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mutuals I fw all of u heavyyyyy We can all go to the gas station Get a couple Red Bulls Together N sit on the curb listening to my ipod. Feel free to chainsmoke next to me I’m chill.

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permission to lib out?

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6.18 ▸ Pay It Forward

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me and u

- leon

alright peepaw lets get you to bed

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i won't talk to you but i will turn the notifications on, so i know when you're on your phone, and i'll make sure to post immediately after you to make sure that you See It. i won't text you or dm you or drive to your house but i will pull on your virtual pigtails once, twice, maybe three times a week. we're friends but we're not That Kind of Friends, so i won't ask you to hang out but i'll make sure you know where i am and i expect you to let me know where you are. indirectly, because we're Not That Close. it's just that i want to be next to you and with you and all over you at all times. i want to drive you up the fucking wall and press you up against it, the way casual friends sometimes do.

(this isn't about me and the tumblr mutual i have a crush on btw, it's about two television actors in their 30s)

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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losing my mind jusg a little bit over charlie's slightly outgrown hair/pseudo mullet

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i feel like rg straight relationship announcement is coming sometime soon. maybe before the end of the year (if only to seem Well Adjusted since well. you know. what’s going on with 🔫) and when it does there’s gonna be silence at first. but then we’ll witness an os crash out that’s gonna be very in character but also more intense than anything we’ve seen before 😃 like maybe this time he’ll delete his whole instagram instead of wiping it out. maybe he’ll post a poem. for no reason ofc! and then he’ll pretend nothing happened, even if it takes a couple of weeks.

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me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

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911 trending for absolutely no goddamn reason. yay

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what was going on w buck in 8x11 like was he ovulating or something

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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called “911 season 8b”😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just heard tommy call eddie the competition

my buddy tj, pacing: tim minear is lying to us

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eddie diaz

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn