying everywhere. laying down a soft blanket in the sand, sitting between his legs with my back to his chest listening to the waves and his heartbeat. him feeding me strawberries and blueberries, drinking hand drip coffee without sugar. bashing each others music taste, singing along ridiculous lyrics, even standing up to dance once. my head in his laps while he strokes my hair gently until i almost fall asleep, and him tickling me to tears. me trying to get revenge, only to realize he's not ticklish. i tackle him to the ground, and he lets me, only to flip me over and start kissing me. waves are gently crashing, seagulls are circling above us, life is good.

15.Where would you want to have your honeymoon?

-PERU !!! i recently learnt that Peruvian markets have four thousand different types of potatoes. for my honeymoon, i will shove potato after potato down my thoat and pet some alpacas.

part4

14.Favorite quote?

-That you are here - that life exists, and identity: that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. (from DPS my dark academia ass loves)

-I was happy, I knew that. While experiencing happiness, we have difficulty in being conscious of it. Only when the happiness is past and we look back on it do we suddenly realize - sometimes with astonishment - how happy we had been. (from Zorba the Greek by Nikos Kazantzakis)

15.Favorite thing to do when you're bored?

-ill probably play a song or two (very badly) on my guitar or do my nails. also scroll through tumblr because i cant get enough of BoB content !

-also answer quarantine ask questions because i love screaming random facts about me into the void !

19.Favorite drink to order at a coffee shop?

-cold brew !! anything cold and without milk cuz i HATE how milk and coffee taste together. also i love honey grapefruit black tea. scrumptious.

part6

4. Fart in front of your crush (and they know it’s you) OR Accidentally sneeze in your celebrity crush’s face?

-id rather fart cuz i am NOT risking giving covid to my celeb crush. 😤😤 also i think farts are hilarious (when they dont smell)

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Our life as some century old vampire's servants!

(Bel and I use he/him and xe/xem, Vanilla uses he/they)

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This is why we kiss by tilting our heads, everyone!!

Two gay trans boys being affectionate 🩵💙

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Dio's terrible henchmen that he can't afford to fire

They're terrifying villains!! So evil!!! And you will fear them!!

(this is mostly just sketch references for myself 😭😭)

(Bel and Tippy use both he/him and xe/xem pronouns! Vanilla uses he/they!)

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The Influence of The Jewel

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They- they're just made for each other

The weirdos...

BelTipVans, everyone!!

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"I refuse to be disrespected by worthless mortals..."

Sugar Crash Void Bash Teaser:

Razz (the TipVans fusion) vs Beleza Muscadine (influenced by the jewel)

Some info below:

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Ugh... I love this freaking dude....

Enjoy some Bel doodles!!

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Happy Birthday Vanilla!!

(headcanon birthday, his canon birthday remains unknown)

Vanilla's silly boyfriends, Bel and Tippy, (as well as the rest of the villain crew!) decided to throw Vanilla a little surprise birthday party!

Vanilla's a little awkward about it because he's not used to having the attention on him, but he's having fun 🫶🩵💙💜

(Bel uses he/xe/they pronouns and my s/i Tippy uses he/xe)

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First attempt at drawing baby Ramón!

And it's also a little joke off of the fact Dio comes over to my house and holds Ramón, then starts sobbing (in the Sims 4!!!)

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Ramón: What's cooler than having two dads? Two dads that can fuse together!

Please enjoy Razz just chilling in the void heheh!

other Razz drawings

Razz uses he/him like his separates

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Here he is!! Bel and his ssssssssssstand, Gilded Cobra

info under the cut! (a few more things have been edited and added!)

About Beleza Muscadine (Bel)

Bel and Vanilla used to be Dio's two main minions. They were both his second in command. However, Dio favored Bel over Vanilla because xe was more attentive, charismatic, and had a knack for persuading the other servants around him to do things. Vanilla was always very jealous of the attention Dio would give to Bel, so he would do whatever he could to gain his master's attention. Bel knew this and relished in Vanilla's misery. They would make snide comments to each other and argue constantly. The other servants remarked on how they acted like snarky teenagers when they were both around each other.

Bel is conceited, sassy, prissy, intelligent, charming, persuasive, competitive, thrives on being popular and well liked by others, xe's vain and has to be the most attractive person in the room at all times. He's actually a pretty good friend, if somebody is making you upset, he'll make them cry just by using his words alone. They are very interested in art, fashion, jewelry, architecture, and animal science. They've been a bit jealous that Vanilla is very talented when it comes to making clothes and jewelry. He's learned a few things by sneaking around and watching how Vanilla makes things. Bel can design his own jewelry and clothing, but mostly has to have somebody else make them. Xe is also a very talented artist and loves to paint and sculpt! Bel may be pretty self centered, but xe recognizes talent and beauty when xe sees it, and xe won't hesitate to tell you. He'll either fill you up with confidence and compliments or trash you like yesterday's pizza box.

Height: 6'2 (yes, he hates the fact Vanilla is a few inches taller than him pffff-)

Sexuality: Gay (mlm)

Gender: Salmacian and trans masculine genderqueer. Bel was born intersex but unfortunately forced to be raised as a daughter. Xe always felt more masculine, but his parents didn't like that, things got heated, and he ran away. Xe prefers masculine language such as man/guy/dude etc, when referring to xem... (But xe'll take any compliment really. Call them pretty, handsome, gorgeous, cute, anything good!) He also had top surgery, and his scars are faded but I'll draw them just a little visible every now and then. (a bit tmi but they are salmacian due to bargaining with somebody's gender affirming stand in order to become sex neutral. He personally felt it would give him gender euphoria. He is very euphoric with his gender and body. (I'm projecting a lot of my gender feelings onto this oc. My future gender affirming surgeries will most likely reflect my projection here))

Pronouns: He/They/Xe

Gilded Cobra's powers:

Spit Venom: Fangs can shoot or inject venom that can paralyze his victims

Snake Charm: Can stare into their victim's eyes and whisper things to them, they will obey him for 60 seconds

Strangle: (self explanatory but anyway) They wrap around their victim and squeeze them to death

Serpent Trance: Xis scales are so beautiful that you might get hypnotized and put in a temporary catatonic state if you look at this stand for too long

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Here he is!! This is the man of my dreams! (Literally, I saw him in a dream and I drew him as close to how I saw him in the dream as I could)

This is Bel

He was Vanilla's rival way back then, but Dio exiled Bel because he was after his treasure and power

You can read about my dream of him here