hes gay hes catholic hes in love with someone hes lived with for 20 years hes a karate champ he doesnt know karate he voted for kanye in the 2020 election once he and his roommate moved to the suburbs together and he took on the role of housewife and it drove him so insane that he ended up killing their dog and putting it in the mac n cheese. and his name is canonically ronald mcdonald