#suzie q but she have hamon

[a-998h]

I wonder how the Battle Tendency crew would react to a friendly Himbo! Pillar Man! male reader who was the only survivor and last of his kind? No one, not even reader, knows how he survived. But, he somehow did. He's usually happy all the time and sometimes jokes about his trauma but he can get serious if needed. He wants revenge against Kars for killing his family.

Reader after telling his tragic backstory: Isn't that crazy? 😄

Caesar, straight up flabbergasted and mortified: Wha- I- How the hell are you even alive?

Reader: I have no idea! 😃

Lisa Lisa: Have you heard of someone called Kars?

Reader: Kars? *face goes dark while he poses dramatically in true Pillar Man fashion* I have not heard that cursed name in years.....

I love this idea. Himbo reader is best reader.

Joseph and Speedwagon were still trying to cope with everything that just happened, beating Sanvento, the pillar men's connection to the stone masks, and the death of Von Stroheim. They returned to New York and reunited with Erina, before heading to Italy.

He befriends Ceaser, meets his mentor Lisa Lisa, and begins hamon training. Things are going great, but of course life has to throw a massive wrench in the way in the form of a another pillar man.

Your stony body was quite the shock for Suzi Q to find, she ran and reported it to Lisa Lisa. You were stared at, everyone worried. If you awakened, you could kill them all. But, something compelled them to drag you to a shaded area where you awakened. They were on guard, but you didn't attack, instead you freaked out and raised your hands in surrender.

"I come in peace humans!" You exclaim.

They don't believe you, they think you're going to attack the second they turn their backs. Lisa Lisa activities her hamon, and you smile?

"Wait, members of the hamon yribe survived?!" You ask in shock, not angry but happy, like an excited puppy.

The group looks confused and have you explain yourself.

Caesar, straight up flabbergasted and mortified: Wha- I- How the hell are you even alive?

Reader: I have no idea!

Lisa Lisa: Have you heard of someone called Kars?

Reader: Kars? *face goes dark while he poses dramatically in true Pillar Man fashion* I have not heard that cursed name in years.....

They ask you to explain.

" Kars attacked, me and my people, we fought against him. I ended up being stabbed after he slaughtered them, I had attacked with more vigor but I still got injured. I remained entombed for centuries until I met you all, Isn't that crazy?" You explained.

"Final question, are you with us, or against us?" Joseph asks.

"With you all the way, friends!" You declare.

Lisa Lisa

Pleasantly surprised by you friendly demeanor

Glad you're not planning to kill them

She feels kind of bad for you

You both bond over losing loved ones

When she sees you act dumb... she is so confused

You are an ancient powerful being that could kill them all, but you stand out in the rain not moving

She doesn't know who's more ditzy, you or Suzi Q

She finds some of you antics funny

Catches you traning at night, is proud of you for trying to get better

Has a list of things you can do and touch in her house... it's a small list

Doesn't laugh at you or mocks you

Thinks your heart makes up for you lack of brain power

Tries to act as a therapist for you and your trauma

Is kind of like a mom to you

Lisa Lisa: Reader when did you eat today?

Reader: *bright smile* Last week!

Lisa Lisa: *facepalms* Dear, let's get you breakfast.

Reader: ok 😁

^ these kind of interactions are daily

She ruffles your hair and laughs with you

She gets a little nervous when you start ripping into Kars

Wonders where the soft kind Pillar Man she loves went

Teaches you how to act in the world

Joseph Joestar

You're his new best friend

You two are a Josuke and Okuyasu type duo

He enjoys your friendliness

Thankful you were not planning to kill them

Is a little worried about you

When you joke about your trauma... he doesn't laugh

Wants to help you

Asks you about your family to make you feel better

Is willing to spar with you in the middle of the night... sometimes

Teaches you how to adapt to the modern world

Teaches you a few things he knows

Feels bad that you lost everything to Kars

Whenever you do something dumb, he questions how you survived centuries

Calls you "Love" and "Handsome" but you don't understand the flirting

Is annoyed with how dense you are

"You're as dense as the rock you were trapped in!" Becomes a common phrase he uses with you

You two are peas in a pod

Ceaser Zeppeli

He doesn't trust you

You're something that could kill them all, so he doesn't trust you at all

It's only after he sees how dumb you that he starts to let his guard down, only a little

Your "coping skills" makes him a bit worried

Tries to keep his distance but your friendly nature draws him in

Once he trusts you, he tries to be the older brother to you

Also teaches you things about the world

Is horrified by your story, and the way you joke about it

It takes him a bit to realize your jokes are your "coping skills"

He is proud of your warrior spirit

Wishes he could spar without one of you getting hurt

"Sei un idiota!" This something he commonly says to you whenever you've done something dumb

He calls you "second Joseph"

Tries to help you cope in a proper way

Is now a friend of yours

Feels your hate for Kars and wants to help you get revenge

[goatpaste]

I hope you don't mind but I would love to hear more about Wham and Suzie Q's dynamic!

YAY SUZI AND WHAM YAY

While Joseph and Wham got to have the most time together at the start of their relationship in BT

Suzi was around, being the only one to know about Joseph and Whams secret meetings. Joining him on some nights to meet Wham. She was the only other one in the Hamon corner with Joseph in trying to stop the fighting. She saw Wham as a good person and believed in Joseph.

So after everything is said and done when Wham and Joseph are hospitalized under The Speedwagon Foundations watch. From here Suzi would spend her time with the boys until coming to confess she has feelings for both of them and didnt want to get in the way, only to find both felt the same for her.

Yadda yadda, along comes Holly and they settle into their life together. They all love each other crazy and for the most part play big happy family (ignoring the internalized issues that come from Holly and Jotaro later on lol)

Suzi Q supported by Joseph's family becomes an archeologist for the Speedwagon Foundation as they continue research in phenomena of the world and try and be one step ahead of it. Her and Wham often working together between her modern know how and his being at ground zero of many sites they visit knowledge lol.

[y3ager]

SHE OURS.

— hamon training has left joseph and caesar oh so high strung… you’ll be a good little helper and give them a hand while lisa lisa and suzie q are gone, won’t you?

joseph j. x black!fem!reader x caesar z.

tags: canonverse, smut, mmf threesome, oral sex (m receiving), double penetration, spitroasting. creampie. minors dni.

“CAESAR! JOSEPH! JUST a few more minutes and i’ll have lunch ready for you guys.” dusting flour off your apron, you smiled sheepishly. “had to run down to the market, we were out of butter! us! out of butter! crazy, huh?” you turned to the stovetop and carefully fished the gently coiled nests of freshly made pasta noodles from the pot of boiling water. “i decided to try my hand at that squid ink pasta you keep raving about, jojo, i really hope it’s to your liking.”

“…, you spoil me!” joseph grinned brightly. as exhausted as he acted while walking through the threshold to the kitchen, he suddenly had the energy to rush up to you and wrap his arms around you tight, pulling you flush against the front of his body. bending his head down, his smile turned impish as he got close to your ear. “keep it up, and i might have to make you my wife.”

“get off the lady, joseph. she’s cooking, and you reek like a pigsty,” caesar scrutinized as your face burned hot. you hoped you could conceal it with the heat wafting off from the stovetop. “hey, …, do you know where master and suzie q are?”

“they told me they had business to attend to in the city. good news is they’ll be gone for a while, so you two have time to eat and rest for a bit.” you squirmed in joseph’s grip. “jojo,” you whine. “i can’t make your plate if you don’t let go. it’s like you’re gonna crush me.”

joseph’s arms loosened, but it wasn’t the only thing that changed about him. at this newfound knowledge his eyes darkened, unbeknownst to you, of course. he glanced over at caesar. for once, mild annoyance didn’t immediately cross his face. his pretty features were instead being decorated with a small smirk. he knew what joseph was thinking just like joseph knew what he was thinking. gone, and for a while, huh?

“you know, you really do take good care of us, …, and i fear we don’t appreciate it enough.” finally, joseph released you from the cage that was his arms, backing up to give you enough space to plate the food. his interest in that, however, was quickly waning. he wanted something else. “i know we’re a handful. caesar more than i.” the italian scoffed.

“you two do plenty. i mean, what can you do? you’re always so busy. i’m just happy i can show i care by doing the most i can to help you.” now free, you had the space to plate the steaming food on perfectly white porcelain plates. next, you scrutinized the two bottles of wine you brought up from the cellar, suddenly unsure of which one you wanted to pair with this late lunch. joseph’s and caesar’s staring certainly didn’t help your indecisiveness. “but now you’re making me nervous staring at my back! it feels like you’re gonna glare holes through me.

“go, shoo-shoo!” you turned and attempted to usher the two men out of the expansive kitchen and towards the dining room of the manor, first nudging the brunet, who kindly entertained your admittedly weak shoving by pretending to exit, and then the blond when he was close enough. you managed to get them closer and closer to the threshold, but only because they let you. “i can bring the plates to you, i can’t expect you to eat standing up! rest while you have a chance. show your appreciation by doing this.”

caesar stopped himself by placing his hand on the the doorframe. “i know you must’ve spent so much time cooking for us and believe me when i say we appreciate it, but i think we want something else.”

"for once i agree with ol' caes! do you mind doing something else for us big fools? we promise it'll be worth your while..."

a cute furrow forms in your brow as you stare up at the two men. "oh, uh, sure!" you exclaim, a bit unsure. the two working in tandem sets off enough alarms in your head, but you know they would sooner die than lead you astray. "what is it that you need...?"

“open your mouth for me, baby.” your face burns as you look up at joseph, his deviously charming crooked smile twinkling back at you. obediently, though, you open your mouth, sticking out your cute little tongue for the joestar. “good girl,” he coos. he languidly strokes his cock with one hand, coaxing it from semi-hard to full on throbbing. with the other, he presses down on your tongue with his thumb. “suck— there ya go, just like that. a little pro, huh? now can you do that with this?” after staring into your glazed over eyes for a few moments, he retracts his hand. a thin line of drool connects his thumb to your tongue. “use your words.”

“y-yes, jo— oh, g-god!” caesar’s hand has moved to your throat, lightly clenching as he eases his heavy cock into your dripping cunt. “c-c— ohh, fuck! please!”

“i’ve been fantasizing about this ever since i first witnessed how your skin glittered under the venitian sun, cara mia.” that caesar, ever the casanova even while he was balls deep inside of you, hips easing back and forth slowly. for now. “how beautiful you look under me, taking me so well. always such a good girl for me. for us.”

a shaky moan passes by your lips before you're reminded of the other man in the vast bed. joseph taps the tip of his dick onto your plump bottom lip, gently reminding you of your other task. eagerly, you open your drooling mouth and with gentility you didn't know the joestar possessed, he pushes himself past your mouth. your lips press firmly around him, your moans a pleasurable vibration on his cock.

you're completely at their mercy now, but there's no place you'd rather be. caesar has hiked up your legs and thrown them around his hips to get the leverage he needs to really fuck into you. joseph might have been soft before, but now there's purpose behind his thrusts deep into your throat. their hands are everywhere, groping your breasts and brown, pebbled nipples, your swollen clit, it's nearly too much to bare.

"oh, please. oh, fuck. fuck me, please." what a chatty little thing you are! pumping joseph's spit soaked dick with your soft hand, you beg and plead the italian to keep going, don't stop. "i'm gonna cum, please," you sob.

"of course, tesoro. cum for me." leaning over slightly, caesar drills into you until you unravel and writhe on the sweaty sheets. your orgasm washing over you, the blond pulls out only to paint your brown cunt white. the sight is enough to send joseph over the edge. with a loud, low groan he cums as well, spilling white over your lips and part of you cheek. you lick it away eagerly. everyone’s panting, bodies numb and slick with a thin layer of sweat.

joseph, unsurprisingly, breaks the silence first. “you have another one in there for us, don’t you, pretty girl? you’ll love this, too.” he’s maneuvering the two of you, his back against the headboard before he pulls you up to place you in his lap, your back against his chest.

“jojo,” caesar starts.

“oh, don’t act high and mighty now! like you haven’t fantasized about this too.”

“about.. what..?” dickdrunk as you are you can’t say you appreciate them talking like you’re not even there.

joseph’s hand easily envelopes your face, gently squeezing your cheeks until you lips form a gentle pout. “us fucking you at the same exact time.” his other hand slides down your body until it meets you cunt, making you shiver. “now, you would love that, wouldn’t you?” two of his fingers sink deep inside, walls still so wet and warm.

“yes, ohh, y-yes.. please.. please…” you open your legs wider so the joestar can have even more access, missing how caesar swallows thickly.

“look at her,” joseph coos before looking up at caesar, grinning mischievously. “we can’t keep the poor lady waiting.”

caesar tries to maintain his gentleman image but the needy, wanton, downright slutty look in your hazed over eyes has all the blood in his body rushing straight from his brain to his dick. the wetness dripping down from your folds proves to be just the lubricant joseph needs, his thick tip pressing into your back hole and making you shudder in pleasure. “jojo,” you whine.

“that’s a good girl,” he praises, one hand easing up to fondle your tit, fingers pressing and pinching your nipple.

“caes,” you call out, still getting stretched by joseph but wanting more. seemingly at you beck and call, he sidles forward, lining himself up with your awaiting hole. "fuck m- oh, fuck." you feel impossibly full as the italian slides his dick deep inside you. the two work together in tandem, with one of them sliding out of you as the other pushes inside, keeping you stuffed. once again, you're nearly overwhelmed as you're sandwiched between the two men, their moans low and heavy in your ears. "feels s' fuckin good.." your back arches up, chest pressing into caesar's as your cunt flutters and clenches. "s-so.. much.." they speed up, making you bit your lip and clench your fists had, body trembling.

"give it to us, love. let it out." joseph pumps his hips harder, his own orgasm coming closer and closer. the mild shakiness in caesar's thrusts signaling his own.

it's too much now, them pressing so deep into you finally pushes you over the edge with a loud cry, their own cum quickly spilling from your spent holes.

everyone falls away, caesar next to the of you on his chest, joseph with his back against the headboard with a loud sigh, and you on top. hearts are racing, chests heaving in greedy gulps of thick air. wits about you after a couple minutes, you realize you want to continue helping them out.

a/n: blah blah no anal w/o proper lube blah blah i never claimed to be an accurate sex narrator

never written for jjba b4 but pt 2 had the writing juices flowing last year! yes, this is from last year… 🫠

[despicablebisexual]

$5 | Caesar Zeppeli x Reader

Joseph really should have learned to listen to Suzie Q when she told him to knock...

warnings: afab reader, EXPLICIT SMUT mdni, betting, cursing, Joseph Joestar is a perv

set during battle tendency (part 2), all characters are 18+ years old

a/n: I've been on a Caesar fics binge lately, pls give my lover some attention

A wasted day.

That's all Joseph could think. He was wasting his one free day away.

Lisa Lisa decided to have mercy on the occupants of Air Supplena island and let everyone take the day off. She had business to attend to in Venice all day and wouldn't arrive back home until dinner time. When she left, Joseph begged Loggins and Messina to loosen the reins and leave the young adults alone. After some (shameful) begging on Joseph's part, the instructors gave in and left them alone. The only condition was to leave them to their all-day poker tournament in the library of the mansion. They told them if any funny business happened, they would not defend the young adults against Lisa Lisa.

"Alright! Now then lads, let's say we kick the day off by getting into the wine c-"

Joseph stopped mid-sentence when he noticed his two fellow Hamon users nowhere to be found.

"-cellar..."

That was about four hours ago. It's 1pm on the hottest day of the year in Venice, and Joseph had nothing to do. He had been trying to entertain himself with cards but could hardly focus since he was so bored.

"I know... I'll find Suzie Q! Then we can track down y/n and Caesar."

Joseph smirked to himself as he set off in search of the girl who had captured his heart. Besides her shyness, she was quite the jokester herself. He searched all throughout the mansion before finally spotting her in the laundry room.

"Suize Q!"

"Ah, Jojo! You scared me! Don't sneak up on me like that."

She playfully smacks his chest before turning back to folding the laundry in front of her. Joseph stands behind her and watches her.

"Jojo, if you came to watch me fold laundry, then the least you could do is offer to help me instead of staring."

Joseph snorts before he brushes the hair out of his face.

"I wasn't staring... I came to ask if you had seen y/n and Caesar! The two rats fled on me before I could even suggest what we do today."

"I believe I saw them in their swimsuits, heading for the pool earlier."

Suzie Q continues folding the laundry while Joseph stands behind her with a confused look.

"Swimming? Why would they go swimming without me?"

Suzie Q giggles at Joseph, not even bothering to turn around. When she turns around to place some folded towels on the shelf next to her, she sees Joseph's look of confusion.

"Oh my, Jojo! Do you really not know?"

"Know what," he says as he furrows his eyebrows.

"Why Caesar and y/n would go swimming without you, silly." Suzie Q laughs again but Joseph is steadily getting more impatient.

"What's the big idea?! Do they not like me or something?" He's starting to fume at this point.

Suzie Q sets down the laundry and laughs hard. "Jojo, you are so funny! It's not that they don't like you, it's that they like each other."

Joseph's jaw drops and Suzie Q laughs as hard as she possibly could at his reaction.

"What?!?!"

"How could you not notice that your two best friends are dating each other? Everyone in the house knows!"

"Everyone?!! Knows?!! Caesar and y/n... are dating?!!"

Joseph clutches the side of his face. Suzie Q's laughter has died down at this point and is instead replaced with shock.

"How did you find out?! Who told you?"

"Y/n and I spend a lot of time together when the three of you aren't training. Women talk, it's just what we do."

Joseph is baffled at this point.

"I don't believe you. I would bet $5 on it that you're wrong," he states plainly.

Suzie Q shakes her head as she chuckles.

"Follow me, Jojo."

Joseph Joestar might not be the smartest person in any given room, but there was no possible way that he could miss something like his two best friends dating. As him and Suzie Q trekked through the mansion, he began to think aloud.

"Caesar and y/n, really?? But she's so mature and strong and sensible, and he's not."

Suzie guides them through the kitchen and onto the back patio. She stops and turns to him. "Sometimes, love is found in the last person you expected." She smiles so hard at him, her eyes crinkle. Joseph blushes as they continue walking. Heading through the small flower garden, they reach the pool. Caesar and y/n are nowhere in sight.

"Hmm... I know I saw them in their swimsuits, y/n was wearing that beautiful green one that looks amazing on her!"

Suzie Q and Joseph looked around for a moment. That's when Joseph noticed two sets of wet footprints by the back door that had not dried yet due to being in the shade.

Joseph grabbed Suzie Q's arm. "There, Suzie! Let's follow the path they took."

Without even waiting for an answer, Joseph took off with Suzie in tow. He followed the water trail through the kitchen, into the hallway, up the stairs, through the corridors before finally landing in front of Caesar's room. He put his hand on the doorknob. He went to turn, but Suzie Q grabbed a hold of his wrist and stopped him.

"Jojo! We can't just barge in! They're a couple, what if they are..." Her cheeks flushed as she abandoned the thought.

"Nonsense, I walk into Caesarino's room all the time and he has yet to been in there with y/n. I'm telling you Suzie; they aren't a couple." And with that firm statement, he turned the doorknob and entered the room.

Upon entry, nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Caesar's bed was made, the curtains were drawn open to let sunshine in, and all his items were in place. The only thing out of the ordinary was a towel that sat on the bed. When Joseph's picked it up, he could smell the chlorine on it still.

"See Suzie Q! Only one towel; Caesar's towel. If they were together, her towel would be in here with his."

Suzie Q shook her head. "I guess you are right, Jojo. Perhaps we're all mistaken, and they aren't together."

Unsatisfied with her defeat, Joseph grabs her hand. "I'll prove to you that I'm right, perhaps y/n is still in her room. I'm getting to the bottom of why they left without me now."

The duo exits the room and Joseph marches them down the hall to y/n's room. She had been placed on the other side of the large hall to afford her privacy from the two boys.

Again, Joseph doesn't knock and bursts into the room. "Oh y/n," he says in a sing-songy voice.

When they enter, they can hear the shower in y/n's ensuite bathroom running. The door is cracked open just enough to let the steam escape.

"Jojo, she's in the shower! Give her some privacy. Such a pervert!"

Joseph sighs and turns on his heel to exit the room with Suzie Q. The two are just at the door when they hear her.

A long, high-pitched moan comes from the bathroom. The duo turns to each other suddenly.

Another one. "Mm, more please, Caesar."

"Anything for you, cara mia."

This time it's Suzie Q's jaw that drops. Joseph slowly turns to face the shower. He takes a few steps forward. Silently, he gets Suzie Q's attention and points to the green swimsuit on the floor right by the door, accompanied by blue swim trunks. The moans coming from the bathroom are getting louder, and the sound of skin hitting skin becomes apparent. Joseph takes a hand and eases open the door by a few centimeters. Suzie Q is silently shaking her head and trying to stop him, but he can't help but take a look in.

The scene inside is pornographic. Caesar stands inside y/n's shower (that has clear doors) with her in his arms, pressed against the wall. The couple are facing one another, too absorbed into the moment to realize that the door had crept opened several inches. He's rutting in and out of her at lightning quick speed. Y/n's arms and legs are wrapped around him, and she bounces along with his thrusts, moaning obscenely. Caesar is whispering sweet nothings to her while she babbles on about how good his cock feels inside of her, and how she's coming close to the edge.

"Caesar, I'm so close. Please don't stop."

Caesar groans at her words, trying to adjust her up higher. He handles her a little too roughly, and almost slips. The couple both yelp and Joseph takes this moment to flee from the scene.

He grabs Suzie Q and they run out of y/n's room, flying through the mansion until they are back in the kitchen, as far as possible from the couple.

Panting and out of breath, Jojo sits at the table and holds his head in his hands. He processes the moment he just saw between his two best friends, before looking up when Suzie Q taps his shoulder.

She's out of breath also but has a smile on her face and her palm before him, waiting. He cocks his eyebrow at her in confusion.

"$5, please."

Several days later. Joseph and Caesar walk into the kitchen to see Suzie Q conversing with a heated y/n.

"What's going on," Joseph asks nonchalantly.

"Joseph Joestar, you are a dead man!"

Y/n chases after Joseph, who has no idea what he has done to incur her wrath, throughout the mansion. Caesar and Suzie Q just watch the two.

"He finally caught us, didn't he?"

Suzie Q giggles, "yes, I'm sorry, I tried to stop him."

"Dio santo... She's going to kill him."

[scaryspears]

JJBA Headcanons

Yukako Yamagishi - People often think her to be related to Josuke and she doesn't understand why. She refuses to believe there are any facial similarities. If not Josuke then Tomoko. Her stand is Bruford reincarnated.

Holly Joestar Kujo - Holly was a rebellious teenager: She was going around crashing cars, and dated a foreigner just to spite Joseph, only to actually fall in love with him. Holly has Hamon, but just like George 2nd she doesn't really use it. She has an overwhelming amount of physical strength, so she never needs help with shopping.

Tomoko Higashikata - Has a thing for older men, not interested in men her own age. Bonus if the guy is foreign. Her rage reminds the Morioh residents of Yukako. (I just really love the twins au). She's the hottest woman at her workplace.

Shizuka Joestar - She grows up having the same personality as Suzy Q, but has the wit and quick thinking of Joseph. She's been taught how to use hamon since Joseph had to halt his own ageing process when raising her.

Santana - He was a teenager when he woke up from him slumber. He finds a way to escape the Speedwagon foundation. He has a lot of internalised inferiority due to the treatment he experienced under Kars and Esidisi, and the constant comparison to Wamuu. He gets annoyed easily.

Narciso Anasui - He's also on the spectrum. Has a tendency to take things apart, and his intentions are often misread, which puts him in a sticky limelight. He has a hard time understanding why certain things are wrong (like creepy behaviour that was intended as romantic gestures). Picks and chooses when he wants to feel the weather. Doesn't like the rain's wetness, so he'll wear a hat. Definitely explains his fashion sense.

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Lisa Lisa x Reader

I don't think this is as good as my previous Jojo ones but I tried

Lisa Lisa

You have a thing for MILF's and want a strong woman to give you the snu snu

First Date:

You ask her out and she throws you down the hell climb pillar, telling you that you must reach the top or die. Unfortunately you don't know hamon so you meet your end and drown to death.

Attempt 2:

You somehow manage to figure out how to put hamon into your finger tips and take a week to make your way up. She mentions that you smell worse than her son and that you should take a bath. You try to ask her about her child but she just decides to join you so you'll stop asking questions. As you kiss and begin palming her breasts, you hear a faint "nice".

You suddenly realize the two of you are not alone. Could it be the pillar man planning to ambush you? Lisa Lisa hands you a towel as she grabs her scarf. She then walks over to the keyhole and bends down. You hear a scream as Joseph didn't realize that he would be spotted. She opens the door. "Wait Lisa Lisa, I swear it was an accident!" Jojo tries to plead. She's not buying it though and begins to strangle him with her beetle cloth.

She flings him so far that he ends up in the desert and then Suzie Q joins in on the party because you are a chad.

[starry-blue-echoes]

Hey I love the peanut gallery. Just read through all those posts. And I had a thought. Stardust crusaders, the second time around, Joseph thought he was completely prepared, he had kept up on his own hamon and trained and raised Holly to be a strong woman, he was able to not be a lying cheat to Suzie Q and Tomoko and raise Josuke, and had helped with raising Jotaro and teaching him Hamon too. Holly wouldn’t be at risk, and they’d be more prepared to take on DIO with less worry…until Josuke starts getting sick, he’s a strong boy, but he’s still just a little boy, his stand hurting him from the inside because of DIO, they still have such high stakes. But this time, Holly has a stand, she controls it, and she’s very determined to save her baby brother and won’t take no for an answer.

OOOOOOOOOOOO Y E S S S S S S 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Like. The dreaded day comes and Joseph's ready. All the kids have been trained for years how to use their Stands and defend themselves, he's taught half the group Hamon and given them a BUNCH of healing lessons just to be on the safer side, they've double and tripled checked Dio's location with Hermit Purple and have the whole trip planned from start to finish

and yet the one thing Joseph failed to account for was his daughter's insistence on coming

Joseph knew that Josuke and Giorno were going to get sick. No matter how much he prepared, no matter how many years he'd had to plan in advance, he could never figure out a way to avoid the two children getting Stand Sickness without risking destabilising things even further. As you mentioned, they're both children. Giorno's barely three for god's sake

looking back, Joseph feels like he really should've seen this coming. Josuke was her precious brother and Giorno her beloved son, and given the fact she was not only extremely healthy but also completely capable of fighting, like hell she was letting her father and sons risk their lives without her

Tomoko and Susie reluctantly stay behind since they unfortunately don't have Stands and they'd all honestly feel better if someone stayed home to comfort the kids while the rest of the family went on their journey, but they made them swear to update them as often as they could

Holly is ready to bring the wrathful rage of a parent and sibling onto Dio and he's not going to know what hit him

[caestusvulpes]

Hikari's rage is a very deep seated thing, but it is not indiscriminate. She'll scarcely go on the offensive to one undeserving of her wrath unless she's pushed, and even then it's decidedly NOT offense. It's defense. Putting up walls to defend herself if she feels threatened and saving her important feelings when they're necessary. Vampirism had her stuck in a nonstop rage-- everything felt so intense and hateful, and she couldn't control her emotions or how she felt, so she's learned to compartmentalize everything. It takes about a week of training before she starts actively opening up again. She lingers close by when the hamon crew congregates in one place, she may crack a dry one liner and be genuinely delighted if it gets a chuckle, someone encourages her and she looks way more confident.

It's not that she doesn't like caesar, or joseph, or suzie q, or anyone. She's suffering from homesickness, being thrust into a very tight deadline with no wiggle room, with people she doesn't know. She nearly died under the coliseum, watched someone get walked in half, misses her husband, and every day is another day she measures her progress and feels that, maybe, things are looking up.

About halfway through the month, Straizo leaves a letter on the desk in her room, knowing all the shadows to hide in and the layout of the island. They meet on the mainland at night, Hikari disguising it as a grocery trip, and she gets the information that while Straizo had infiltrated Kars' ranks, he tells her that LaBrie is there. And after that, she almost regresses in front of her peers. She becomes more anxious, prone to snapping. Rarely she'll find time to calm down, time she covets, but even in her best hours there's this undercurrent of urgency.

the labrie fight takes place after caesar's presumed death. She goes with Lisa Lisa as a hostage for the stone, recommended by Straizo not only because he trusts her to help protect his daughter, but because he's deliberately setting up the confrontation. Giving Hikari an opening to kill LaBrie. Because LaBrie cannot help himself in trying to kill Hikari while she's off guard, because above all he's a sniveling coward that knows he can't take her head on. Straizo makes LaBrie look like the traitor to Kars that was feeding the hamon users information only to turn on them before he was caught to eliminate anyone he thought knew in a bid to undermine Kars. This is decidedly a lie, but considering LaBrie was caught trying to fatally attack Hikari in that moment, this basically sealed LaBrie's fate. Now they're in one of the gladitorial arenas of Skeleton Heel Stone, fighting as a pregame for the race before Joseph arrives.

You guys wanna guess what results from immense grief from losing a dear friend and 3 years of pent up aggression that's yearned to escape to finally destroy the intended target??? Because lemme tell ya brother it ain't pretty!!

it gets extra dangerous for hikari because she's so desperate to draw out the fight and make him hurt for what he's done but if he decides to turn her again or god forbid use his Tailored Vampiric Technique on her she'll have to contend w that. It's not a curbstomp because hikari is literally just toying with him, and she'll see consequences for that.

[cassyapper]

actually i’ll get into it why not. so holly italian american in 1950s (not a good thing to be in 1950s) in new york city (which was a mix mash of rich but also very poor. just walking past your neighborhood would mean going into a new world essentially). joseph and suzi do their absolute best to keep her safe and away from the worst of it but holly is a curious kid: she is joseph “heh. what will happen if i do xyz” joestar and suzi “i love teasing i love being sillay i love poking and prodding and see ppl get flustered” q’s daughter ok she does not keep her nose clean

anyway jotaro gets his sense of justice from SOMEWHERE ie HOLLY so when she sees really intense like, gang turf wars and classism and stuff, she goes nuts. esp re the police-community tension that was particularly notorious at the time (holly didn’t trust them). so obviously she takes it into her own hands and runs headfirst into the shit

i dont think she realizes it’s a systemic problem so she’s just going at it trying to fix it all on an individual basis and she enjoys that work but it is EXHAUSTING. she thinks of herself as a one man army cause she has this special super power (hamon but she doesnt know what it’s called) but that doesnt mean she’s invincible (she will have a hard time learning this)

she makes friends and all that and they rib into her HARD for being a little rich girl who clealry has a savior complex. but also they do love holly and holly loves them. also their perspective of her actions does help her consider what would be the most effective way of dealing with things. her friends love her but they tell her that it’s obvious she’s only doing this cause she gets gratification out of it when the more successful way of helping them would to be throwing money into lobbying for better community care and safety nets. holly admittedly is not very good at smooth talking tho so her friends def help her on that

however she also makes enemies along the way with her meddling and in true jojo protag fashoin she and her friends get attacked and people Die. esp cause the police do not like her so no one is coming to help. holly is so depserate and begging anyone to jsut come help and it’s only then she realizes she can’t save everyone -- too many people are bleeding out around her and she only has two hands and a rudimentary understanding of hamon -- and she realizes how it’s indicative of how she was acting this whole time, how she as one person cannot save everyone from systemic abuse, and she, like her son will one day, shuts down. the only way she can conceptualize it is by blaming herself, if just so she has something to obsess over, if just so she has a way to guarantee herself that this will never, ever happen again

so she closes off, but not in the same way jotaro does -- she’s friendly in her new aloofness. she has a hard time connecting ever again (sadao is patient and kind when they meet later during college and she loves him, she loves him so much, but she’ll never fully open up to him precisely because of that reason and it breaks his heart). she goes joseph to lobby for better societal safety nets like her friends told her to do and she tries to smother an individual fighting spirit because she’s convinced being on the offense herself will lead to only death. she’s lost confidence in herself. she doesnt believe in her ability anymore <- this btw is why her stand is killing her. it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy. she believes she’s not strong enough, she DOESN’T WANT TO BE strong enough because she’s convinced she can only lead people to ruin. she HAS the will power to have a stand which is why she was even DEVELOPING IT in the FIRST PLACE but she just was too scared of what that meant. she wanted to believe she was passive so she smothered it and it started choking her in return

^ i think holly and her stand have a rough relationship at first because of this. esp cause like, once dio was defeated and holly saw how her stubbornly keeping to passivity just meant others would have to be assertive for her (and therefore dying where she thinks she shouldve), she accepts to an extent that she has will. she still doesnt trust it but she accepts she has it. so her stand grows in and it’s rocky. think a less explosive purple haze and fugo relationship. holly post part 3 works on accepting it and in turn herself, but it’s never gonna be perfect because her only son, her baby, cannot trust her (cause jotaro is jsut like holly in that he’s scared of himself and what he could do to his loved ones, so he cuts them off; however holly blames herself for this. literally snake eating its own tail ohh kujos). sadao helps where he can though

anyway umm yeah. i think that’s the gist.

[beatrice-reden-official]

JoJo's Bizarre Swapping:Phantom Tendency(Roles)

Jonathan swaps with Joseph

Speedwagon swaps with Caesar

Mary Joestar swap with Lisa Lisa

Kakyoin swaps with Speedwagon

William Zeppeli swaps with Loggins

Bruford swaps with Messina

Aqua swaps with Erina

Erina swaps with Suzi Q

George Joestar swaps with George 2

The pillar man don't swap roles.

Jonathan is still called Jonathan Joestar and not Jonathan Kujo because George didn't wanna have the name of someone he didn't know and Jonathan and Aqua both respect that desition (Despite Aqua slightly disagreeing with it)

We are going the @goatpaste route and now the Nazi's are not involved and the Kakyoin Foundation does everything that they do but in a way better and less disgusting way.

None of the Pillar Man die either, primarily because i think Jonathan would get too along with them to kill any of them, and maybe he can even convince them to not do evil bs maybe.

Erina/Jonathan/Wammu polycule ensues.

Speedwagon is more of a Jobro than Caesar and actually is friends with Jonathan but they clash a bit due to their different views on family with Speedwagon only focusing on the now and Jonathan seeing the past and ahead, while forgeting about the present sometimes.

Eventually Jonathan learns from Speedwagon, he still becomes a fucking pancake though, but it is clear that it is not because Wammu wanted to kill him, instead is because Speedwagon was a little bit reckless and accidentally broke some rocks with his hamon while trying to fight Wammu.

Mary goes by Mary Mary, yes. She also tells Jonathan that she is his mother before they fight Kars and Wammu because i picture her as more nice and wants Jonathan to know before she possibly dies.

Jonathan and Wammu try to convince themselfs that they hate each other and try to fight because that's what they are supposed to do but they cannot bring themselves to do so because they spent time together in this AU and are too much of good pals (or maybe more) to actually try to kill each other.

Meanwhile in the background Kars and Mary fight at the same time and accidentally destroy the Aja stone because their idiots.

Feel free to ask more

[queen-ofsunflowers]

Roundabout - Chapter 4 Preview

Caesar vs. Eleonora

As the days weathered on and the two of them were put through the wringer by Lisa Lisa and Lorenzo, Eleonora quickly learned something. Caesar Zeppeli was possibly the most insufferable person that she had ever met in her life. For one, despite having only started his Hamon training, Caesar had grown extremely arrogant. And there were grounds for it, which was what irked Eleonora the most. Lisa Lisa was right in calling the Zeppelis adequate Hamon Users. In a few short days, Caesar seemed to get the hang of the basics of Hamon and even adjusted to breathing with the mask when awake. Though Eleonora wouldn’t admit it out loud, she was slightly jealous. It had taken her longer to accomplish the same.

Not to mention, he had a habit of flirting with every single girl in Venice. At least, that’s what it felt like. Eleonora couldn’t even run errands on the mainland on her days off without him making someone swoon with a subtle wink or pretty words. How he even managed that in the breathing mask he was stuck in was what confused her the most. He never showed that side to the women who resided on the island, making it difficult to prove the point to Lisa Lisa. At least Suzie Q believed her. Though, Eleonora suspected that would have to do with the fact that she had gone to the mainland with him once or twice before, too.

The list could go on for a while. The short temper that she discovered Caesar had that lead to a bad habit of jumping to conclusions, ridiculing Eleonora’s Hamon ability whenever she made a mistake in her training and small antagonistic remarks, his height that he decided to lord over her the first time he saw her struggling to reach something on a high shelf. Eleonora herself wasn’t even that short. Caesar was just insufferably tall.

She wasn’t sure if this was just how Caesar was or if this was because of how they first met. Either way, everyone on Air Supplena could see it immediately. The tension between the two Hamon students was thick and wound tight to the point where it could very easily snap if pulled too far. That was something that Suzie Q was adamant about letting Eleonora know. She was a good friend, and didn’t want to see her getting into any trouble. So keeping calm was imperative at the moment, as difficult as it was becoming to be.

And that morning was extremely difficult. Caesar had been late to meeting with Eleonora that morning so they could begin their training that day. She bit down on the tip of her tongue when she saw him, stifling any comment that she had about his tardiness.

“I feel like shit,” Caesar said with a groan.

Eleonora hummed before replying, “You look like it.” Which wasn’t all that surprising to her. She had struggled with sleeping in that breathing mask in the beginning for quite a while, too. If Caesar had grown so used to the mask already that he was sleeping like an infant, Eleonora would honestly be amazed. He sent a glare her way for her comment.

“Girls like you shouldn’t be saying things like that.”

“Girls like me shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, and yet I’m still here.” Caesar raised a brow but made no further comment as he and Eleonora began their trek down to the courtyard to meet with their teacher. That was one thing Eleonora could be grateful for, she supposed. When he was sleep deprived, his tongue also seemed to be easier to tie.

The full chapter will be up on Ao3 on May 27th!

[jojosleftyadventure]

Welcome!

About:

This is a blog for my Jojo fan part starting Joseph Joestar's severed left hand as the protagonist. There is no title yet, but I do have a basic outline for the plot.

Who is this hand guy?

This "hand guy" is named George Joestar III, but he prefers to go by his nickname, Joja. After plummeting to Earth, he landed right besides Joseph before being recovered to be reattached. This does not go as planned, as the bandaged limb started moving on its own. After spending time with his temporarily bedridden owner (Joseph), and Suzi Q, he learned to come to terms with his sentience and aspires to be a proper member of the Joestar family and Joseph's new (unorthodox) son.

How old is Joja?

While Joja is physically the same age as his father, and he was sorta "born" an adult. He doesn't really develop like a human would, though, as he has all of the memories of being Joseph's hand, but he only became sentient recently. It's like booting up a new computer with stuff from your old PC in its hard drive. I suppose it's just the nature of an artificial life like this?

Does he eat? Does he poop?

Yes and no. Joja is a being created via a cocktail of Hamon, weird pillar man bullshit, and Super Aja energy. So like, his body is really weird morphologically since he's a talking hand. Don't take it too seriously, Araki throws logic out the window and I will too.

How does Joja...do anything?

Joja gets around with a combo of crawling on his fingers, climbing, and using hamon to boost himself upwards. Trust him, he's a pretty talented little guy.

No, I mean, how can you make a fan part about a body part? What's wrong with you?

First, keep your pants on, second, I have a lovely laundry list of mental illnesses. You don't need to tell me I'm cringe or crazy, your mom told me that last night, now eat your vegetables, son.

Are you open to RP?

I'M A SLUT FOR RP, DAWG. This is also a bit of an ask blog too. Talk to my little boy!

Where does this take place on the timeline?

Joja was "born" February 28th, 1939 (Pisces baby!). This blog will primarily be set in like 1940, but if you have questions about him interacting with characters in the future, I can bend the rules a bit. (He, like Joseph, is alive in the Phantom Bloodverse up until Pucci did Pucci things, so he'd be familiar with the whole crew.)

Okay, how do family relations work out with Joja?

Grab some popcorn and take a seat. Basically, Joja is treated like a son by Joseph. I know that if your hand came to life and started talking, they would sort of genetically be your clone (like a twin brother or something), but in this world, Joja is one of Joseph's three kids. With that being the case, Holly is his baby sister and Suzi Q is sort of a mother figure to him. That also means that he is Jotaro's uncle and Jolyne's grunkle. As for Giorno... you do the math. I'm sorry I threw a hand-shaped monkey wrench into the Joestar family tree.

What about Josuke?

In this universe, Joseph has a better head on his shoulders and doesn't go around fucking Japanese college students (Without protection). Instead, Joja met Tomoko and really hit it off with her in Morioh. She's his wife! As for Josuke, Joseph is his surrogate father, on account of Joja lacking reproductive organs (since he's a hand).

Boy Reference

[yachiblanca]

18+ CONTENT, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

Yan!Caejose x Shy!Fem!Reader

"It wouldn't hurt to try Y/N! Plus you'll be able to smack some punks out of your way when you join." Suzi said while making punches in the air, you laughed at her actions and sighed "I don't know.. what if I don't do well?" You sat on the bed while you stared at the moon outside the window. "Oh don't think of that.. you'll do well- I know miss Lisa Lisa would love to see you improve!" You turned your head to look at Suzi Q who was sitting beside you, "I- thanks Suzi.." you slightly smiled. Suzi grabbed both of your hands and held it tightly "I'll help you ask her tomorrow- don't worry! And let's continue my story now." Suzi gave you a wide smile, "Oh please this better be spooky." you giggled, "Hey! It's going to be really really spooky so be prepared!"

You were working as a maid with Suzi Q for a woman named Lisa Lisa, you had to find a job quickly because of how many times you've been rejected in job interviews. You always failed because of how yo  u were unable to speak properly, you always mentally slap yourself to toughen up but you end up stuttering with your words. That's when your best friend Suzi came to the rescue, you told her about your issues with finding a job so she offered that you'd come work with her- immediately you agreed. Having a job and at the same time being with your best friend was the best choice you'e picked.

Lisa Lisa had offered you a very huge amount of raise if you join this somewhat called Hamon training to defeat the.. Pillarmen? You really needed time to think about this, imagine of how much the stuff you could get from a high raise of cash- but what worries you was this whole Pillarmen and Hamon thing. Lisa Lisa told you to take your time which you did. It was already 1 week ever since that question had been asked, you overthinked that have you made Lisa Lisa wait too long? Without any further you decided to join the training, tomorrow was the time you tell Lisa Lisa that you're going to join.

Though she didn't tell you that you were going to be training with 2 guys...

You woke up early to make sure you could ask Lisa Lisa early enough, you washed your face and ate breakfast then wore a nice attire, you then searched for Lisa Lisa in the big mansion she lived in and you spotted her smoking a cigarette outside. You quickly went up to her and told her that you're going to be joining this training.

"Miss Lisa Lisa?" you said while walking up to her- her back faced against you, when you called her one more time she finally turned to see you.

"Oh, hello Y/N. What brings you here?" Lisa Lisa asked. You gulped the lump in your throat while your heartbeat was becoming more and more faster, god how nervous were you?

"I- I um.." You gathered all your courage to speak- you took a deep breath even though you could feel it's shaky, "About the training- I'd love to join..!" You slightly yelled at the last phrase, you covered your mouth with your hand out of shock 'I just yelled at Lisa Lisa! Oh god she's gonna kill me she's gonna-' suddenly you felt a hand placed on your shoulder- It was Lisa Lisa, her face directly smiling at you. "Glad to know you're joining, you'll get 85% more for your raise. I hope that's enough for you Y/N." Lisa Lisa spoke, you instantly smiled back at her "Yes- it's enough, thank you."

Out of nowhere you both heard two different voices shouting at a far distance, you moved your head a bit to the side to see what it was. At the distance you saw two males running up to your direction, one with brown hair with a scarf and one with blonde hair with a patterned bandana.

"Oh, I forgot to mention that both of those are my students too- they'll be training with you today." Lisa Lisa spoke, you looked at her with a very surprised expression- your heartbeat pumped louder as you watch the two males come closer, at that moment you wanted to back out. You had thought that it would be only you- unexpectingly you're going to be training with two guys now, It would've been more fine if you were training with girls..

"Th-them..?" You pointed out the two males running up, you looked at Lisa Lisa who nodded in agreement to what you said. Finally both of the males had reached the both of you- their paces slowing down as they approach both of you, "Goodmorning coach." The blonde male said. behind was the brown haired male who looked really tired- his form showing that he was clearly running out of breath, especially with the strange mask he's wearing. You wondered why he was wearing that mask. "Jojo control your breathing, you're clearly going to suffocate if you don't focus." The blonde male spoke while he crossed his arms, "Maybe if you didn't make a bet who's faster then I wouldn't be suffocating here!" The masked male growled. They both looked attractive as you saw them up close, though you didn't stare for too long- you hoped that they didn't saw you earlier.

Lisa Lisa glared at the both of the males before she speaks. "You both have a new student to be training along with you." Lisa Lisa announced. You bit your bottom lip and tried to hide behind Lisa Lisa- but she quickly moved to the side to reveal you. You stood there with wide eyes- trying your best to process what to say in front. You saw both of the males look at you which made your heart race even quicker "Hello there! You look cute- are you really going to be training with us?' The masked male spoke as he walked forward to you, but to be stopped by the shoulder from the blonde male with clear disappointment on his face "Have some manners here! You clearly never knew how to greet a lady well." The blonde male looked at you "I'm very sorry of his behavior- clearly childish as you can see." He smirked "Hey i'm not childish you-"

"I'm Caesar Zeppeli, you may call me Caesar signora." The blonde said while he gently raised one of your hand and planted his lips on the back of your hand, you immediately blushed- you felt frozen on the spot. You never experienced this type of action so you didn't know how to react, the masked male rolled his eyes "Whatever, the name's Joseph Joestar- but you can call me yours-" Caesar pinched Joseph's ear, making him whine in pain. As much as you observed you thought to yourself everything would be fine, even if the both of the males look like they have a chaotic relationship- just like Suzi said, you'll do well.

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A few days of your training you had been tired the hell out, your whole body felt sore- but as Lisa Lisa said that it was normal and that you don't have anything to worry about. The reason why you had been so sore because of how much Caesar and Joseph trained you, they made you do crazy exercises even though you were only a few days of being a beginner. You couldn't complain- you didn't have the guts to say so, what if you come out sounding rude if you did complain? Your body felt like shutting down but your mind pushed you to keep going.

Days went by Caesar and Joseph's training were getting difficult and difficult that you almost had every accident that'll lead you to injuring yourself, you thought that you were doing just fine- your body felt less sore than before but you kept slipping, tripping- you were told you lacked the body balance and that you always needed both of them by your side.

You knew both of the males were doing something on purpose to make you injure yourself- either accidentally bump on you or try to distract you with something, you tried focusing as much as you could but both of the males wouldn't stop. You wanted to complain so bad but you knew that both of them had more experience in hamon training more than you- so you had nothing to do than to be obedient. 

"Y/N Be careful! You might hurt yourself!"

"Signora you need us, without us you don't know what might happen to yourself."

They kept leading you to harm, they kept saying that you don't realize you need them both in your life and safety. Their voices were echoing inside your mind, repeating phrases that you needed them to protect you. You could barely get any good sleep because of it.

One training, one day of training. That day where you finally injured yourself- you had accidentally gave yourself a broken left arm while doing an exercise. You were doing a hand to hand combat with Caesar and he had accidentally bent your arm a little too much, you cried in pain but before tears could filled your eyes- you could see a smirk painted on both of the males faces while they were looking down at you.

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Those faces drove you mad yet scared, why would they be having that expression on their faces while you were in pain? You tried to sleep it off but failed, they both were absolute jerks who entered your life. Never went gentle on you during your first day of training and here you are with a broken left arm with a cast around it.

You had talked to Lisa Lisa about stopping your training, she apologized for the inconvenience of her 'students' and gave you a big amount of cash that you had earned during those training days, it was really a HUGE amount. It really was an unbelievable at first but you were extremely happy. But one thing was running your mind now.

Moving away.

You had a family to visit, you missed them so much- you couldn't remember the last time you saw your parents or how it felt like hugging them one last time before you could move away. You really wanted to see them badly and spend time with them.

You told about Suzi about you moving away, you didn't wanna say this to her about moving away because she's your bestfriend- but yet Suzi insisted you to go on, but you told her that you'd be keeping in touch with her while being far away with each other.

When you told about Caesar and Joseph about moving away.. that was your biggest regret. 

They both had different reactions, Joseph kept pleading you to not go as if he was going to burst into tears if you do, "Y/N Please don't go! Why would you need to see them?! Please don't-"

Caesar was clearly mad, really mad. "You don't know how much danger there is outside, don't you realize that?! You don't have anyone to protect you if you move away, there are vampires out there and you need us to eliminate them!" Caesar yelled at you, Caesar couldn't let you go away at this moment, he had to do something that will make you stay with them.

"If you go, you might end up with another broken arm Y/N."

Your heart felt like it had stopped after hearing those words, fear went under your skin making you shiver through your guts. You had to really get out of this place as quick as possible.

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You were quickly closing your suitcase- your other hand shaking as you were closing it, you could hear the footsteps come closer and closer behind the door, "Come on-  come on!" You gritted your teeth as you were struggling to close the suitcase with one hand. The doorknob turned and opened, revealing Caesar and Joseph standing by.

You had quickly hidden yourself in your closet that were still filled with a pile of old clothes, you kept your breath still and silent even though your heart felt the urge of stopping now. You were so scared, scared to be found in the room, you couldn't imagine what would happen next if they found you in the middle of attempting to escape. You could hear them both argue- they're muffled voices growing louder and louder, then you sensed that they started to search around. It was silent- they didn't seem to fully check your room, you mentally sighed in relief but you couldn't just celebrate this early. You slowly peeked out of the closet- your eyes flickering from left to right, they weren't here so you carefully opened the door and landed down on the floor with your bare feet.

The door to your room was open, you peeked out to see no one in sight, you slowly walked to the hallway silently- your ears were fully on aware for any sound. You reached the stairs and quickly went down- surprisingly yet again no one in sight. Your eyes scanned the whole room but suddenly you heard a familiar voice shouting, thankfully from your training you were fast- you reacted quickly to the voice and hid behind the stairs. 

"Y/NNNNN! Where are youuu?!" The voice you recognize was Joseph's. Your breath was shaking- you were nervous. Have they checked this spot already? Hopefully they did. 

The two males were furious and desperate to find you, they went all searching around immediately after not seeing you in your room- they had thought you already left, but they had a bit of hope that they think you're still here. How smart were they? 

"Y/N Stop playing games and come out!" Another familiar voice you heard, it was Caesar's. Shit, now there's two of them in one room searching for you. You turned your head around to look for something to be a useful escape, but when you turned around you were surprised to be face to face with a hidden door- no doorknob, it was just a simple push.

You looked inside to see there was a chest, a large fitted chest that perfectly fitted the space. You looked inside the chest to see if there was anything inside- to your surprise there wasn't, without any further you hid yourself inside the chest and closed it.

Though you did two mistakes.

One, you left your suitcase near outside from where you're hiding, two- out from all your panic- you did hide successfully, but you forgotten that the door had no door knob, you didn't close it.

It was a long moment of silence- you didn't hear their voices anymore, but in the middle of the silence you heard footsteps- two pair of footsteps coming closer, your chest felt tight, it was getting hard to breathe inside. The footsteps then stopped- it stopped somewhere near you.

You squinted your eyes- hoping this chest wasn't suspicious, but the chest lid opened- revealing bright light and two dark figures standing above you, their faces being the two males you feared. You were found.

"Well there you are! What are you doing here darling?" Joseph smiled and picked you under your arms to raise you up. You looked at him with a terrified expression- you felt like crying right now, "Aw don't cry, what's wrong? Did someone hurt you- tell me!" Joseph wiped the tears falling down from your face.

"Seems like we're done with your little game darling." Caesar elegantly raised your chin high to look at him eye to eye.

"We found you."

[goatpaste]

thinking about and considering, street urchin Suzie Q who grew up on the streets on her own. Good at slippin up getting caught but better at weaseling her way out of situations.

Having a buncha run in with Caesar while he was also a street kid. Sure Caesar can throw a mean punch, but theres none like Suzi that can embarrasses him in front of all the other street punks by runnin off with his wallet or whatever he’s just stole or gotten in a fight over.

So when Lisa Lisa scoops a young 15 year old Caesar off the street, and notices Suzi getting into trouble with local vendors and such. Caesar may or may not make a few rude comments about the little “rat” that causes problems. Next thing they know Lisa Lisa has stepped in and its taking Suzie back home with her to the Island. Suzi and Caesar are basically raised together. Caeser takes up hamon training while Suzi only ever takes on the basics. Suzi and Caesar fight a LOT, especially suzi who has no family finds out Caesar has left his younger siblings behind for some “grand family honor”.

Suzi goes from a lil punk, borderline joseph like personality, and matures a lot with the guidance of everyone on the island. She works her to prove she belongs there as she isnt a hamon warrior (though Lisa Lisa insist that she doesn’t have to push herself to be able to stay on the island) Suzi is clumsy and struggles but she tries her best to help out where she can as a caretaker.

Someone like joseph who hasnt known suzi a long time would be shocked to know the kind of shit she used to get up to when she was younger, and even more shocked at the language and mean streak she can still pull out. Which is usually only direct at Caesar, she wont hesitate to throw a figurative or literal punch his way when he starts being a dick. 

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[rehkkuma]

Yasss the request are open!! Your writing is amazing so could i ask for Caesar and reader with the "there's only one bed" trope? That could lead to something more spicy 👀 if your comfortable with it of course

i haven't written anything caesar-related so i'm glad the one-bed trope is the first request!! ≧◡≦ i tried to make it a bit spicy but i just got carried away with the fluff lol. hope this is alright, anon!

a lucky coincidence | caesar x reader

words: 1.48k.

disclaimers/tags: fem pronouns, fluff.

"My body-" you muttered, hand covering your eyes. "I can't feel anything. I can't tell if I'm dying or already dead!"

Joseph scoffed. "Such a drama queen." He stretched his neck and cracked his knuckles. "Look at me right now! I was on the hell climb pillar the longest and I'm doing just great!"

"I guess that proves that Y/n and I are much more capable hamon users." Caesar interrupted. "I recall, we both finished earlier than you did."

The brown-haired boy let out an awkward cough. "10 minutes isn't that much anyway. You could finish a whole box of pizza in less than that time!"

Caesar gave Joseph an unimpressed look before smiling at you. "Let's just ignore him."

You chuckled, "Was planning to anyways."

Joseph crossed his arms with annoyance. "You guys are so boring." He then strutted off, heading off to the room he was given earlier.

You and Caesar turned around to laugh. Ever since the two of you started training under Lisa Lisa years ago, you had gotten unbelievably close. Back when you both lived with Lisa Lisa for everyday training, you only had each other. Since you both have given up on school to become stronger, no one knew you better than Caesar.

You were there to see him grow. From watching him mature from a young boy to a man, you couldn't help but fall in love with him. There had always been romantic tension between you two, but there was also a fair amount of friend-zoning. Since you practically grew up as teammates, it was hard to transform your relationship into something less platonic.

"I'm gonna head to my room now," you said. "I'll see you tomorrow! Sleep well, Caesar!"

Caesar nodded. "Sleep well."

You both parted ways to go to your rooms, but you were abruptly stopped by one of the island's maids, Suzie Q.

"Ah, Y/n!" the cute girl chirped. "I guess Lisa Lisa hasn't told you yet, but your room is under renovation!"

"O-Oh," you frowned.

"Yeah. It's been a while since that room's been occupied, so it's kind of falling apart now. I heard it'll all be fixed by the end of the week, though," she said.

Disappointed, you crossed your arms and let out a sigh. You turned to look behind you, noticing that Caesar was still there, listening intently.

"If it's not a problem, you could sleep in my room," he suggested. "There's only one bed, but I think it'll be big enough for the two of us."

You blushed at the thought of sleeping next to Caesar. When you were younger, he'd let you sleep in his bed whenever you had nightmares. But yet again, you were both young. Sleeping next to him now would be... a lot different.

"It's not a problem!" You smiled and walked beside Caesar. "Just don't snore too loud."

The blond laughed. "Of course I won't. Wouldn't want to wake up the princess now, do I?"

* * *

For the next hour, you and Caesar remained far apart in the room. You were on an armchair reading a book while Caesar was writing a letter to his family. He'd occasionally start small talk, but go back to his work minutes after. Eventually, he turned off his desk lamp and sealed his letter inside an envelope. He got up from his seat and stretched his body, walking to where you were sitting afterwards.

"Is the book that fun, Y/n?" Caesar said softly in your ear.

"Mhm! I'm on an interesting chapter right now." You slightly tilted the book for Caesar to see.

"Ah..." he mumbled. He brought his face closer to the book, now side-by-side with your face too. His eyes dashed across the pages, reading bits and pieces of the book. Every now and then, he'd mumble a sentence or two out loud. Once he believed he read enough, he moved back from your chair and nodded. "This book does seem fun, but I think it's getting late now. I don't want to see you tired during training tomorrow. I doubt she's going to go any easier on us."

You looked over to the bed you and Caesar would be sharing. Nervously, you closed your book and placed it on a small table beside the arm chair. "Yeah, you're right. Now would be a good time to sleep."

Caesar smiled and walked over to the bed. He was already in his pyjamas (his usual cropped tank top and loose pants), but you noticed him change out of his top. His shirt and arms above his head, abs flexing, and hair getting caught in the neck hole: was he just doing this on purpose?

Now shirtless, he folded the piece of clothing on a nightstand. With the moonlight shining into the bedroom, you could see the light shining off his abdomen, enhancing his muscles even more. You knew he was a well-built man, but you seriously underestimated his figure. You tried to recall when Caesar ever had the time to get so jacked, but stopped once you saw him looking back at you.

"Ah, sorry. I should've asked before. Is it alright if I sleep like this?" He asked.

You looked down at the carpet, blushing. "Y-Yeah, it's fine. I know it gets hot at night, so I don't mind..."

Caesar smiled. "Alright, then what are you waiting for? Come join me. You're going to be cold if you just stay there all night."

"Right..!" You turned off your reading lamp and skittishly walked to the bed. Awkwardly, you uncovered the bedsheets and laid next to the blond. Caesar was laying on his side towards your direction, so you instinctively turned the other way around.

"Goodnight," Caesar whispered.

"Goodnight." Your eyes slowly closed, ready to fall asleep. The pillows were comfy, the sheets were freshly cleaned, but you couldn't sleep no matter how hard you tried. The sound of your heart beating was too loud for you to ignore. You'd switch sleeping positions, hoping it would provide more comfort, but nothing worked. If you wanted to get good rest, you would've needed to not be sleeping next to Caesar (and shirtless nevertheless).

"Can't fall asleep?" Caesar asked in a sweet voice.

"No..." you said back. "I guess I'm just extremely stressed for Joseph's sake."

That wasn't a complete lie, but you knew very well that you were more anxious about your current situation.

"I am too, if I'm being honest." Caesar gently grabbed your shoulder and turned you to face him and his emerald eyes. "Remember when we were younger? You'd knock on my door, all teary-eyed from having nightmares?"

You nodded, embarrassed. "You don't need to remind me."

"Why not? You were so cute back then. You're still adorable now, but it's still kind of scary knowing that you're more well-versed with hamon now than before."

"Adorable?" you repeated. "Me?"

"Of course. You really should've seen yourself back then; young girl, knocking up into my room, proceeding to take the entire bed while drooling on my shoulder? Maybe right now is the karma you get for all the sleepless nights I've had in the past because of you."

"S-Sorry," you said.

"I'm just joking," Caesar chuckled. "I know we're not teenagers anymore, but you can sleep on my shoulder again if you're having trouble."

You were glad that all the lights were off. Otherwise, Caesar would've noticed the rosy look on your face.

"Thank you..." There was no point in declining his suggestion at this point. You shifted yourself closer to Caesar and laid on his chest. His skin was soft and his chest was like a pillow. Despite your heart beating fast before, you began to calm down from hearing Caesar's faint breaths. He moved his arm around your body and then stroked your arm. With your shared body heat, your whole body felt warm and fuzzy.

"Y/n..." Caesar said softly, almost falling asleep. "Sleep well." He leaned over and kissed tip of your nose before drifting off to sleep shortly after.

"H-Hey!" you called out, shaking Caesar to wake him up again.

"Hm? What seems to be the issue?"

You hated how calm he was being. He'd always pull off things like this and not say a word afterwords, wanting to watch you get flushed from his teasing. Did he like you? Was he being friendly? It didn't matter at this point because you were going to pull the same trick on him.

You leaned in towards Caesar's face and kissed him gently on the lips. Your mind was racing, but your lips acted like they knew what they were doing. Slowly, you parted away from Caesar with his taste still lingering on your mouth. With a small smirk, you turned to face the other way of Caesar. "Goodnight," you whispered.

For the first time, you heard Caesar stutter. "G-Goodnight," he replied.

[gt-jjba-n-stuff]

Joseph and Suzie Q or Ceaser? Any prompt!

Ok! I'll include all three! and the prompt chosen at random was 🦋 bugs!

The spider can go to hell

Summary: Joseph is up late when tiny suzie q comes to him with complaints of a big bug. When he goes to investigate, he ends up rescuing the distrustful caesar from a large spider.

Pairing: Joseph, Caesar, and Suzie Q. (platonic and romantic ties are up to the reader)

Tw: fear, mentions of crushing, spiders, other than that its all fluff!

Thinks were admittedly awkward for Joseph, being paired up with the tiniest little man he had ever seen. All the staff here were small too. He kept nearly stepping on them! how could lisa lisa live like this? He always felt so bad when he would nearly hurt someone. And it was admittedly lonely being the only person this big besides lisa lisa.

And then there was Caesar. Caesar was.. it was tough to be around him. They made a great team. They had some pleasant interractions, a lot of which occurred in training. But he shouted any time joseph got too close, and utterly refused to be picked up. Even in emergencies. So things were a little hard on Joseph. Any time he had held or even touched caesar, he could tell the defensive little man was terrified.

it was a late night. Joseph was standing by his window, unable to sleep. He should be exhausted after all the training. Which he was. He just couldnt sleep. Eventually his silence was interrupted by a soft little voice as suzie q sat down on the window sil. "Are you alright, Joseph? you should be in bed. You have a long day tomorrow." She reminded.

Joseph looked down at the small girl, and smiled. He always appreciated her lack of fear. He sat down on the floor to be closer to her eye level. "I couldnt sleep. What brings you to my window this evening? here for a kiss goodnight?" he said, joke-flirting as usual as he rested his head on the sil.

She stood and approached him with a soft giggle. "In your dreams." She teased. She sighed softly as she sat with him. "I was just cleaning like normal and noticed a really big bug in the hallway.. its silly but when you're the size of a mouse, bugs are pretty scary.." she said.

Joseph chuckled softly, and reached up to cup a comforting hand around her. "Thats all? You make a fair point. Bugs must be pretty scary at that size. could you tell me where it is so i can take care of it?" he asked. Suzie nodded, and smiled, grateful. "Of course, thank you, Joseph." She said.

*

This was NOT how this was supposed to go. Caesar had just been up to go to the bathroom when he found that spider. Along with some of suzie q's cleaning supplies.. His heart felt like it stopped. He didnt usually mind spiders if they were smaller than him. However this was a ridiculously large spider and did pose a large threat to the small population in the building. And by the look of it it had gotten suzie q.

That being said, he had attempted to sneak up on it and get rid of it with hamon bubbles. The bathroom was barely lit up leaving caesar at the disadvantage. His blood ran cold knowing he was at a disadvantage. One wrong move and he was bug food for sure. He crept up on it to the bestof his ability and despite it's flighty half turn to investigate the movement, he attacked. This was not as effective as he had hoped, only managing to piss the spider off.

So now here he was, fleeing for his life down the hallway as a spider persued him. He was this spider's midnight snack for sure. Well, at least untill he rounded the corner and spotted a large boot at his eye level. He didnt care who's it was, he continued running and leapt up onto their pant leg, clinging at knee height to catch his breath.

*

Joseph had followed suzie q's guidance as he walked the halls. She was perched on his shoulder, tucked into his scarf. He didnt mind. It was a comfy scarf. she said that it was in the bathroom. So he was on his way. What he didnt expect, however, was a little cling on leaping up onto his leg. He peered down to look, only to spot an exhausted caesar holding onto his pant leg with a disgustingly large spider on the floor searching for him.

He felt a spike of anxiety. Caesar hated being picked up but he was exhausted. And there was a spider by his boot. If he moved caesar would fall. So he made his mind up, and reached down, very carefully pulling caesar off his pants and lifting him up to chest height, both hands keeping him tucked close as he simply crushed the spider. Gross.

*

Caesar panicked as he felt the hand wrap around his body, but he couldnt struggle very much. He was exhausted. but being gently cupped in two hands made him relax a bit more. He was still petrified, but this was a little different. He was just rescued. He heard that spider get crushed.

He looked up hesitantly, only to be greeted with bright, sea colored eyes. Joseph. And Someone hidden away in his scarf. Suzie. She climbed down into josephs hands and helped caesar up. He gave her a tight hug, his concern for her well being earlier melting into relief. "Suzie, dont scare me like that i thought it caught you when i saw your supplies." He said. She held caesar gently. "Its alright caesar, i just went to get joseph. No way i could clean with that thing!" she said.

Joseph smiled behind his mask at the reunion. He was glad they were safe. He began walking back the way they came, alerting the two little people tucked into his cupped hands. "Where are you taking us??" caesar questioned defensively.

Joseph honestly didnt expect caesar to stay in his hands for long. So he wasnt surprised by this behavior. But everyone is tired. "Back to my room. I think you two have had your fair share of spiders for the evening." He said, keeping them tucked close to his body.

Caesar wanted to argue, but it was a long way back to his room, and he was still pretty much convinced he was spider food. So he just gave in this time. He didnt want to be alone in a world this big tonight. So he nodded. Suzie was a bit excited that the two were getting along.

So joseph kicked his boots and scarf off, and just layed down with the two. Suzie trusts joseph. So she wasted no time getting comfy and falling asleep. Leaving caesar and joseph to bother eachother.

"..Thanks." caesar said, his little voice breaking their silence. He heard joseph's heart beat quicken with nervousness. Which intreagued him. Joseph was a big guy. Why would he be nervous about a couple of tiny folk?

"No problem. I've got your back, alright?" he said, keeping his voice down. He had actually grown nervous because he really didnt want to mess this up. He wanted caesar to trust him..

"..alright." caesar said. He had never trusted anyone but miss lisa lisa. But perhaps one day he would learn to trust joseph too. "Good night." Joseph said softly. He felt a little less anxious, enoigh so to have fallen asleep shortly after, with suzie and caesar curled up close to him.

thats all for this one, and im writing for fun so sorry about typos and improper gramar, etc.