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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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i bring a certain you are my religion and i will worship you for eternity energy to a relationship

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I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.

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yo your url is awesome

thank you its made at least 3 people sigh in disappointment

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top 10 scariest notifications to receive HELP

DIVORCE ENJOYER STRIKES AGAIN

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in case you wanna know how ready I am for Fuckin. MacBeth. Today I saw a pickup truck on the highway filled with branches and my brain filled in “Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane”

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CHARLIE, DENNIS, and MAC

iasip 05.05

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the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie

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put those big brown eyes AWAY

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here take a sketch

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the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.

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how it started:

how its going:

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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Why so gay? - the neilman